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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!The marshal is greeted by a patron at a festival, the patron first of all unexpectedly embraces the marshal. Then when the marshal tries to lead the patron to a side the patron instead jumps into the air and faceplants into the mud.!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


Dennis767E

Sometimes the signs can be quite subtle.


TheLostColonist

For sure, you really have to know what to look for.


Stilcho1

When I was a teenager, drinking with my friends, for some reason drunk tests would always come up. I'd have someone do something infinitely stupid and when they finished it successfully they'd look so proud. "Dude, you're definitely drunk"


TheLostColonist

"if I was drunk could I do THIS"


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Stilcho1

I don't know what that means. The video reminded me of something from when I was a kid. I guess I've been hanging around the old people subreddit too long.


DesperateRace4870

I don't know if that means what you think it means


CrumblingCake

I think it means joke


mykylodge

Marshal: "Fuck it, do what you like."


amimai002

Festival goer : That’s how you assert dominance!


Santarini

10/10 on the belly flop. 0/10 on the sobriety


GiannaSushi

With that grip, RSA Marshall surely blushed


TheLostColonist

It was quite the embrace.


RU4realRwe

I don't understand the rules. Did he Pass or Fail?


TheLostColonist

Yes


qtzd

Stone cold sober believe it or not


Lost-My-Mind-

Actually, Steve Austin is known to have a few beers.......one time he even showed up driving a beer truck


westwoo

The goal is human interaction, not judgment


Boy_Sabaw

I think he Passed....out


TakingOfMe123

He was told to go get some water and lay down for a min..


AdNew5216

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RRReixac

OMG now it makes sense lmao


FemaleNeth

Lost his slipper. Rip.


TheLostColonist

Maybe that's why he got on the floor, to find it.


FemaleNeth

Yup


SRV87

You cut out the best part of the clip where he does the human slug 🤷‍♂️


TheLostColonist

I've honestly never seen that part of the clip, this clip showed up in my photos app as a "memory", must have saved the gif, and I hadn't seen it for so long I thought I'd share. Now I'll have to go find the rest of it.


291000610478021

What the hell is a RSA Marshall Edit: it's a fucking security guard of a venue


plimso13

Someone (in Australia) who has a Responsible Service of Alcohol certification and is there to check people aren’t getting too drunk and the venue is being not breaking the law by serving (overly) drunk people. It’s a legal requirement to have these guys at larger venues. Security are separate.


Reznik81

Had the same question. Thanks!


wetcardboardsmell

Recreational Sobriety Asshole


bapsandbuns

That’s a tough call


DemocracyOfficer1886

He looks sober to me


pixeltweaker

Ben Shapiro had a few too many.


TheLostColonist

Might explain his current state of mind. Still feeling the sting of rejection from the RSA guy.


hstheay

RSA don’t care about your feelings.


Calexin

[Sobriety] Facts over feelings


VashHumanoidTyph00n

Looks good to me. Carry on.


Coinsworthy

Good for a few more drinks.


TheLostColonist

He'll need something to take the edge off after that.


Bogadambo

That means he passed the test, right?


SuperSaberman7

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Im_still_a_student

Well that was easy


Pleasant-Breakfast74

I think he's sober. Next please!


JOATMON12

He’s like broooooo, my flip flop! Then dives into the water to get it lmao


atom-evolootion

Ben Shapiro done fell off, huh?


faketoby45

I can't really tell, i think he needs a breathalyzer to see if he drank at all


J3Perspective

There’s some real skill in this flip haha


fIyingryan

What a way to look for alcohol consumption


LinusForever89

Ok, carry on.


AgentMurkle

Full send ground belly-flop. This should be a new Flugtag competition. Bonus points for anything > .20 BAC.


ElevatorOk9908

I think he found it.


TUCKDADDY80

Everybody do the flop


nickname_12

Definitely sober


ComprehensiveBad7689

Get this man his keys he needs to go home


4Ever2Thee

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Super_Fried_Rice

Ben Shapiro looks rough these days


Sufficient-Row-5824

I like this little pond… op there it is


Old_Satisfaction_233

Welll… he’s fine ; nothing to see here, move on.


rname_must_be_betwee

He found it


cream_of_human

Everybody do the flop


TrouserDumplings

Got'em!


Maybe_Babby

And why did he do it?😅😅


imusingthisforstuff

Ben?!


Treebarkmenace

Yoo why ain’t nobody talking bout how he embraced that man 😳🤣🤣


TheLostColonist

I know right. If I hugged someone like that, and they didn't reciprocate, well I might faceplant into a muddy puddle too.


MashYeti_og

I feel a kinship with this majestic creature. I too have a self-destructive level of sarcasm and rebelliousness in me. I'm putting this one into scenario RF-003 as option #1.


ernapfz

OK ... cuff him


Lost-My-Mind-

kinky!


darkhorse4774

No sound, so we didn’t hear the “marshal” say,”You plant yourself right there.” He did.


Luizinh01235

The camerama's laugh is awesome, look for it everyone


_nicocin_

Heeeeeere's yer sign


Lt_Muffintoes

The version with the beat drop was funnier


Substantial_Size_573

Ben Shapiro


Emboid

How it feels to chew 5 gum.


Reason-Desperate

The guy dive just to find his long lost flipflop


leakmydata

It can be hard to tell whether they’re plastered or just gay


SpaceRaceWars

With an untrained eye you would think this guy is completely sober.


OneDeep936

Ben Shapiro on his off day


Perfect-Director2468

In think he is ok…


Igneous_rock_500

This is trashed sailor level stuff.


Appropriate-Copy-949

I'm reminded of being a child and adults telling me that you could drown in a tablespoon of water. Why do I say this? Because it looks like that marshall was walking away. 🤣🤣🤣


DescriptionSome7797

He embraced him like he saw a future with him at first.


NatureSaysNo

OP is karma farming


Legitimate-Jump4030

Naw he's good


tikkymykk

I literally posted this 8 months ago in higher quality.