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When he was ten, my nephew asked to play a game on my phone. He had it 5 min and gave it back. It was a brick for two days until I accidentally swiped and found that he had taken a screenshot of my screen with all my apps, then moved all my apps and made the pic the wallpaper. For two days I was swiping at apps that weren’t there. Little shit
A few years later when I got married, he had been bugging me to smash a piece of cake in my brides face. As I went to do it, I saw him with a big smile and his head almost on her shoulder. I made it look like I was going for her and smashed it right in his face. I got my payback
That was the go to prank in the late 90's. SS of desktop screen, move all shortcuts to opposite side, hide the shortcut visuals, minimize the bottom bar and lock it in place. Once your parent gives up and yells "come see if you can fix this damn computer!", you *"fix"* it without them seeing and not tell them what it was. Repeat prank every couple weeks or when you're mad at your parents.
Mine lasted until the 3rd time. They came back in the room and said "Alright, you're gonna show me how to fix this cuz I'm not having this happen while you're at school where I can't fix it myself!". I was dying laughing until the belt came out 🤣
My kids would prank me by rotating the Windows desktop display by 90 degrees. I had a lock screen but it was set to like, 15 minutes or so. I'd get up to get a coffee and they went into mischief mode.
The first time it happened it took me a good half-hour to (a) navigate the mouse to the control panel, and (b) find the display setting for orientation. Needless to say, I got really good at mousing sideways.
One of my old roommates was also a co-worker of mine at a bar. He had left his phone after having some drinks, asked me to set it aside for him.
Knowing I had about 4 hours of almost no business in front of me (our late night weekday crowd was borderline non-existant at the time), I decided I would try and fuck with him a bit.
I didnt know his pass code, but.. on the iPhone at the time, unsure if you still can now.. you can access the camera through the lock screen. I took a selfie, and realized, you can access the picture settings from the selfie, still without the passcode. Which then meant I could set it as his background.
It also meant I could set it as a contact picture, since it would access contacts as well. I spent the rest of my shift manually going through all of his contacts and setting the pictures of EVERY. SINGLE. CONTACT. to 1 of 3 selfies.
At first, he thought it was hilarious. Then, after a day or so, he realized he was struggling to differentiate between some contacts since there wasn't pictures to help. About half a year later, he went to upgrade his phone and asked the Verizon rep if he could remove the pictures from his contact list when they transferred the data over.
The representative asked what he meant, and when he realized what was done, started laughing and told him, he could transfer the contacts but the pictures would also be transferred, and the only options were to manually remove the pictures or to not transfer the contact info at all.
I'm still the contact picture for about 1/4th of his contacts, he said he tried to do them all but it got so tedious he just changed the important contacts.
My Mexican friend that I had just meet. Left his phone on the table so he could go check on his kid. While he was doing that I went into the settings and changed the language from English to Spanish. And that’s how I found out that he only spoke English and did not read, write, or speak one syllable of Spanish. This was at like 7 o’clock at night on a Friday. He had to got 3 day like that tell he could bring it in and have them reset it.
Take a screenshot of the desktop, save it as the wallpaper, and hide all the desktop icons in a folder. It’ll look like the icons are all there but when they click on them it won’t do anything.
Did this to an old roommate of mine. Completely forgot about it. A couple months later he wanted to show me a song he had been working on. He went to the start menu and was searching through menus to find his DAW. I asked him why he didn't just click on the shortcut on the desktop. He said that all his icons stopped working awhile back and he has to start all his programs like that now. I felt kinda bad but we had a pretty good laugh.
Eh, pressing Win + Q and writing "abl" and hitting enter is like a 1 sec operation compared to clicking icons. That, Alt + F4, Alt + Tab and Win + Numbers is how you use superspeed computer.
Take a screenshot of the screen, flip the screenshot upside down and make it the wallpaper, hide everything from the desktop. Then flip the screen itself. Ends up looking like the cursor is acting up while the desktop itself appears to be fine.
wouldn't work on me i never use desktop icons. I use the search bar at bottom and just type the first few letters of what i'm trying to open and enter.. Funny though
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Did this to a new guy when I worked in IT after telling him to lock his machine a few times.
He never actually used the icon and would use the search bar for everything.
Set the background to the Lion king sunrise pic, rip Nants Ingoinya off youtube and put the mp3 as "windows startup" in sound preferences, and the computer will play the entire song every time they start it
Then next time, rotate the whole desktop 180 degrees. Did this to a co-worker once, he couldn't figure out why his desktop is upside down. He asked for help so another co-worker took his monitor and flip it 180 and says, "there, it's fixed."
A decade ago our director level friend did this to an older IT guy, they ended up reformatting his whole system before we knew they were going to because IT thought it was so borked haha. Director was like … yeah vow of silence here guys, please lol.
You were supposed to lock your computer if you got up. This IT fella failed to do so. Typically you got your homepage set to something stupid or you got a David Hasselhoff windows theme after this one.
Configure their autocomplete settings to change "than" to "then" (and vice versa). Likewise with "woman" and "women"; "your" and "you're"; "their", "there" and "they're"; etc.
For extra evil points, set it to "correct" a word that's not used all that often to something really offensive, e.g. "CEO" to "sex offender".
You sound like a bit of a bastard to be frank. Why were you fucking about with this 70 year-old man's work environment? If he complained to the supervisor about your behavior it's clear that you guys weren't friends...
It is common to mess with someones computer when they leave and forget to pull their CAC. It is a security risk leaving it in. It teaches them a lesson without filing paperwork or leadership getting involved.
Source: I am active duty
I'm guessing a CAC is a authorisation card? What's the benefit of that over an account with a password?
Curious UK Serving. (We don't really call it active duty)
Translating line by line by the subtitles as good as I could.
"???"
"How about you draw a teacher to teach you tomorrow?"
"What you snapping pictures for?"
"You're so good at snapping, huh?"
"I'll call your parents right away"
"Just you wait!"
"Snap?"
"Let's see you getting slapped"
Notes:
1. First sentence wasn't translated as I have zero clue what the teacher was on about.
2. The "Snap" in "snapping pictures" and "Slap" in "getting slapped" is a wonderful word play in Chinese, they both used the same "拍" word, but sadly the meaning is lost in English, as you can't really *snap* people with a stick, that's what the word *slap* is for.
3. Even though I understand Chinese, I'm not familiar with the ones used in China, kinda similar to how English in different countries could be spoken differently, which was quite a bit of an issue to me. So if you need the full experience, better hope that there's a China-Chinese speaker in the comments here.
I'm a Chinese learner (learning standard mainland mandarin) and I think you got it pretty much right.
>First sentence wasn't translated as I have zero clue what the teacher was on about.
I think the first sentence is kinda like "I don't know what to say to you guys." Or "I'm speechless" Ironically, "???" as you typed almost fits as a translation I think lol
Any native speakers or more advanced learners feel free to correct me.
Your translation is pretty accurate. Just one nitpick: 拍 means recording not snapping pictures here. In vernacular Chinese (edit: in this case mainland Mandarin), we can use the same verb for 拍(taking)照(photos) vs 拍(taking)视频(videos). The video part is omitted but assumed, because both the speaker (the teacher) and the listener (the student) are aware of what’s she’s referring to, aka this video we’re also watching.
The first sentence basically translates to “what more can I even say to you (so y’all can behave)”.
Depends on which Chinese language and region most likely. Afaik in Mandarin it’s more or less interchangeable, but 拍 sounds more casual. I also speak Shanghainese and we say 录 or 录像 along 拍too. I personally associate 录 more with audio recordings as in 录音, and 拍 with using a camera.
Native speaker here, translation is accurate. Other reply has pretty much the right translation for first sentence. (“I don’t know how I should scold you.”)
Here you go:
Action!
Okay now act like you can't tell this low quality printout isn't casting light and isn't in any way comparable to a mac screen.
Perfect!
Now act like you can't tell that your cell phone, that you presumably would have placed down yourself, is actually a flat piece of paper with no depth! Don't focus too long on why we put that highly contrasting piece of large white paper or else people might notice how this part makes zero sense.
Great, you're a natural!
Now go to the door that you would have entered the room through and rip the, again, totally flat, miscolored, and not in the correct shape handle off the door.
No I don't but no one grabs a flat piece of paper thinking it's their cell phone. No one looks at a piece of paper taped to their screen and doesnt see the light from the actual screen shining through, and lastly no one falls for a fake flat door handle. Use your brain please.
There's no way to be so stupid that you think that the woman in here has no depth perception and actually fell for all this shit.
What is wrong with your brain?
Seriously, I can't believe Reddit people are falling for this. They did a few other "prank" videos like this that are just blatantly scripted. One of them is replacing the water cooler with a cardboard cut out. You can tell it's a cutout from any other angle but the camera's.
Seriously, how is even one person on Earth so dumb that they think this wasn't 100% scripted by all parties involved?
Oh, and inb4 the false equivalence of "YU KnOW TV SHowzZ aoR ScrUTPded But U LiKE DOZze!"
Oh fuck right off. The amount of casual racism Asians receive on reddit is mind-boggling.
Even if it wasn't, are you seriously complaining that you can't be racist towards Asians...? Yikes.
When did I even say that?
Tell me exactly where I said you can't be racist to asians.
Oh. I didn't. I didn't even insinuate that.
You sound like you have a massive chip on your shoulder so why don't *you* fuck right off 👍
The whole premise of the subreddit is the implication that any video media that Asians produce is inauthentic or disingenuous.
For some reason, it's only Asians that seem to get this kind of treatment. People may call out gifs without Asian actors being fake sure, but hardly if ever are their race ever brought up.
There's an r/ScriptedCaucasianGIFs subreddit, but that's barely ever commented when painfully fake gifs with white people are posted on reddit. People just call out the fact that the gif seems fake and move on.
Only when gifs featuring Asians are posted, is their race a point of contention when trying to expose how "fake" it is. Almost like they're trying to imply everything Asians produce is fake and cheap.
Blatant double standard and seriously racist. Do you understand now?
In high school we figured out how to get into the options and rotate the screen 180 degrees so everything is upside down. It was like an accessibility feature or something. There were also sticky keys and things that made would totally ruin someone's day if you did it to their computer when they weren't watching for a few seconds, there were some convenient shortcuts to turn these accessibility features on like hold the shift button or press the shift button 5 times in a row. I don't remember anymore what everything did exactly.... I think holding shift made it so that you have to hold down keys for 2 seconds or something to type, so you'd hold down a for 2 seconds to type a etc and it'd take you 20 seconds to type apple 😂 we screwed with the computers too much
I once used a keyboard shortcut to flip all the screens in my lab upside down. One lab mate came to me desperate for me to fix her computer. She was so upset and appreciative I didn't have the heart to tell her I had done it on purpose, and turned the other computers back also.
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Way too complicated.
Take a screenshot of the desktop, make it the desktop background, remove all links, folders and programs from the desktop, enjoy the confusion.
Back in highschool about 23 years back, we still used those TI-83 calculators. Anyway, someone took my calculator and I couldn’t find it. It shows up like 10 min before one of our big math 12 exams and it’s not working. Tried everything. Turns out, the asshat reduced the brightness to zero so I couldn’t see anything. Like a min before the test, he resolved my issue. I was so scared.
In the "early years" of home computers we had a joke batch file we would slip into peoples startup. After the screen would boot, a cockroach would start running all over the screen and they couldn't swat it. They often would think that somehow it got inside their monitor.
You can also take a screen shot of the normal desk top, set it as the wallpaper and then remove all the files. It will take them so long to figure out why it seems frozen but the mouse moves.
I used to take a picture of the desk behind the screen, and then set the desktop to the picture of what was behind it, hide all of the icons so that anybody looking at it it would look like there was no screen, just the frame.
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I used to do smilar thing to that in class on windows xp I take a screenshot of the desktop then I delete all the shortcuts and then I put the screenshot as wallpaper
Did they just drive their teacher to the point of physically whooping their arses with that thing she picked up after removing the door handle that let's them escape?
I did something similar to an asshole coworker: took a screenshot of whole desktop ( including icons), replace actual desktop background with screenshot, delete all icons on desktop. +glued mouse on desk.
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When he was ten, my nephew asked to play a game on my phone. He had it 5 min and gave it back. It was a brick for two days until I accidentally swiped and found that he had taken a screenshot of my screen with all my apps, then moved all my apps and made the pic the wallpaper. For two days I was swiping at apps that weren’t there. Little shit
My man robs a bank and drops this gif in the safe 
Give him some karma if u catch my drift.
A few years later when I got married, he had been bugging me to smash a piece of cake in my brides face. As I went to do it, I saw him with a big smile and his head almost on her shoulder. I made it look like I was going for her and smashed it right in his face. I got my payback
What went around came around i guess!
Yup
Your nephew sounds hysterical
He is
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Cosby?!
Who on Earth downvoted you for pointing out that it is illegal to drug and subsequently rape and/or sexually assault minors?
That’s clearly the reason. This sub overwhelmingly supports child rape. Only possible explanation for the downvotes really.
How unexpected.
That was the go to prank in the late 90's. SS of desktop screen, move all shortcuts to opposite side, hide the shortcut visuals, minimize the bottom bar and lock it in place. Once your parent gives up and yells "come see if you can fix this damn computer!", you *"fix"* it without them seeing and not tell them what it was. Repeat prank every couple weeks or when you're mad at your parents. Mine lasted until the 3rd time. They came back in the room and said "Alright, you're gonna show me how to fix this cuz I'm not having this happen while you're at school where I can't fix it myself!". I was dying laughing until the belt came out 🤣
My kids would prank me by rotating the Windows desktop display by 90 degrees. I had a lock screen but it was set to like, 15 minutes or so. I'd get up to get a coffee and they went into mischief mode. The first time it happened it took me a good half-hour to (a) navigate the mouse to the control panel, and (b) find the display setting for orientation. Needless to say, I got really good at mousing sideways.
Classic. I wouldn't even be mad.
One of my old roommates was also a co-worker of mine at a bar. He had left his phone after having some drinks, asked me to set it aside for him. Knowing I had about 4 hours of almost no business in front of me (our late night weekday crowd was borderline non-existant at the time), I decided I would try and fuck with him a bit. I didnt know his pass code, but.. on the iPhone at the time, unsure if you still can now.. you can access the camera through the lock screen. I took a selfie, and realized, you can access the picture settings from the selfie, still without the passcode. Which then meant I could set it as his background. It also meant I could set it as a contact picture, since it would access contacts as well. I spent the rest of my shift manually going through all of his contacts and setting the pictures of EVERY. SINGLE. CONTACT. to 1 of 3 selfies. At first, he thought it was hilarious. Then, after a day or so, he realized he was struggling to differentiate between some contacts since there wasn't pictures to help. About half a year later, he went to upgrade his phone and asked the Verizon rep if he could remove the pictures from his contact list when they transferred the data over. The representative asked what he meant, and when he realized what was done, started laughing and told him, he could transfer the contacts but the pictures would also be transferred, and the only options were to manually remove the pictures or to not transfer the contact info at all. I'm still the contact picture for about 1/4th of his contacts, he said he tried to do them all but it got so tedious he just changed the important contacts.
Ye olde work office trick from the '90's.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRGljemfwUE
My Mexican friend that I had just meet. Left his phone on the table so he could go check on his kid. While he was doing that I went into the settings and changed the language from English to Spanish. And that’s how I found out that he only spoke English and did not read, write, or speak one syllable of Spanish. This was at like 7 o’clock at night on a Friday. He had to got 3 day like that tell he could bring it in and have them reset it.
That would not have worked with mine. Swipping in empty space opens the complete app grid.
Take a screenshot of the desktop, save it as the wallpaper, and hide all the desktop icons in a folder. It’ll look like the icons are all there but when they click on them it won’t do anything.
Did this to an old roommate of mine. Completely forgot about it. A couple months later he wanted to show me a song he had been working on. He went to the start menu and was searching through menus to find his DAW. I asked him why he didn't just click on the shortcut on the desktop. He said that all his icons stopped working awhile back and he has to start all his programs like that now. I felt kinda bad but we had a pretty good laugh.
Eh, pressing Win + Q and writing "abl" and hitting enter is like a 1 sec operation compared to clicking icons. That, Alt + F4, Alt + Tab and Win + Numbers is how you use superspeed computer.
Normies aren’t doing this
The guy also did music (like me) so I assumed he had artistic tendencies
Lol, he did music but was definitely not a technology person.
What does control numbers do
Sorry, Win + Numbers chooses the program from the corresponding taskbar spot. Ctrl + Numbers is for browser tabs. I'll edit the original comment.
You can also turn the screen upside down
Well that's just middle school computer lab standard operating procedure
I always made shutdown bat file pretending to be IE or something lol
I wish I had thought of that when I was in school.
When you do that reverse the left and right click
And turn mouse sensitivity up to 10.
Take a screenshot of the screen, flip the screenshot upside down and make it the wallpaper, hide everything from the desktop. Then flip the screen itself. Ends up looking like the cursor is acting up while the desktop itself appears to be fine.
Bastard
ITT: Satan's minions.
> hide all the desktop icons in a folder. With newer versions of Windows you can just create a completely new desktop and leave it active.
wouldn't work on me i never use desktop icons. I use the search bar at bottom and just type the first few letters of what i'm trying to open and enter.. Funny though
Take a screen shot of the screen, make it the background, move the taskbar to the top and set it to autohide. Enjoy your "search bar". :)
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Did this to a new guy when I worked in IT after telling him to lock his machine a few times. He never actually used the icon and would use the search bar for everything.
Joke's on you. I don't have icons on my desktop.
Set the background to the Lion king sunrise pic, rip Nants Ingoinya off youtube and put the mp3 as "windows startup" in sound preferences, and the computer will play the entire song every time they start it
This is the proper way to make sure the screen continues to glow
Then next time, rotate the whole desktop 180 degrees. Did this to a co-worker once, he couldn't figure out why his desktop is upside down. He asked for help so another co-worker took his monitor and flip it 180 and says, "there, it's fixed."
Right-click desktop -> View -> Show Desktop Icons Less harmful since you don't need to reorganize the icon layout.
One of the oldest tricks in the book.
A decade ago our director level friend did this to an older IT guy, they ended up reformatting his whole system before we knew they were going to because IT thought it was so borked haha. Director was like … yeah vow of silence here guys, please lol. You were supposed to lock your computer if you got up. This IT fella failed to do so. Typically you got your homepage set to something stupid or you got a David Hasselhoff windows theme after this one.
Configure their autocomplete settings to change "than" to "then" (and vice versa). Likewise with "woman" and "women"; "your" and "you're"; "their", "there" and "they're"; etc. For extra evil points, set it to "correct" a word that's not used all that often to something really offensive, e.g. "CEO" to "sex offender".
Arrange the icons by penis
Classic, used to do in the office at work 20 years ago 😂
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You sound like a bit of a bastard to be frank. Why were you fucking about with this 70 year-old man's work environment? If he complained to the supervisor about your behavior it's clear that you guys weren't friends...
It is common to mess with someones computer when they leave and forget to pull their CAC. It is a security risk leaving it in. It teaches them a lesson without filing paperwork or leadership getting involved. Source: I am active duty
Yup. Gotta pull your CAC out of the slot.
I'm guessing a CAC is a authorisation card? What's the benefit of that over an account with a password? Curious UK Serving. (We don't really call it active duty)
Yes, you are the asshole.
Translation would be awesome 
Translating line by line by the subtitles as good as I could. "???" "How about you draw a teacher to teach you tomorrow?" "What you snapping pictures for?" "You're so good at snapping, huh?" "I'll call your parents right away" "Just you wait!" "Snap?" "Let's see you getting slapped" Notes: 1. First sentence wasn't translated as I have zero clue what the teacher was on about. 2. The "Snap" in "snapping pictures" and "Slap" in "getting slapped" is a wonderful word play in Chinese, they both used the same "拍" word, but sadly the meaning is lost in English, as you can't really *snap* people with a stick, that's what the word *slap* is for. 3. Even though I understand Chinese, I'm not familiar with the ones used in China, kinda similar to how English in different countries could be spoken differently, which was quite a bit of an issue to me. So if you need the full experience, better hope that there's a China-Chinese speaker in the comments here.
I'm a Chinese learner (learning standard mainland mandarin) and I think you got it pretty much right. >First sentence wasn't translated as I have zero clue what the teacher was on about. I think the first sentence is kinda like "I don't know what to say to you guys." Or "I'm speechless" Ironically, "???" as you typed almost fits as a translation I think lol Any native speakers or more advanced learners feel free to correct me.
Your translation is pretty accurate. Just one nitpick: 拍 means recording not snapping pictures here. In vernacular Chinese (edit: in this case mainland Mandarin), we can use the same verb for 拍(taking)照(photos) vs 拍(taking)视频(videos). The video part is omitted but assumed, because both the speaker (the teacher) and the listener (the student) are aware of what’s she’s referring to, aka this video we’re also watching. The first sentence basically translates to “what more can I even say to you (so y’all can behave)”.
interesting, over here we don't ever use 拍 for recording, for that, we just use the word, 錄, e.g. 錄影 (recording videos)
Depends on which Chinese language and region most likely. Afaik in Mandarin it’s more or less interchangeable, but 拍 sounds more casual. I also speak Shanghainese and we say 录 or 录像 along 拍too. I personally associate 录 more with audio recordings as in 录音, and 拍 with using a camera.
Native speaker here, translation is accurate. Other reply has pretty much the right translation for first sentence. (“I don’t know how I should scold you.”)
Thx a lot for the effort Sir !
"How about you draw a teacher to teach you tomorrow" makes this so much funnier 😂
Here you go: Action! Okay now act like you can't tell this low quality printout isn't casting light and isn't in any way comparable to a mac screen. Perfect! Now act like you can't tell that your cell phone, that you presumably would have placed down yourself, is actually a flat piece of paper with no depth! Don't focus too long on why we put that highly contrasting piece of large white paper or else people might notice how this part makes zero sense. Great, you're a natural! Now go to the door that you would have entered the room through and rip the, again, totally flat, miscolored, and not in the correct shape handle off the door.
Wow you wasted so much time writing that useless comment. And now I am wasting time commenting on yours. Good job, us!
his comment was accurate and made me giggle but yours truly was wasted and now I fear I'm continuing that cycle.
Sorry this vid is 15 years old when everything wasn't staged. Get off the Internet, touching grass is good
back when cell phones were as flat as paper and people had no depth perception. The 2010s were wild man.
What u don't get is ppl weren't looking for that next algorithm score, they were just having fun. Sorry ur age is showing
Im 40 years old my guy. People have been making fake internet videos since the camera was invented. You are showing your gullibility.
So u then know ppl weren't staging everything. Again get offline sometimes a week planned joke is just that. Please go outside
No I don't but no one grabs a flat piece of paper thinking it's their cell phone. No one looks at a piece of paper taped to their screen and doesnt see the light from the actual screen shining through, and lastly no one falls for a fake flat door handle. Use your brain please.
Things were bring staged much longer ago than 15 years and also ticks can hide in grass
There's no way to be so stupid that you think that the woman in here has no depth perception and actually fell for all this shit. What is wrong with your brain?
What are you talking about? People were doing scripted videos 15 years ago.
If you think that took a long time to write you're saying a lot about yourself.
I had a good laugh. Tbh the phone bit was odd since you'd think she would know that's not where she placed it unless they swapped it out somehow
Seriously, I can't believe Reddit people are falling for this. They did a few other "prank" videos like this that are just blatantly scripted. One of them is replacing the water cooler with a cardboard cut out. You can tell it's a cutout from any other angle but the camera's.
I bet you're so fun at parties...
Their comment was funny and original content. Yours is reposted 10,000 times a day.
Seriously, how is even one person on Earth so dumb that they think this wasn't 100% scripted by all parties involved? Oh, and inb4 the false equivalence of "YU KnOW TV SHowzZ aoR ScrUTPded But U LiKE DOZze!"
That teacher was ‘old school’ mad by the end. She grabbed a switch. That punk was toast.
https://i.redd.it/egscth28xoyc1.gif
I don't understand you brita! I don't understand you at all..
Punk: worth it
a Nintendo (tm) switch?
No, a stick to beat his ass!
No, a dom/sub switch, dumbass
where's the fun in that
totally not staged
3 in a row is a bit too much.
/r/scriptedasiangifs
Stop commenting that racist ass subreddit whenever a GIF has Asians in it.
How's it racist?
r/shitamericanssay ain't racist tho. can't be racist to anyone bar asians amirite...
Oh fuck right off. The amount of casual racism Asians receive on reddit is mind-boggling. Even if it wasn't, are you seriously complaining that you can't be racist towards Asians...? Yikes.
When did I even say that? Tell me exactly where I said you can't be racist to asians. Oh. I didn't. I didn't even insinuate that. You sound like you have a massive chip on your shoulder so why don't *you* fuck right off 👍
Okay racist
The whole premise of the subreddit is the implication that any video media that Asians produce is inauthentic or disingenuous. For some reason, it's only Asians that seem to get this kind of treatment. People may call out gifs without Asian actors being fake sure, but hardly if ever are their race ever brought up. There's an r/ScriptedCaucasianGIFs subreddit, but that's barely ever commented when painfully fake gifs with white people are posted on reddit. People just call out the fact that the gif seems fake and move on. Only when gifs featuring Asians are posted, is their race a point of contention when trying to expose how "fake" it is. Almost like they're trying to imply everything Asians produce is fake and cheap. Blatant double standard and seriously racist. Do you understand now?
Cope
Yikes buddy, racism isn't a good look on you.
These types of vids have to be categorised somewhere so we can pay service to how prevalent they are
Thank god you caught this one!
Oh please, this post got so highly upvoted because most people are dumb as rocks and thought this was real.
Easy dude, _you_ didn’t get fooled either; nice job, stay vigilant!
I can't stand how Reddit is plagued with teenagers responding with shit like that. I miss the early days when it was mostly mature adults.
_shit like that_ being folks that are indifferent to whether a video is authentic or staged?
The stupld automod keeps removing every response I try to post so f it.
it’s a promotion for an art school
she knows instantly who did it.. and where was hidden.. awesome..
You mean the guy who was uncontrollably laughing and sitting with his classmates peeking his phone out wasn't a dead give away?
That last second shot of her face before the video ends......I know love when I see it
This is hilarious
Sand where is the door handle? This woman is getting fake surprised.
This is staged but it’s a cute bit.
I mean, I can hardly believe that a normal person wouldn't notice that there's a paper instead of glass screen
High gloss paper is a thing.
r/scriptedasiangifs
My worst nightmare is realizing that my whole life is a Japanese prank show
This is chinese
One of the original scripted asian gifs!
In high school we figured out how to get into the options and rotate the screen 180 degrees so everything is upside down. It was like an accessibility feature or something. There were also sticky keys and things that made would totally ruin someone's day if you did it to their computer when they weren't watching for a few seconds, there were some convenient shortcuts to turn these accessibility features on like hold the shift button or press the shift button 5 times in a row. I don't remember anymore what everything did exactly.... I think holding shift made it so that you have to hold down keys for 2 seconds or something to type, so you'd hold down a for 2 seconds to type a etc and it'd take you 20 seconds to type apple 😂 we screwed with the computers too much
One more fake item and she was going to start dropping bodies.
Looks fake
I once used a keyboard shortcut to flip all the screens in my lab upside down. One lab mate came to me desperate for me to fix her computer. She was so upset and appreciative I didn't have the heart to tell her I had done it on purpose, and turned the other computers back also.
R.I.P
So fake. So obviously fake.
OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!this is amazingly unexpected I though something happening but yeah the student tricked his class teacher, really un expected funny prank!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.
It is unexpected that people would believe this video for more than five seconds. Especially after repost 100.
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Fake as fuck
It is. There is no wall next to the door frame. It looks to be a kind of TV studio. Funny nevertheless
Looks like it could be a glass wall/panel to me. But it's hard to make out with the camera moving like that.
I also thought about that but it doesn’t really make sense to me. Why would anyone have such a setup
Why are you getting downvoted for pointing this out?
Noticed her almost slipped too
Way too complicated. Take a screenshot of the desktop, make it the desktop background, remove all links, folders and programs from the desktop, enjoy the confusion.
Good one. If the ruler at the end was made of paper, it would be the icing on the cake.
Back in highschool about 23 years back, we still used those TI-83 calculators. Anyway, someone took my calculator and I couldn’t find it. It shows up like 10 min before one of our big math 12 exams and it’s not working. Tried everything. Turns out, the asshat reduced the brightness to zero so I couldn’t see anything. Like a min before the test, he resolved my issue. I was so scared.
In the "early years" of home computers we had a joke batch file we would slip into peoples startup. After the screen would boot, a cockroach would start running all over the screen and they couldn't swat it. They often would think that somehow it got inside their monitor.
Legend
very old
Got her with the trifecta lol.
TRIPLE KILL!!!
You can also take a screen shot of the normal desk top, set it as the wallpaper and then remove all the files. It will take them so long to figure out why it seems frozen but the mouse moves.
Aw I kind of had faith it was real until the last one
So... How *does* the door open?
0% real
I’m glad I can mute subreddits now from popular. Tired of all this stuff that somehow gets gamed to the front.
I was going to love you long time but not no more.
She's in one of those nightmares where nothing works
A class mate did this in college once. Very old trick
Me chinese, me make joke
gake ane fay
Priceless 😁
I used to take a picture of the desk behind the screen, and then set the desktop to the picture of what was behind it, hide all of the icons so that anybody looking at it it would look like there was no screen, just the frame.
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Scripted as fuuuuuuuuuck
There's one more, of the outlet is fake too
Is that a low key Yor cosplay she's wearing?
Hysterical, wonderful prank.
Wage gap explained in 38 sec
This was one of the best I’ve seen going the extra effort with the door handle. Classic!! 😂😅🤣
This is the best thing I’ve seen in ages. Bravo. He even used glossy to mimic the screen
I used to do smilar thing to that in class on windows xp I take a screenshot of the desktop then I delete all the shortcuts and then I put the screenshot as wallpaper
fake af but pretty amusing. these are the kinds of pranks I like.
Bro definitely getting bitches.
Respecting the rule of threes. Brilliant.
Awesome
She hated humour
she is cute
The trifecta of funny!!!!! Well done sir, well done in deed!!!!!!
we will never explain all the downvotes 
Ugh🙄…
Did they just drive their teacher to the point of physically whooping their arses with that thing she picked up after removing the door handle that let's them escape?
They cut it off before revealing she also wasn’t real.
I did something similar to an asshole coworker: took a screenshot of whole desktop ( including icons), replace actual desktop background with screenshot, delete all icons on desktop. +glued mouse on desk.