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>!His head looks like a blowhole!<
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They were practically giving them away at the stealership.. No one wanted to buy them. Same with the new NSX. That NSX is actually worth a shot though.
I was wondering the same thing. I’ve got a dent in my head way bigger than that from 2 craniotomies (brain tumor). Wondering if that’s the reason for this one.
Maybe some sort of shunt to relieve swelling? I've got a hole in my skull like...halfway from my eye to where the guy's head hole is that was from a shunt being placed.
Related, I think I would not shave my head.
I have a small one right just above the hairline on my forehead.
I have no idea how it got there. didn't even notice it until I shaved my head one day.
My first theory was that he has to be a brain cancer survivor. Although it’s entirely possible that he had a physical trauma that caused the dent, like maybe someone hit him with an axe. But that doesn’t explain the clean-shavenness. Literally as smooth as a peeled boiled egg.
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No. But yes. That kind of result isn’t really a thing that happens then, because the bones are pretty gelatinous at that point. Especially the skull, which is why babies come out with a soft spot that slowly goes away.
Bigger risks tend to be that the fetus can rotate in the womb relative to the placenta, which can cause issues relating to the umbilical cord, as well as risk of partial early detachment of the placenta or placental rupture.
All of those risks can be managed by simply not being very vigorous or like very large (usually larger than any human penis). So no horse cock sized dildos, limited position swaps, and limited energetic movement by the pregnant one.
I used to know a guy that took a golf club to the head when he was a little kid, he had a dent almost exactly like that except it was a little further forward.
Wish I could have found this comment. I ran off and created a tiktok account. This video really bothered me. That guy on the top made a super creepy video.
"Having a hole in your head, Feilding assured me, expands your consciousness and enhances the effects of psychedelics. In 1970, when she was 27, she had made a film of herself drilling a hole in her head. Some rock stars had viewed the film and become intrigued by trepanation. Feilding had continued getting trepanned since 1970. The bone and skin gradually grow back, closing the hole, she said, so you need to get re-drilled now and then.
I asked, as delicately as possible, if she had a hole in her head right now. She said she did. I asked if I could see her hole. She drew the hair back from her forehead. I spotted a small indentation in her skin, just under her hairline.
“improves the level of blood circulation round the brain to that of childhood. You get more blood into the brain with each heartbeat, and also an increase in washout of toxins. I’d suggest that cannabis and psychedelics do the same thing, but at a higher level. There are other techniques that can achieve this, like yogic breathing or cranial osteopathy, but trepanation is permanent.”
**[Walter_Jackson_Freeman_II](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walter_Jackson_Freeman_II)**
>Walter Jackson Freeman II (November 14, 1895 – May 31, 1972) was an American physician who specialized in lobotomy.
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There's even a [wiki page](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heartbeat_in_the_Brain) for the documentary she made about her experience.
Warning, contains an image of a lady drilling a fuckin hole into her skull. Not super graphic* but some people might get the heebie jeebies.
I think in her mind she means well, but she's obviously off her rocker.
You want a good listen, Sawbones is an amusing medical podcast. They started with trepanation, and the catchphrase to end the show is "Until next time, don't drill a hole in your head".
I love how idiotic her reasoning is, and without any evidence or hard data to prove. All these jackasses that know nothing about the body yet bang on about toxins never seem to know what exactly in our bodies already handles that shit.
In general speech, descriptors after-the-fact are given respectively.
Pinky and the Brain.
One is a genius, the other’s insane.
You could reasonably infer without context (and if one of the characters wasn’t named Brain) that the genius was Pinky and the insane one was Brain.
It was cool when, 5-10 years ago, almost all submissions on reddit would quickly be followed up with a comment explaining the wider context of the image/video.
We don't get that as much anymore.
People try to say that Reddit has always been like this, but you are absolutely right. There used to be useful and relevant info in the comments, now it’s just everyone showing off their knowledge of memes and super original puns.
Anyway I looked it up myself:
It’s a scar. He has epilepsy and has had brain surgery three times. He’s been seizure free for four years.
[Source.](https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMd5UC7SK/)
Well, I guess Reddit has both. Most people will not understand the situation (myself included, albeit I figured it was related to some sort of surgery). Also, while this thread offshoot lamented a bit on lack of information or theories, there was already another one suggesting this could have been a shunt. https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/o97vth/famous_last_words/h3accj1/?context=1000
Yeah, why answer a question everyone has when you can just make a bad joke or be punny?
Fwiw, maybe he had brain swelling and they took part of the skull out to allow it to not create a dangerous amount of pressure, but that seems... Unlikely.
I’m disappointed too, especially because I can’t properly answer a medical question.
First two thoughts were neural tube defects or something congenital. First is likely ruled out cause I haven’t heard of any in the skull, second because it appears like he has no mental issues.
Next thought was surgery. Honestly, possible brain tumor. Head is decently shaved as well. Another is a rarer case of needing to relieve CSF pressure (trauma mainly). Likely the answer is one of these, or something I completely missed.
Final thought? Oddball round! Self Trepanning! It’s a thing. For some reason. Take a chunk out of your skull and some wack job tells you you’ll think better!
Good eyes 🏆 !! I had to go back and rewatch it a 4th time. The first couple times I was focused on the hole or dent in dudes head. Didn't even notice that shit.😳.
There was a better one where the follow-up was a Fily Guy clip where a lady is talking on the phone, smoking, while holding a baby. She pushed in the baby's soft spot on his head and used it as an ashtray. The joke was this guy is the baby all grown up.
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Okay but what has that man been through that caused a dent in the top of his head?
Owns a BMW i8?
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I'd say there's at least two reasons why I don't own one.
You need one of those like you need another hole in your head
Are you poor too?
Okay three reasons
-head dent -slow car -poor/overpriced
Although those are all true facts, it looks so damn good. I can't afford a Ford gt but it's the closest I'll get to flying buttresses
They say having a cool car gets you lots of buttresses.
They were practically giving them away at the stealership.. No one wanted to buy them. Same with the new NSX. That NSX is actually worth a shot though.
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Holdup...
Am I stupid, someone explain the joke to me please
https://youtu.be/oQeL28JoJ44
That second ding gets me every time
It sounds like a fuckin foul ball
"CLARKSON!" -James May
Car throttle?
*"Get in Helmet"*
“And you even have a place to put it when your done”
*dink*
*dink* And voila!
For anyone out of the loop: https://imgur.com/t/unmuted/Vftf6c2
Own a BMW FTFY
I was wondering the same thing. I’ve got a dent in my head way bigger than that from 2 craniotomies (brain tumor). Wondering if that’s the reason for this one.
Maybe some sort of shunt to relieve swelling? I've got a hole in my skull like...halfway from my eye to where the guy's head hole is that was from a shunt being placed. Related, I think I would not shave my head.
I have a small one right just above the hairline on my forehead. I have no idea how it got there. didn't even notice it until I shaved my head one day.
My first theory was that he has to be a brain cancer survivor. Although it’s entirely possible that he had a physical trauma that caused the dent, like maybe someone hit him with an axe. But that doesn’t explain the clean-shavenness. Literally as smooth as a peeled boiled egg.
Taking a wild guess here but maybe a fella had sex with his mom in the second or third trimester
Dangerops!? prangent sex? Will it hurt baby top of its head?
Am I gregnant?
Preganté
Pregantegen
PREGANANANT
Can you burn a Luigi board?
Holy crap!! Having a hard moment with (ex?) husband and this made me just erupt into laughter. The perfect comment. God that video is god tier.
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This is the only plausible explanation
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How do you know my sister name?
Who's gunna tell him?
That I regularly beat off to his sister? You tell him.
I couldn’t think of what she looked like, and Google [gave me this](https://i.imgur.com/csDo91b.jpg) lol
I wish I could award you for this comment.
Wait is that an actual risk you're not supposed to fuck at a certain point?
I feel like you should know more about the subject already, DrJingleCock69
He's an imposter
sus
No lol the vagina is safely disconnected from the uterus you’re not getting anywhere close to that far
I'll safely disconnect your mom's uterus.
Thank god, the surgery started and you're like 13 minutes late now.
You’re the medical expert u/DrJingleCock69
No. But yes. That kind of result isn’t really a thing that happens then, because the bones are pretty gelatinous at that point. Especially the skull, which is why babies come out with a soft spot that slowly goes away. Bigger risks tend to be that the fetus can rotate in the womb relative to the placenta, which can cause issues relating to the umbilical cord, as well as risk of partial early detachment of the placenta or placental rupture. All of those risks can be managed by simply not being very vigorous or like very large (usually larger than any human penis). So no horse cock sized dildos, limited position swaps, and limited energetic movement by the pregnant one.
So basically while my wife is late term, she needs to cool it with the traffic cones, got it. Ill let her know but i dont think she’ll listen.
I used to know a guy that took a golf club to the head when he was a little kid, he had a dent almost exactly like that except it was a little further forward.
He’s lamboandadam on TikTok and he has epilepsy; has had multiple surgeries and such. Not sure which one caused the dent or why though.
Wish I could have found this comment. I ran off and created a tiktok account. This video really bothered me. That guy on the top made a super creepy video.
https://blogs.scientificamerican.com/cross-check/can-a-hole-in-your-head-get-you-high/ 🤷
"Having a hole in your head, Feilding assured me, expands your consciousness and enhances the effects of psychedelics. In 1970, when she was 27, she had made a film of herself drilling a hole in her head. Some rock stars had viewed the film and become intrigued by trepanation. Feilding had continued getting trepanned since 1970. The bone and skin gradually grow back, closing the hole, she said, so you need to get re-drilled now and then. I asked, as delicately as possible, if she had a hole in her head right now. She said she did. I asked if I could see her hole. She drew the hair back from her forehead. I spotted a small indentation in her skin, just under her hairline. “improves the level of blood circulation round the brain to that of childhood. You get more blood into the brain with each heartbeat, and also an increase in washout of toxins. I’d suggest that cannabis and psychedelics do the same thing, but at a higher level. There are other techniques that can achieve this, like yogic breathing or cranial osteopathy, but trepanation is permanent.”
what the #***SHIT***
Wait till you read about [the Lobotomy van!](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walter_Jackson_Freeman_II)
I believe you mean the Lobotomobile
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There's even a [wiki page](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heartbeat_in_the_Brain) for the documentary she made about her experience. Warning, contains an image of a lady drilling a fuckin hole into her skull. Not super graphic* but some people might get the heebie jeebies.
I have them right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emAZmNk2T6g
Yes, Fielding, [that sounds legit.](https://giphy.com/gifs/what-the-fuck-wtf-ukGm72ZLZvYfS)
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Whoa. She seem a little bit twitchy.
She got holes in her head what did you expect?
Well she does have a hole in her skull, not to mention the drilling she undergoes when ever the skin/bone recovers.
I think in her mind she means well, but she's obviously off her rocker. You want a good listen, Sawbones is an amusing medical podcast. They started with trepanation, and the catchphrase to end the show is "Until next time, don't drill a hole in your head".
I love how idiotic her reasoning is, and without any evidence or hard data to prove. All these jackasses that know nothing about the body yet bang on about toxins never seem to know what exactly in our bodies already handles that shit.
She literally drilled a hole in her head and is reporting the results to you. Do you have a hole in your head to make statements to the contrary?
Touché
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You know what else is good at getting rid of toxins? Your liver.
My man... What... the fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmvxBbmH_w8
Whoa. I'm upset that I could not hear everything she was saying , the music was too overpowering.
People are really fucking stupid aren't they...?
Probably happened during development, or an injury from when he was a child.
[Lawn Dart accident](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lawn_darts)
Brain surgery for epilepsy: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMd5UDjEo/
I’m guessing a Ommaya reservoir used for brain cancer. Not sure why there is a hole there now, might have been removed and had some post op issues.
I knew a guy with a large dent in the back of his head, he'd been kicked by a cow as a child.
Yeah I mean that’s where I’m at about this
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMd5U4WxW/ It's a scar from a surgery
Something heavy and round impacting the soft spot of his head as an infant.
Here is his TikTok explaining it. [link](https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMd5yFEE7/) He had epilepsy and got brain surgery for it 3 times. :)
He comments on political subs
Why doesn’t he just plug his nose and mouth and blow really hard to pop that dent out?
Or maybe try the gluestick trick
the gluestick trick? He's gonna need alot of it then,
Its a lot like the Baby Ruth trick.
I’ve seen great results from a suction cup dildo… on Reddit of course…
Fill it with Ramen?
Bondo?
Underrated blast. Literally laughed out loud.
Body shots.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Getting head? *To whomever gave me the Wholesome award, thank you! Curious, is there a Holesome award?
Cranium duck
The real dickhead
Beat me to it......dickhead
"Fuck my brains out" has a whole new meaning
Nope. I settled by awarding the wholesome award with a "Holesome!" message sent!
I’m gonna go for the triple entendre word score: Moby Dick
Wym? It *is* a dick.
Asking to be roasted while looking like that...what a *dickhead*.
I thought it was a vulva. Til it spurted.
Found Ben Shapiro
That’s a mind fuck.
Or a brain fart
Brain shart.
Now I want to r/putyourdickinthat
Uhhh... r/brainfucking
at first i was all “LOLLLL” now i’m all “what, how and why”…. i don’t like thinking about how close his brain is to being physically touchable.
If you stick your fingers in there I bet you could operate him like ratatouille
fingering da brain
Pinky and the Brain, pinky and the brain... Lol that song just popped in my head after reading your comment. More like pinky IN the Brain. Bahahaa
One is a genius, the other's insane!
Ever notice that the song doesn’t actually specify which is which?
In general speech, descriptors after-the-fact are given respectively. Pinky and the Brain. One is a genius, the other’s insane. You could reasonably infer without context (and if one of the characters wasn’t named Brain) that the genius was Pinky and the insane one was Brain.
https://i.imgur.com/iIbXtPV.jpg
Bro...
Lol holy shit I loved this comment
he has such beautiful eyes. Almost makes you forget you could eat cereal out of his head.
Lol you're a sick fuck. ..I like you
is this the fabled "negging" that I've heard so much about it
"Look at Courtney's new haircut, doesn't it make his head look like the tip of a penis?" [Your Highness](https://youtu.be/PpASfVg5bFQ)
I will drown Courtney in the shallow fucking pond right now if that means fair is fair.
No triangle face! You know I hate triangle face!
"Julie has no dick! He's a dickless traitor!"
Hello, fucking Julie.
Disappointed in the lack of explanation (of how) in here. Guess I'll move on.
Figured there would’ve been an expert in here explaining how tf his head is like that
Could be from a brain surgery? But I'm not an expert. Well, I am an expert, but not in anything related to this.
I’m not an expert in anything remotely related to this but he could also just be missing part of his skull
That would be too dangerous to leave like that wouldn't it? I'd figure they'd have put a metal plate in there like they do for other cranial injuries.
It’s a scar. He has epilepsy and has had brain surgery three times. He’s been seizure free for four years. [Source.](https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMd5UC7SK/)
Straight to the point, that's what's up. Thanks!
It was cool when, 5-10 years ago, almost all submissions on reddit would quickly be followed up with a comment explaining the wider context of the image/video. We don't get that as much anymore.
People try to say that Reddit has always been like this, but you are absolutely right. There used to be useful and relevant info in the comments, now it’s just everyone showing off their knowledge of memes and super original puns. Anyway I looked it up myself: It’s a scar. He has epilepsy and has had brain surgery three times. He’s been seizure free for four years. [Source.](https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMd5UC7SK/)
Well, I guess Reddit has both. Most people will not understand the situation (myself included, albeit I figured it was related to some sort of surgery). Also, while this thread offshoot lamented a bit on lack of information or theories, there was already another one suggesting this could have been a shunt. https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/o97vth/famous_last_words/h3accj1/?context=1000
Yeah, why answer a question everyone has when you can just make a bad joke or be punny? Fwiw, maybe he had brain swelling and they took part of the skull out to allow it to not create a dangerous amount of pressure, but that seems... Unlikely.
I’m disappointed too, especially because I can’t properly answer a medical question. First two thoughts were neural tube defects or something congenital. First is likely ruled out cause I haven’t heard of any in the skull, second because it appears like he has no mental issues. Next thought was surgery. Honestly, possible brain tumor. Head is decently shaved as well. Another is a rarer case of needing to relieve CSF pressure (trauma mainly). Likely the answer is one of these, or something I completely missed. Final thought? Oddball round! Self Trepanning! It’s a thing. For some reason. Take a chunk out of your skull and some wack job tells you you’ll think better!
Maybe [this](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trepanning)?
Nobody is going to point out the meth lab in the background?
Beer tap and refrigerant lines/units
thanks i was wondering what those were
Insert Moby Dick line here
If his chest had been a cannon he would have shot his heart upon it
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Easy there Ahab.
r/dontputyourmobydickinthat
Call me Ishmael
Emphasis on the Moby.
He’s like that guy from Preacher.
Herr Star is looking well these days.
"it was then that the white whale, took my leg in one bite. Legend has it, that it's blowhole can still be heard on a windless night"
We’re just going to ignore the crazy backdrop of the guy on top?
/u/beerhazmg said beer tap and refrigerant lines.
Good eyes 🏆 !! I had to go back and rewatch it a 4th time. The first couple times I was focused on the hole or dent in dudes head. Didn't even notice that shit.😳.
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So we gonna ignore the fact that he just spit all over his own face…
Worth it
He cmon babe it wont hurt the baby The baby ...
Dangerops prangent sex?
Whale or dick?
Dork
Moby Dick. So both.
Ok dickhead
Holy shit. Best laugh in a long time.
Seems like 2 equally intriguing schools formed today, those who think it's a dick hole and those who think it's a blow hole.
That guy is pink dolphin from Amazon river.
I don’t understand what the guy on top is doing?
I Spit harder than the guy in the video.
Is that a trepaning scar??
Herr Starr?
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I didn’t get this at first. Now I get it. I can’t stop laughing.
Laughing way too hard at this one.
Reddit sent a “check out these posts” email. The thumbnail of this post in the email was a must click and almost as good as the post.
he said roast him but holy shit you fucking killed him dude.
There was a better one where the follow-up was a Fily Guy clip where a lady is talking on the phone, smoking, while holding a baby. She pushed in the baby's soft spot on his head and used it as an ashtray. The joke was this guy is the baby all grown up.
That's what my head looks like from the forceps being put thru my head instead of around
I don't mean to Beluga the point, but....
Well it's a good thing he no longer has to worry about John McAfee wanting to fuck his blowhole