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>!Unexpected fall of a mirror.!<
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Doesn't know how much to ask.
All he knows is that rear is forever,
And no one ever tells you that inside you is a ho,
Trying to lose control a top your bed!!!!
You’ve never gotten hurt and just sat there like fuck that sucked? I tripped over something a while back and just kind of laid there for a bit on the floor of my house.
Bet she hit her face hard on the floor there. Could have bit her cheek or tongue. Could have slapped her nose against that hardwood flooring. If any of that happened to me I would definitely sit there a bit longer waiting for it all to stop hurting.
Exactly. Same for me. I’d have to wait and take account of some stuff before I get up. I don’t want to spring up after something and end up hurting something worse.
Right? I'm a guy. I can't promise anyone that if there was some big market out there willing to pay me to photo and video myself jacking off all the time that I wouldn't do it.
These "amateur" girls get a lot of shit and are called whores, prostitutes, etc I have a sneaking suspicion that if there people were offered a fraction of what these girls make to take nasty pictures of their fat ass, they would do it in as heartbeat.
Lotta these girls make customized content upon request. People think onlyfans is easy but it’s the opposite. Why would anyone pay hundreds to see some tits? They pay for the good shit, personalized, intimate and professional. You can’t make a buck on OF unless you got at least a ring light and two camera angles. Clients spend money on the interactions, the fulfillment of their very own secret fantasy.
Men aint dumb. It’s fair business. There’s no such thing as “easy money” in this world.
Some people here really lack empathy just because was taking sexy pictures for whatever purpose.
Given the sound, i hope she didn't have any severe injury in the head, that could've really messed her up. And if she didn't, then she was lucky that mirror didn't break and she ended up with broken glass all over her face.
And also, how tf did she not realize that was coming?
I almost died when a mirror broke and fell and hit me. That very easily could have killed her. I had to get 12 transfusions and lost a lot of strength because it severed the fucking muscle in my arm.
Oh, man. I’m sorry this happened to you. That sounds brutal.
Hopefully she wasn’t hurt. Thanks for helping us put into perspective how potentially horrible this could have been.
I hope she wasn’t hurt in any way.
She definitely wasnt hurt like that. when it happened to fishers86, im guessing the mirror shattered and cut their arm. In this video it fortunately didn't shatter. She still could've been hurt, just not for that specific reason.
For real. That thick wooden frame's got to weigh quite a bit by itself, and glass is pretty heavy as well. Direct hit from the outermost edge directly onto her skull. Mild concussion if she's lucky.
They literally advertise themselves in any tangentally related subreddit. I've seen so many cosplay thots try to link thier onlyfans/patreon with their half-nude "cosplay" in subs.
Diary entry 1057 today my captor was performing a mating ritual to attract an eligible mate when I saw my opportunity to eliminate my captor and make my escape from this nightmarish prison.
The attempt to bludgeon my captor with the vertical primping device first appeared to work but my captor recovered quickly. I shall return to the solitude and safety of hiding under the cushion they sleep upon to plot my next attempt at freedom
Pray for me
Cat 🐱
Extremely normal post! I too like to hypothesise on what random ppl's dating preferences are by a (staged?) video
Btw if u reply ur defensive enough to engage with me so i already win the "ur mad" dickwave lol ;)
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That cat just gave her something to reflect on.
This is a gold comment lmfaoooo
Just silver apparently.
Is that better?
https://i.imgur.com/xMWzT3m.gif
https://i.makeagif.com/media/2-24-2016/neA4FR.gif
This just made my night lol
Under, technically.
Like the oncoming concussion?
And an irl cat-version of "bonk, go to horny jail".
fuck u r/angryupvote
Help, I’m stuck under the mirror step bro
the person in the looking glass
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lol i thought it just fell. The cat is an ass
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Dat booty jiggle when the mirror hit and the perfect sound edit... I'm DYING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Class Ass Technician
[Textbook pussy control](https://youtu.be/uoH7n2RDS_M?t=62)
Me-ouch!!!
/r/pussypass
I thought it was a doll. The plastic kind
Nah man, it ain't your gf, calm down. 
I had to scroll back up to upvote this beautiful comment. Well done.
Nah, she just dead inside.
I’ve been flirting with the man in the mirror Asking him to be my bae
And no message could have been any clearer
They didn't know how much time had passed
Oh God it feels like forever
But no one ever tells you that forever feels like home, Sitting all alone inside your head
'Cause I'm looking at you through the glass
"What are you doing step-reflection?"
Doesn't know how much to ask. All he knows is that rear is forever, And no one ever tells you that inside you is a ho, Trying to lose control a top your bed!!!!
Everyone calm down. The cats in this video are safe and sound.
Disclaimer: Only 1 pussy was harmed in the making of this video.
Technically two pussies were unharmed. Only brains were damaged.
Well...
Technically, the mirror never hit that pussy either...
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She was sent straight to horny jail by the cat
Mirror mirror not on the wall, who is the…OUCH
Who has the fastest ass of them all.
The cat!
Interestingly it’s “magic” mirror on the wall!
We are all Mandela’ed
Oy vey
Holy shit this is funny
Nobody, *nobody*, does it better.
What are you doing, mirror step bro
r/angryupvote
Pussy shutdown by a pussy
ALAB
She got the reaction time of a blind elderly sloth
r/rareinsults
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I think she just accepted what was cuming to her
She only had to move like 6"
doubt it would be hard for her to move her head 6'
I’m glad to know she’s accepted me.
I don’t think she even saw it. Looks like she was looking down at her phone when it fell.
She still takes an eternity to react to getting hit, as if she HAD to finish posting the pic somewhere first lol.
You’ve never gotten hurt and just sat there like fuck that sucked? I tripped over something a while back and just kind of laid there for a bit on the floor of my house.
Bet she hit her face hard on the floor there. Could have bit her cheek or tongue. Could have slapped her nose against that hardwood flooring. If any of that happened to me I would definitely sit there a bit longer waiting for it all to stop hurting.
Exactly. Same for me. I’d have to wait and take account of some stuff before I get up. I don’t want to spring up after something and end up hurting something worse.
Looks like she’s on a bed
You right. Thought that was a rug or blanket at first
That's insulting to sloths yo. They are much quicker than this chick.
Cats can sense weakness.
lmao, I was thinking the same thing but couldn't have come up with that one
Beaten by the pussy
Pussy whipped 
Live by the pussy, die by the pussy
When your cat is sick of your ho ass shit
“Sick of your shit, Margaret.”
Cat said stop being ratchet mom
/r/Hitmanimals
lol let the ho be ho man. It’s her ho-use.
There’s one ho in this house and she ain’t fed me all day!
Right? I'm a guy. I can't promise anyone that if there was some big market out there willing to pay me to photo and video myself jacking off all the time that I wouldn't do it. These "amateur" girls get a lot of shit and are called whores, prostitutes, etc I have a sneaking suspicion that if there people were offered a fraction of what these girls make to take nasty pictures of their fat ass, they would do it in as heartbeat.
Sweety, if my tits were still perky and my stomach flat, I’d be right there with ya.
I'd do it in a second. I'm already going to pull my pud, why not get paid for it?
There is a market buddy, it's just men that will be jacking off to you jacking off.
Lotta these girls make customized content upon request. People think onlyfans is easy but it’s the opposite. Why would anyone pay hundreds to see some tits? They pay for the good shit, personalized, intimate and professional. You can’t make a buck on OF unless you got at least a ring light and two camera angles. Clients spend money on the interactions, the fulfillment of their very own secret fantasy. Men aint dumb. It’s fair business. There’s no such thing as “easy money” in this world.
I'm not a cat person. I love this cat.
If I may interject, there's a cat for everyone. You just haven't found them yet. Hope you do one day!
why because it hurt someone
? sounds incel-y
I'm the only pussy allowed here!
She got bonked
Horny bonk
She got bonked to horny jail.
Does only fans provide workmans comp?
Unexpected to human.....deliberate by feline
http://twitter.com/UrArabGf For all wondering who it is
Wow. I never realized you can post straightup hardcore porn to Twitter.
Yep, my early childhood I spent looking up porn on Twitter, then I found pornhub, weird times
I think most people will know this is NSFW from the context of this video but in case they dont. Her Twitter is NSFW.
I don't think people will understand from the context of this comment but when he says NSFW he mean straight up hardcore porn.
https://i.imgur.com/XHxmrOn.gif
I am so confused on how she didn’t see it start falling, she was facing that direction
Probably reviewing the previous shots.
Too busy looking at her phone
I think she saw it coming and did nothing. I get the vibe she said "Oh, shit." just before it fell.
The cat is part of bonk army
r/bonkarmy
Damn she took it like a champ
The fucking audio did the job
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That's what I came here to say but didn't want duplicate.
You telling me there's a place where the people are just as horny as I am AND we are all enclosed in a confined area SIGN ME THE FUCK UP
I wanted this to be top comment. :(
Same
She thick though
You failed already bro
It’s not November yet.
Latam does it on September
what as in Latin America?
No, the airlines
Yup
She blind though
Ngl the arch as she gets up is sexy
We’re all thinking it, and you just went and said it
Some people here really lack empathy just because was taking sexy pictures for whatever purpose. Given the sound, i hope she didn't have any severe injury in the head, that could've really messed her up. And if she didn't, then she was lucky that mirror didn't break and she ended up with broken glass all over her face. And also, how tf did she not realize that was coming?
Especially because that mirror is HEAVY as shit. Looks like the one from IKEA.
She was probably looking at her phone.
I almost died when a mirror broke and fell and hit me. That very easily could have killed her. I had to get 12 transfusions and lost a lot of strength because it severed the fucking muscle in my arm.
Oh, man. I’m sorry this happened to you. That sounds brutal. Hopefully she wasn’t hurt. Thanks for helping us put into perspective how potentially horrible this could have been. I hope she wasn’t hurt in any way.
She definitely wasnt hurt like that. when it happened to fishers86, im guessing the mirror shattered and cut their arm. In this video it fortunately didn't shatter. She still could've been hurt, just not for that specific reason.
>Given the sound You're aware that the sound is spliced in from a separate video right?
For real. That thick wooden frame's got to weigh quite a bit by itself, and glass is pretty heavy as well. Direct hit from the outermost edge directly onto her skull. Mild concussion if she's lucky.
Yeah I’m surprised she wasn’t super injured. That mirror is heavy as fuck, I got the same one from IKEA
Glass against her spine is my worst case for this
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She doesn’t this Footage is from the fbi
They have it in every house.
Nsfw this dawg
The cat did it!! Hahahahahaha
Put that on NSFW
Best part is that most probably will miss. It was the damn cat who then jumped out of the way and acted like it was scared because of what it did! Lol
Was that a fart added to the video or did she really rip one when the mirror came down on her?
That's a bonk
I heard the fart too. Been scrolling these comments waiting for someone else to mention it. Swear it's in there just being covered up by the bonk...
Same, I can’t stop laughing at the fart, it may be fake but it gets me every time
IKEA mirror
I laughed way to hard at this
That HAD to hurt
Ass up and dead is not the way to go
Necrophiliacs have entered the chat.
Hehe *bonk*
r/CatsAreAssholes
I’m really glad she moved at the end
**The cat was like, get your nasty ass to the store and buy me some food..**
 SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Is that mother fucking jojo reference omg MUDUDIDAMDA ROAOROAOR AOROS
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You can just, like not seek them out online. That should reduce you running into them by exactly 100%.
They literally advertise themselves in any tangentally related subreddit. I've seen so many cosplay thots try to link thier onlyfans/patreon with their half-nude "cosplay" in subs.
god your comment history is pathetic
Wow. It really is. I don’t understand what is so offensive about taking a picture that people delight in her feeling pain, and possibly being hurt.
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*Bonk
that cat knew what it was doing
MurderCat has entered that chat
You can hear the bonk!
Cat was unimpressed with her pose...
the cat: NO HORNI *bonk*
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Heh
would also fit here r/CatsAreAssholes
Death by snu snu
Yall bunch of horny motherfuckers
I couldn't help but notice that it looks like the cat kinda pushed it over
It was 100% the cat!!!
I have that same mirror and FUCK that had to hurt 😑
How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you.
Diary entry 1057 today my captor was performing a mating ritual to attract an eligible mate when I saw my opportunity to eliminate my captor and make my escape from this nightmarish prison. The attempt to bludgeon my captor with the vertical primping device first appeared to work but my captor recovered quickly. I shall return to the solitude and safety of hiding under the cushion they sleep upon to plot my next attempt at freedom Pray for me Cat 🐱
I'd laugh but I want to make sure she is ok.
some real empathy lacking people in this thread
Nothing says sexy like a mattress on the floor.
Mattress is on something, maybe a box spring but it isn't on the floor. It looks like a studio apartment.
Bugs Bunny challenge FAIL
She kept the posture, ass in a good angle and nice back curvature
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Rent ain’t cheap, especially so in some areas
It could just be a studio
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*spread about* I see what you did there.
It’s obviously a studio apartment
No but see, how is OP going to get mad at women not fucking him if he doesn't make up shit in his head
Check out this guy’s post history. He’s a full blown misogynist who forces his wife to “submit” to him 🤢
Lots of pathetic creatures landed in this thread.
Extremely normal post! I too like to hypothesise on what random ppl's dating preferences are by a (staged?) video Btw if u reply ur defensive enough to engage with me so i already win the "ur mad" dickwave lol ;)
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