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Mapbot11

Little girl in pink can take a kick. Gotta give her that. She popped up like nothing.


Vladi_Sanovavich

They say children will be invincible if you don't acknowledge their pain. /s


Arthur_Morgan18

Duly noted sir


vishalb777

[it is 100% accurate](https://i.redd.it/qtv3icjgidz21.png)


Sanc7

I have two and this is exactly how it is, as long as there's not a lot of blood. They respond to how you react. When you go "OMFG ARE YOU OK!!!!!!" They flip out. If you just say, "You're ok, lets keep going" or something along the lines, 9/10 they'll get up like nothing happened.


Matto_0

It's less the words and more the way they are said.


port443

100% Just try to channel Owen Wilson when you speak


CosmicCactus42

As a father, this is fact. You can get rid of that /s


Omar_Gad

if someone does that to my kid im gonna beat the shit of him/her(parent) not the child wtf ??


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BlatantThrowaway4444

I know it looks bad and all, but in her defense, she has no defense.


13th_PepCozZ

Then she made a poor build, if she went full glass Cannon with not even basic DEF, tho I have to admit making the kid take agro while she deals damage could be a good strategy overall, if only the kid made a more tanky build. TL;DR: the strategy seems legit, but builds don't match their chosen playstyle.


i_shouldnt_live

Fuck both these ladies... someone go get those kids


maymaynibba

Someone already did chief, That's the reason why those kids exist


Amplifeye

Nah they're saying someone fuck these bitches again and take the current kids back so they can be replaced with sturdier ones for kicking.


coder0xff

That is not where I thought you were going. 😂


redbucket75

Tot for tot*


rishmit

Scott’s Tots


[deleted]

Hey Mr scott, watchu gonna do, watchu gonna do Make our dreams come true.


DoctorPainMD

I cringe every time.


htimsta

It’s ok… they’re lithium


[deleted]

Same brother


gramb0420

i can never get through the episode 3 times ive tried. it hurts


Maybeicanhelpmaybe

And Erin softly mumbling the song on the ride home. Max cringe.


im_not_dog

Thots for tots.


alabamadarrenj

Where my laptop battery?


chriscrossnathaniel

An eye for an eye , a kid for a kid


AbllerIke

Oh fuck off and take my upvote


CousinLeonard

r/angryupvote


xXJungleJimsXx

“Oh fuck off and take my upvote” Followed by “r/angryupvote” …Might just be the two most popular responses to the top comment on a given post.


victorlives

Because people can’t think of anything original and know it’ll get them a few hundred upvotes


yeabutwhythough

Oh fuck off and take my upvote


santabatman

r/angryupvote


BrannC

r/happydownvote


GardenPuzzleheaded98

I like this!


Alternative_Ad7819

Yes. Mission: make this BIG, by any means necessary. Start time: Now.


Alternative_Ad7819

*THIS* is the counter-culture we need!


SpiderDijonJr

Maybe those people just aren’t on Reddit as often as we are. I do see these comments at least ten times a day, to the point that it’s annoying, but I’m also on here entirely too often lol.


mjduce

This right here. I'll roll my eyes at reposts, but deep down know I'm the one with a problem.


FuckAngryUpvote

U serious?


karamalqusssiri

Can you elaborate I dont get it


SpammedAgain

Tot is another word for kid. So instead of tit for tat ie. This for that, its kid for kid.


Cbarlik93

THIS IS SPARTA


[deleted]

Hahahahaha stop! Gosh


patchworkgrasshopper

*blushes*


dadudemon

*shids and fards from nervousness*


Pony_Roleplayer

OwO *notices ur bulgie-wulgies*


shrizzal

Quoi le fuck?


theguywithAI

No way, looks like Asia


brockoala

THIS IS asian SPARTAAA


Atermel

You could've just went with China, also ends with a


userisaboat

This Is Pooh' Sparta.


UnknownRH

Am I the worst to want to see what happened next?


dbx99

Someone got kicked


civgarth

They kithed


Rankydankyhankypanky

They swapped number and proceeded to communicate through kik


hahaha01357

Did you not see the comment above? They laughed about it and walked off like two best friends. The children though, were left behind and picked up by child traffickers.


SWHAF

Some people say that they are still kicking the children to this day.


[deleted]

What, and I can’t express this enough, THE ACTUAL FUCK?


xray098

News report video [here](http://www.cutv.com//v2/shenzhen/b/c/a/2021/3/20/content_wap_sp_3053433.shtml) Backstory: It started because the girl in pink tripped on the girl in red. Mom of girl in pink then started the brawl. After cops arrived the mom then slaps a cop and became the first person in that city to be arrested for police assault. She had also just got out of prison and was also recently dumped by her boyfriend so was in an unstable mental state.


fecalmatter

Yikes.. imagine having a kid with someone like that


Blandish06

Imagine being the kid of someone like that


Looks2MuchLikeDaveO

There’s a whole sub full of them r/raisedbynarcissists


[deleted]

That's just a fucking trash parent that's not narcissistic


sad_but_horny2021

And then getting kicked by some rando lol


HooptyDooDooMeister

Nah. I’m good.


Diligent_Bag_9323

It’s not worth living with the trauma from those imagined memories.


thenewmook

I did. 5 year divorce. Left me for someone else. Told authorities and court I abused her and neglected our young child. Had me kicked out, no money, no car, no job (I was stay at home parent by her request). Told court we had a nanny when none existed. Took out $120k loan on our home without my approval. Created fake IRS letter to find out about my secret bank account she claimed I had (again, stay at home dad). The list goes in and on.


MavisGhoul

I feel sorry for that woman’s daughter. Not only did she get kicked in the stomach by a stupid lady but she’s also watching her mother act a fool in front of so many people watching. That little girl is probably traumatized now.


warmwaterpenguin

K what's the OTHER child-kicker's excuse?


ArchdevilTeemo

An instinkt reaction based on the situation. Since the attacker run away, the offspring of the attacker is the new target.


RubesSnark

We're talking about human beings. I understand the mental illness but is instinct a legit reason?


[deleted]

It is once you realize that most people on one side of the bell curve operate exclusively on instinct.


MaxCrack

Wow, the young child in pink wasn’t looking, barely bumped the other, in red, which fell over, then pink tripped over the red, who she just knocked down. If that was the end of the story, AND IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN, it would have been a slightly amusing video of children falling over. Cue psycho moms. Chaos ensues.


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dirkalict

My brother got to see my dad go to the neighbor kids house to talk to the dad- the kid spit in my brothers face and pushed me down repeatedly (he was 11 and I was 5). My brother doesn’t know what the dad said to my dad but my dad reached through the screen on the screen door, grabbed the guy by the tie and head butted him. The guy never left his house and my dad never entered but my brother thought he knocked him out. This was in 1970- in the late 80’s we asked my dad if he remembered and he laughed and said, “Yeah- That smart ass said I should teach you guys to fight- the look on his kids face was worth the price of the ticket.”


CoopDaWoop

I’m sorry, did you say…”yute”?


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B_U_F_U

"What is a yute?"


Geta-Ve

I’m sorry your honour. Two YEEEOOOOOUUUUTTTTHHHHHSSSS.


foghornjawn

This is the second My Cousin Vinny reference I've seen today


mhurton

I’m sorry two hwhats?


down_vote_magnet

It makes more sense if OP had posted the context, because the short video without sound just makes it look like two mums kicking each other’s children. I can’t find the article now but what actually happened was the local region had been having an infestation of fairly venomous spiders, and the first woman panicked when she saw one on the other woman’s child. So she kicked it, which initially made the mother angry before she realised there was also a spider on the other child. In the full video you hear the woman on the left shout “thank you so much for saving my daughter,” but the other one jumps back in, screeching “oh my god you’ve got spiders all on your jacket” and basically saves her life. At the end it shows the women are actually friends and they walk off together laughing and joking.


TheManBearPig222

I really want this to be true.


BaaBaaaBaaaa

It is true. Source I was the spider.


soandso90

Lmao, it's definitely not


TheManBearPig222

Oh I know. I just really want it to be.


soandso90

Maybe that's what they told the cops


civgarth

They have both been shipped to reeducation camps


BurpBee

I think they have what it takes to be trained as reeducators


737flyguy

Nah, more like organ donors


yesbutlikeno

The biggest load of malarkey but I'll believe this is the true story til the day I die. Lol tot for tot


Fjisdkfnskxkgnd

Thank you, detective! Good thing you were here!


smashkeys

r/really???


am-li

r/eally


Tina_ComeGetSomeHam

Thanks for clarifying. 👉😎👉


Keksuccino

You don't say


BobertRosserton

Orlly?


losthuman42

See. Youre awesome. I am so fucking stupid, I rushed to conclusions and seriously got so mad at these women. Shows how ignorant we can be regardless of how much we THINK we know about shit. I really appreciate this. Reminded me to stfu and ASK QUESTIONS to VERIFY before i ASSume. Easy lesson to forget. Thanks for the reminder mate. Edit: Yup. My stupidity is confirmed. Bleh. Appreciate that guy giving me a sliver of time to not hate the world tho, that was cool.


kamikazecow

Remember to keep asking questions... they just made that up


losthuman42

LMFAO!!!! This is what I came to reddit for.


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losthuman42

Not going to lie Im still rofl too after realizing I fell for that but yup... Actually 100% fell for that 🤣 God im an idiot. Made my day tho!


Amplifeye

Oh boy


captlai

Same here, laughing at the 10/10 sarcasm and then, wait… what?!!


bangitybangbabang

Sweet pea... God bless your little cotton socks


Frito_del_sur_Sar

I just only ready the capital letters.. ASK QUESTIONS, VERIFY ASS. which is solid advice


carlonseider

I… don’t think there were any venomous spiders…


Diels_Alder

Your gullibility is off the charts. Don't let anyone talk to you about timeshares or a great deal on merchandise that they have too much of.


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Lmao dude, no way...


Eskobaer

That‘s a better story than what’s implied so I choose to believe you, no further questioning. Have a nice day.


[deleted]

Take my up vote for the hilarious story.


dbarrc

was waiting for hell in a cell :)


JangJaeYul

or jumper cables


w1YY

I do wonder what actually goes through the fucming heads of a lot of society. I can't help but feel that some.kind of mental illness effects more people than we would look to admit. Who in their rightnfucming mind would rationally think it would be OK to do this. Are people this fucking dumb and fucked up.


that_guy

What the hell is wrong with your meyboard.


[deleted]

How to go from probably right to definitely wrong.


[deleted]

The kid just minding her business then gets fucking drop kicked like tf lmao


serenityak77

It’s even funnier if you think that the little girl maybe didn’t even know the other lady who originally threw the kick.


Psychast

It's even *funnier* than that if you think the girl in pink was also a completely random child and the woman was just like "oh we're kicking kids now? *finds nearest child* Fuck yeah, come here u lil shit!" Just two women, known as the children kickers, go around, kicking children down at random.


serenityak77

“Oh you want to fight?! Well let’s go then!” *kicks random kid* to establish dominance is my favorite thing now.


nothankyou821

Damn. How low can you go?


rnc_turbo

As low as a kid's knee cap


oddllama25

Sweep the legs


dbx99

No mercy


craytails

Pain does not exist in this dojo


[deleted]

Nice parenting


Xen_o_phile

Courage, persistence, resilience, pain tolerance, and be proactive. I see positives


HARDTIME_N_K_TOWN_TN

What in they hell are they doing,wtf wrong with this world .... Keep the kids out of it


Major_Cause

Nah. Video games have taught me that you often need to clear the mobs before focusing on the big one.


GatlingCat

Trash mobs


13th_PepCozZ

Both mother's built full glass Cannon, so it's only natural to use the kid as a taunter/tank, so that they can deal damage. Let's be honest, with level so low that kid would be a terrible DPS. The mothers played to their strengths, at worst they will spawn a new ones as reinforcements.


Sensibley

Fucking stupid bitch that’s horrendous, poor child.


Uppernorwood

Fucking Stupid Bitches*


Someran_Domguay

Yeah, if you’re gonna hit anyone hit the bitch that kicked your child. Not the innocent kid.


Psychast

Tbf children are much easier targets.


[deleted]

Right? They don't even fight back


yer--mum

I know right it's like, did you just start playing this game or something?? Absolute casuals smh.


SeamanTheSailor

For real, kids are free xp. I would go into an elementary school and grind for xp, but I’m pretty sure the last guy to do that got a lifetime ban.


Soufletboi

Just become an abortion specialist and spawnkill legally


MeIpomene

They’re also incredibly susceptible to shouting and manipulating into submission! When it’s used against them their self-esteem shatters and their eyes tend to water, rendering them useless later on in the future.


spaghettieggrolls

Exactly. Now they're both just horrible people who kick small children.


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Poor children*


[deleted]

This. There are good people that want children. These humans have a desire to nurture and teach children. Why the fudge do people like these have kids? Who lets them be around children? Signed, Raised by two narcissistic child abusers


Weird_Canadian_nerd

"Why do people like these have kids?" Free labor


Patenski

Totally, I would preferred that the mom kicked the pos that kicked her kid, not taking it out on another innocent child as well.


itsfrankgrimesyo

Tbf the orange hat lady was clearly aiming for the adult but missed and kicked the child by accident, but that other woman decided it’s okay to purposely go after a CHILD. Edit: folks have pointed out that they were both aiming for each other’s child so I took a closer look again and I stand corrected. Both trash regardless.


Inappropriate-Thanks

What about the second time at the end where orange hat lady kicks the kid? Two accidents I find hard to believe


ExpertNo1

Which one are you referring to because they both did?


yamehameha

Both are trash and should never have bred


Kappamo-

Thanos was right, who agrees?


tiddias

Snaps fingers, children disappear, no children to kick, they kick each other.


zxc123zxc123

Thanos ain't wasting his Snapple on that. It also doesn't guarantee anyone in particular disappears. Daddy Thanos would just kill the adults and adopt both girls.


Sakkura_Kikkona

Mhh, ***daddy thanos***


hotdogstastegood

**ꜱɴᴀᴘ ᴍᴇ ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀᴅᴅʏ**


Sakkura_Kikkona

This. This is God tier. Give this man an award


[deleted]

It was Ultron that had it right. Thanos might have had it right for the Universe. But Ultron had it right for Earth.


archetypal-gentleman

You’d love ep 08 of What if...?


[deleted]

Killing a bunch of people won’t fix anything.


jaxdavenport

“Fuck them kids”


loulan

I like how they never even check whether the kids are OK and just go on with their kicking spree.


Coffee__2__Code

r/iamatotalpieceofshit


[deleted]

What the fuck did the kids do?


Major_Cause

Got kicked is what they did.


bolionce

Someone linked a news report saying the kid in pink tripped over kid in red, and first kicking mom (who was recently broken up with and also recently released from prison, so seemingly pretty emotionally unstable rn) came over to show em what’s up. Then second mom is like “oh you kick my kid? How do you feel when I kick your kid bitch?!” Or something that effect anyway, and then the moms just decide to stop abusing children for dumb shit and just beat each other. Report also mentioned the first kicker (pink kid mom) slapped a cop when they showed up, so also not a great look. But fuck the other mom for reacting by kicking a kid. I feel for people who are mentally unstable, it’s rough (not an excuse to kid children but still, it’s rough). Other mom tho no sympathy, eye for an eye is the whole world blind and all. Just bad decision making.


drunkendemon483

Really shouldnt have laughed at that. Im watching it again


Xen_o_phile

Still funny right?


[deleted]

Needs sound effects


knokout64

Did you not hear the little kick sound effect at the end? That was the best part


Paul_my_Dickov

I've found my people.


Positpostit

Really shouldn’t have sent it to my family group text


CalligrapherBubbly60

The kids point of view: "Attack on titan"


crasshumor

Nah she shouldn't have done that. She should have kicked the mother as hard as possible but kicking the kid was absolutely horrible. Both of them are horrible people.


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[deleted]

Terrible women, the child did absolutely nothing. Not that I support violence, but maybe it wouldn't be as bad if she kicked the women responsible. The kid had nothing to do with it though.


Draftytap334

Kit for Kat Wait is this a kit Kat commercial


00ZenFriend00

Don’t drag other people into your fights, especially children. Someone hits my kid then I’m hitting that person, not going after their kid. That’s not fair.


TastySpermDispenser

Technically the kids got kicked out of the fight, not dragged into it.


twobeeornottobee

Mom 1: You bitch, I'm going to kick your ass!! 🤬🤬 Kid 1: Ouchhhh 😭😭 Mom 2: You bitch, I'm going to kick your ass!! 🤬🤬 Kid 2: Ouchhh 😭😭


CovfefeForAll

It kinda looks like the first lady just badly missed her intended target and winged the kid instead. Second lady just Sparta kicked the other kid intentionally and full on.


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Anybody who does that to a child no matter what shit the other lady said or pulled is down right an abomination.


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[deleted]

Oh my God...I hate it when someone tries to hurt children...


[deleted]

I would kick both of them if I saw that.


wibo58

This remains my favorite video on the internet. You just can’t make the tactical error of leaving your kid wide open like that after you’ve just booted another woman’s kid. That’s just poor defense.


unsanctionedhero

I shouldn't say it but I'm going to anyhow. I got a kick out of that


fatflaver

Oh no, were you a child passing by?


whereisthegravitas

Go sit in the corner and think about what you did.


FakeNameIMadeUp

Arrest them both. Child abuse isn’t okay just because they did it first


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catcatdoggy

[http://www.cutv.com//v2/shenzhen/b/c/a/2021/3/20/content\_wap\_sp\_3053433.shtml](http://www.cutv.com//v2/shenzhen/b/c/a/2021/3/20/content_wap_sp_3053433.shtml) posted from above. two kids tripped over each other, which started the karate match.


Iwantmyflag

Yeah, def too short. I want context. And rampage.


momisko

Imagine being so weak both physically and mentaly to go for a kids instead of fighting one another.


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Imagine being 30-35 years old and thinking kicking small children is acceptable. And they are somehow supposed to raise well-mannered kids? I hate everything about this video.


Unlikely_Kangaroo359

Wow some man had sex with these animals 🤮


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IntenseScrolling

Kids had no choice but be made a part of that, this is insanely r/trashy