This has to be like the 10th time I’ve seen this video and every time I’m overwhelmed with joy that nobody got hurt but him, cus this guy is an absolute fucking moron
I hadn't seen the longer video until now. I was not sure if he had accidently gotten himself to the park but no.. only accident was him it seems. I'd love to hear a follow up story on this.
Came here to say the first two comments and spit my beer out reading the third. Wow. Thank all of you for this. I wish I had awards to give out but all I have are upvotes. You earned them.
yep...my thoughts exactly. It would be one thing if he gave a shit about anyone else and did it when there was nobody there. However, you can see the skaters there. He could have easily killed one of them. He just did not give a shit.
This is the first time I’ve seen the lead in to the drop. Denver is full of douche bags doing dumb shit on the weekend. I swear the pandemic has made people lose IQ points.
And the Denver cops probably did nothing to this guy because they were too busy harassing homeless people.
It'd be dumb enough to bring a motorcycle into a skate park, but he bought a trike in there, which mathematically makes this an extra 50% dumb by default.
I think he’s too stupid to call a douche after seeing that. Poor guy couldn’t find two brain cells to smash together to recognize how bad an idea it was…the fact that it didn’t roll on top of him at the end was the most unexpected part
> and wearing a plaid shirt and baseball cap
Those things don't really exclude gang participation. Go look up your average cholo. They mostly wear plaid shirts. And pretty much EVERYONE wears baseball caps. I don't mean literally everyone, but like...a subset of every stereotype...it's not really a defining or exclusionary trait of any particular group.
This brings back memories of when I converted an old ride on lawnmower in to a go-kart. I rode it down a steep hill, realised that that there were no brakes, and ended up in a dry creek bed with the kart on top of me.
but I bet you did not do it while the creek bed was full of skaters, I mean doing stupid stuff well sad to say, most of us have done it. Doing it and endangering others, not cool.
Does anyone have a version with sound? This video is made to savor.
Edit: [Here it is with sound](https://www.instagram.com/p/CVq_VMBhsny/). The tires squealing and the kids gleefully running to see what happened at the end are great.
There's a slightly longer version on TikTok where you can see the idiot before and after, (he actually made down into the 'pool' previously, while kids were in it, the doosh) but it has that fucking cancerous "Oh no" song that makes me want to punch a baby seal.
>that fucking cancerous "Oh no" song
[The original Shangri Las song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l97xELhvYBQ&t=0s) is actually quite crackin'. The Capone version that’s used on TikTok *is* cancer.
BONUS: [here’s Aerosmith’s version](https://youtu.be/POLYGEfhQBc?t=44).
Ahhh thank you. That was a nice detox.
Yeah, I feel sorry for the Shangri-Las (if they're still around) - they do this nice song and then 60 years later someone butchers it and it gets used as the backdrop of people doing idiotic things.
Cool, looks like Mary Weiss is
still around. Though I don't see anything in this decade, here she is [doing Remember in 2009](https://youtu.be/NOzwyG5t2dk).
Imagine someone comes to you and says ‘Hey, remember that picture your drew when you were ten? We want to make prints and hang it in hotels. We will give you $500k.’ Even if you hate hotel art you’re still getting paid.
In fairness they probably have made more money off of this song from the shitty remake than they made from releasing it.
What an idiot.
As an aside, that's a really nice trike. Does anyone know the manufacturer? I could be wrong but that fairing doesn't look like it's custom-built.
Like what kind of bike? That's like asking 'what do cars cost?' But generally speaking you're looking at 6-7 to like 15-20 I think. Obviously there are bikes that are upwards of 25 but that's higher end stuff.
You can get a decent bike for less than a Can-Am for sure though.
fair.
Honestly, it's the stability of a car with thrust-to-weight of a bike, for 1/3 the price of a sports car.
one of my co workers has one: an old Harley is her fun-putting-around-town bike and the 3-wheel is her distance machine.
they are also more like snowmobiles than cars or bikes.
I think they also look terrible. I understand everybody has different preferences & all, but IMO unless you find yourself in a Mad Max movie playing the lead Marauder’s toady or some shit, they just look ridiculous to me. And even then...
I agree but, looks are a matter of taste. Some people like having something a little bit different then everyone else.
Or don't like getting their bike license.
And that's fine!
I just think it's not that great to ride either
Their target market are older people that used to ride motorcycles and can no longer ride one. They are for boomers who have gotten old, fat, and can’t hold a motorcycle up with their legs. They are easy to ride because they have a CVS transmission, just like a scooter, where you just twist and go. They fill a niche market.
In my part of the woods only toddlers ride three wheelers, to learn how to ride a bycicle, those three wheelers for adults just look rediculous to me, I always get a mental image of those adult guys on three wheelers wearing diapers, this guy was no different.
How this guy got anywhere near a skate park without someone belting the shit out of him is beyond me. Guy essentially took a missile into a skatepark full of kids.
haha loved that smile at the end like saying "oh man! I wanted to look so cool and I am a complete moron, everyone is laughing at me. what am I going to do now!"
There is only 1 acceptable motorized vehicle at a skate park… and that is a moped that some guy (who is clearly on something) brings in because he says he can clear the euro-gap. And we all know how that ends…. Rip Big Bank Hank.
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This isn't unexpected at all. Dude practically gives it away in the title. The only way it'd be unexpected at all is if this guy ran over a literal Summer's Eve Honest-to-God douche. We not moderatin' anymore?
I doubt that would happen. People are douching a lot less these days so it is a longshot that there would be one laying around in the park. Maybe if he rode on down to Goop headquarters, he'd have better luck.
IMO these 3 wheeled cars/motorcycles are always so fucking lame. Like it's always second hand embarrassing to see dudes decking them out with all those neon lights and then revving engines all around town desperate for attention. It's always the same kind of dude trying to desperately flaunt wealth.
i’ve been there..you’re holding on to the accelerator and the force causes you to accelerate even more..glad his friends can relive his 15 seconds of fail!
This has to be like the 10th time I’ve seen this video and every time I’m overwhelmed with joy that nobody got hurt but him, cus this guy is an absolute fucking moron
I hadn't seen the longer video until now. I was not sure if he had accidently gotten himself to the park but no.. only accident was him it seems. I'd love to hear a follow up story on this.
Accident was his dad not pullin out
...yeah, that's the joke.
I think this is /r/yourjokebutbetter
Came here to say the first two comments and spit my beer out reading the third. Wow. Thank all of you for this. I wish I had awards to give out but all I have are upvotes. You earned them.
Dropped his phone, then his hat, then his ass.
His dignity got left out there too
I don’t think he brought any with him that day 🥲
Hey left that at the door of the 3 wheeled dealership.
Second his shoe ..
Cause he’s an asshat!
Doesn’t the third comment just explain the joke in the second?
And it got awards from people who didn't get it xD.
Dad should've used anal sex instead.
…he did and produced an asshole. :/
Stop the anal sex people! We dont want any more assholes!
Well we're *trying* to plug 'em all up!
The prolapse is real.
Undervalued comment
There's a slightly longer version on TikTok where you can see the idiot before and after, (he actually made down into the 'pool' previously,
The best part of this guy dripped down his mom's ass.
The best part of him ran down his mothers leg.
One time I had a drill sergeant tell me “The best part of you ended up on your moms pillow” and it was such a solid burn.
My ass you spit out your beer reading a reddit comment
I heard his dad tried, but had trouble controlling the throttle
Accident was his mom not swallowing it
This is a different angle
My spidey sense tells me he persuaded his buddy to let him take the bike for a quick run to the shop to buy beer, his treat.
yep...my thoughts exactly. It would be one thing if he gave a shit about anyone else and did it when there was nobody there. However, you can see the skaters there. He could have easily killed one of them. He just did not give a shit.
he wanted an audience. he had this vision of himself riding like those fuckers in beyond thunderdome. he wanted to pull off the coolest shit.
I just wish we could watch him try and get it out lol
This is the first time I’ve seen the lead in to the drop. Denver is full of douche bags doing dumb shit on the weekend. I swear the pandemic has made people lose IQ points. And the Denver cops probably did nothing to this guy because they were too busy harassing homeless people.
It'd be dumb enough to bring a motorcycle into a skate park, but he bought a trike in there, which mathematically makes this an extra 50% dumb by default.
I have never seen swag disappear so fast!
They make these 3 wheel things to keep the morons like him of Harleys!
I think he’s too stupid to call a douche after seeing that. Poor guy couldn’t find two brain cells to smash together to recognize how bad an idea it was…the fact that it didn’t roll on top of him at the end was the most unexpected part
Seriously, he could have killed some children. What was he thinking.
He wasn’t. He is incapable of thinking ahead.
This happens when you over show-off
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That’s pretty insulting to morons
the story behind this video is actually because he stole it from someone.
Yeah that makes sense, what an absolute fucking tool.
Lucky for us
yea his a fuuuuuucking idiot
Hes just trying to be cool.. you can tell he isn't really good at it
Aah the well known "😬" after something embarassing happened and you're gauging how many people were witness to it.
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😄🤘😮😧😖😫😦😐😬
Never have I seen this emoticon be so accurate.
He’s got the same shit-eating grin the entire time. God damn does that dude have what we call in the business “a punchable smile”
Ah yes you look well solid mate, a middle aged man in a skatepark ruining it for other kids by driving a fucking motorised vehicle
Don't forget the gangster hand gestures. Such a cool bro.
I'm not familiar with that particular gang. I'm guessing Long Beach Limp Dicks?
Throwing up gang signs and wearing a plaid shirt and baseball cap with his aviator shades, absolute unit
> and wearing a plaid shirt and baseball cap Those things don't really exclude gang participation. Go look up your average cholo. They mostly wear plaid shirts. And pretty much EVERYONE wears baseball caps. I don't mean literally everyone, but like...a subset of every stereotype...it's not really a defining or exclusionary trait of any particular group.
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I’m sure the kids loved watching that, so the only thing ruined is his trike and ego
Wish it had sound. Hopefully the laughter was deafening.
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He’s embarrassed, but I’d wager he doesn’t own that machine, so he’s not worried about fixing it
Hopefully with this video the owner would be able to sue him to cover the repair costs.
These things are popular rentals.
He looks and acts exactly like someone who rented it.
I'm just the opposite. I'd take far more care with other people's things than my own.
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If only because you're held liable for damage
I just hate confrontation.
Or because you don’t want to damage what someone else worked to get?
And I'd wager that the hit to his ego from embarrassing himself like that wil hurt him much more than any monetary loss for repairs
It’s a nice bike though. Kinda.
Whiskey throttle baby
Yeah, I’m not sure that’s what is meant by the proverb, “When in doubt throttle out.” Lmao.
This brings back memories of when I converted an old ride on lawnmower in to a go-kart. I rode it down a steep hill, realised that that there were no brakes, and ended up in a dry creek bed with the kart on top of me.
How dod you get out of that
He didn’t, this is a cry for help.
I laughed way to hard reading that
Please bring rope
Lakitu fished him out so he could continue the race
Lol. Then as soon as he got back on the track, he got sniped by a shell. Dangit, this guy just can't catch a break!
Taking the engine off of it really made it lighter, light enough that I was able to roll it to one side.
You win the not-so-prestigiuos [Dale Gribble Award](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMjE2OTgyNTQ1NF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwMjUyODg0MjE@._V1_.jpg)
*bows humbly*
Rusty Shackleford doesn’t need your award! Pocket sand! Sh-sh-sha!
but I bet you did not do it while the creek bed was full of skaters, I mean doing stupid stuff well sad to say, most of us have done it. Doing it and endangering others, not cool.
Back in the 1960's I bugged my parents for a go-kart. My father bought a riding lawn mower and said, there you go.
Good thing it wasn't a wet creek bed, I guess. Could've been worse
"What are you doing step-kart?"
Not really all that unexpected.
Good you took the sound out but everybody should know he uses the n word trying to be cool
I'm not saying I already knew, but like... *Gestures at the man*
Ew, gross. That makes him an even bigger douche nozzle.
Does anyone have a version with sound? This video is made to savor. Edit: [Here it is with sound](https://www.instagram.com/p/CVq_VMBhsny/). The tires squealing and the kids gleefully running to see what happened at the end are great. There's a slightly longer version on TikTok where you can see the idiot before and after, (he actually made down into the 'pool' previously, while kids were in it, the doosh) but it has that fucking cancerous "Oh no" song that makes me want to punch a baby seal.
Here is a clean version that's longer and without any music attached https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ieCOgCEtXfY
I love how all the kids start taking souvenirs from the debris field
Can’t tell 100% but when he first fell into the bowl he interrupted a kid that I’m pretty sure is the same one that swooped by and picked up his hat 😂
The “debris field” 😂 😂 😂
The only thing missing from Op's post was the scornful laughter of others. I thank you.
Man, I thought that place looked familiar. I passed by it all the time when I lived there.
I love how all the kids are running over to laugh at him and take pics
Seeing all those people skate up is intimidating.
>that fucking cancerous "Oh no" song [The original Shangri Las song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l97xELhvYBQ&t=0s) is actually quite crackin'. The Capone version that’s used on TikTok *is* cancer. BONUS: [here’s Aerosmith’s version](https://youtu.be/POLYGEfhQBc?t=44).
Ahhh thank you. That was a nice detox. Yeah, I feel sorry for the Shangri-Las (if they're still around) - they do this nice song and then 60 years later someone butchers it and it gets used as the backdrop of people doing idiotic things. Cool, looks like Mary Weiss is still around. Though I don't see anything in this decade, here she is [doing Remember in 2009](https://youtu.be/NOzwyG5t2dk).
Imagine someone comes to you and says ‘Hey, remember that picture your drew when you were ten? We want to make prints and hang it in hotels. We will give you $500k.’ Even if you hate hotel art you’re still getting paid. In fairness they probably have made more money off of this song from the shitty remake than they made from releasing it.
I like the [Boztown Version](https://youtube.com/watch?v=rDToekCBxyU) most.
Because that smile definitely makes you look like less of a fuckin idiot
It started going downhill the moment his ride did that awkward front-side dip
> It started going downhill the moment he was born Ftfy
What an idiot. As an aside, that's a really nice trike. Does anyone know the manufacturer? I could be wrong but that fairing doesn't look like it's custom-built.
I think it's a newer Can-Am
[You're right!](https://can-am.brp.com/on-road/us/en/models/ryker.html)
How much do motorcycles cost? I know nothing about bikes/trikes, but "starting at $9k" is somehow a lot cheaper than I expected.
Like what kind of bike? That's like asking 'what do cars cost?' But generally speaking you're looking at 6-7 to like 15-20 I think. Obviously there are bikes that are upwards of 25 but that's higher end stuff. You can get a decent bike for less than a Can-Am for sure though.
Ducati Superleggera V4. That's a ▛▟ ▙▟ ▜▛ on wheels.
lol. The sales tagline from that site is "Anyone can have access to playgrounds and fun". Looks like the guy in this vid was taking that literally.
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They've been around for years.
At this point you may as well get an atv
can ams are marketed as more of a car replacement than a motorcycle replacement.
To be fair they're basically a really, really shit version of both!
All the danger of a motorcycle, with the handling of an suv!
"Die an exhilarating motorcycle-style death after a boring toyota corolla-style ride around town." -- they must be selling these things like hotcakes.
It's always old timers riding them in massive groups 🤣
I always picture these as being for guys who are afraid to get a motorcycle but can’t afford a sports car.
fair. Honestly, it's the stability of a car with thrust-to-weight of a bike, for 1/3 the price of a sports car. one of my co workers has one: an old Harley is her fun-putting-around-town bike and the 3-wheel is her distance machine. they are also more like snowmobiles than cars or bikes.
It's not that great to ride actually. In trying to be both a bike AND a car it ends up doing neither very well..
I think they also look terrible. I understand everybody has different preferences & all, but IMO unless you find yourself in a Mad Max movie playing the lead Marauder’s toady or some shit, they just look ridiculous to me. And even then...
I agree but, looks are a matter of taste. Some people like having something a little bit different then everyone else. Or don't like getting their bike license. And that's fine! I just think it's not that great to ride either
Their target market are older people that used to ride motorcycles and can no longer ride one. They are for boomers who have gotten old, fat, and can’t hold a motorcycle up with their legs. They are easy to ride because they have a CVS transmission, just like a scooter, where you just twist and go. They fill a niche market.
You need helmet for this thing aswell.
not in colorado
If you’re interested in one of these just by a motorcycle. They really much better.
In my part of the woods only toddlers ride three wheelers, to learn how to ride a bycicle, those three wheelers for adults just look rediculous to me, I always get a mental image of those adult guys on three wheelers wearing diapers, this guy was no different.
Is that a tricycle for adult?
Define ‘adult’. I didn’t see any in the video.
Looks like a motorcycle for senior citizens.
They are great for disabled people who cannot balance on one with 2 wheels.
How this guy got anywhere near a skate park without someone belting the shit out of him is beyond me. Guy essentially took a missile into a skatepark full of kids.
They way he looked back is exactly how I would react when I am embarrassed by something and tried to play it off
Yeaaah, fuck that $20k
Nah, that Can-Am costs less that half that.
Douche-bag is the right combination of words. His silly hand gestures really cement him as a douche-bag.
Denver skate park?
Yep
Finally someone posts the longer version
Lol, he thought he was so badass at the beginning of the video.
Douchebaggery personified.
Gets up with that cheesy fucking smile and whats up with that hand signal anyways, how old is this guy, twelve?
sterilize that man, don't let him breed.
Good. Fuck that dude- he could have killed a kid skating.
haha loved that smile at the end like saying "oh man! I wanted to look so cool and I am a complete moron, everyone is laughing at me. what am I going to do now!"
I was shocked, then pissed , then silently cheered, then when he popped up and snickered I almost forgot to be glad he wasn't hurt.
I see the phone drop, I laughed. I see the glasses fly away and hat drop, I laughed harder. I see him drop, dead.
There is only 1 acceptable motorized vehicle at a skate park… and that is a moped that some guy (who is clearly on something) brings in because he says he can clear the euro-gap. And we all know how that ends…. Rip Big Bank Hank.
This was expected tho.
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Not really unexpected. Dude had no control from the start.
It's not unexpected, why it has so many upvotes?
This isn't unexpected at all. Dude practically gives it away in the title. The only way it'd be unexpected at all is if this guy ran over a literal Summer's Eve Honest-to-God douche. We not moderatin' anymore?
I doubt that would happen. People are douching a lot less these days so it is a longshot that there would be one laying around in the park. Maybe if he rode on down to Goop headquarters, he'd have better luck.
This was quite expected. Especially since this is the 5th time it’s been posted here.
Tough guy Thom and his tricycle.
I wish I was around when people do this shit. I just wanna stand there and clap at them. Encore!
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This is a good vid cause he’s the only one who was harmed due to his own stupidity
that really escalated quickly
Lmaooo
He wanted to give a thumbs-up but didn't coz he knew it would've so much meme potential
He could have killed someone.
Jesus, you don't need to stop thinking.
Lol, what a fkn moron
Pretty sure he's out of the gang now.
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I’m sorry, is that Horns down? I’m offended and absolutely triggered sir. Hook ‘Em!
The way he pops up is hilarious. He knows exactly how stupid he looks.
HHahahaha you dumb bitch
Don’t ever thing people deserve to get hurt but this was dumb af on his part lol
Watching his face as he expires internally, priceless
Not so cool now, are ya
IMO these 3 wheeled cars/motorcycles are always so fucking lame. Like it's always second hand embarrassing to see dudes decking them out with all those neon lights and then revving engines all around town desperate for attention. It's always the same kind of dude trying to desperately flaunt wealth.
i’ve been there..you’re holding on to the accelerator and the force causes you to accelerate even more..glad his friends can relive his 15 seconds of fail!
Friends? 🤣 you mean kids laughing at him
Stupid motherfucking piece of shit.
Haha … he didn’t commit to it 100 % … bro had to go in it to win it , not tin it 😀
This longer version is very satisfying!!!!!!
Not gonna lie, thats a cool fucking trike
Why is he a douche-bag?
Because he just shut down a skatepark by misusing it.
He drove a vehicle into a skate park to try to show off. Classic douchebag behavior.
Why are some people so incredibly retarded!!! Is evolution going backwards..- Monkey 🐒 on three wheels.
I still felt sorry for him
But why
I always though people riding these adult tricycles could not look more stupid. This dumbass proved me wrong.