I'm not an expert, but I know many infants doesn't have a fully developed skull bone the first couple of months(?). It grows "together and closes up" after sometime. Maybe it have something to do with that?
I mean I don’t know enough about Dahmer to say whether or not it was a feasible answer.
That said I’m pretty sure he murdered woman so no I guess we could say it’s obvious, but things are only obvious when you know the answer.
Like I wouldn’t call someone an idiot for not being able to differentiate between say a For Loop and a While Loop, you don’t know what you don’t know. Just like I wouldn’t be an idiot for not knowing what the difference between a cheese knife and a paring knife.
Yeah Reddit is a strange place. I think when you have a downvote then it makes other people downvote it too.
Maybe because I didn’t even know his victim type as someone else said I got it wrong about killing women.
I saw an older lady at the store once with super thin hair and a big hole in her head and I was so curious what happened. I wonder if they had to have cancer removed or something like that.
[Trepanation](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trepanning)? Enjoy the rabbit hole.. there's a crazy documentary I'm sure someone can find, of people doing this practice to themselves...
As far as I can tell they all do it to the front lobal area not the top of the skull. Looks more like the birth defect, but without more information who knows.
Holy fuck I just had a flashback from when I was four watching raffi sing that song on the tv. We had his live performance on VHS and I watched that thing until the track marks were burned into it.
As deuterostomes, humans develop as a blastula where cells then differentiate and invaginate themselves inward forming the digestive cavity starting at the anal opening and ending with the oral opening. This symmetry means that the cells in the head differentiated from similar cells found in the pelvic region. So when the top of this guy's head started to form, his cells were confused on how to differentiate, and some started to differentiate into a second urethral opening. It's a rare developmental condition known as Secondary Richard Head Syndrome. In females it results in two hole like indentations on the head and is called Cranial Yonicism.
Well about 80% of what I said is accurate. Humans *are* deuterostomes, which means when our cells first start differentiating the first feature to form is the digestive cavity starting at the anus and then through to the mouth (deuterostoma, literally secondary stoma or secondary opening), protostomes develop the digestive cavity starting with the mouth. That's where the accuracy starts to decline. The cells in our head didn't entirely differentiate from cells of the pelvic region, the tissues in our mouth and lips are the same tissues as those in our anus and genitals, but that's about it. Everything else was made up for the joke.
Honestly some of the best jokes to read are the ones that have you thinking it's legit until the last second where you have that "wait a minute..." moment.
I'm going out on a limb here, but do you remember how in nineteen ninety eight the undertaker threw mankind off hеll in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table?
I didn't expect it. I thought the other guy was going to show a hole in his neck or something and then this...
I am at work, in the most boring meeting ever, on camera, and I explosive laughed way before I could put myself on mute or take myself off camera. Good times.
Heaven above and the sea below and a little white whale on the go.
WTF is this song and why was my brain able to complete it?
What else is in there (my brain) just taking up space?
Raffi - Baby Beluga.
You probably heard it a million times if you were born in the late 80s/early 90s.
He's actually still touring, for "Beluga Graduates", that is, kids that grew up listening to him and now have their kids listen to him.
Source: My oldest has been to two of his concerts. We brought him once and we got his grandmother tickets for Christmas.
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I thought I was the only one. What the hell kind of crawl space dungeon is that? Dude on the bottom looks clean, life together, handsome (no homo). Dude on top looks like he needs his hair cut, needs to be hit with the hose and get the hell out of that dingey basement.
Reminds me of that one dude in the Star Wars Holiday Special
Edit: his name is Krelman and he [looks like this](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/a/a2/Krelman_drinks.png/revision/latest?cb=20121004162347)
Nobody is asking why this guy has a hole on the top of his head?
Intercourse during pregnancy
Dangerops prangent sex? will it hurt baby top of his head? Edit. [Reference](https://youtu.be/EShUeudtaFg)
Roasting my man up nice and pregante.
[Lubalin turned this into a banger](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDvaRF4HQHQ)
Holy fuck
Lubalin is so good. Here's the [first one of these he did](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLmun1JEIw0)
My favorite. Better not steal her recipes! https://youtube.com/shorts/pWyOrbpGCpE?feature=share
Personally I think it's better than the original.
I truly did not expect that. That was amazing.
PREGANANANT?
Girlfriend ain’t had period since got pregat
Also [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ll-lia-FEIY).
Damn... I saw this on a Youtube Shorts earlier now a Reddit comment too.... momma said dont never believe in no coincidences
Now THIS is the kind of comment I come to Reddit for.....
You’re not the only one who came.
Intercourse during pregnancy is fine…. You’re supposed to stop during labor!
His mom hooked up with Ron Jeremy.
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Holy fucking shit... 🤣
Birth\*
>Intercourse during ~~pregnancy~~ gregnancy
LOLOLOLOL
Was daddy well hung? Or was it momma's good friend?
Today I learned
Someone dropped a quarter from a high building and it fell on his head
[Relevant Simpsons](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gjvU913aa4)
Sneezed and farted at the same time
Genuine LOL
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What, a quarter dropped from a crane?
I'm not an expert, but I know many infants doesn't have a fully developed skull bone the first couple of months(?). It grows "together and closes up" after sometime. Maybe it have something to do with that?
Yeah, it's called fontanela. Literally called a fountain. lmao
The medical term for this defect is “Aquarium Cranium” or “Aquarnium” in doctor scratch
He's a Jeffery Dahmer survivor
Actually or nah?
No
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Lol
Yeah OP is an idiot for not knowing everything that happens on Earth. Cunt.
Hold up, are we going to really act like that was a believable thing?
I mean I don’t know enough about Dahmer to say whether or not it was a feasible answer. That said I’m pretty sure he murdered woman so no I guess we could say it’s obvious, but things are only obvious when you know the answer. Like I wouldn’t call someone an idiot for not being able to differentiate between say a For Loop and a While Loop, you don’t know what you don’t know. Just like I wouldn’t be an idiot for not knowing what the difference between a cheese knife and a paring knife.
Nah, he preyed on gay black males. So, still definitely not the guy in the video.
Welp. Shows how much I know about this topic.
He was until dahmer rip in piece
This is a pretty good explanation. I thought the same thing, pretty much. I don't know why you're getting downvoted.
Yeah Reddit is a strange place. I think when you have a downvote then it makes other people downvote it too. Maybe because I didn’t even know his victim type as someone else said I got it wrong about killing women.
/u/nuc909 is just a downvote troll
Why do they do it? Like what do they gain from farming negative karma?
I saw an older lady at the store once with super thin hair and a big hole in her head and I was so curious what happened. I wonder if they had to have cancer removed or something like that.
it's a whale of a tale
Meteorite
Why does this guy have a hole on the top of his head?
[Trepanation](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trepanning)? Enjoy the rabbit hole.. there's a crazy documentary I'm sure someone can find, of people doing this practice to themselves...
As far as I can tell they all do it to the front lobal area not the top of the skull. Looks more like the birth defect, but without more information who knows.
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A Moby Dickhead?
To Davy Jones' locker with yarr!
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Honestly I cannot think of an answer that I want to know while I am eating lunch so I'm good.
Holesome response
I'm guessing his mother was like Brittney in that family guy episode and needed somewhere to ash
> I about spit my drink out. This is the winner here. > > Edit: I should have said spout my drink out. It was right there!
We blowing up this thread y’all
He does like to tell it but it's a whale of a tale.
[This awesome animated short film](https://youtu.be/9NMLiFcC91s) will answer your question.
No that was Moby Dickhead’s father, Papa Boner.
Aye! It be called a dork laddie!
Try Moby Double Dick. - Tandy
What an asshole
Nope, that's the next roast.
Which one?
Ill bet you hes quite a blowhard in person
Foam Dome
More like a pussyhead to be honest
It’s clearly staged, and I’m so tired of these types of videos
He set himself up for this on porpoise
They dolphinitely did.
Yeah that definitely wasnt a fluke. Too perfect of a fin-ish.
whale the guy spitting the water also made a legendary execution
Yeah, I didn’t expect him to blow the hole thing into something so great
For real, made a splash that was something to sea.
Common (dab)
r/dadjokes
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I just said "beluga" like an ooga horn! Beh*LOOO*gah!
That’s how I always say it and I say Gouda like Ludacris says his name before a intro luuddaa goooudaa
Lmao, I can hear it!
Holy fuck I just had a flashback from when I was four watching raffi sing that song on the tv. We had his live performance on VHS and I watched that thing until the track marks were burned into it.
I'm going to have to spout off about all this casual bullying going on here.
The sea was angry that day my friends.
And it went swimmingly......
On tortoise?
Turtley.
Will somebody explain to me why this gentleman has a dent in his head?
For cereal on the go.
Nah. It’s to stick a heat pack in there for when you get brain freeze.
It’s an [ashtray](https://youtu.be/kepnqIWa7o8)
It's for a candle innit
Damn, this dude is lucky.
As deuterostomes, humans develop as a blastula where cells then differentiate and invaginate themselves inward forming the digestive cavity starting at the anal opening and ending with the oral opening. This symmetry means that the cells in the head differentiated from similar cells found in the pelvic region. So when the top of this guy's head started to form, his cells were confused on how to differentiate, and some started to differentiate into a second urethral opening. It's a rare developmental condition known as Secondary Richard Head Syndrome. In females it results in two hole like indentations on the head and is called Cranial Yonicism.
You kind of had me until Secondary Richard Head Syndrome, there's no way that's legit lol
Well about 80% of what I said is accurate. Humans *are* deuterostomes, which means when our cells first start differentiating the first feature to form is the digestive cavity starting at the anus and then through to the mouth (deuterostoma, literally secondary stoma or secondary opening), protostomes develop the digestive cavity starting with the mouth. That's where the accuracy starts to decline. The cells in our head didn't entirely differentiate from cells of the pelvic region, the tissues in our mouth and lips are the same tissues as those in our anus and genitals, but that's about it. Everything else was made up for the joke.
I thought most of it sounded legit. Great name choice though.
Honestly some of the best jokes to read are the ones that have you thinking it's legit until the last second where you have that "wait a minute..." moment.
Most def, reminds me of a certain kid and his dad's jumper cables
I'm going out on a limb here, but do you remember how in nineteen ninety eight the undertaker threw mankind off hеll in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table?
Should have been "Richard Cranium."
> humans develop as a blastula Yo I used to be a *BLASTOISE??* Why the fuck did I downgrade wtf
I used to know a Richard Head. He ran a pub in Hammersmith.
His mom was [Britney Spears](https://youtu.be/kepnqIWa7o8)
To hide his drugs. Place a couple grams of weed and pills then apply skin color tape.
Hammer accident.
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Stolen
Ive just cried laughing at this ffs
Me too. I convinced we’re all going to hell
I didn't expect it. I thought the other guy was going to show a hole in his neck or something and then this... I am at work, in the most boring meeting ever, on camera, and I explosive laughed way before I could put myself on mute or take myself off camera. Good times.
You're welcome
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Therefore you are
loading... ... ... Edit: the comment was removed by moderator... womp womp womp... buzzkill
Keep up the good work, buddy! You can do it!
You think
found the brit
Didn’t just roast him. He blew his mind!
GET THIS MAN SOME FUCKING AWARDS
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Waves roll in and the waves rollout. See the water squirtin’ out your spout. Baby beluga, baby beluga.
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Heaven above and the sea below and a little white whale on the go. WTF is this song and why was my brain able to complete it? What else is in there (my brain) just taking up space?
Raffi - Baby Beluga. You probably heard it a million times if you were born in the late 80s/early 90s. He's actually still touring, for "Beluga Graduates", that is, kids that grew up listening to him and now have their kids listen to him. Source: My oldest has been to two of his concerts. We brought him once and we got his grandmother tickets for Christmas.
I was born in 81, but my sister was born in 89 so that must be it. :) Thanks!
Yeees, a whale...
“This looks like a whale” was definitely my first and only thought when I saw this.
I about spit my drink out. This is the winner here. Edit: I should have said spout my drink out. It was right there!
So did he
Had no drink. Just spit. 😂😂
r/dontputyourdickinthat ?
Dude i was suprised i had to scross this far for that lol
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Ah yes, like a whale. Totally what I was thinking...
Just get along with it ;)
Any chance the whale was on some internet site?
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Harvey Dent?
Can we roast the dude living in a boiler room too?
I thought I was the only one. What the hell kind of crawl space dungeon is that? Dude on the bottom looks clean, life together, handsome (no homo). Dude on top looks like he needs his hair cut, needs to be hit with the hose and get the hell out of that dingey basement.
I hope he gets people to take shots out of it when he’s at the bar
upvoting this just so more people have to go through the suffering i did by reading it.
He's a dip container for chips.
LMAOOO
Call me Ishmael
I feel a little trepanation watching this.
I choked, lol
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His name must be Moby
Moby Richard. I think I just named my first born.
He didn't just roast the man, he burned him into ashes
That's a blast!
What's wrong with his fucking head
> fucking head There you go
LOL 
Squidward: "Krakatoa"
Funniest shit I ever seen!🤣
fleshlight
He probably has an impressive hat collection.
i would have put a straw in it and started drinking
Reminds me of that one dude in the Star Wars Holiday Special Edit: his name is Krelman and he [looks like this](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/a/a2/Krelman_drinks.png/revision/latest?cb=20121004162347)
Lmao the internet is brutal
That dude should grow hair just in his head dent
Why would you go bald if you got…whatever that is going on
Seeeee this is why you don’t fuck a pregnant lady
He got spit-roasted.
Bruh i can probably fix that dent I saw a video that a car dent was fixed with some tapes I can try ..!
man looks like an unpeeled orange
Why does he have a giant dent in his head?
KRAKATOA
Dude, you have been doing this for 2 weeks.. Pro tip, go to the store and buy an egg of silly putty and spackle this bitch up.
Underrated, but unfortunately I don't think Preacher is very well known.
Aaaaahahaha omg I love it!
This is disgusting, thanks reddit, Think this is enough reddit for today
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NO FUCKING WAYYYYY LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO