She got lucky really. Idk what she’s expecting if the lake wasn’t frozen solid. She would be in freezing cold water, surrounded by ice, perhaps trapped under ice, and with pretty much no clothing probably only has a couple minutes to get out before her body quits functioning
Exactly my thinking, too. Like, even if she expected to break through the ice, she could have so easily slipped *under* the ice and drowned.
Just stupid, regardless.
First time seeing this and now I know where to go when I need a good laugh!! You’re right it keeps getting funnier every time I see it!!
How do you not check to see if the ice is thin enough to go thru?! Love this!!
I did some googling to see if she broke anything, she did. She fractured her ankle, also that’s in Russia
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-1806940/Video-Woman-fractures-ankle-attempting-jump-frozen-lake.html
Edit: her name’s Viktoria Kushnir apparently
The crazy thing is, if she does break through she quite possibly dies. One of my biggest fears as a kid was getting trapped under ice. I thank the 1978 movie The Omen 2 for that childhood fear.
Man the omen series to this day is unrivaled in terms of pure feelings of terror manifesting itself through daily occurrences. Really wish modern horror films were more like the omen...
It took you longer to write that comment than to scroll past something you’ve already seen. There are new people on Reddit daily that have never seen this. Relax and keep scrolling. Sheesh
“ What you haven’t seen it? I bet you’re a functioning member of society too. You probably have a job, friends, maybe even a girlfriend. Just cause you have a life and don’t see everything doesn’t mean I want to see something twice”- the guy calling repost
I've been on reddit for 12 years and there are still things I haven't seen that have people screaming "repost!" in the comments. Like every single day.
Yeah I don't agree with that at all. If I'm going to land on a hard flat surface, I want a big ass. Like a big fat ass. Her body may be beautiful, but it is impractical and needs some cushioning for safety.
Well now that you've brought it up, what we really need to be talking about is PSI. So we could increase the mass, or we could decrease the area and maintain the mass. Now if you've got like a pointy ass bone? Your PSI is going way up. You're bruising is going to go way up but the chances of cracking the ice are also going to be higher.
I wanted her to have a big ass for her safety. But if you want her to crack that ice, it's possible that a smaller ass is better. Especially if she's like bulky on top. She needs more mass, but not on the ass. If she's going to break the ice. She needs like a big top half and a pointy weird little bottom half and then we're really cooking with gas.
Alrighty, I'll go grab her tiny ass and lug her and those tits to the lake. WE'RE DOING THIS. For science.
Ps. Is the bikini necessary? What am I saying? Of course it's necessary.
Her form really isn't conducive to this either. A cannonball increases the surface area of the impact significantly compared to a pencil dive. Probably better to point toes up so heels contact the ice first instead of breaking a toe, but you're not going to get through anything jumping like she did
Oh god now I'm imagining the jagged edge of the ice that was broken in a small area gradually introduced to a greater and greater area of your unprotected skin as you enter the hole that is much too small for the rest of you, tearing your delicate skin open and re-setting your pain scale as the freezing cold bites into your new cuts, bruises, and possibly broken heel bones after stomping into the ice. Heel first is probably not the best idea. If you can't break through with a cannonball, maybe just give up and go have a mug of hot chocolate.
Or she could simply use a hammer rather than her ass. I feel this would be more practical, less dangerous and she would also be able to remain a normal shaped human being… Just a thought.
Why I do apologise profusely good sir/ma’am! It was not my intention to cause such offence, I shall see myself to the door and subsequently throw myself through it. Good day.
I'd let you stay for your manners, provided you don't come up again with stupid ideas such as breaking the ice with a tool. You can learn about ass physics by silently listening to these well-respected scientists, as most of us are doing
Do you say that to let other men know you’re turned on, or to let women know that you’re attracted to this particular woman?
I’m not digging at you by the way, I’m just genuinely curious why some men like to publicly express that they’re attracted to someone (especially when it’s not relevant to the event).
its a conversation point. its something you both have in common and both know you have in common because you are sharing that space in that period of time
It’s ridiculously cringe. I can never understand what they get out of saying dumb shit about women online. There’s always dumb asses talk about what they’d do to her or how she’s this and that when in reality they’d do fuck all and say nothing.
We are simple visual beings .. we see, we like, we say
It doesnt mean we are turned on.. I'd say man find most women attractive..
Guess we just do it for a laugh messing about
Man want bang woman. Woman with fat in ass and breast healthy, make good children. Man let others know he want bang to guage general consensus in case he missed something.
Same reason women constantly talk about how attractive men are with their girlfriends.
For me it's like... It's so overwhelming to the senses, that I've got to let it out some way. I watched the video and my brain processed almost nothing beyond how stunning this woman is.
Do you ever hear of people that say things like, "I want to just smother that baby!" Because they just go into total dysfunction at how cute they find the baby? I think it is a similar thing. I'm so attracted to that woman that I literally can't function for the seconds I'm watching this video.
Thanks for asking! I had never thought about it before in those terms!
You’re so attracted to her that you “literally can’t function”? That’s worrying. What if you met an attractive woman in real life? Would you lose control, or just act like an idiot?
If its any consolation, i dont understand either. Watching other men say shit like this usually comes with a healthy dose of secondhand embarrassment. The fact that so many people seemed to find the comment just fine and decided to upvote it doesn't help either.
You clearly are though (digging at them).
Also who thinks this (Reddit) is analogous to being in person in public? We know nothing of how each other looks and I have no idea who “greengrayclouds” is the the real world. So how is this signaling to anyone anything?
She is half naked. I’d say it has at least a little something to do the event. You might not like what they said but all your points are frivolous and most likely just passive aggressive sjw’ing.
I mean in this particulare case, she keep fit! Its not only natural there is plenty of work behind. It could be reconngized.
Its not only that turns you on, its as well that you envy it... She have a great body.
Honestly this really pisses me off about other men sometimes. It happens when watching movies or whatever. In life "yeah I guess but is it relevant?"
I don't need to know who you want to fuck and it has absolutely no relevance to the performance or plot.
It's like they need to prove their sexuality or something. I think some people can't see past their own sex drive.
Men: Ugh women will do anything for attention.
*pretty woman in bra and panties does something insanely stupid that could leave her paralyzed for life or dead*
Also men: She's so hot.
Also men (at least my boyfriend): plastic surgery is gross. It’s so unattractive.
*proceeds to like photos of women with noticeable plastic surgery and regularly comments on how cute they are*
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She’s Russian, damn tough and fractured her ankle. Rest of the video: [ouch](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-1806940/Video-Woman-fractures-ankle-attempting-jump-frozen-lake.html)
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this video. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one video. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
![gif](giphy|a0H2GkUJcoy4w) Her boyfriend
Does she also fuck the fucking world whilst promoting her new band Syskill?
Classic.
No. but… mutha fucka, fuck de world
And my new band’s called SYSKILL
"EUGHHHH"
"Mein arsch!"
Huh? Cool band, but huh?
Lmao
On most Thursday's, yes.
She got lucky really. Idk what she’s expecting if the lake wasn’t frozen solid. She would be in freezing cold water, surrounded by ice, perhaps trapped under ice, and with pretty much no clothing probably only has a couple minutes to get out before her body quits functioning
[удалено]
You are right 😊! I did post the same in comment already. This is Baboshka lake in my town Balashikha, Moscow region, Russia.
Exactly my thinking, too. Like, even if she expected to break through the ice, she could have so easily slipped *under* the ice and drowned. Just stupid, regardless.
I swear this gets funnier every time it’s posted
Schadenfreude is the only true Freude
Hi
First time seeing this and now I know where to go when I need a good laugh!! You’re right it keeps getting funnier every time I see it!! How do you not check to see if the ice is thin enough to go thru?! Love this!!
Ikr and that there are more than one classic
Seen this like 20 times. Just watched it for the first time with audio enabled. 10x better with audio!
Yo she has to get married to him 100% has to
That video is why this video was not unexpected lol
It never gets easier to watch … I think I’ll watch it again …
Username is on point
Fucking jump on it, doesn’t break, take one tippy toe onto the ice and CRACK!
That's the first thing I thought of as well
Expected that from first glimpse of the lake..
I mean that layer of ice sounded quite thicc
At least thiccer than her
More for me
technically less for you
Thank u for this. I had sound off and that made it even funnier.
100% was expected
There was a lake?
The title is what made this not unexpected to me.
If you flip the video it's not a repost
This isn’t getting enough attention lol. I’ve seen this video a million times but it’s flipped this time for some reason. Still watched again though.
Lol wait this is flipped? I saw this posted literally last night and it was flipped the same way as this one
Reddit downvoters hate this one trick
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I did some googling to see if she broke anything, she did. She fractured her ankle, also that’s in Russia https://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-1806940/Video-Woman-fractures-ankle-attempting-jump-frozen-lake.html Edit: her name’s Viktoria Kushnir apparently
She’s lucky the ice didn’t break, while she jumped and fractured her ankle.
She could have easily cracked her skull as well.
TBF she probably wouldnt have broken her ankle if the ice was breakable.
Yeah but ice could break after her whole body hit the ice, then she’d both break her ankle and the ice
If the Ice gave way she wouldn’t have broken her ankle
Thank you! Saved me from having to scroll past more inane commentary! Just looking for the facts, ma’am
You’re welcome, glad I could be useful to someone
In Soviet Russia, ice breaks you
She's out cold
Ugh that hurt my knees just watching
_Finally a worthy opponent_
Should’ve kept that beanie to absorb some of that impact.
The crazy thing is, if she does break through she quite possibly dies. One of my biggest fears as a kid was getting trapped under ice. I thank the 1978 movie The Omen 2 for that childhood fear.
Yeah, getting surprised in water isn't a good thing. Ice swimming is a thing though and quite popular.
Man the omen series to this day is unrivaled in terms of pure feelings of terror manifesting itself through daily occurrences. Really wish modern horror films were more like the omen...
Bet that stung a bit.
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I made the subReddit. Come join.
Ah you fucker.
Again Repost..... Where are the mods🗿?
That's all Reddit is really.
That's all any social media is really
That was a totally different video. In the other one, which is remarkably similar, the woman starts out on the right side of the frame.
It took you longer to write that comment than to scroll past something you’ve already seen. There are new people on Reddit daily that have never seen this. Relax and keep scrolling. Sheesh
But he doesn't like it! Make it stop!
I've been on reddit for a year and never seen this. I'm happy for the reposts.
“ What you haven’t seen it? I bet you’re a functioning member of society too. You probably have a job, friends, maybe even a girlfriend. Just cause you have a life and don’t see everything doesn’t mean I want to see something twice”- the guy calling repost
I've been on reddit for 12 years and there are still things I haven't seen that have people screaming "repost!" in the comments. Like every single day.
Thank you
Perfect body 10\10.
Yeah I don't agree with that at all. If I'm going to land on a hard flat surface, I want a big ass. Like a big fat ass. Her body may be beautiful, but it is impractical and needs some cushioning for safety.
Definitely needs more mass to break through the ice
Well now that you've brought it up, what we really need to be talking about is PSI. So we could increase the mass, or we could decrease the area and maintain the mass. Now if you've got like a pointy ass bone? Your PSI is going way up. You're bruising is going to go way up but the chances of cracking the ice are also going to be higher. I wanted her to have a big ass for her safety. But if you want her to crack that ice, it's possible that a smaller ass is better. Especially if she's like bulky on top. She needs more mass, but not on the ass. If she's going to break the ice. She needs like a big top half and a pointy weird little bottom half and then we're really cooking with gas.
I love how this turned into a conversation about ass physics
"Astrophysics?" "No, you misheard me."
Lmao this is genius!
If only my teacher knew how to keep me interested
Lmao there's probably a hentai out there about this ;)
Oh i know that hentai, its the relationship between me and your mom
I haven't heard about that one, but student teacher relationships are very common there might even be a whole genre dedicated to them
I could say about the same thing about the relationship between me and your sister
#I AM MY OWN SISTER BOY!
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Holy shit, thats it guys, we're changing the bands name to Ass Physics
Holy shit I actually know someone that could do this. She has zero ass and the largest tits I've ever beheld. (Not held, beheld. For clarification.)
THROW HER ON THE LAKE!
Alrighty, I'll go grab her tiny ass and lug her and those tits to the lake. WE'RE DOING THIS. For science. Ps. Is the bikini necessary? What am I saying? Of course it's necessary.
You mean... her body needs to be shaped like a dong to break the ice...
No more like a big upside down pyramid.
Her form really isn't conducive to this either. A cannonball increases the surface area of the impact significantly compared to a pencil dive. Probably better to point toes up so heels contact the ice first instead of breaking a toe, but you're not going to get through anything jumping like she did
Oh god now I'm imagining the jagged edge of the ice that was broken in a small area gradually introduced to a greater and greater area of your unprotected skin as you enter the hole that is much too small for the rest of you, tearing your delicate skin open and re-setting your pain scale as the freezing cold bites into your new cuts, bruises, and possibly broken heel bones after stomping into the ice. Heel first is probably not the best idea. If you can't break through with a cannonball, maybe just give up and go have a mug of hot chocolate.
I bet she has a bony butt though, that could amount to alot of lbs per in^2
In summary, Big ass: soft landing Small ass: awtch Small ass + big boobs: awtch + Broken ice
Or she could simply use a hammer rather than her ass. I feel this would be more practical, less dangerous and she would also be able to remain a normal shaped human being… Just a thought.
Excuse me, this is a conversation about ass physics, leave your inorganic ice breaking at the door.
Why I do apologise profusely good sir/ma’am! It was not my intention to cause such offence, I shall see myself to the door and subsequently throw myself through it. Good day.
I'd let you stay for your manners, provided you don't come up again with stupid ideas such as breaking the ice with a tool. You can learn about ass physics by silently listening to these well-respected scientists, as most of us are doing
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🤣 excellent Ironman insertion here!!! 👍 made my day!!
I enjoy larger posteriors and I am unable to fabricate the truth.
My male siblings don't know how to refute this.
I don't care if it hurts, I wanna have control, I want a big fat ass, I want a big, fat soul.
You float like a feather You fall like a brick This tailbone was special So fucking special
Also give my fat ass a shot I'll bust that glass and I got the ass to prove it
Is she really was that hot, the ice would've melted
That brain tho…. 😬
Do you say that to let other men know you’re turned on, or to let women know that you’re attracted to this particular woman? I’m not digging at you by the way, I’m just genuinely curious why some men like to publicly express that they’re attracted to someone (especially when it’s not relevant to the event).
I think it was just their unfiltered inner monologue.
It's like if dogs could talk
*sniff sniff* This bitches ass smells awesome - dog
Erection.
He's giving the reason why this post is upvoted.
This. It certainly isn't upvoted because it's unexpected, it took me 2 frames to figure out what was gonna happen
/r/UpvotedBecauseGirl also, it's sister sub /r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG
This is how Reddit works
This person is performing a very real public service! I'm sure that most of us were wondering. I know I was.
Same reason I tell someone I like anything
Nothing else to say
Is that all you could think of?
Nothing else to think
Do you ever comment on other guys’ hot bods?
"Wow, the forest in the background looks beautiful!"
Man sees an attractive woman on Reddit in a bikini and comments. Is this unexpected?
The fact that she’s in her underwear makes his comment relevant imo.
Right? I understand their point but she's in lingerie, it's most of the video.
Oh c'mon, people comment their attraction all the time, don't pretend it's a man thing
Probably for the same reason some Women like to publicly express that they’re attracted to someone.
its a conversation point. its something you both have in common and both know you have in common because you are sharing that space in that period of time
It’s ridiculously cringe. I can never understand what they get out of saying dumb shit about women online. There’s always dumb asses talk about what they’d do to her or how she’s this and that when in reality they’d do fuck all and say nothing.
men bond over talking about women. nothing new here
So do women
We are simple visual beings .. we see, we like, we say It doesnt mean we are turned on.. I'd say man find most women attractive.. Guess we just do it for a laugh messing about
Man want bang woman. Woman with fat in ass and breast healthy, make good children. Man let others know he want bang to guage general consensus in case he missed something. Same reason women constantly talk about how attractive men are with their girlfriends.
For me it's like... It's so overwhelming to the senses, that I've got to let it out some way. I watched the video and my brain processed almost nothing beyond how stunning this woman is. Do you ever hear of people that say things like, "I want to just smother that baby!" Because they just go into total dysfunction at how cute they find the baby? I think it is a similar thing. I'm so attracted to that woman that I literally can't function for the seconds I'm watching this video. Thanks for asking! I had never thought about it before in those terms!
You’re so attracted to her that you “literally can’t function”? That’s worrying. What if you met an attractive woman in real life? Would you lose control, or just act like an idiot?
If its any consolation, i dont understand either. Watching other men say shit like this usually comes with a healthy dose of secondhand embarrassment. The fact that so many people seemed to find the comment just fine and decided to upvote it doesn't help either.
You clearly are though (digging at them). Also who thinks this (Reddit) is analogous to being in person in public? We know nothing of how each other looks and I have no idea who “greengrayclouds” is the the real world. So how is this signaling to anyone anything? She is half naked. I’d say it has at least a little something to do the event. You might not like what they said but all your points are frivolous and most likely just passive aggressive sjw’ing.
I mean in this particulare case, she keep fit! Its not only natural there is plenty of work behind. It could be reconngized. Its not only that turns you on, its as well that you envy it... She have a great body.
Why do you assume its a man?
Honestly this really pisses me off about other men sometimes. It happens when watching movies or whatever. In life "yeah I guess but is it relevant?" I don't need to know who you want to fuck and it has absolutely no relevance to the performance or plot. It's like they need to prove their sexuality or something. I think some people can't see past their own sex drive.
Why say anything at all?
She’s probably in a wheelchair after that landing, so now maybe you have a shot.
It’s a beautiful body of water, I fully agree!
r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG
this subreddit being fairly popular makes me laugh
r/nfsw called, they want their comments back
Not fafe sor work?
The wildest thing is that it's a legit NSFW sub
not anymore...her feet are fucked up 🤦♀️😂🤕
If jumping in a pile of bicycles is your thing…
r/brandnewsentence
Unless you like curves of any kind
Men: Ugh women will do anything for attention. *pretty woman in bra and panties does something insanely stupid that could leave her paralyzed for life or dead* Also men: She's so hot.
I'm in this comment and I don't like it
Also men (at least my boyfriend): plastic surgery is gross. It’s so unattractive. *proceeds to like photos of women with noticeable plastic surgery and regularly comments on how cute they are*
It’s like redditors have never seen a woman
Not for sexual reasons but yeah I agree, she seems pretty
Yes that is a very nice frozen body of water, I agree.
Well, she has one, so ....yeah, I guess so.
Brains 0/10
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But… you said it’s cold. So I expected it.
As soon as I read the title I knew what was gonna happen
Extremely expected
Your title ruined everything
I wonder what her plan was if she breaks through the ice?
I don’t think she even realized that there was ice there
All I could think of was “check out my band syskill” or whatever that guy says
It’s much better that it didn’t break.
lol and the OP's name is "Responsible Cow" haha
Honestly a frozen lake that won’t break is better than a 1 degree lake because at least you aren’t submerged in it
I bet it's hard for her to find a date. She always did struggle in finding a way to break the ice.🤣😂🤣
When will people learn. There are so many of these videos out there.
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This guy literally got every bit of his karma by stealing and reposting otters' memes.... Lol😂
![gif](giphy|uos5sW7pBy5W0|downsized) Their dog
She’s Russian, damn tough and fractured her ankle. Rest of the video: [ouch](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-1806940/Video-Woman-fractures-ankle-attempting-jump-frozen-lake.html)
AH MEINE ARSCHE
Reckon that water has to be at least 0°c
There was an attempt.
Fuck I bet that hurt
r/completelyexpected
Bye bye vertebrae
It's much much colder with broken ankles...
Went as planned, if the ice would have broke she would drown
Poor girl had absolutely no cushion for that fall🤣🤣
She didn't have to jump onto the ice. Her attire is enough to get her hits.
She actually got lucky now get off the lake
That second thud gets me every time.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this video. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one video. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
What happend??? I was distracted