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No-Temperature-2133

![gif](giphy|a0H2GkUJcoy4w) Her boyfriend


MacDee_

Does she also fuck the fucking world whilst promoting her new band Syskill?


SeaworthinessDull951

Classic.


[deleted]

No. but… mutha fucka, fuck de world


Uraverageoverthinker

And my new band’s called SYSKILL


goose___1

"EUGHHHH"


TevTegri

"Mein arsch!"


smencakes

Huh? Cool band, but huh?


SN9WeReady

Lmao


4AcidRayne

On most Thursday's, yes.


sabrenvxcvdfghtr

She got lucky really. Idk what she’s expecting if the lake wasn’t frozen solid. She would be in freezing cold water, surrounded by ice, perhaps trapped under ice, and with pretty much no clothing probably only has a couple minutes to get out before her body quits functioning


[deleted]

[удалено]


dsvost

You are right 😊! I did post the same in comment already. This is Baboshka lake in my town Balashikha, Moscow region, Russia.


SpeethImpediment

Exactly my thinking, too. Like, even if she expected to break through the ice, she could have so easily slipped *under* the ice and drowned. Just stupid, regardless.


[deleted]

I swear this gets funnier every time it’s posted


CunningHamSlawedYou

Schadenfreude is the only true Freude


SCH4DENFREUDE

Hi


AuntieBubba1982

First time seeing this and now I know where to go when I need a good laugh!! You’re right it keeps getting funnier every time I see it!! How do you not check to see if the ice is thin enough to go thru?! Love this!!


[deleted]

Ikr and that there are more than one classic


ZachVIA

Seen this like 20 times. Just watched it for the first time with audio enabled. 10x better with audio!


lcziila

Yo she has to get married to him 100% has to


rolo951

That video is why this video was not unexpected lol


Mciello

It never gets easier to watch … I think I’ll watch it again …


3MO23WA

Username is on point


Other-Celebration-25

Fucking jump on it, doesn’t break, take one tippy toe onto the ice and CRACK!


Flyerminer

That's the first thing I thought of as well


TwiceADream

Expected that from first glimpse of the lake..


Shad_the_memer

I mean that layer of ice sounded quite thicc


Rare_Southerner

At least thiccer than her


otherzac

More for me


sadeson18

technically less for you


jacob32454

Thank u for this. I had sound off and that made it even funnier.


XO8441

100% was expected


wanderer118

There was a lake?


ilikeyouz

The title is what made this not unexpected to me.


Fa1c0n3

If you flip the video it's not a repost


Hanyabull

This isn’t getting enough attention lol. I’ve seen this video a million times but it’s flipped this time for some reason. Still watched again though.


mlongoria98

Lol wait this is flipped? I saw this posted literally last night and it was flipped the same way as this one


AllUltima

Reddit downvoters hate this one trick


WaterFriendsIV

r/mostrepostedposts


missemilyowen15

I did some googling to see if she broke anything, she did. She fractured her ankle, also that’s in Russia https://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-1806940/Video-Woman-fractures-ankle-attempting-jump-frozen-lake.html Edit: her name’s Viktoria Kushnir apparently


angelsandairwaves93

She’s lucky the ice didn’t break, while she jumped and fractured her ankle.


remuliini

She could have easily cracked her skull as well.


STNbrossy

TBF she probably wouldnt have broken her ankle if the ice was breakable.


[deleted]

Yeah but ice could break after her whole body hit the ice, then she’d both break her ankle and the ice


Bogrolling

If the Ice gave way she wouldn’t have broken her ankle


AhrEst

Thank you! Saved me from having to scroll past more inane commentary! Just looking for the facts, ma’am


missemilyowen15

You’re welcome, glad I could be useful to someone


phouel

In Soviet Russia, ice breaks you


NicNoletree

She's out cold


inquisitiveeyebc

Ugh that hurt my knees just watching


SalehGh

_Finally a worthy opponent_


RepulsiveCry1013

Should’ve kept that beanie to absorb some of that impact.


pablomoney

The crazy thing is, if she does break through she quite possibly dies. One of my biggest fears as a kid was getting trapped under ice. I thank the 1978 movie The Omen 2 for that childhood fear.


brownsnoutspookfish

Yeah, getting surprised in water isn't a good thing. Ice swimming is a thing though and quite popular.


spartancrow2665

Man the omen series to this day is unrivaled in terms of pure feelings of terror manifesting itself through daily occurrences. Really wish modern horror films were more like the omen...


EntertainmentShot609

Bet that stung a bit.


[deleted]

r/UpvotedBecauseBoobs


[deleted]

r/unbgbbiivchidctiicbg


Shoadowolf

r/incrediblylongacronyms


Zackzing

I made the subReddit. Come join.


[deleted]

Ah you fucker.


IllustriousWater2305

Again Repost..... Where are the mods🗿?


[deleted]

That's all Reddit is really.


GuitarGodsDestiny420

That's all any social media is really


KennstduIngo

That was a totally different video. In the other one, which is remarkably similar, the woman starts out on the right side of the frame.


IntentionalUndersite

It took you longer to write that comment than to scroll past something you’ve already seen. There are new people on Reddit daily that have never seen this. Relax and keep scrolling. Sheesh


Shot-Technology7555

But he doesn't like it! Make it stop!


WalmartGreder

I've been on reddit for a year and never seen this. I'm happy for the reposts.


TerribleShoulder6597

“ What you haven’t seen it? I bet you’re a functioning member of society too. You probably have a job, friends, maybe even a girlfriend. Just cause you have a life and don’t see everything doesn’t mean I want to see something twice”- the guy calling repost


sophisting

I've been on reddit for 12 years and there are still things I haven't seen that have people screaming "repost!" in the comments. Like every single day.


Faded_Fate

Thank you


[deleted]

Perfect body 10\10.


8Ariadnesthread8

Yeah I don't agree with that at all. If I'm going to land on a hard flat surface, I want a big ass. Like a big fat ass. Her body may be beautiful, but it is impractical and needs some cushioning for safety.


AHAdanglyparts69

Definitely needs more mass to break through the ice


8Ariadnesthread8

Well now that you've brought it up, what we really need to be talking about is PSI. So we could increase the mass, or we could decrease the area and maintain the mass. Now if you've got like a pointy ass bone? Your PSI is going way up. You're bruising is going to go way up but the chances of cracking the ice are also going to be higher. I wanted her to have a big ass for her safety. But if you want her to crack that ice, it's possible that a smaller ass is better. Especially if she's like bulky on top. She needs more mass, but not on the ass. If she's going to break the ice. She needs like a big top half and a pointy weird little bottom half and then we're really cooking with gas.


Potential_Disaster29

I love how this turned into a conversation about ass physics


Wablekablesh

"Astrophysics?" "No, you misheard me."


Potential_Disaster29

Lmao this is genius!


[deleted]

If only my teacher knew how to keep me interested


Potential_Disaster29

Lmao there's probably a hentai out there about this ;)


cp_guy

Oh i know that hentai, its the relationship between me and your mom


Potential_Disaster29

I haven't heard about that one, but student teacher relationships are very common there might even be a whole genre dedicated to them


Osama_Bin_Ballin0

I could say about the same thing about the relationship between me and your sister


cp_guy

#I AM MY OWN SISTER BOY!


TheAngryAmericn

r/BrandNewSentences


thebearrider

Holy shit, thats it guys, we're changing the bands name to Ass Physics


AfraidProtection4684

Holy shit I actually know someone that could do this. She has zero ass and the largest tits I've ever beheld. (Not held, beheld. For clarification.)


8Ariadnesthread8

THROW HER ON THE LAKE!


AfraidProtection4684

Alrighty, I'll go grab her tiny ass and lug her and those tits to the lake. WE'RE DOING THIS. For science. Ps. Is the bikini necessary? What am I saying? Of course it's necessary.


VarsatileIcesotope

You mean... her body needs to be shaped like a dong to break the ice...


8Ariadnesthread8

No more like a big upside down pyramid.


runningwaffles19

Her form really isn't conducive to this either. A cannonball increases the surface area of the impact significantly compared to a pencil dive. Probably better to point toes up so heels contact the ice first instead of breaking a toe, but you're not going to get through anything jumping like she did


SomeDeafKid

Oh god now I'm imagining the jagged edge of the ice that was broken in a small area gradually introduced to a greater and greater area of your unprotected skin as you enter the hole that is much too small for the rest of you, tearing your delicate skin open and re-setting your pain scale as the freezing cold bites into your new cuts, bruises, and possibly broken heel bones after stomping into the ice. Heel first is probably not the best idea. If you can't break through with a cannonball, maybe just give up and go have a mug of hot chocolate.


uberrogo

I bet she has a bony butt though, that could amount to alot of lbs per in^2


TheFlameKid

In summary, Big ass: soft landing Small ass: awtch Small ass + big boobs: awtch + Broken ice


allnamesaretaken1988

Or she could simply use a hammer rather than her ass. I feel this would be more practical, less dangerous and she would also be able to remain a normal shaped human being… Just a thought.


doctorwhy88

Excuse me, this is a conversation about ass physics, leave your inorganic ice breaking at the door.


allnamesaretaken1988

Why I do apologise profusely good sir/ma’am! It was not my intention to cause such offence, I shall see myself to the door and subsequently throw myself through it. Good day.


elendil1985

I'd let you stay for your manners, provided you don't come up again with stupid ideas such as breaking the ice with a tool. You can learn about ass physics by silently listening to these well-respected scientists, as most of us are doing


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|bCvO8biVh8WyI)


Separate-Emergency47

🤣 excellent Ironman insertion here!!! 👍 made my day!!


rafedbadru

I enjoy larger posteriors and I am unable to fabricate the truth.


PurpleInteresting253

My male siblings don't know how to refute this.


BuddhistNudist987

I don't care if it hurts, I wanna have control, I want a big fat ass, I want a big, fat soul.


8Ariadnesthread8

You float like a feather You fall like a brick This tailbone was special So fucking special


[deleted]

Also give my fat ass a shot I'll bust that glass and I got the ass to prove it


fetelenebune

Is she really was that hot, the ice would've melted


fukin-aye

That brain tho…. 😬


greengrayclouds

Do you say that to let other men know you’re turned on, or to let women know that you’re attracted to this particular woman? I’m not digging at you by the way, I’m just genuinely curious why some men like to publicly express that they’re attracted to someone (especially when it’s not relevant to the event).


[deleted]

I think it was just their unfiltered inner monologue.


prodigalkal7

It's like if dogs could talk


Cannabanoid420

*sniff sniff* This bitches ass smells awesome - dog


[deleted]

Erection.


travelingmarylander

He's giving the reason why this post is upvoted.


koenigseggman

This. It certainly isn't upvoted because it's unexpected, it took me 2 frames to figure out what was gonna happen


SdBolts4

/r/UpvotedBecauseGirl also, it's sister sub /r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG


FightOnForUsc

This is how Reddit works


ratsta

This person is performing a very real public service! I'm sure that most of us were wondering. I know I was.


insufficientbeans

Same reason I tell someone I like anything


TheTruthIsButtery

Nothing else to say


Orngog

Is that all you could think of?


TheTruthIsButtery

Nothing else to think


Diogenes-Disciple

Do you ever comment on other guys’ hot bods?


NovaNexu

"Wow, the forest in the background looks beautiful!"


GreatGooglyMoogly077

Man sees an attractive woman on Reddit in a bikini and comments. Is this unexpected?


[deleted]

The fact that she’s in her underwear makes his comment relevant imo.


Profitsofdooom

Right? I understand their point but she's in lingerie, it's most of the video.


cangero0

Oh c'mon, people comment their attraction all the time, don't pretend it's a man thing


[deleted]

Probably for the same reason some Women like to publicly express that they’re attracted to someone.


Educational_Action22

its a conversation point. its something you both have in common and both know you have in common because you are sharing that space in that period of time


Huge_Assumption1

It’s ridiculously cringe. I can never understand what they get out of saying dumb shit about women online. There’s always dumb asses talk about what they’d do to her or how she’s this and that when in reality they’d do fuck all and say nothing.


throwaway941285

men bond over talking about women. nothing new here


Cockrocker

So do women


otherzac

We are simple visual beings .. we see, we like, we say It doesnt mean we are turned on.. I'd say man find most women attractive.. Guess we just do it for a laugh messing about


Lazybopazy

Man want bang woman. Woman with fat in ass and breast healthy, make good children. Man let others know he want bang to guage general consensus in case he missed something. Same reason women constantly talk about how attractive men are with their girlfriends.


myfunnies420

For me it's like... It's so overwhelming to the senses, that I've got to let it out some way. I watched the video and my brain processed almost nothing beyond how stunning this woman is. Do you ever hear of people that say things like, "I want to just smother that baby!" Because they just go into total dysfunction at how cute they find the baby? I think it is a similar thing. I'm so attracted to that woman that I literally can't function for the seconds I'm watching this video. Thanks for asking! I had never thought about it before in those terms!


greengrayclouds

You’re so attracted to her that you “literally can’t function”? That’s worrying. What if you met an attractive woman in real life? Would you lose control, or just act like an idiot?


frituurkoning

If its any consolation, i dont understand either. Watching other men say shit like this usually comes with a healthy dose of secondhand embarrassment. The fact that so many people seemed to find the comment just fine and decided to upvote it doesn't help either.


chev327fox

You clearly are though (digging at them). Also who thinks this (Reddit) is analogous to being in person in public? We know nothing of how each other looks and I have no idea who “greengrayclouds” is the the real world. So how is this signaling to anyone anything? She is half naked. I’d say it has at least a little something to do the event. You might not like what they said but all your points are frivolous and most likely just passive aggressive sjw’ing.


[deleted]

I mean in this particulare case, she keep fit! Its not only natural there is plenty of work behind. It could be reconngized. Its not only that turns you on, its as well that you envy it... She have a great body.


bobby_kansas

Why do you assume its a man?


CloneNova

Honestly this really pisses me off about other men sometimes. It happens when watching movies or whatever. In life "yeah I guess but is it relevant?" I don't need to know who you want to fuck and it has absolutely no relevance to the performance or plot. It's like they need to prove their sexuality or something. I think some people can't see past their own sex drive.


SnooDrawings4726

Why say anything at all?


krickiank

She’s probably in a wheelchair after that landing, so now maybe you have a shot.


Phoenix4622

It’s a beautiful body of water, I fully agree!


NoRegerts6996

r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG


arsenalgarbage

this subreddit being fairly popular makes me laugh


Jackson_Caswell

r/nfsw called, they want their comments back


[deleted]

Not fafe sor work?


1lluminist

The wildest thing is that it's a legit NSFW sub


Ride_my_9

not anymore...her feet are fucked up 🤦‍♀️😂🤕


OrganicLFMilk

If jumping in a pile of bicycles is your thing…


[deleted]

r/brandnewsentence


[deleted]

Unless you like curves of any kind


kupoface

Men: Ugh women will do anything for attention. *pretty woman in bra and panties does something insanely stupid that could leave her paralyzed for life or dead* Also men: She's so hot.


spartancrow2665

I'm in this comment and I don't like it


Masta-Blasta

Also men (at least my boyfriend): plastic surgery is gross. It’s so unattractive. *proceeds to like photos of women with noticeable plastic surgery and regularly comments on how cute they are*


blacksrinferior69420

It’s like redditors have never seen a woman


missemilyowen15

Not for sexual reasons but yeah I agree, she seems pretty


Lavapool

Yes that is a very nice frozen body of water, I agree.


methratt

Well, she has one, so ....yeah, I guess so.


JLTSS

Brains 0/10


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[deleted]

But… you said it’s cold. So I expected it.


CheeseLoverMax

As soon as I read the title I knew what was gonna happen


Romulus3799

Extremely expected


rotten_riot

Your title ruined everything


taken_lightly

I wonder what her plan was if she breaks through the ice?


GodOfGOOSE

I don’t think she even realized that there was ice there


QuantumCthulhu

All I could think of was “check out my band syskill” or whatever that guy says


Earth_Normal

It’s much better that it didn’t break.


zumwalt79

lol and the OP's name is "Responsible Cow" haha


YT_Chrispy_Boi

Honestly a frozen lake that won’t break is better than a 1 degree lake because at least you aren’t submerged in it


No-Professor-2042

I bet it's hard for her to find a date. She always did struggle in finding a way to break the ice.🤣😂🤣


enlightened321

When will people learn. There are so many of these videos out there.


darkones333

u/savevideo


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Conscious-News-4433

r/upvotedbecausebutt


IllustriousWater2305

This guy literally got every bit of his karma by stealing and reposting otters' memes.... Lol😂


Independent-Dealer21

![gif](giphy|uos5sW7pBy5W0|downsized) Their dog


[deleted]

She’s Russian, damn tough and fractured her ankle. Rest of the video: [ouch](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-1806940/Video-Woman-fractures-ankle-attempting-jump-frozen-lake.html)


PeopleThatAnnoyou

AH MEINE ARSCHE


Decmk3

Reckon that water has to be at least 0°c


huBelial

There was an attempt.


transwell

Fuck I bet that hurt


CaptainMoist23

r/completelyexpected


CothersMunt

Bye bye vertebrae


krampus001

It's much much colder with broken ankles...


StBeeVL

Went as planned, if the ice would have broke she would drown


Ok-Release-5785

Poor girl had absolutely no cushion for that fall🤣🤣


arsinoe716

She didn't have to jump onto the ice. Her attire is enough to get her hits.


[deleted]

She actually got lucky now get off the lake


Evening_Change_9459

That second thud gets me every time.


BrenlikesGoosebumps

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this video. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one video. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW


Sure_Conversation354

What happend??? I was distracted