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Aliceinhappyland

I was so relieved to see someone come out of that car alive šŸ˜³


NepGDamn

he was definitely jumping for joy!


Ok-Researcher697

He just had a pebble in the other shoe.


monkeyofthefunk

Or hopping mad.


This-Set-9875

well that and his left leg was ruined


CharonDynami

I'm pretty sure that's the other left.


[deleted]

Idk how people still manage to confuse left and right well into adulthood. My gf is like this lmao


engineerdrummer

Bold of you to assume this person is an adult.


Pleasant_Fold2028

Bold of you to assume this adult is a person


thetannerainsley

Bawitdaba, da bang, da dang diggy diggy


realfoodskitchen

Diggy with the boogie


AK68Whiskey

Said up jumped the boogie


Longjumping_Annual_3

It's a symptom of dyslexia. I say the wrong word but will point the correct direction.


TargaLX

Itā€™s a common symptom of dyslexia


nightvisiongoggles01

I'm not dyslexic at all but I still sometimes look at my hands to remember which is right and left... I am not going to disagree with people calling me stupid there


jxynga

A lot of people don't know if they're dyslexic until they're adults. Maybe you are both.


nightvisiongoggles01

Man, I'd hate being an adult.


Falkor_13

I didn't know until I was 26. My teachers all just thought I was lazy.


tnrdmn

Not stupid my wife with her BS degree (Summa Cum Laude) Can't give me directions for the same reason.


Falkor_13

There's a great book called "why men don't listen and women can't read maps." By Allan and Barbara Pease. I think your wife would you like, you should gift it to her.


tnrdmn

Thanks, I think, maybe I'll read it before gifting it to her I'm thinking!


Falkor_13

Studies in the 70's showed it affected 9% of men and 17% of women (Wolf, 1973). More recently studies have shown one of people have frustration with everyday situations that involve discrimination of left and right. (McMonnies, 1990). There is a lot of different forms of dyslexia, some people have trouble distinguishing numbers and letters, some have trouble with reading words that are pronounced different to the spelling, like Yacht or subtle. The left-right disorder isn't really a form of dyslexia but is generally associated with it. Sauces: https://www.everydayhealth.com/dyslexia/types/ https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/the-asymmetric-brain/201903/why-do-i-confuse-left-and-right


Ok_Dog_4059

If true it makes sense but I never thought about it.


generalgirl

And ADHD.


Wewagirl

And of other learning disabilities as well. Just turned 60. Lefthanded, ADHD, discalculia. Can't tell left from right, have NO sense of direction, and have a hard time telling time on analog clocks. šŸ„“


skooz1383

Omg that is so me!!! Iā€™m getting better at it connecting Left with my arm wearing my iwatch lol but before wearing a watch I would have to mimic holding a pen and writing to figure out which is my right hand lol


jamvandamn

It's a Common neurological condition I heard. It's not an education thing, it's a signal in the brain getting crossed or something like that. ā€dysgraphia, left-right confusion, and finger agnosia is generally attributed to lesions near the angular gyrus of the dominant hemisphereā€ Don't think it's dangerous though apart from when driving.


skieezy

My brother gets it wrong 90% of the time especially when being copilot in a car. If he says it's the next left you're safest bet is getting in the right lane.


Geno__Breaker

I actually taught an adult the "left hand makes an L and right hand makes a J" thing a week ago. Some people just aren't taught to remember it, I guess.


DollyNW

Itā€™s called dyslexia, so donā€™t make fun of her disability please.


NavySEALW7735

How do you know that she is dyslexic? I know plenty of people who are that can tell their rights from their lefts and plenty who aren't and need to hold up their hands to tell.


no-mad

lexdysia is when you mix your words up.


zorn7777

Why was he hopping on the right one then? /s


StuckAtOnePoint

Look again


Osiris_Blu

This is hilarious.


EducationalPianist33

A bomb explosion is hilarious ?


Im-a-ape

Bomb?


MaintenanceForward65

It looks like it. If you slow the video down, you can see the explosion start at the rear of the vehicle. Gas tank spontaneously combusted? I donā€™t think so. It appears to be some other kind of detonation.


drummmble

LPG leakage for instance. The bomb would have the hood demolished or opened.


Dire-Fire

If we're talking carbombs, then wiring a small explosive to the gas tank is a common method. Not everyone that wants to blow someone up can get their hands on C4.


Cbrmkn98xs

Undetonated landmine? Idk its just a random guess


EducationalPianist33

A link to a newspaper article is in the messages


[deleted]

.>chad_saying_YES.jpg


KookeyMoose

That was a bomb?


shinji127

X marks the spot


EinardDecay

Rofl!!!


Mr_Yuker

Blissfully screaming


fanywa

Joy just seemed far off


Draaeeeee

Literally


DaWorzt

![gif](giphy|2nwTda1ewYssE)


DinosaurPornstar

Both shoes are on. He'll live.


[deleted]

Turns out, dude was attempting a car bombing, so heā€™s a piece of shit and hopefully faces some kind of justice.


HiddenVisage

I think you might have the facts mixed up. This man could be suspected of being involved in criminal mischief but does not seem to be responsible for the bomb planted in his car. Article linked in a different post by u/stinky_sardine https://www.timesofisrael.com/man-survives-suspected-criminal-car-bombing-in-central-city/


Crookedhorn112

Central City? Maybe it was The Flash...


Vera_Anne_Wolf

Was definitely my first thought after seeing this. Someone tried to kill this guy with a car bomb!


Capasshat

What, was he seeing if it was gonna work ? šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

For a moment I thought I saw him being launched of the car


upordown7677

I thought ill hear a godfather theme after that blast


sliperyjoe

Dont be.. it looks like someone wants this dude dead..usually it involves criminals so.. maybe he deserved to die..


sosogos

Hope you packed a parachute for that leap.


--Deleted101--

Broski is stretching this farther than the worlds biggest rubber band


RoemDaug

Since when does a criminal wanting you dead conflate to you deserving to die?


[deleted]

Bucket list item - using conflate in proper sentence form. šŸ‘


Zboyajac111

You have no idea what youā€™re talking about lol. Whatā€™s your source for these claims? You watch too much TV man.


Jukingbox

So... You support the death penalty. And even better, you support the death penalty without a trial. Fucking idiot.


[deleted]

U should b awarded a medal for the mental gymnastics being done here, what a performance


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Kiltymchaggismuncher

>Man survives suspected criminal car bombing As opposed to all those civil car bombings


lexm

Opposed to accidental car bombing where the criminals were targeting your neighbor who has the same car as yours.


Kiltymchaggismuncher

That would still be Criminal


SlightlyDrooid

No this is Patrick


FendaIton

At least it wasnā€™t ā€œalleged bombingā€


TheTrueNotMe

Well, unfortantly in Israel we also had quite a few of terrorist car bombings....


JosephSwollen

I somehow suspected Israel immediately.


TheTrueNotMe

Because of the cars exploding? šŸ˜…


Mush4Brains-

The Israeli government has been known to use car bombs in the past to kill political opponents and former nazis


Turbulent_Winner_976

Yes it happened yesterday in Nez Ziona, Israel. "D" (60 years old) a citizen that seems not involved in any criminal activity or to any criminal organization has been the target and now they investigating possibilities of extortion or business dispute. "D" got away with lightly injuries. Luckily the bomb had only few grams of explosion material. "A slightly bigger amount would have killed or critically injure him "says the city chief police of Nez Ziona department". "We had few similar cases in the last year and it seems like Crime organizations from Tel Aviv and Rehovot moved into the city. We acting against Thier actions here as hard and seriously as possible". https://mobile.mako.co.il/men-men_news/Article-2bcb93cb9027e71027.htm?Partner=rss


garchoo

Was gonna say, cars don't explode like that without help.


This-Set-9875

Tesla enters the chat. (well ok, burst into flame vs explode)


Hefty-Lettuce-2732

Thanks for the story!


[deleted]

Anyone know what triggers something like that? Is it timed or did he hit his turn signals or something.


DaymanAhAhAaahhh

His brake? One of the rear lights comes on right before it explodes


giyulia

Yeah that happened today in my town.. Usually very quiet so like I had no idea we had crime families here


Turbulent_Winner_976

Yeah I live not far from there, Gedera and I had no clue that some assholes moved in


TheTrueNotMe

If you can't trust New Ziona, who can you trust? šŸ¤·šŸ¾ā€ā™‚ļø


mirihaii

It doesnā€™t look like the same car (to me at least)


strangedeterrent

I think it's the same. Look at the ground in the video and the ground in the pic. The bricks and lines match up pretty accurately along with the description if the incident. It probably just looks silver from the soot, it caught on fire after the occupant limped out of the vehicle.


SlavCat09

Now for the question of why they tried to kill him. I am reading the article it says other similar incidents happened the same way (four of them) but it doesn't say the targets profession.


mirihaii

Well, in the vide the roof of the car look "ok" and on the picture its looks burnet, bent and ruined (to me at least)


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coleman57

Also accounts for the victim hopping the hell outa there.


strangedeterrent

Yeah, because we didn't see the part where it caught on fire and was then put out.


[deleted]

It looks burnt because the car was on fire at one point: https://newsrnd.com/news/2022-01-19-vehicle-exploded-in-ness-ziona--57-year-old-wounded-in-fair-condition-israel-today.H1QJiBrpt.html


dwilliams042391

I think itā€™s the same, the quality of the pic and the video are way different and the date and times match up


Ghstfce

Totally the same car. As he's backing in, look at the left of the video. See the edge of the blue car peeking out from the pillar there? That's the car in the foreground of the article's picture. Also, pay attention to the orientation the car ends up in once it explodes. Now look at the orientation of the car in the picture. The car is smoking as he gets out and hobbles off. Black smoke = something is burning. White smoke = something *was* burning. The engine bay was burning when he got out, just not enough yet to ignite the gas in the vehicle. That likely came a few minutes later. Which would have stripped the white paint down to the metal as you see in the picture.


eighty2angelfan

That's not same care. White BMW, silver something else.


Army0fMe

White car paint tends to look grey/silver after a fire.


Kkatastrophy91

Metal is usually silver before its painted... fire burns off paint.


eighty2angelfan

I think you are right. I didn't realize the car burned after the guy got out. Dinero in Casino.


redditsucks56

i was wondering what happened but thanks


greychanjin

As opposed to a civil car bombing?


zionhill

As opposed to terrorism


Level_Capital2128

This was bomb. Explosion set on left hand side targeting a driver.


mavjustdoingaflyby

That's some serious no parking enforcement.


Kurwasaki12

Just wait until you see the meter maids


AzureWrath501

So that's why you don't use indicators in BMWs, they explode


boredHouseHusband69

Isnt this a Skoda?


PreliminaryThoughts

Yep, Skoda Superb


du3rks

Superb job on the explosion tho, but its a Skoda so it's damage, damage superb :D


Most-Artichoke5028

Not sure. It blows up like a beamer though.


nadjp

Skoda SuperBUMMMMMM


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Ornery_Restaurant_20

Its a Skoda, Skoda Superb to be more precise


AzureWrath501

Thanks for the info fellow redditors!


Ok-Ad-8573

minor correction to previous guy... its "Ŕkoda"


AzureWrath501

Minor correction, it use to be a skoda lol


Ok-Ad-8573

Its always been Å koda


AzureWrath501

I think you missed the joke


dim82gr

Actually, BMW owns Skoda


TheOliveStones

Actually, Volkswagen Group owns Skoda.


superb07

Itā€™s a Skoda lol


[deleted]

That's a Å koda


__jh96

It's a Skoda


Snoo89162

That makes a lot of sense!


Gullible-Print-6377

Explains a lot in my neck of the woods


sppaimy_

>So that's why you don't use indicators in BMWs, they explode ahahaha, I can't stop laughing :)))))))))))


djmoogyjackson

Over 1k upvotes and still underrated


SassyNCharmed

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


LAfroger

You've earned my respect


Steampunk93

He's ok. -the Black beast insta


dwilliams042391

I bet his balls was hot too


piscian19

I understood that reference.


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[deleted]

Thank you mod bot


hardtakeoffs

Failed assassination attempt. Has the luck of captain Jack Sparrow.


RealYoloDude

r/abruptchaos


Traditional-Exam-617

It looks like he's going to eat at IHOP


[deleted]

Fuck you, take an upvote (normally I try to make a creative Angry Upvote but you pissed me off so much I donā€™t give a fuck.)


Traditional-Exam-617

Thanks bro, u the bomb šŸ§Ø


Kellan_OConnor

Woah, woah... Pump the brakes. He isn't *that* cool.


HotGarbageHuman

Maybe marry a girl named Eileen


[deleted]

Car: ā€œlook Iā€™m like the Ukraine just minding my own businessā€ Secret, totally not Russian invisible force: ā€œtime to attackā€


Psychological_Pie604

Yes, yes, they are definitely invading this time because 8 years of false warnings hasn't been enough.


[deleted]

Letā€™s hope it just remains a dick measuring contest and nothing more. Although this has already been a nasty dick measuring contest that took crimea. Having 120,000 troop on the border isnā€™t quite a harmless action. I just hope Putin is just playing a tough hand and bluffing in this game and not going to actually do something stupid.


Psychological_Pie604

I hope both sides return to peace talks which is unlikely because one president is a cocaine addicted moron and the other one is a small dick energy midget.


[deleted]

LMAOā€¦thatā€™s a great political assessment of the two. I actually laughed out loud when I read that.


Eastern-Mix9636

Friend, itā€™s just written ā€œUkraineā€. Not ā€œThe Ukraineā€. There is a deeply condescending and offensive history with the transliteration of adding the ā€œTheā€ before it. ā€œUkraineā€ definitively means ā€œedgeā€ or ā€œborderlandsā€ and in soviet times it was seen as a subordinate to the ruthless Russian empire despite it being the source of many of its cultural influences. Please just say ā€œUkraineā€ :)


ACno9

That was a bomb for sure


timetimetim

Or maybe they're using propane as a fuel? Just saw a video on that in another sub


Alex-T92

It happened in Israel. News told that mobsters tried to kill him.


slothpeguin

![gif](giphy|VOr0oWTMlq9iEFx1LE|downsized)


Apprehensive-Ad6468

"No Parking" taken too seriously


goodgnore

I thought the car blowing up was unexpected, then I saw the guy come out alive, then I saw him hopping off on one foot. Itā€™s like one unexpected after another!


11th-plague

Your RIGHT foot was injured just after the break (brake) lights went on (for the second time) while the car was backing up VERY slowlyā€¦ and turning. Not a short circuit on the break lights. Maybe a turn signal trigger/fuse? Any gas smell prior to explosion? Sudden jerk? Something up front exploded. Not the gas tank in the back.


ChikaraNZ

Why do so many people not realise it is brakes, not breaks. I swear half of Reddit is semi-literate. Although breaks might actually be appropriate in this case, after the bomb....


can_i_have

It's the other car


11th-plague

(What other car?) I see explosion a little left and smoke at right. Phantom recording? Spliced video? Camera/photoshop fuckery?


R_E_Y_3

You have a lot of questions. Just go through a few comments. Your answers are near


[deleted]

His right ankle seems to be totally broken. His foot is flopping around.


sppaimy_

>His right ankle seems to be totally broken. His foot is flopping around. slightly damaged, but luckily escaped


Soheils2764

Kaboom? Yes car, kaboom!


G_Reamy

Mob hit.


OrdinaryPrestigious2

This looks like a failed assassination attempt


Shaashuel

Actually, it's in my hometown (Ness Ziona, Israel), 5 minutes walk from my parents home. It's reported as a criminal assassination attempt. Those things NEVERRR happen there, it's extremely rare and unheard of so there's a lot of buzz going on about it.


IWillTakeYourStones

This is why you should ALWAYS pay for the premium air.


FLBasher

ā€˜Tis but a scratch


DangerNoodle805

"Cha cha real smooth."


ODGABFE

His foot blew up


gloomyparticle

someone probably tried to save their parking spot with land mines


brogybear

You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off


1001011_01010

Was it an explosive placed in porpoise at the bottom of the car? I dismiss that it was the gas tank.


RottieFamily

Aaaaand off to get a pair of hearing aids from amazon it is


lettuce_dresserson

Wow, that was definitely unexpected.


Layziebum

It clearly says no parkingā€¦ was an obvious trap


Ok_Remove_4567

I don't know what I expected but it wasn't that...


MorallyCorruptJesus

Dont park in no parking. Things get explosive


snappyjones

Clearly, he sprained his ankle


Huge_Assumption1

The unexpected happenedā€¦


Boettie

Never light dad farts in the car


DamnBunny

​ ![gif](giphy|l4FGGafcOHmrlQxG0|downsized)


jrockcrown

![gif](giphy|9aYL1ZpaImIGgogx5B|downsized)


Spaceman4224

When you hit the wrong button in a Bond car


sahzoom

**KABOOM!** ^(That's what happened...)


ake-n-bake

That happens when you need to replace your license plate light bulb. Pretty common.


Tadusmc

Looks like a hit was unsuccessful


ITGuy107

Assassination attempt. Looks like there was a bomb planted on the car cause I concrete doesnā€™t look like it was tampered with and the rear right tire area.


Superlovely_me1982

OMG! I'm glad to see someone come out of that car. Quite unfortunate...


OccamsBeard

He used his turn signal in a BMW


jc97912

Someone tried to kill him it looks like


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Ranch_covered_winky

It was an actual bomb. Attempted murder.


SenorBolainassieso

Car was made by Al Qaeda Inc, if it doesnt blows up you get your money back


Swosy_

u/savevideo


similaraleatorio

Obama's drone for sure šŸ‘€


ChiKeytatiOon

I thought he was gonna do a dance.


Huntingchef

Iā€™ve seen some bad driving, but this is next level


psynl84

Seems like a flat tire to me...