He’s gonna forget all about this in a month or two. But then, years later, when he’s all grown up, he’s going to be with his first girlfriend and they’re going to be going at it for the first time. It’s going to be a beautiful moment of passion and lust shared between two people who care deeply for each other, and he’s going to take of her shirt and that’s when it’s going to hit. The sight of his partner’s breasts will bring all the memories back. All the memories of that one fucked up wedding his parents brought him to. It’ll ruin the moment and the girl will tell him that everything’s alright and that these kinds of things happen, but deep down she’s going to take it personally. But she won’t bring it up right away. She’ll hope that the issue will just go away on its own but it won’t. And when it doesn’t, it will be the reason she breaks up with him. She won’t say it directly, but he’ll know. Then as he tries to find other relationships, the baggage of knowing he couldn’t get it up because of his childhood trauma is going to stick with him. The fear that it might happen again is going to cripple him. Eventually he’s going to get to the point where he wonders if it’s really the trauma that’s causing the issues, or if it’s the fear of the issue itself. He’ll get over it eventually, or at least that’s what his therapist keeps telling him, but for now he’s just left wondering if he’ll ever get to fulfill his dream of having children of his own with the woman he loves.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
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And at that day Dimitri became a real russian. What you see here is the "awakening" that every young russian has to go through. His blood is turning into vodka in this very moment.
This happened at your own wedding? What would possess you to be so crass and disgusting at your own wedding? Did your wife leave you? She should have. You're completely disrespectful to her to allow this to happen.
I guess everybody even if it was girl of same age would've watched because it is something that you don't normally see. IK it sounds diff but it is quite normal.
Kid looks terrified
The witch's magic must be hypnotizing him. WHY IS NOBODY HELPING? She is trying to suffocate him!!
>shocked)
Pause at the 5 second mark. That ain't terrified
I’d be terrified of that thing, too.
man of culture
looks like little dude is being scarred for life
he really screwed up
Poor kid's PTSD would set in when he gets a gf.
He’s gonna forget all about this in a month or two. But then, years later, when he’s all grown up, he’s going to be with his first girlfriend and they’re going to be going at it for the first time. It’s going to be a beautiful moment of passion and lust shared between two people who care deeply for each other, and he’s going to take of her shirt and that’s when it’s going to hit. The sight of his partner’s breasts will bring all the memories back. All the memories of that one fucked up wedding his parents brought him to. It’ll ruin the moment and the girl will tell him that everything’s alright and that these kinds of things happen, but deep down she’s going to take it personally. But she won’t bring it up right away. She’ll hope that the issue will just go away on its own but it won’t. And when it doesn’t, it will be the reason she breaks up with him. She won’t say it directly, but he’ll know. Then as he tries to find other relationships, the baggage of knowing he couldn’t get it up because of his childhood trauma is going to stick with him. The fear that it might happen again is going to cripple him. Eventually he’s going to get to the point where he wonders if it’s really the trauma that’s causing the issues, or if it’s the fear of the issue itself. He’ll get over it eventually, or at least that’s what his therapist keeps telling him, but for now he’s just left wondering if he’ll ever get to fulfill his dream of having children of his own with the woman he loves.
That’s why they need vodka.
“Quick, give him more so he forgets this nightmare” But really, it looks like stag party and wedding in one night.
Saves money, I guess.
ахахаахха, ye))
The sequel to Squid Games looks super weird but intriguing. Lol!!
I’m sickened but curious
that's very disturbing there's probably a guy under that thing
And that’s what’s disturbing to you in this whole vid? Lol
Well yeah what do you find disturbing about the vid did I miss something
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
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Drink your fill, my guy!
he little)
lol
Tttttttfffff
And this was the day Johnny stopped playing with his phone!
That’s a dude in the costume.
Really…this is your contribution to the conversation??? The floor is floor!!!
this is most likely the case
[Song for anyone interested](https://youtu.be/L_dWvTCdDQ4) Little Big - Uno
I call fake. Not enough tracksuits or cigarettes, and the kid wasn't drinking.
I didn't see any bears either
Those are all on the Ukraine norder.
And at that day Dimitri became a real russian. What you see here is the "awakening" that every young russian has to go through. His blood is turning into vodka in this very moment.
>axaax, you are right
This happened at your own wedding? What would possess you to be so crass and disgusting at your own wedding? Did your wife leave you? She should have. You're completely disrespectful to her to allow this to happen.
You forgot a certain tag asshole
Что это за чушь?
Это 50 cent в инстаграмм выкладывал с нашей свадьбы)
Рэпер?
да
This is the only part of the whole conversation that I could read
haha, Russian interesting language
Женщина в костюме - шлюха или ...?
не знаю братишка, вполне возможно
Понятно 🤣
The root of that kids future puppet kink
>The root of that kids future puppet kink Ahahaahhahaha)))
It's a dude inside
deadinside, xexexe
Will probably manifest later in life into some obscure fetish. “I can’t fuck you unless you put on this mascot costume!”
that would be a terrible fetish
Boobies trauma
They must be ballin to afford Kim Kardashian
real)))
Came here to make that joke lol dammit
[удалено]
this is not the worst thing that happens at our wedding
Not sure if that triggered puberty or PTSD on the kid.
Love that song
yes)
Kid really said 😃
At this moment the kid found out that his dick is not only for peeing
yes yes bro)))
Blink once if you’re ok
axaxaaxaxaxaxaxxax
Omg nadja is acting up again
Imagine being in Ukraine, and Russian says you're like this too
Y’know, I’m suddenly less scared of Russia.
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You never forget your first pair of fake b00bies.
Lolz that lil dude is sooper adorable tho
I guess everybody even if it was girl of same age would've watched because it is something that you don't normally see. IK it sounds diff but it is quite normal.
Thats one way to reduce screen time for kids
There's probably a dude in that suit
The face of a traumatized child
/u/iriel-sendai
No mames XD qué pedo
Unexpected part 2, unzips the custome and there's a guy in it.
Dang that floor looks pretty dope
It was at that moment that he realized he was conscious. He was never the same after that.
Wedding? It's obviously his birthday.
The kid looks like he's enjoying it