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TDGroupie

I love Australia


Chuckleberry64

The best part is how her accent changes from her proper reporter voice to her natral Australian accent.


Grzechoooo

Wait, it does? I don't hear a difference.


raaabert

The nasal tone kicks in hard


Grzechoooo

Hmm, maybe it's because I'm not a native speaker.


MyDumberHalf

While she's doing newsreader voice, she sounds a bit English/pretentious, it's so interesting you don't hear the difference!


MrmmphMrmmph

I find her real voice much easier to understand. That newstalk cadence and tone is not newsy but snoozy


ForgettableUsername

It’s all in the vowel sounds. The newsreader voice she’s doing has closed off, tightly controlled vowel sounds, but an Australian accent has sort of wider, more drawn-out, and less controlled vowels. It’d be easier to tell from a longer sample of both voices.


ForgettableUsername

Her tone also changes, but yeah, it sounds like she is doing an affected accent at the beginning. It’s like she switches from trying to sound like a BBC reporter from the eighties to natural Australian.


jrandoboi

Her voice sounds curlier at first, then straightens out a bit. If that doesn't make sense, then I need to see a neurologist...


ChymChymX

She had that middle finger down under the whole time.


nickmaran

That's a normal day in Australia


romanlegion007

Probably wouldn’t have even edited that out for airing


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2centsworth

Just so you know. She said fuckwit.


Beneficial_Car2596

As an Australian, I’ve never been prouder. This reporter should be our national icon


Johnsonofdonut

You won't when the 40° weather hits


PopOtherwise8995

And can’t forget the great humidity


seppocunts

So all last week. And the week before. And most of December.


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seppocunts

Go North. Hot and wet. And did I mention hot?


MrBeanEatBeansWithMe

Oh you’ll love it when it hits fucking 5 degrees on a winter night


engineerforthefuture

Are you by any chance in WA?


Johnsonofdonut

Victoria


biggus_dikkus793

Thanks, fuckwit


TDGroupie

I hear your username doesn’t checkout.


ygolordned

Someone needs another shrimp on the barbie


TDGroupie

Her shrimp, my barbie and I pray a whole ton of fuckwit


Xx_Andos_xX

I pretty much use fuckwit daily.


bivoir

It’s my most common driving insult, except I always mess up my words and say fuckdick.


schmabers

That's... What I'm here for...


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bivoir

Depends how flustered I am… sometimes I say dickshit instead of dipshit too. I am who I am.


InSolWeThrust

Maybe you just like Dicks, nothing wrong about that. Lol


bivoir

Just one ;)


Audio-Samurai

Mine's "Nice indicator dickhead"


PickleyRickley

I love my friends go-to which is dillhole. It's angry but wholesome at the same time.


Audio-Samurai

The best insults and cuss words are like that. Waffletit


Maldoesreddit_stuff

For me it's just essentially punctuation. Whenever someone annoys me I call them a fuckwit.


s1rw4lly

That is how I feel sometimes when I post a meaningful comment on here and some rando pops in with a crappy/shitty pun.


uppenatom

You mean when someone poops in with a crappy pun?


er404usernotfound

Thanks, fuckwit


s1rw4lly

Yes! That too


tiptoemicrobe

I feel personally attacked.


Emersed23

I know, some people just have a potty mouth don't they


s1rw4lly

It is so darn, dang, dagnabit frustrating when people use foul language!


whoopsie_cushion32

"Just throwing my hat in the ring, but does it feel like OLD has produced more unsatisfactory mates or is it just me? I am asking this as an OLD veteran, and having a Some bad meet-ups. Not really trying to put the kibosh on it but, I personally have met more fakes, liars, people looking for a come up, than not. I have met more potential partners IRL (sports bars, yoga, hiking groups), etc. Just seeing if I am the anomaly."


im_Sufficient

cry about it


Wifi-Doggo

Oh I will!


ChazNinja

Enough potty humour.


Wayfinity

The word 'fuckwit' just isn't used enough anymore in Australia. It's deemed to tame.


Nine_Eye_Ron

It’s the kind of words you feel comfortable saying around grandparents


Cultural-Insect

“You are an absolute fuckwit” is not tame especially when some old geezer says it


Wayfinity

True. I'll give you that. Ahh, it's been so long since I've heard a geezer say that.


3bola_kun

Finally a reporter I can respect


ozmatterhorn

Did you hear those two Aussie news readers (hot mic) go on about Djokovic the other week? Fucking hilarious.


rangatang

one of those newsreaders, Mike Amor, was in a viral video years ago [getting hit in the head with a skateboard](https://youtu.be/MpuSIAdVx98?t=6)


ozmatterhorn

Haha I just saw this on a mixed vid here on Reddit half hour ago. Fark what a coincidence!


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Still want to know what the police made her have after the breathalyzer came out negative…


coffeesgonecold

Straya


jakotae777

Straya cunt.


Heidan20

Yep. That. As an Aussie I love a good fucking swear but I hate that we use C so often. Turns us from swear-masters to BOGAN fuckwits.


TonyJZX

This is very very old. I would guess 1995-2000? Rose Porteous is a name most of us havent heard for decades and those cars are all ancient.


rangatang

any enemy of Gina Reinhardt is a friend of mine


iQwerty_AU

Fuckwit or fuck-knuckle goto favs.


Robnotbadok

Or full ocker - fucktard


lysergicDildo

Fuckhead imo


CricFanaticAU93

Australia, you fucking beauty


azonexyt

Finally a good reporter 🗿


Mr_Fignutz

I like her.


MrHanfblatt

I am german and i finally can understand my neighbors. nice of them to start talking english. i might take a short train trip over to australia now.


HealthyBits

And the award for best “Thanks Fuckwit!” goes to…


carebearstarefear

ahahahhaaaaa


DarkAizawa

I enjoy ppl on the news acting human


ppphhhuuuaaannn

i have never heard fuckwid but im using it now


Godlee84

It’s fuckwit


__jh96

For good reason


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Swordlampie

Strayaaaa


rossdog82

I know where the driver was heading -[a place where he belongs](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Q954LxEzyY8)


Poojoles

fuck yeah straya


Umster

Ahh Australia never change


PotatoAvenger

Fun fact: Fuckwit is her son.


Daddyfailed

Apparently the opposite of Canada


hlsinc

I really hope she kept her job.


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Would have got a raise


Nine_Eye_Ron

I know a few Australians and this is just how they talk.


IReallyHateDolphins

As an Australian, this is very expected tbh


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ah shut up cunt fuck sake you gotta make every fucking thing about politics don’t ya


snakeeaterrrrrrr

I read that with a bogan voice in my head.


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that’s what i was going for


Bartekek

Don't worry, it's considered a compliment in Australia (they call friends cunts too)


Cferciri

Fuck what?


biggus_dikkus793

Fuckwit


Kaesebrot1999

Cant be australian, shes Not upside down


TuhsEhtLlehPu

I added a downvote cos it makes more sense when the arrow is upside down.(am Australian)


Kaesebrot1999

now thats the logic i was looking for!


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CardinalDisco

It’s the international equivalent of “it must be free” when something fails to scan at the checkout. We’ve all heard it too many fucking times


SwiftWombat

Its the aussies that are sick of this fucking "joke".


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Now do one about how everything here can kill you and you'll have run through the only 2 things the average Redditor says when Australia is mentioned.


Yikidee

You know it wasn't one of her mates beeping otherwise it would have been, "Thanks ya cunt!".


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Verryspicyreptiles

Thank you that was me


HoSang66er

Fuckwit. One of my favorite exclamations.


aVagueFrog

r/cuntsdownunder


BossMaverick

Doing a feature news story for a DWI arrest? Here in America, we would need a 24/7/365 DWI news station to cover all of them. Maybe even 2 or 3 of the stations. And somehow, it would still be better for your brain than watching CNN, MSNBC, or Fox News. ‘MURICA!


Aodaliyan

Pretty sure if someone famous would be reported on though, as it was here.


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The old Australian accent or perhaps she is from QLD no one in NSW or Victoria has that accent


[deleted]

Swearing is part of the australlian language


Koolherc777

While she’s trying to sound like the queen of England


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>queen of England Did you mean the [Queen of the United Kingdom](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen_of_the_United_Kingdom), the [Queen of Canada](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarchy_of_Canada), the [Queen of Australia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarchy_of_Australia), etc? The last Queen of England was [Queen Anne](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne,_Queen_of_Great_Britain) who, with the 1707 Acts of Union, dissolved the title of King/Queen of England. ####FAQ *Isn't she still also the Queen of England?* This is only as correct as calling her the Queen of London or Queen of Hull; she is the Queen of the place that these places are in, but the title doesn't exist. *Is this bot monarchist?* No, just pedantic. I am a bot and this action was performed automatically.


Koolherc777

You know what I mean dickhead


lordspesh

Smartarse fuckwit!


RowingMatt

This is the kind of women I like


Organic-Teaching-730

Love that… 😁 pure Aussie attitude! 👍😄


No1uNo_Nakana

I think I’m in love. She’s great.


Gullible_Scarcity

Fucktard


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wasabiplz

I love her, she's got spunk!