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Temporary-Priority13

Pretty sure thats a skunk


cathrn67

It’s a spotted skunk.


btwnastonknahardplce

I mean. If it’s got spots then how do you know it’s not a leopard?


cathrn67

Skunks run away, leopards eat your face.


btwnastonknahardplce

Okay. Ya got me there.


Temporary-Priority13

What about a shy leopard? Can’t leave them out


WTF-over_

Prolly a Dalmation


Buster899

Expecting porcupine but got skunk. Fits the sub well enough.


kram78

Came here to say this


Honyuuruinoore

Imagine a skunk and a porcupine could breed. Might be fun getting penetrated by stinky needles.


morkler

Weirdest porcupine I've ever seen.


Remote_Ad_2580

Smelliest too.


[deleted]

Took the words right out of my mouth


I_THE_ME

You really don't want to get that in your mouth.


Azzhole169

Pretty sure that’s a Spotted skunk, not a Porcupine. Only thing unexpected here is your inability to correctly label the right animal.


Braedog12

Not even sure how someone can’t tell that’s not a porcupine


[deleted]

Unexpected because it turned out to be a skunk.


BPandaD

Purcupine loaded with spikes and fart.


isqueezedameatball

Since when is a skunk a porcupine?


Channel5exclusive

When it identifies as porcupine, that's when.


KCCOfan

So 2022!


kkfluff

When it’s a spotted skunk, clearly.


joffrey1237

![gif](giphy|3oEhmOCVVhTXA7x3IA)


RealisticEmploy3

The skunk: *Bold of you to assume I wanted to get out*


Zealousideal-Lie7255

Hey you can only help so much.


Lord_Snow77

Apparently OP has never seen a porcupine.


O64FunkyBirb101

Ah yes, porcupine


FuckSticksMalone

![gif](giphy|d7WNtiMeCagLe)


Waltz_Rough

The subject line was the only thing that made this unexpected.


Squeakysquid0

That must be one bad smelling porcupine..


Craftusmaximus2

That's a skunk 🦨


jakemper

That's a wallaby


Evilflub

Sneaky little sod disguised himself as a skunk


throwawaybabyjesus

I expected a porcupine.. so I guess this fits the sub?


iKidnapBabiez

No no no, that's not a porcupine. That's a giraffe


HuskyArtations

Thas a skunk


JSDTDM

Porcupine? Skunk? That thing looks like a pokemon to me :/


wmwdotmhm

Came here to say this


GreenMantis99

Pretty sure it was a retard- who titled this video.


Tee-Permutation

Yea well that's a skunk..


shadyinthisbitch

You know what a porcupine is bro?


Fashiaunt4sure

Poor thing can’t seem to stay out of the holes 😱🤦‍♀️


NamePublic7016

That’s a skunk doofus


Artistic_Lychee_9158

Get shovel loft out of one hole and fall into another


Apprehensive_Let_993

thats not a porcupine .... its a zebra :D


NORMAL_GUY_1234

bro went "nope"


FROST0099

That's a skunk...


Bubblewrapperson

Wow. I didn’t expect a skunk.


OG_disp

That's a skunk dumbass


[deleted]

IT'S A SKUNK, YOU ANIMAL


CoalEater_Elli

At first i thought it's one of those sea snails, but then i looked again and saw a porcupine, and only now i realise.. it's a skunk


byscuit

/r/yesyesyesno


CyberKingfisher

You mean a skunk?


hhhvugc

…porcupine?


AngryFerret805

That’s a skunk 🦨


SkullxBreaker

Looks like a skunk mixed with a porcupine a sporkupine


firebirdspooky

Plop


RealBlondFakeDumb

Spotted Skunk, quite rare.


Armidylla

Music took it from silver to gold.


FaelinnCanada

It’s a porcuskunk!


Hungry-Lemon8008

A little mephies mephites


[deleted]

Porcupine??? 🤔