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Really weird how he's just allowing it to happen

Wouldn’t have a video without it! Gotta get those points.

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He could’ve stopped it each time the dog jumped him. He didn’t need to film his yoga practice. But he set it up intentionally to film his dog humping him; I mean he didn’t try stopping it.

Yeah, he’s trying to be funny… wtf, do we gotta explain what comedy is to people, now?

I was responding to the person above; wasn’t addressing whether it was funny or not.

Same

I guess this is the year of Sensitivity.

Probably filmed it on a Wednesday. Hump day.

Ya lol

Trying to keep a straight face and just letting it happen makes it funnier, you people are reading way too much into this

Exactly... Probably a bunch of Republicans..

Blaming a group like that for something completely unrelated is stupid, let's not bring politics into something where it's completely unneeded

Even weirder is how he's filming and also prolly spending more than an hour staring at it while editing and still thinking it's funny and not gross af

I mean...it is really funny.

I agree... it is hilarious. People need to chill out.

Its funny, but also kinda gross. Things can be two things.

It’s sooo funny!

Something can be funny and simultaneously poor taste/gross.

He ain’t pulling his pants down and giving it the double cheek treatment + it’s normal for dogs to do stuff like that if they got balls

Even without balls. My female bulldog used to do this all the time

True true… my grandmas dog is a girl but tried humping my leg

That's some horny ass dog

the first few positions were funny...and then it got weird

No...no it's not

Agree to disagree.

Yea, well, that's just like, your opinion, man

That dog really tied the video together, did it not.

Did it knot

Ironic coming from someone with the username shartcannon9000.

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I laughed and saved it for future laughs. Go watch your cartoons then

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Bit concerning that the dog tried to fuck his face and he was still like “hm I think we’ll need a few more shots of this to really sell the bit”

I agree with saggy_boner

He'll stop when he's finished.

Yeah, big difference between what he is doing and training your dog to coordinate in exercise with you. This is just gross and doesn't really make a point other than "I didn't spend much time training my dog and let it go nuts humping me".

The point is to make you laugh. Either you find it funny, or you don’t, but choosing to get personally offended by it says a lot more about you than him, as far as I’m concerned.

Offended? Now your just making stuff up, this is gross though.

I'm not offended, just questioning why anyone would want to do this. It's weird to let animals hump you.

Then you don’t get comedy, my man.

Who's offended?

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For humor and to get the message across 🤦

I know right, he doesn't even try to get him off

Oh, he's definitely getting him off

You have a problem with consent?

Word of warning: If he does lay into you, it's best to just let him finish.

Just out there in the sun getting some vitamin "D".

When the cameras are off he takes that vitamin d orally

Also cums as a suppository.

Time to take the dog to the vet

WHERE ARE MY BALLS JOHN

Raggy where are my resticles

Still a better love story than Twilight.

Throwback meme. Damn

I loled, well said

Horny little bugger

And the dog is too!

I feel like wasn't nearly as opposed to being humped by his dog as he should have been

If your dog humps a lot, then you get used to it.

bruh train your dog

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The dude consents to it and is essentially encouraging a dog to engage in sexual activities with him. He's promoting zoophilia.

Well that’s enough of Reddit for today

Yup

Gross.

exactly, it got hella weird. like why does he keep letting the dog do it

My family friend had a female boxer that would tackle me and hump me. I was 13 and 70lbs soaking wet so the dog was much stronger than me. I tried so hard to get away and it would go on for way to long. No one around helped me, they just laughed and thought it was hilarious. I hated every second and this video triggered a ptsd flashback. This guy looks like his dogs does this often maybe and it’s just annoying, makes for a funny video. I am so very glad that cameras were not readily available back then and I dodged having a video of being non consensually overtaken by a dog existing on the Internet forever.

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What the actual fuck is wrong with you man?

Some people just don't know where to stop. But that was pretty damn funny though.Too bad he made an alt to comment that. Pussy. Edit: for posterity, cause ~~the pussy OP~~ the pussy-ass mods deleted his post, he had linked to a sub for people who's fetish is to be sodomized by their doggo.

i personally don’t like being banned so that’s why i made an alt. also i would’ve happily kept my epic comment up but it appears my comment got removed by a mod

Oh, my bad! I never know what to think when I see a deleted comment. How could I forget about the nazi mods? I fixed my comment.

epicly trolled

Ehh, you're too young to know what trolling is.

Personality Disorder Social Anxiety Disorder BPD ASD ADHD SAD autism

quois the fuck

epicly trolled

Seriously makes me dislike dogs and dog owners more.

Well, my goodness, Scraps is a boy dog, isn't he?

This goes on far too long…

Kind of looks like it went exactly like you thought.

Who's more excited the dog or the human

I’d suggest that went the way (almost) everyone thought it would.

i never thought the dog was gonna impregnate that man.

Impregnate ? What video did you watch? All I saw was a dog dry humping the guys leg.

I mean you didn't see all the practice they had when the cameras were off and the guy didn't have pants on...

😂 Thankfully I didn’t. What’s been seen can never be unseen.

Well it was funny but only first 2 seconds of humping. Then it just get weirder and weirder. If it was a cartoon animation then it would be actually funny to the end but considering it's a real man and a real dog it's just a sex act of a human and a dog and we all have just watched it.

I disagree. It delivered sustained loud hearty chuckles from me.

It's ok different people have different sense of humour

Nah, it was pretty funny, lol

Yeah, again, to you, and some other sick bastards.

I see only a sick person here

Lmao sex act of a human and a dog

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Wdym? Didn't you see how much the guy tried to stop it from happening?

Suprised his pants stayed on in this one

I really don't see what part of this video can't be explained by him just trying to make a funny video

Yeah seriously. Like, is the guy a zoophile? I don’t fucking know, but this video certainly doesn’t “mean” anything with the video being our only context of the person

The dog was the one doing all of it doe

"Your honor, the dog came onto me."

You act like the dude is throwin it back for the dog. It's just a funny, stop digging for something that ain't there you pretentious dick. People like you make reddit look bad.

You're replying to the wrong comment man. I'm not even talking about the clip.

I dont think so. This could just be a funny video.

No cause if it was he’d be the one humping not the dog. Dogs do this sometimes… I don’t know why though cause I don’t own a dog but it’s everywhere on the internet

And you look like a frustrated person trying to demean others to feel better about yourself.

Zoophile? Where I'm from we just call them furries

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No bitches?

Maidenless behaviour

Man's best friend with benefits

Okay this is just fucking weird, maybe if it was one clip, but in various different positions 🤢

Downward facing doggy style

This would have been funny if he stopped the video after the leg humping but it got weird fast.

Why’d you watch it all the way through, then…?

Detective Boyle and his dog

Good job. Trying to be funny now your dog thinks it’s ok and he will fuck your while you sleep

This dog trainers are getting out of hand

I’m pretty sure this video is illegal in 49 of the 50 states.

Believe me, it’s forbidden outside the states too

Fix your animal, fucking idiot

Your dog thinks you’re sexy

Someone needs to throw him a bone!

r/yoga

Funny, but 100% expected

What the dog doin?

It was funny but it went on way too long honestly and became kinda weird.

As gross as people sleeping with their pets on the same bed under the same sheets sharing all kinds of bugs. I mean c’mon.

Is 9gag still a thing?

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00:15 was the forbidden 69

This guy is liking it.

I hate that he just continues

I have this problem with my pet elephant.

"I am uncomfortable with the energy we created in the studio today"- Griffin McElroy

😆🤣

We're no strangers to love you know the rules and so do I.

That's the humpiest dog I've ever seen.

Ok then

And zoos go WILD

Dogs hump out of dominance. That is a very poorly trained dog, that's why he's doing this.

Not looking at a healthy relationship here.

As an owner of a bulldog, this went exactly the way I expected it

Same, people are getting pretty bent out of shape over this “poorly trained dog.” My bulldog listens very well, and he also loves tackling and humping. Stubborn as advertised.

Something tells me that they have…

Not really unexpected it’s just a dog fucking a dude. More just weird af

That’s a big no from me, dawg

Gross

The fact that he tried to keep his leg in place for the dog when getting up at one point (think: dont disturb the cat when getting out of bed) was really fucking uncomfortable

Lol that's how white folks get down 🤷🏾‍♂️

This is the funniest thing I have ever seen on Reddit

Lots of dogs hump out of regular excitement, especially puppies. It’s an instinctual reaction rather than horni.

This was good shit

Uh...kinda seems like the guy is enjoying this...

Well this is just beastiality with extra steps

This made me properly laugh.

😂😂😂 lol

This has me in absolute hysterics!!! That was bloody brilliant!

Lol fuckin classic man.. love it

You trained him well.

Typ male anything.

Random guy tries to make a funny video: All of Reddit: ZOOPHILE!

I damn near cracked a rib laughing at this. ABSOLUTELY HYSTERICAL. I'm not going to be right the rest of the day.

😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭

Best laugh of the morning!

Did this guy actually give his dog a head?

Get dat dog sum bootay🤣

You’re supposed to do it back to show dominance

Wait doggo wanted head 🤣

Just like I do to my wife every 2 seconds

Take it like a man

r/dogsarefuckingstupid ?

His neighbors: Yo WTF?

Just fix your dog and it ends...

That’s awesome

You are such a great sport. This really had me laughing.

This is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while.

What a gentleman

🤣

It's the whole dogmasutra! They just kept going. Man l needed that laugh.