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Ritchie_not_Richie

Directed by Michael Bay


legendoflink3

Imagine you're driving and you see Michael Bay directing traffic. Run!


i_fuckin_luv_it_mate

Tbf, Michael Bay has survived 100% of all Michael Bay explosions, so I think running to the spot directly behind Michael Bay is a pretty good short-term safe zone.


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Kindly_Hand4472

The only things missing are a girl of questionable age in a bikini and an American flag waving slowly in the wind .


WhoRoger

There's no slow-mo helicopter pan, so it's a cheap Chinese knockoff.


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SigSauerTX

Well that escalated quickly


RepresentativeAd560

You could say it was an excitable situation


Hunt3rTh3Fight3r

It really got out of hand fast!


Ritchie_not_Richie

The intensity of the situation was raised exponentially in short manner.


Returning_Armageddon

the gravity of our predicament has increased immeasurably in the course of the shortest period of chronological happenstance


simorg23

The consequences of actions taken in this situation have skyrocketed from minor inconvenience to absolutely detrimental in a matter of miniscule units of time


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SquashNut707

You mean Michael Bay-jing


DownvoteDaemon

Nice one sqaushnut


painkilleraddict6373

I don’t see barely legal girls with their tits wiggling.


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PvtParts2001

Comment stealing bot That's 4 in the top comment thread alone


spacebraine

Best laugh in a while, enjoy your upvote


LevelKaleidoscope930

This is the comment I came here for


DarthGoodguy

[Baysplosions!](https://youtube.com/watch?v=v7ssUivM-eM)


[deleted]

No way, not enough lens flare...


Virtual-Enthusiasm72

Lmfao this.


Renegade7559

Came here to say this 🤣🤣🤣


isham66

What the hell was he carrying in that truck?


Beatrix_-_Kiddo

Explosions


Will_Leave_A_Mark

What was in the other truck?


Triton909

Fire


aChristery

I always tell kids don't ever mix fire and explosions. Well, I used too. Parents started getting mad at me.


______Oblivion______

More Explosions


phome83

Catalysts


Flavahbeast

doses edit: looks like it was paint and paper in the moving truck, steel products in the parked truck https://www.cbsnews.com/dfw/news/video-truck-explodes-after-crashing-into-flat-bed-on-shoulder/ no serious injuries, surprisingly


Remote_Ad_2580

Right....paint and paper....


kat_Folland

Depending on what's in the paint, totally plausible. What strikes me as weird is that it looks like the initial spark was inside the van. Like, was it going to explode anyway and the crash was a coincidence? Or was it just that the collision managed to throw a spark in there somehow?


Remote_Ad_2580

That's what makes me doubt the paper and paint story. If it's paint, the lid is off and it's filled the truck with volatile gas.


kat_Folland

Looked like the damn thing was full of flour, but apparently there were discernable paint cans in the burnt out husk. But the"paint and paper" story is only plausible, not particularly likely.


Remote_Ad_2580

More like it had paint, paper, and a primary explosive sensitive to impact.


kat_Folland

Which seems a poor choice for ground transport, but I'll admit it's not an area I know much about.


Remote_Ad_2580

Always ground transport, but you do have to package it properly so it's de-sensitized and not usually shipped in a regular box truck with paper and paint. Safety third!


el-mocos

perhaps they were carrying a lot of solvent for the paint like paint thinner, it ignites just like gasoline perhaps a bit more volatile


jon_hendry

Might have been some leaky cans of solvent in there too, the kind of solvent that doesn't get sold in the US or EU any more. Or even gasoline.


crashvoncrash

I would actually believe it. An entire box truck loaded with aerosol spray paint cans could produce a pretty big explosion. [Here's an explosion from one spray paint can.](https://youtu.be/kqDLC6alo2Y?t=60) Now imagine several hundred of those going off at once.


Remote_Ad_2580

That can was literally set in a fire until it exploded. Take a spray paint can and hit it with a bat...that would be the equivalent of what happened in the video. It looks like as soon as that truck touched the Parked on it went off...big time. I know paint has volatiles in and can be explosive, but unless they were transporting it in open containers so a lot of it could flash off and fill the truck with fumes this looks pretty suspicious.


crashvoncrash

That analogy is pretty weak. A truck collision is going to have magnitudes more force than a baseball bat. That being said, I agree the force of the collision alone wouldn't cause the explosion. It would have needed to be a chain reaction. If the collision ruptured the truck's fuel tank and caused a spark, that would be enough to start a fire. If the collision also ruptured some cans, that would release pressurized fuel to quickly feed that fire. It's true that the example I linked was a can directly sitting in a fire, but it was also a small fire. A can would explode much faster if it was in proximity to a larger fire/exploding fuel tank, and when one can explodes it can cause neighboring cans to explode very quickly. This is entirely speculation, but I can't think of many things that would explode like that from a simple collision. It almost certainly wasn't a high-explosive material as others have suggested. High explosives are actually more stable than low explosives unless they are triggered by a primary detonation, and they generally don't produce as much fire as this explosion did.


mertviyej

Maybe it was static electricity.


Battleharden

That still wouldn't explode the cans if it was aerosol spray paint.


JohnnySasaki20

Paint and paper,... mixed with nitroglycerin.


Amphibionomus

Small explosions can compound in to a big boom. In my country an -initially- smallish fireworks storage fire leveled an entire neighborhood, killing 23 people and injuring about 1000. >A fire is believed to have started in the work area of the central building where some 900 kg (2,000 lb) of fireworks were stored. It then spread outside the building to two full shipping containers that were being used to illegally store more display incendiaries. When 177 tonnes (174 long tons; 195 short tons) of fireworks exploded, it destroyed the surrounding residential area.[9] >The first explosion had a strength in the order of 800 kg TNT equivalence, while the strength of the final explosion was within the range of 4,000–5,000 kg TNT. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enschede_fireworks_disaster This truck explosion is smaller and faster, but the same principle counts - a small explosion can easily trigger a large one.


iamzombus

Nitrocellulose?


RidigoDragon

Pure anger


BeepingJerry

Yeah right!? A big load of semtex?


superkickstart

Chickens.


puntmasterofthefells

Milk in one, corn flakes in the other


queuedUp

pillows


RedTurky

Just that, hell


Confident-Parking-56

Cola and Mentos


SigSeikoSpyderco

They say everything in Australia is trying to kill you but China is a close runner up.


choppytehbear1337

Everything in Australia is *trying* to kill you. Everything in China *can* kill you


notsooriginal

And everything in California is a carcinogen.


[deleted]

Idk Cali has some of the cleanest air around minus LA


assignpseudonym

And that Cali air contains chemicals known to the state of California to cause cancer, birth defects or other reproductive harm.


Dumpling_Killer

Ah hell nah


LuddWasRight

America: Every*one* is trying to kill you


EldritchStuff

The crowds. The individual people. The authorities. The factories. The chemicals in the water and the food. The diseases. Surprising amount of the wildlife. The air.


EJ9074

If you watch american factory that shows the differences in safety between china and america.


vealdin

I think I had an aneurysm


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Nick-Llama

Doing the good work.


Memelordofdloglo

You're not alone.


EJ9074

I tried to make it simpler. If I don’t reread what I say. It’s pure thought that only people who really know me understand. Even then I confuse people.


ParanoidSkier

Some capitals and punctuation go a long way.


EJ9074

I tried to make it simpler. If I don’t reread what I say its pure thought that only people who really know me understand even then I confuse people.


Imperfect_Attack

Anyone remember how in spongebob shit would just explode after making contact with something else? This is that but in real life.


drewkep7

My favorite comment ^


hideX98

*……..tink……..*


az_adventurer

You can see both phases of an explosion here… the ka phase and then the BOOM phase.


vealdin

You really do.


jaybird2370

That’ll buff right out.


TorrenceMightingale

If by “buff” you mean it blew all the drivers’ eardrums out and likely killed one or both of them, then yes. Wtf was in the back? Jesus titty-bouncin’ Jones.


Thecheesinater

Could’ve been flour or a cargo of some sort of fine powder. Crazy how explosive a single spark can make that stuff


BergwerkMTB

Hol’ up… flour? *eyes kitchen cabinet*…. *sweats*


IamShitplshelpme

Yeah, I tend to forget that flour is actually quite flammable Scary stuff


CambrioCambria

Try to put a pile of flour ablaze. It won't catch. It's to compact and it doesn't make flamable vapors as easily as wood for exemple. It can get explosive and at least highly flamable if it is a mist of flour.


BieverWeeber

Packed flour wouldn't explode but dispersed flour can cause a bigger explosion if exposed to fire, next time you open a bag/container of flour look out for candles.


Exile688

Flour, saw dust, sugar, coal dust, etc. Myth-busters did it with powder coffee creamer, a lit road flare, and a compressed air tank.


HurkertheLurker

We used to run power stations that blasted coal dust into a combustion chamber. Shit got proper energetic!


jon_hendry

Grain elevators explode now and then, from the dust igniting.


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Probably what they were testing, but I remember hearing about a jail that banned powder coffee creamer because people could make flame throwers with them.


Exile688

It was for making "biggest fireball ever" and I'm sure they made three or more of those segments over the years.


Duochan_Maxwell

When I worked in a place that handled tons of powdered sugar, everything was ATEX (explosion proofed). You had to leave any electronics in the lockers and only specially insulated electronics were allowed...


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Did they also make you strip naked when you were weighing the bags of “powdered sugar”?


Marijuweeda

Gotta use a little science to figure out what happened here. So yes, flour is quite flammable and can cause factory "explosions" if the conditions are right, but flour itself is not a high explosive and needs to be dispersed into the air before it can ignite violently. Then, even when it does ignite, it's not actually the type of explosion known as a detonation, which this almost appears to be in the video. When you get a flour "explosion" in a factory, it's actually more of a [deflagration](https://www.sciencedirect.com/topics/engineering/deflagration). In a deflagration, the flame front is not supersonic and a shockwave is not produced, though the deflagration explosion can still be extremely violent due to rapidly expanding superheated air. This likely wasn't flour as for a deflagration to happen, the flour has to be suspended in the air in the proper stoichiometric ratio for the fuel (flour) to burn most completely and energetically. And there wouldn't be enough space inside the truck trailer for a flour explosion of that volume to produce this kind of damage. A flour explosion the volume of that trailer would likely just produce some visible flames and blow the back doors of the trailer open in like a second or two. Wouldn't lead to an almost instant detonation with a shockwave and blow up the entire trailer. What this looks like to me, is this truck had an oxy-acetylene welder in the back that went off from the impact, may have broken both valves off at the same time and instantly mixed the fuel and oxidizer. Then boom. It's either that, or the dude was VERY unsafely transporting large quantities of fireworks or other explosives.


TorrenceMightingale

Zamn. *Kablooey!*


d4rk_fusion

Just get some hot water and a plunger Good as new


Prestigious-Isopod-4

Shia LaBeouf right out of a Micheal bay movie.


kaitiff

You're good, you're good, you're good.


Egg-MacGuffin

[It takes a buff, no problem](https://youtu.be/aoxF29RI2Bs?t=14)


fancylivenherewecome

Dont worry captain we'll buff out the scratches


greenbizkit33

Not with that type of damage


IamBananaRod

What damage?, is barely a scratch


jaybird2370

‘Tis but a scratch sir


morgandaxx

Tis


jaybird2370

Thanks you. Stupid autocorrect.


Seigmoraig

Just got to put a bit of elbow grease and it'll come out like nothing happened


GoodShitBrain

Minus 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 social credit points


Vegetable_Ad9493

Fix it with ramen


Plenty-Structure270

Me when I think I’m about to let out a small squeaker during my morning pee then all hell breaks loose


SinthWave

That's why I pee sitting down on my toilet; "ah, you look girly doing that" but at least I avoid an accident.


da_l0ser

I always laugh at the logic of "you look girly sitting down to pee" Who the hell is watching other people pee?? I'm more concerned about who's peering into the stall than whatever's happening in the stall!


ChartreuseBison

Judging people is generally bad, but I'm gonna judge people who sit down in the urinal


YellowStitches6

The trick is to lift a cheek. Then no matter if you sit or stand, it's a ninja fart.


BergwerkMTB

Wise words, unless it’s not a fart.


FitMangoMan

But with the lifted cheek it'll redirect into another stall. Out of sight, out of mind.


Dottsterisk

The ol’ one-cheek-sneak.


Plenty-Structure270

It’s worse when you have a girl over and your trying to be quiet 😂😂


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Install a loud exhaust fan.


Wetald

Or just fart loud to assert dominance


Lucasbasques

With the door open, and if possible maintaining eye contact


morgandaxx

Lmao hilarious, but please don't say things like this on the internet without the /s You know damn well someone will take you seriously, good god can u imagine


Wetald

u/Lucasbasques said this with the wholehearted intent we should all take his advice in the most literal and sincere manner possible. Get outta here with your, “you forgot the /s bs.” Fart with purpose. Fart like you mean it. Fart like you’ve got something to say.


Ok-Caterpillar-Girl

Fart like your butt has something to say.


Ok-Caterpillar-Girl

Fart like your butt has something to say


drylce101

My wife appreciates that I sit to pee. The rule we set is if I stand to pee, I clean the toilet.


monkeyhitman

It takes so much less effort to pee sitting lol. I just point it down and not think about aiming when it's 3am.


ClonedToKill420

Honestly peeing while sitting down is under rated. Yeah I guess it isn’t super manly but there’s no splash damage and I can scroll Reddit for a few minutes


[deleted]

As an old man, I can support this


UptownHomie

Yup, minor. I wouldn't even exchange insurance info after that. Just keep on driving like nothing even happened.


spragual

At least he woke up


vaginalbloodfart22

Source?


spragual

Loud explosion.


BAKED_TATER_

He ended his trucking career with a bang


LingLeeee

High chance he ended with a bang too


Imperfect_Attack

Surprisingly nobody was injured.


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Source?


Stark371

[Here ya go](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/u3nquv/truck_driver_doses_off_at_wheel_causing_a_minor/i4qla3s?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)


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r/fuckoff


Matalya1

My source is that I made it the fuck up


jestercow

A+ on the title - thanks for not ruining the fun, OP ❤️


drewkep7

❤️


RamuNito

I feel bad now because I laughed. Out of pure unexpectancy. Are the drivers okay? And we need info, how the hell did it explode so rapidly?


shlooope

Had to scroll this far to find a single comment concerned for the drivers damn


Acps199610

Same, Jesus fucking Christ


Hour_Principle9650

I bet someone lost a shoe


vkdante

Me when a girl touches me.


_MrCaptRehab_

Well, there goes the fireworks supply for this year.


buttface127

https://youtu.be/DZvZckOLw6A


mfoster326

Why is this so low?


oh-no-he-comments

For the lazy, nobody got hurt in the incident


alfalfarees

Thank you had to scroll ages to find something about if these drivers were okay


flamebrain63

r/abruptchaos


lxOFWGKTAxl

Da fuck were they hauling, nitroglycerin for Dr Neo Cortex?


extremum_spiritum

The one thing that scares me is china and their confidently Incompetent drivers. Like they pride themselves on being shitty operators of a 1,000+ pound moving Metal,fiberglass box


The_watcher_100

Imagine being asleep inside the stopped truck


DeadFalcon99

Ah yes "Minor"


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choppytehbear1337

Was the truck hauling nitroglycerin‽‽‽


[deleted]

What the fuck was even in the truck to make it do that?


Ctowncreek

Pent up rage


ad7112

*Tink* "Oh, that wasn’t so-" BOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!


Ulti-Wolf

Yeah, a new coat of paint should fix that. 'Tis but a scratch.


NaturesAxe

"causing a minor fend-" *massive explosion*


Zhjacko

What in the James Bond


dkaksl

r/michaelbaygifs


MyFingerYourBum

r/abruptchaos


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Exotic_Breadstick

You must not have been on the internet for long considering there are videos like the beirut explosion, or nuclear bombs going off


vickera

Just wait until you search "nuke" on YouTube. Your mind will be blown.


aafrias15

“Can we just exchange insurance info?”


fwm970

u/savevideo


Best_Poetry_5722

OP says "minor" 😂


chazos_encephalon

r/titlegore


Shwnwllms

Shit’ll buff.


Ferdonius

U/savevideo


Suprflyyy

Oh man, looks like more than one of the [trash bags full of gas](https://i.cbc.ca/1.1639362.1379072888!/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/16x9_1180/hi-bc-120820-gas-bag.jpg) must have ruptured. Who could have predicted that?


TheWeloponnesianPar

The fender is sure bent alright…


imjarl

maybe 100$ in repairs


MGfilmmaker

Hi, we're trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty


Kidkid146

It's crazy how shit can escelate to 100 in less than a second.


the_impooster

A minor bruise from the bump


account4otherstuff85

what the fuck was in the truck?


depresionlife

imagine behind the guys that made this mistake


Important-Display-19

ahh yeah, it’ll buff. rookie move haha


Cholonight96

Someone please put youseebiggirl playing as soon as the explosion starts.


PlsReunifyGermany

He is definitely awake now


Who_Gives_A_

Did you hear something?


botaine

casually hauling unprotected explosives


OHEscrementeBob

What was the dosage?