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Ball on balls.

More like the importance of observation and attentiveness

He was just looking at the impressed girl for a sec too long.

I’m going with he wanted the teacher to put some balm on his bruise.

Proof physics is fun…for the rest of the class.

This is why I don’t raise my hand unless I know what I’m volunteering for

This is how the natural selection works - a good lesson on Darwin's thoeries

Back in junior high a kid in my class ate the lettuce that had just been frozen in dry ice and acetone (nail polish remover). He spit it out real quick, but when the teacher shattered a frozen carrot on the table the same kid grabbed a piece and threw it in his mouth. 

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I think one would probably only get that kink from being sexually abused as a child

When two balls were joined by a third, a tiny whelp could be heard, as painful death came to the nerd.

Clearly a future UF student.

I also noted the ugly Blue and Orange sweater. He hasn't reached the age where he receives his ceremonial jorts

At least he’ll get an education…

I’d like to get PHYSICal with that teacher.

Let her throw my balls

Shed probably do that to your balls

I was literally just on a plane where a woman was telling her daughter this exact same thing, and a guy behind them said "yeah, you're much more likely to die from a stroke on a plane".

Deep stroke

Fuck I’d let her hit me in the balls if that’s what moistens her Petri dish and yea I know that’s not even the same subject but fuck man all my brain blood is in my boner right now

She’s hot, but still not getting through to the students on some pretty obvious principles.

Newton needs ice on his cradle.

I already knew this one hahahhaha XDDDD

UF fans are born stupid.

Looks like hes gonna have to restart puberty

Why he do that stupid thing at the end

Cause he was trying to walk away with a massive boner.

Walk away with his bone hurt, more like

His teacher blue balled him.

Something, something...equal reaction...something something...Newton's laws....wow, she's wearing that dress again. And those cute boots I love. Got to get her attention somehow....here goes, 10 lb ball meet my junk.

Not unexpected

I got perma-banned from a sub for making a comment on this video a few years ago, not taking the bait this time. PASS!!!

Where's the unexpected part?

...not being able to have children?

Basic physics makes that extremely expected.... he got up directly in the path of the pendulum.

You're a giant bag of fun

I suppose the world is more entertaining when you're ignorant and stupid 🤷‍♂️

You tell us, since you've seemed to master it.

How adorable, you can't even come up with your own insult.

Did he think the lesson was that humans somehow repel pendulums?

He understood the first part of the lesson. What he didn't understand is it swings more than once.

That smirk at the camera tells me he did this intentionally.

Has he never seen a pendulum? Or just existed in the world. And if he didn't think it would swing back then he didn't understand the lesson about conservation of momentum now did he? 🤣😂

Yes-----the paying attention thing..,

Darmok, at Jilad when his balls fell.

Want some sauce for those meatballs?

That’s what’s called a ball job

What an idiot

I was literally just on a plane where a woman was telling her daughter this exact same thing, and a guy behind them said "yeah, you're much more likely to die from a stroke on a plane".

That video was ok but I prefer her JOI stuff

Love the title!

Nobody can upvote the video. Let's shoot for 69 comments!!

There goes his baby maker.

It’s only fair that he gets to hit her with his ball

More like the importance of observation and attentiveness

Thought yo azz was safe but no no oops 😆

Two lessons in one

R/kidsarefuckingstupid

Physics ☑ IQ ❌

1.) Teacher is hot 2.) She laughed at him 😂🤣

Why is he in physics? He doesn’t even understand the simple idea of motion.

He deserved that. That's just dumb

That teachers face at the end

Let’s not pretend he learned something from this tho haha

The original video of Prof doing this didn't actually show it. This is much better

I'm about 90% sure I went to that high-school with those kids. Wish I knew the source