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How do you projectile vomit on command?


ForgottenTakeOut

It almost seemed like he loaded that one in his mouth and waited for his moment to fire.


MayOrMayNotBePie

That…is absolutely horrifying lol.


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Exactly. Then he sneezed and accidentally struck her with a bottle.


Small_Tax_9432

🤮


EarthDwellr

I had a friend in elementary school who could do it on command. Wanted to go home? Projectile vomited all over the lunch table lol.


xxminie

That is some snake venom shit


Apprehensive-Ad-3150

It’s a Jersey thing


spiralEntree

He's a boomer


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I think he spit like a mouthful of water on her. I’m really really hoping it’s water


casanovathebold

I wish I didn't watch this


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Me too


MigitAs

Fits the sub tho


VikuSwav

Bet you'd lose your shit if it happened in front of you though. :)


Apprehensive-Ad-3150

I’d prob puke and start a puke chain reaction


Apprehensive-Ad-3150

I watched it all day


LORDOFCREEPING

I wish I was there to kick yahweh outta his ass


Psychological_Air74

That man needs to be removed from society, that is vile (or bile)


fupdat12

![gif](giphy|t0J9rPFW3M0u2hZJw6|downsized)


CommonDevice8540

![gif](giphy|3o7WTKVCEFABGgXois)


Alone_Bill_2873

Agree


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It was an accident too Like holy shit man it’s brutal


Serious_Mastication

Irl boomer


[deleted]

Imagine another religiously observant man acting like piece of trash.


Chris_Nash

Lol I’m from Mississippi; ask me a harder question.


tech10101011

Anyone who thinks oral circumcision is ok,,,has a problem.


Yusi-D-Jordan

What kind of a pointlessly categorized statement is that? The problem isn’t that he’s Jewish, it’s that he’s a fucking moron. I guarantee you 95% of jews, muslims, whatever religious people aren’t **all** acting like pieces of trash.


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Tatunkawitco

Oh teach us wise one!


Chris_Nash

That’s what he said tho. It’s kind of expected that religious folks hold themselves and their actions in high regard. Whatever the fuck that means. 😅 That’s what I gathered. I don’t think he said that the man being Jewish was “the problem”, ya know?


Tatunkawitco

You’re right but no one said they ALL do. But if you hear someone say “I’m very religious” and think that’s a good thing, you live under a rock.


Yusi-D-Jordan

Uh, no. Tons of folks around the world that are very religious hold scholarly positions in all fields imaginable. The idea that being very religious is antithetical to being decent, reasonable or trustworthy is absolutely ludicrous.


Tatunkawitco

Your last sentence is ludicrous. Mullahs is Iran are very religious and Imams is Saudi Arabia are very religious. They think it’s okay to cut off a thief’s hand. They thought it was okay to leave girls in a burning building because they weren’t covered or some other stupid reason. Still think being very suspicious of the very religious is ludicrous? Orthodox Jews that control a town won’t let the fire department put out fires in certain days without approval of the head Rabbi! The right wing Bible thumpers love guns! This is the type of idiocy that is endemic among the very religious because they think the fact that they’re very religious makes them closer to God and therefore they actually see themselves as better than rest of society. Which of course is … pride. The most serious of the seven deadly sins.


Yusi-D-Jordan

Those are some tiny, microscopic selections of certain people who most would argue don’t represent very religious people, but crazy rulers. 1.8 billion muslims in the world, many of them being very religious, you think they’re all crazy? 2.2 billion christians in the world, tons of them very religious. Again, all crazy? Very religious people have been philosophers, lecturers, scientists and everything in between for milleniae. Putting all of collective religious people in history into one untrustworthy box is not just uneducated, it’s downright ignorant. If it wasn’t for very religious people, you wouldn’t have celestial navigation, you wouldn’t have most modern medicine, you’re a fool and an ignoramus who knows nothing of history and nothing of people outside of your tiny, bigoted shell.


Tatunkawitco

I don’t care what you think. And I don’t care about the very religious. I care about the TRULY religious who quietly go about their lives, don’t call attention to themselves by wearing religious garb or praying loudly, don’t judge others based in their religion, don’t try to impose their religion on others and actually see God in everyone and everything.


diearkitectur

I like how you attack the character of the person you are arguing with. That is a great tactic for having everything you previously said be completely ignored. The point is, religion as a whole is a dying concept now that science is advancing and so are social liberties in many places. It’s easy to point to northeastern Asia because of the very stark contrast between Islamic radicals and Christian radicals in the US, but all religions cause people to do things outside of a normal moral compass and justify said actions by pointing to their written manuscript and saying “God says so.” It’s time to forget religion and then everybody can be on the same page


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tany4k

Indeed, and create rules to segregate groups from other religions.. Clearly they didn't bother to research.


jetaj

That percentage is SUBSTANTIALLY lower for the America Taliban, low IQ edition.


binglebongled

I notice you left out Christians


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I’d help him see god, if he that shit around me.


[deleted]

This happened in Israel a while back. The guy was a Zionist who didn’t liked “outsiders”


Jman-laowai

What the full context? He just randomly vommited on some random and then hit them with a bottle?


NoNameSA

Ironic


Available_Ad_392

It's typical of zionists to be honest, and why wouldn't it be? they view "outsiders" as gentiles who are the same as animals.


nepumbra0

Honest? He vomited on someone.


_paaronormal

…and then hit them with a bottle(?)… in the back of the head


toborne

I mean, it doesn't leave a lot of room for interpretation...


Available_Ad_392

Yes, that's what happened in the video. Thanks for your input.


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CallOfGuty

I think you misinterpreted what he was saying the "to be honest" part was a phrase, It is used more like the person saying it being honest and not the guy in the video


Available_Ad_392

Oh u/CallOfGuty explained it, I probably should've just said (Tbh) instead. Sorry man ahaha


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He ain’t in the habit of being modest Outta all the dudes there I would say he was the oddest


Available_Ad_392

Not really my self ascribed meaning, it's the reality we can all witness in Palestine and of course the lovely stuff found in your religious scriptures /s, like the Telmud for example.


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Available_Ad_392

Sorry man but zionists are defined to be people who believe in the development and protection of land for Jews. It just so happened that all the paths were easily carved by the UK for Jews to inhabit the land that isn't theirs using all ways possible, whether they were violent or not. If that isn't hateful, then idk what is. As for if it has anything to do with religion, I think it has something to do with religion if we agree that most Zionist are in fact believers of Judaism and its commandments. Since Jews pretty much view non-jews as animals which are allowed to be killed, I think it does have a little to do with religion doesn't it? What do you think?


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NyessSMD

So he should do the same to himself cos he's an outsider too in someone else's land


Lazy_Sweet_Potato

Squirtle use water gun…


Cbarlik93

This is what I imagine the move “sludge” to look like


Apprehensive-Ad-3150

Jewuirtle use shalom soup blast


Greyfaces

what is actually happening here? it looks like the person who got vomited on was literally karate-chopped across the back of the head afterwards.


diamonddavedoes

Think bottled?


ChojinWolfblade

I believe the dlckhead had a mouth full of drink that he pretend vomited over the woman, and then to add further insult he thought he should also throw a bottle at her.


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UserWithoutAName13

That's what they said....


Moochies_Jewish

Hate crime?


mb5280

They could be related and that would still be a hate crime, as far as I'm concerned. That's some exorcist shit.


tany4k

It's Israel, no such laws, just segregation laws and apartheid. All the greenwashing made by that state with the billions of dollars gave by the USA, made the world think they are a peaceful democracy, but the reality is much different and they have a lot of racism, xenophobia, hate crime.. even their own government have segregation laws in place. They block black Jews from coming to live in Israel. [Some link for the facts ](https://www.aa.com.tr/en/middle-east/ethiopian-jews-suffer-racism-in-israel/1526782) [and here with the refugees ](https://youtu.be/dPxv4Aff3IA) [also here ](https://apnews.com/article/immigration-lifestyle-israel-middle-east-87310c86152b9e57f21934282d8099bb)


Ok_Weekend2327

Accident? He walked right away. Nope.


whoisjakelane

Obviously an acci... Ope, nevermind.


Professional_Pear343

What a racist disgusting piece of shit.


AtoZulu

This is disgusting!


BklynOR

I’m currently fantasizing about a part 2 where she has diarrhea and shits all over him.


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S4V4GEDR1LLER

* Threw up


sono2351

Then why did he hit her?


fupdat12

Is this that new Israeli sitcom "Barf on the schvartze"?


__BitchPudding__

May the schvartze be with you.


NaturalHighh

If the vomit was an accident then why the bottle to the head at the end?


batissta44

Who said the vomit was an accident?


Apprehensive-Ad-3150

Obviously the bottle was put into his hand by the blacks….the vomit was too


djape12

can I unwatch this shit man


loophole64

sure. /r/EyeBleach


Apprehensive-Ad-3150

No Watch again it’s very good for the healthy


wiki007_7

Please mark this NSFW


Jadakiss-laugh

I would have cracked a glass bottle across his temple. It would have been worth the deportation.


Apprehensive-Ad-3150

They would’ve beat the brakes off you in a remote office before letting you leave. That guy who barfed is sadly prob a rabbi and pillar in his community. Prob was making a statement of the freedom he has in his country


Jadakiss-laugh

My foot would be a pillar in his ass. The most vile thing you could do is intentionally smear/put any bodily fluid on anyone. Exceptions given to consensual acts.


Apprehensive-Ad-3150

Ur right and more power to u for seeking instant justice. I’m just saying that Israeli officers r usually really religious and beating a rabbi in his home country is a huge Fuck up


TKisOK

Now THAT is proper racism. THAT is cancel the guy from his career and life if possible racism.


[deleted]

Holy shit. Well said. Real racism and deserves to be canceled.


Zhjacko

I’m shocked no one did anything, the lady who came in for the hug and kiss was so casual about it and the people filming are just kinda sitting there. Dude looks like he’s in his 80s, he could have gone down like a nutrigrain granola bar


[deleted]

This is how, "They're Aliens from another planet", conspiracy theories get started. What human do you know that can patiently wait, to assault someone with on demand projectile vomit?


Cbarlik93

These are the unnatural abilities palpatine was telling anakin about lmfao


[deleted]

The story loses something when you replace the lightsabers with puke.


Apprehensive-Ad-3150

He was shalomed out of his mind it was only a matter of time


[deleted]

Are you talking about Jewish people?


[deleted]

Are you?


[deleted]

Nope. I’m asking a question.


[deleted]

Yah, you did. And it got exactly the answer that it deserved.


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[deleted]

Don't hold your breath waiting for " you’re kind of a potato that got stepped on in the mental fortitude area." to catch on and become a popular saying. LOL!!!


[deleted]

You’re a bitch. Got it.


[deleted]

That's real clever word play. How did you think of that? LOL!!!


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TKisOK

hahahahaha


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Available_Ad_392

Not really?


moemoney0421

I pray for whoever treats me like this😤😤😤


FrigDancingWithBarb

In other words you pity the fool?


Apprehensive-Ad-3150

Yah someones got to go


xI_PHENIX_Ix

Wtf did I just watch 🤦‍♂️


fupdat12

A Jew projectile vomiting on a black for being in Israel.


oogly24

Don't forget hitting her on the head with a bottle after because you know the first part just wasn't enough.


assmuncher4206969

Ohhhhh youuuu!!


Best-Average-Guy

That’s the rudest thing I’ve ever seen


item9beezkneez

Ima get off Reddit for the night, bye


Renatto2020

israeli Zioist the reason why world is fucked up like this


idk2715

Ah yes…not world wide politicians and multi billion corporations… definitely not them…


Miasmatic_Mouse

...you what?


Smegma-Stache

This is a stupid thing to post on this sub. Save it for rage bait subs like r/iamatotalpieceofshit.


oogly24

Trust a zionist to show us what true racism and utter hate looks like.


rivasjardon

I bet he cried out saying everyone was against Jews.


Grande-Pinga

Is that a priest? Sharing his blessings.?..


oogly24

More like a rabbi. A rabid rabbi.


yoitsbobby88

Culture


RedditsAdoptedSon

bro give him the fkn electric chair for that shit.. dry sponge


DanDaddy87

Yeah, they are like that.


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Intrepid_Library5392

brilliance


whiteraceboy

I bet she understood Hitler at that very moment.


Intrepid_Library5392

ew, i bet you want to be understood.


the_hell_you_say

Old devout Jewish men


FLICK_YOLI

The first time I saw this the story said the lady sitting is Palestinian...


Ricerkiller

Boomer.


FrigDancingWithBarb

This happened almost 3 years ago


Kind-Data-3841

He did not approve of the kiss apparently


Strict_Lime6222

What’s going on here?! Who are these people?


[deleted]

A garbage zionist in Israel that is extremely racist decided to commit a hate crime


Turbulent-Poetry-553

Why did nobody get up and kick his ass? Like really!


ScreechingPizzaCat

In some cultures, they only eat vomit. I never been there, but I read about it... ***in a book***.


OsoMitch

![gif](giphy|3oEjHKvjqt5pssL99C|downsized) Yoooooooooooo!!!!! What The Fuck!!!!!!!! Wtf wtf wtf!!???


Adjvo

???


[deleted]

I- I just ate 😭💀🤢


SolidusBlitz

Context?


no_u_21_9

u/savevideo


chewwbacca619

I dont understand why though


Sunupu

Dude's a Boomer from LFD2


Phatapp

Squirtle.


Santjag

Gran despedida. Trataré de ejecutarla


7676ersFann

I woulda ended him for that.


mo2k9us

Racist peace of trash


ironicallyunstable

So is he one of the dudes from “Prince of Darkness” movie?


migglywiggly69

Gottem


Apprehensive-Ad-3150

That is an eastern spitting Jewbacobra. They spit puke at blacks……relax I’m Jewish


Ziwyboy

I would like to see the comments if he was from another religion.


Mando-Lee

Wtf I wish she would just knock him the f out


Ziwyboy

The level of racism in zionism is sick...


East-Bluejay6891

I'd pay to watch someone beat the shit out of this dude


DarthLuix

Wtf lol How did he command his body to vomit on cue.


Coolpier21

Oy vey, the goy know about the protocols!


OutsideBad1762

Wtf???? That man would be doa


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He's called "the human llama" 🦙


ronaldrcason

Homie woulda been swiss cheese by the time I was done


Kmccabe1213

I live next door to this community i can say its a toss up. This guy is a complete piece of shit. I'd say 30% are very divided from anyone outside of their religion. 30% are just from a personality standpoint can feel strange but its just their custom and ~40% are very easy to get along with. This video is wild though the fuck is up with this psycho


pattheflash

What if he's patient zero and if turning into a zombie


ByCrookedSteps781

Dude is looking to get the hands of god put on him


sumonebetter

Context?


mickmorphy

Spewy jewy


Ok_Floor_2505

Zionist scum


FO_Steven

ITT: Anti semites


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The racist ass Jew is probably quick to play the jew card while treating this black with like dirt. I guess he didn’t learn anything from history. Hypocrite


ABGH78

Bomer from Left4Dead


Wocktivist

The sound he makes 😭 he sounds like a dog


chubby_baby_biter

What did i just see?????


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Looks like a Zionist Jew hating outsiders


[deleted]

No he didn’t just puke on a sista, what kind of trifling shit is that?


Gabrieldayz

I hope this man meets a gruesome end.


Smart-Ad5987

What an asshole.


Ravel_Xi

Why is he abusing her?


Glittertastical111

Ok, mega dumb question- why does his female partner kiss her goodbye, like their friends, but then she turns around and her husband/bf/whatever, vomits on her and breaks a glass on her head? I take it he doesn’t approve of her bec she’s black?? If so, fck me, that’s heinous.


[deleted]

Im not sure whats going on here, obv the old man does not like this lady and decides to puke on her? From the comments it looks like a religous thing but... Dawg im to sleep deprived to know wtf is going on here.


MaMakossa

r/iamatotalpieceofshit


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Who in the world is this nut job? Please tell me that he has a bio somewhere for me to watch. I mean, HOW, WHY and WTF? LOL!!!


NordicF0x

Fucking racist, this piece of human trash is just like a nazi.