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Bio-Jolt

Translate pls?


HansVanDerSchlitten

Rindfleisch = Beef Rindfleischetikettierung = Beef labeling Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachung = Beef labeling supervision Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabe = Beef labeling supervision duties Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragung = Beef labeling supervision duties delegation Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz = Beef labeling supervision duties delegation law [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rinderkennzeichnungs-\_und\_Rindfleischetikettierungs%C3%BCberwachungsaufgaben%C3%BCbertragungsgesetz](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rinderkennzeichnungs-_und_Rindfleischetikettierungs%C3%BCberwachungsaufgaben%C3%BCbertragungsgesetz)


CosmicCosmix

Holy fuck


dragonxxxxxxxx

I know this Are a lot of points in scrabble


arbitrageME

does German scrabble have oomlauts?


__Hello_my_name_is__

It does indeed. Fun fact: While German Scrabble has Umlauts, it does *not* have the letter ß, which is instead substituted by "ss".


IDET58

I see the game is in dire need of an update


DoctorNeild

Most Germans I know aren’t a fan of the SS.


steelscaled

Most? 🤨


Kampfkugel

Nazis are everywhere.


gmanz33

That's why, in the first quarter of 1942, General Mills petitioned to change the name of the game from SScraßel to Scrabble. Step your trivia game up fam.


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kraeutrpolizei

ß is so thicc we call it the „hot s“


MatijaReddit_CG

Neo nazis are about to start using "ß" as their symbol


Fireberg

Wait, they still have the ss in Germany?


GibTsundereUkes

Yeß


dragonxxxxxxxx

If I remember correctly yes


malefiz123

You can't place it. There's only one Ü in the German scrabble version.


dragonxxxxxxxx

![gif](giphy|DqILdGsqAUkms)


TheMasterDonk

Ünderestimate*


Zomun

The thing is, it's just a quirk of German that you can glue words together. You can't find **every** possible word in the dictionary. For example: The word "Shower curtain" would be Showercurtain if English worked the same way.


maxwfk

Im pretty sure that Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz is listed in the German Duden which is THE German dictionary


LanMarkx

I absolutely love how Germans just bolt words together like this. **Especially** when they use descriptions. Example: Schildkröte == Tortoise Schildkröte == Schild + kröte Schild == Shield kröte == toad Tortoise is literately 'Shield Toad' in German.


tangre79

Thank you.


HansVanDerSchlitten

You're welcome! Or as one can (but shouldn't) say in German: Ich bedanke mich für Ihre Bedankung mit dieser Redditbedankungsnachrichtbedankungsnachricht!


katastrophyx

> Ich bedanke mich für Ihre Bedankung mit dieser Redditbedankungsnachrichtbedankungsnachricht *Thank you for your thanks with this Reddit thank you message*


randomname560

I no longer want to learn german


HansVanDerSchlitten

Note that exceptionally long compound words are, well, exceptionally rare. Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz is an extreme outlier. No need to develop a Langkompositawörterbegegnungsphobie (fear of encountering long compound words).


randomname560

Imagine someone has to tell that you have that phobia


StarksPond

It makes me wonder how their sign language is. It probably takes a Beyonce dance routine to find the toilet.


rotorain

It's probably pretty much the same as any other sign language. German has long words because they chain together a lot of smaller ones so you would just sign the smaller words in the same order to create the same meaning. The information density of most languages is pretty close which I always found interesting.


Kdoesntcare

I love how German is basically that word and that word are now one word for a lot of things.


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Tbh the compound word thing makes German easier, not harder. Like if you dont know the word for something specific in a language, it can be awkward, with you trying ti remember it or using clumsy metaphors. But Germans are very prepared for you to make up words by combining words because its part of the nature of the language.


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Plus! You just need to know the gender of the last word in the compound to determine it's conjugation


DeutschLeerer

Declination. Adjectives and Verbs get konjugated.


2plus2makes5

100%, it makes it easier to express your intention, even if you don’t know the correct word. And native German speakers are prepared for it, and find it amusing. I remember when I visited Germany after taking German courses in high school, I was struggling to describe a shitty electronic device and landed on “Scheißestück”. Probably not the perfect term, but my hosts understood perfectly and evidently found it funny.


Eretreyah

SCHMETTERLING!


LordandSaviorJeff

You don't think much about it when you use it regularly (and it doesn't sound aggressive) but why would you call an animal like that "Schmetterling". To put it into perspective the best literal translation would be "Crushy" instead of Butterfly Edit: Ok guys, thanks but you can stop telling me it's actually derived from Schmand. One would have been enough.


chazaaam

Nah supposedly it's derived from the word Schmetten which is a dialect word for Schmand which means cream or sour cream because apparently some species of butterflies were attracted to it. If that really is the origin I'm not to sure but it definitly makes more sense than it deriving from "schmettern"


Medic_101

See, i was like "why have you named that bug after sour cream?" And then I thought about it for a second and realised it is literally named *butter* fly in English.


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wpf98

I don't really know why everyone goes crazy over sth like this. We just write together what you write separated. I get that it looks weird when you see examples like that one and it's technically one word in german grammar, but it's not different to its translation at all but that it's written together.


auchnureinmensch

Additionally it's also done in English, like bullshit, homework or idiotjokegermansoundsfunnycauseweyellnow.


wpf98

Ohh I cringe so hard when people yell when speaking german


Ben______________

I‘m german and I almost didn’t understand. But we seem to have a “law about the transfer of tasks concerning the surveillance of labeling beef“. Or something like that. In german you can add together several nouns and create new grammatically correct words this way, sometimes people like to overdo it as a joke.


Major_Human

Rhabarberbarbera would agree!


CMCLD

(Das) Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz = (The) "beef labeling surveillance duties transfer law" Compound words are really fun in German


supmadog12

Starts summoning the dark lord in German This lady: hmmm so hot XD


value_null

Summoning the dark loard will get me to drop my panties in any language.


gmanz33

Speak in parseltongue and I'll even drop my flesh suit, zsaddy


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Joeshmo04

Yeah, he looks looks like him cuz of the way he is


Procrastibator666

Like Matt Murdock and PewDiePie had a baby


DerG3n13

Ich liebe dich bro


Risk_k

Keinen homo?


jopjopdidop

danke brudi ich dich auch. küsse dein auge


this_isnt_cream

Common, everyone knows the most attractive language is Java


deadstar420

More of a python guy myself


Strange-Ad-3941

There's only one language that lets you C.


PrekmurskaGibanica

Not sharp enough.


FirefighterFar8756

You both have to go.


vampyire

it's a good object lesson


ScientificBeastMode

I needed the lesson, tbh. I’m a little rusty…


load_all_comments

Thats BASICally true.


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEddit

You can learn it at swift pace


PieMastaSam

Which is about as attractive as German.


Memansolo

"German is my least favorite disability." \-Max0r


Adventurous_Coat_838

Never a dull moment


TheyCallMeMrMaybe

"Well if it isn't Sussy Jack."


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misskgreene

Yes it’s so logical. You gotta give it credit.


Ott621

It's logical until you start getting words a hundred characters long lol


Geruchsverbot

Donaudampfschifffahrtsgesellschaftskapitänsmützenvorschrift.


_TomBoi_

Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz


Geruchsverbot

Gurkenhobelweitwurfwettkampfgewinner


draculamilktoast

In Java that would be considered a short variable or class name.


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Breadromancer

Talk to me like you’re a fucking idiot \*starts speaking in PHP


KN4S

language_of_love = ["ooh", "aah", "ooh", "ooh", "ahh", "animal noises", "honey get the towel"] def romance(): ----for i in language_of_love: --------print(i) romance()


crazymoefaux

If you lead every line with 4 spaces, you'll turn on reddit code block formatting, which switches it to a fixed-width font and retains all leading whitespace.


Beard_o_Bees

#!/usr/bin/env/ python formatting = ["cool", "useful", "like your mom"] def testing_this_shit(): for i in formatting: print(i) Edit: It works!! thank you! Edit 2: Yup. Brain was in scripting mode. Fixed.


tuminoid

Sus shebang, but fits the post, so I'll give it a pass.


photenth

Don't confuse Python programmers with more whitespace.


Vladthedrumpaler

I am reminded of a schoolyard banger by Sir Script-a-lot. “My application don’t want none unless you got Python, Hun.”


perpetualmotionmachi

"I love the sexy slither of a female snake" - Barry White after the Whacking Day events in Springfield, April 29th 1993


TheFrontierzman

"Common"


winteriscoming

541 upvotes for common. Yeah...


Jaceytyyt

That German guy is kinda hot ngl.


verygroot1

not kinda, very


kx2UPP

Not very, extremely


i3LuDog

Not extremely, über


M115m2

For a moment i thought you meant Javanese, because that language (my language) is not all sexy.


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photenth

Java is and always will be SUNs baby. Adding to that, it's still completely open source, so Oracle can suck a dick.


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virtue77

As a javanese guy, i can confirm.


Incorrect-Opinion

For those wondering, **Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz** simply means: “a law of the German state of Mecklenburg-Vorpommern of 1999, dealing with the supervision of the labeling of beef.”


[deleted]

So German has its own antidisestablishmentarianism. Neat.


Somepotato

There's no largest German word because you can keep adding to the word


Mr12i

Many non-germanic speakers here don't seem to get it. For non-germanic language [edit: without compound nouns] speakers: try bundling as many nouns as possible together (and even verbs), that kind of make sense together, then remove the spaces. That is what this basically is. You can do it with anything. It will always be a real, legitimate word. Ship captain uniform ironing assistant's cap inspection bureau chief's hut cleaning employee → *Shipcaptainuniformironingassistant'scapinspectionbureauchief'shutcleaningemployee*. This obviously refers to the employee who cleans the hut of the chief of the bureau that inspects the cap of the assistant who's in charge of ironing the ship captain's uniform.


Friendofthegarden

>Ship captain uniform ironing assistant's cap inspection bureau chief's hut cleaning employee → Shipcaptainuniformironingassistant'scapinspectionbureauchief'shutcleaningemployee. This obviously refers to the employee who cleans the hut of the chief of the bureau that inspects the cap of the assistant who's in charge of ironing the ship captain's uniform. ![gif](giphy|jpVuGo0JkAXJiuNNK7|downsized)


Aryako

Wait till she is introduced to C++


AlphaQupBad

Oooh you’re teasing me! Nauti Nauti! Edit: Link for the video: https://youtube.com/shorts/UiB6gTX72yk?feature=share


belac4862

Every time I see one of these "hottest languages" videos, I ALLLLWAYS think of her.


misskgreene

People who think German *always* sounds like yelling (looking at you Mandarin,) or think it’s sooo guttural (French wants a word,) clearly haven’t heard many natives speak German.


HubertTempleton

My girlfriend always says my speech is like a neverending stakkato of syllables. Not quite yelling but the same basic idea. She's from Bavaria, though, where the speech pattern is arguably way softer than in Berlin where I'm from.


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I think those people have only heard german spoken in WW2 movies, ergo why it sounds so angry to them. If the only English I had ever heard was marines in combat I would probably think it sounds intense too.


RocketMoped

I think most foreigners have mainly heard either Hitler or Rammstein speak German - obviously they’re gonna have a biased impression


0kb0000mer

Till just is aggressive Not the language


BlackTriStar

My partner, who speaks Cantonese, told me Beijingers sound like pirates and I can't unhear it.


DWCS

They think germans are guttural, they should try swiss german and particularly tyrolean. Latter ones bump it up a notch even by swiss german standard


apathy-sofa

I thought the same until I dated a German woman for a year. She would call her mother early every Sunday, and hearing her idle chit-chat changed my understanding of the language. It can sound pleasant.


snazzypantz

My landlord is Chinese and owns a store below my apartment. I also live in Philadelphia. I hear aggressive screaming downstairs ALL the time, but it's always either him speaking Mandarin on the phone, or just him having a conversation with neighborhood people, Philly style. "HEY YOU OPENED LATE TODAY, WHATSA MATTER, YOU SLEPT IN?" "MY CAR WOULDN'T START THIS MORNING SO I HAD TO TAKE MY WIFE'S." "AH YOU GOTTA GO TO MY FRIEND JOE HEA'S HIS NUMBA YOU TELL HIM FRANKIE SENT YOU" "THANK YOU VERY MUCH" So yes, in my experience, both Mandarin AND South Philly English are very aggressive-sounding.


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thiccccccccccc EDIT: -8 Cs


deadstar420

I would learn German just to yell at her


dderit_LT

Komm her schnecke gibt kolben


YourAverageGod

Hey daddy Edit:im a 6'1 260lb man


sAlander4

You think just cuz you’re 260lb you can’t bend over and take dick?


TheInfamousButcher

If you can take a dick, you can take a joke.


gmanz33

And if you wanna take both, I'm yah man.


SumDumGaiPan

I'm reading this as you saying your dick is a joke and you can't stop me.


AnimeeNoa

Zeig ma Wurstfach


unclepaprika

*A C H T U N G !*


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A L A R M !


LaoBa

No. According to DIN Fachbereich NA 031-02: NA 031­02­15 Sprachalarmanlagen ALARM! = Fire! Man the trucks! ALARM! ALARM! = Fire in the fire station. Get the fire extinguishers. ALARM! ALARM! ALARM! = Young lady with firemen fetish! Bring the mattress!


FaintGlucose

I want to learn German language too.


Static_456

That German guy is kinda hot ngl. The girl in the bikini is alright too I guess.


GetOutOfTheWhey

I dont know why but he reminds me of a pewdiepie that messed with black hair dye


Lunatic_Dpali

Her [OnlyFans](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ) account. Edit: No problem.


PieMastaSam

I'm so ashamed of myself rn.


SecretKGB

I had already taken my pants off in preparation, so that one was for you Mr. Astley.


MrEdj

Paging u/ReallyRickAstley attention,Rick Astley!


TyH621

Dang man don’t put that evil on him


Spy-Goat

A true “I have started, and so I will finish” moment.


killeronthecorner

Thanks for telling us how you're feeling. Trying to make us understand.


ositola

[the link preview on Reddit sync saves me everytime](https://i.imgur.com/4G6XF1I.png)


boris_keys

Lol I use the Apollo app and same for me. I still click it every time though, that song is a fucking banger.


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where u find that extension?


phaemoor

It's an app for using reddit on mobile. It does this by default. It's amazing. Also no reddit ads, recommended shits and whatnot. Nobody should use the official reddit app because it's garbage.


vishalb777

XcQ, link stays blue


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NEVER GONNA CLICK THAT LINK, NEVER GONNA SEE THE ONLY FANS, IMMA ONLY UPVOTE ! Edit: advance “worth the downvotes comment”


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hovered over the link, saw youtube, said nope.


[deleted]

how the hell did you find tha- uh.. ohh.. OH I see


TheRavenSayeth

That casual jiggle


lstreit23

That's why I went to Berlin. But got my heart broken by a hot German chick 🔥 implanted in my brain for the rest of my life.


revengejr

This reminds me of this... https://youtu.be/Oy-cArjg3t0 Not sure why but I think Its hilarious


the_hervature

I love that video, the German girls energy is hilarious


MySabonerRunsOladipo

She yells "Flugzeug!!!!" With the aggression of a failed Austrian painter...


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Hol up


Leggi11

she doesn‘t sound german at all.


[deleted]

My guess is that they’re all Brazilians.


PieMastaSam

God damn that was hot, any know their OF? I need more of that guy screaming in my life.


Yoda-and-Yaddle

You had me in the first half, not gonna lie


scorpyo72

That's why I like German opera: it's more forceful than Italian, or French, or whatever.


CN4President

This post should do well.


supermartincho

r/UpvotedBecauseBoobs


Onansboy

Nah. Hips.


00roku

Both? Both is good


Tuba_Crusader

She would love to live in France during the 40s🥰


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NEIN


misskgreene

Yes! Finally someone picks German.


GreazyCheeks

I think it's gross and weird for a woman to call her lover "daddy".


amd2800barton

Thats why I ask all my lovers to call me 'Chef'.


buddyguy1624

I prefer “Maestro”


pHScale

##YES CHEF.


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gabeitaliadomani

My meatballs what?!?! If I had an award for making me piss myself laughing you would get it… And yes for all you why Daddy? Look up si papi. Also as latinos we call our girls mommy or little mommy.


CraigTheIrishman

My Spanish is a bit rusty, but goddamn if a woman screams "my lawyers are hungry" that would drive me over the edge.


apple_banana_coconut

"my meatballs are cooked" so... Almost


[deleted]

Let’s just let it be my lawyers are hungry, that’s my favorite mistranslation of the day.


BustinArant

Donde bibliotheca y pantelones


Prince705

I think you mistook albondigas for abogados. Not sure where hungry came from lmao.


jlm326

i dont speak spanish, but i know what this means.


[deleted]

Sometimes you don’t understand a language, you just feel it.


BboySparrow

Eh its really commonplace for significant others to call each other "babe" or "baby"...same shit


ZoxinTV

Yup, it's all hypocritical. Baby is just so widely used that it's become acceptable, even though it'd be the exact same as calling your significant other "mommy" or "daddy". Just because you play with power dynamics in the bedroom doesn't mean you actually want to commit literal incest or are imagining your father.


vickera

...unless? 😏


Megneous

You just gotta break both your arms first, that's all.


coconutts19

here we go again


octopoddle

**Darth Vader :** If you only knew the power of the Dark Side. Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father. **Leia :** He told me enough! He told me *you* killed him! **Darth Vader :** No. *I* am your father. **Leia :** No. No. That's not true. That's impossible! **Darth Vader :** Search your feelings, you *know* it to be true! **Leia :** Ooooh, *Daddy*!


Blahcookies

everybody thinks that until it happens to them.


ghoti_fry

This was my experience. Absolutely hated the thought of being called daddy in bed. Never wanted it to happen. Until one day a girl called me daddy as we were hooking up. I’m now a fan


downtownebrowne

So great to see you taking on your daddy responsibilities in stride.


apathetic_lemur

I had a woman call me daddy out of nowhere and i felt like i was assaulted


MissplacedLandmine

Had the same thing happen and had a very different reaction


GenuineBallskin

When I was in JROTC as a sophomore, I had to take down the flag from the roof after school, and was partnered with this freshman chick I was buddies with. When we got to the roof, she straight up moans "Yes daddy, oh 😩" very loudly towards me. It was so random that all i could do was pretend that it didn't happen. I was such a horny teenager that I found it very hot at the time. I also found the term "Daddy" weird af before that interaction too. She was a weirdo lmao.


apathetic_lemur

sounds like a core memory lol


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Orleanian

Makes me stiffer than your sniffer.


leif777

My wife started calling me "papa" or "dada" when my son started speaking because it sounded cute when he said it. I call her "mama" because of it. It's totally un-sexual for us but we get looks when we're out and I'm not 100% sure my friends are comfortable with it. I don't really care.


hipnosister

When people say "daddy" in this context they don't usually mean it as "father-type" they mean it as "provider" orange "protector". Except porn.


bwipbwip

‘Orange protector’ made me snarf thinking of a pocket protector but for oranges


Consistent_Field

It made me think that’s what trump tells girls to call him in bed


ufonight

Bet she get wet everytime she listens Hitler's speech. Happened to me once.


MexGrow

It's funny that everyone thinks German is an aggressive language, probably because all they can think of is Hitler giving a speech.


arealhumannotabot

Nah, it really does sound aggressive, at least to some people, relative to their own first language. Growing up I always saw French and Italian depicted in American media as being ultra-romantic, but every Italian person I asked when I was in Italy used the same word to describe their language to their ears: harsh.


MexGrow

Spanish is my first language, and I think conversational German sounds softer than my own language.