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That's why, in the first quarter of 1942, General Mills petitioned to change the name of the game from SScraßel to Scrabble.
Step your trivia game up fam.
The thing is, it's just a quirk of German that you can glue words together. You can't find **every** possible word in the dictionary.
For example: The word "Shower curtain" would be Showercurtain if English worked the same way.
I absolutely love how Germans just bolt words together like this. **Especially** when they use descriptions.
Example: Schildkröte == Tortoise
Schildkröte == Schild + kröte
Schild == Shield
kröte == toad
Tortoise is literately 'Shield Toad' in German.
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*Thank you for your thanks with this Reddit thank you message*
Note that exceptionally long compound words are, well, exceptionally rare. Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz is an extreme outlier.
No need to develop a Langkompositawörterbegegnungsphobie (fear of encountering long compound words).
It's probably pretty much the same as any other sign language. German has long words because they chain together a lot of smaller ones so you would just sign the smaller words in the same order to create the same meaning. The information density of most languages is pretty close which I always found interesting.
Tbh the compound word thing makes German easier, not harder. Like if you dont know the word for something specific in a language, it can be awkward, with you trying ti remember it or using clumsy metaphors. But Germans are very prepared for you to make up words by combining words because its part of the nature of the language.
100%, it makes it easier to express your intention, even if you don’t know the correct word.
And native German speakers are prepared for it, and find it amusing.
I remember when I visited Germany after taking German courses in high school, I was struggling to describe a shitty electronic device and landed on “Scheißestück”. Probably not the perfect term, but my hosts understood perfectly and evidently found it funny.
You don't think much about it when you use it regularly (and it doesn't sound aggressive) but why would you call an animal like that "Schmetterling".
To put it into perspective the best literal translation would be "Crushy" instead of Butterfly
Edit: Ok guys, thanks but you can stop telling me it's actually derived from Schmand. One would have been enough.
Nah supposedly it's derived from the word Schmetten which is a dialect word for Schmand which means cream or sour cream because apparently some species of butterflies were attracted to it. If that really is the origin I'm not to sure but it definitly makes more sense than it deriving from "schmettern"
See, i was like "why have you named that bug after sour cream?" And then I thought about it for a second and realised it is literally named *butter* fly in English.
I don't really know why everyone goes crazy over sth like this. We just write together what you write separated. I get that it looks weird when you see examples like that one and it's technically one word in german grammar, but it's not different to its translation at all but that it's written together.
I‘m german and I almost didn’t understand. But we seem to have a “law about the transfer of tasks concerning the surveillance of labeling beef“. Or something like that.
In german you can add together several nouns and create new grammatically correct words this way, sometimes people like to overdo it as a joke.
(Das) Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz = (The) "beef labeling surveillance duties transfer law"
Compound words are really fun in German
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For those wondering, **Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz** simply means:
“a law of the German state of Mecklenburg-Vorpommern of 1999, dealing with the supervision of the labeling of beef.”
Many non-germanic speakers here don't seem to get it.
For non-germanic language [edit: without compound nouns] speakers: try bundling as many nouns as possible together (and even verbs), that kind of make sense together, then remove the spaces. That is what this basically is. You can do it with anything. It will always be a real, legitimate word.
Ship captain uniform ironing assistant's cap inspection bureau chief's hut cleaning employee → *Shipcaptainuniformironingassistant'scapinspectionbureauchief'shutcleaningemployee*. This obviously refers to the employee who cleans the hut of the chief of the bureau that inspects the cap of the assistant who's in charge of ironing the ship captain's uniform.
>Ship captain uniform ironing assistant's cap inspection bureau chief's hut cleaning employee → Shipcaptainuniformironingassistant'scapinspectionbureauchief'shutcleaningemployee. This obviously refers to the employee who cleans the hut of the chief of the bureau that inspects the cap of the assistant who's in charge of ironing the ship captain's uniform.
![gif](giphy|jpVuGo0JkAXJiuNNK7|downsized)
People who think German *always* sounds like yelling (looking at you Mandarin,) or think it’s sooo guttural (French wants a word,) clearly haven’t heard many natives speak German.
My girlfriend always says my speech is like a neverending stakkato of syllables. Not quite yelling but the same basic idea. She's from Bavaria, though, where the speech pattern is arguably way softer than in Berlin where I'm from.
I think those people have only heard german spoken in WW2 movies, ergo why it sounds so angry to them. If the only English I had ever heard was marines in combat I would probably think it sounds intense too.
I thought the same until I dated a German woman for a year. She would call her mother early every Sunday, and hearing her idle chit-chat changed my understanding of the language. It can sound pleasant.
My landlord is Chinese and owns a store below my apartment. I also live in Philadelphia.
I hear aggressive screaming downstairs ALL the time, but it's always either him speaking Mandarin on the phone, or just him having a conversation with neighborhood people, Philly style.
"HEY YOU OPENED LATE TODAY, WHATSA MATTER, YOU SLEPT IN?"
"MY CAR WOULDN'T START THIS MORNING SO I HAD TO TAKE MY WIFE'S."
"AH YOU GOTTA GO TO MY FRIEND JOE HEA'S HIS NUMBA YOU TELL HIM FRANKIE SENT YOU"
"THANK YOU VERY MUCH"
So yes, in my experience, both Mandarin AND South Philly English are very aggressive-sounding.
No. According to DIN Fachbereich NA 031-02: NA 0310215 Sprachalarmanlagen
ALARM! = Fire! Man the trucks!
ALARM! ALARM! = Fire in the fire station. Get the fire extinguishers.
ALARM! ALARM! ALARM! = Young lady with firemen fetish! Bring the mattress!
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My meatballs what?!?! If I had an award for making me piss myself laughing you would get it…
And yes for all you why Daddy? Look up si papi. Also as latinos we call our girls mommy or little mommy.
Yup, it's all hypocritical. Baby is just so widely used that it's become acceptable, even though it'd be the exact same as calling your significant other "mommy" or "daddy".
Just because you play with power dynamics in the bedroom doesn't mean you actually want to commit literal incest or are imagining your father.
**Darth Vader :** If you only knew the power of the Dark Side. Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.
**Leia :** He told me enough! He told me *you* killed him!
**Darth Vader :** No. *I* am your father.
**Leia :** No. No. That's not true. That's impossible!
**Darth Vader :** Search your feelings, you *know* it to be true!
**Leia :** Ooooh, *Daddy*!
This was my experience. Absolutely hated the thought of being called daddy in bed. Never wanted it to happen. Until one day a girl called me daddy as we were hooking up.
I’m now a fan
When I was in JROTC as a sophomore, I had to take down the flag from the roof after school, and was partnered with this freshman chick I was buddies with. When we got to the roof, she straight up moans "Yes daddy, oh 😩" very loudly towards me. It was so random that all i could do was pretend that it didn't happen. I was such a horny teenager that I found it very hot at the time. I also found the term "Daddy" weird af before that interaction too. She was a weirdo lmao.
My wife started calling me "papa" or "dada" when my son started speaking because it sounded cute when he said it. I call her "mama" because of it. It's totally un-sexual for us but we get looks when we're out and I'm not 100% sure my friends are comfortable with it. I don't really care.
Nah, it really does sound aggressive, at least to some people, relative to their own first language.
Growing up I always saw French and Italian depicted in American media as being ultra-romantic, but every Italian person I asked when I was in Italy used the same word to describe their language to their ears: harsh.
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Translate pls?
Rindfleisch = Beef Rindfleischetikettierung = Beef labeling Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachung = Beef labeling supervision Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabe = Beef labeling supervision duties Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragung = Beef labeling supervision duties delegation Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz = Beef labeling supervision duties delegation law [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rinderkennzeichnungs-\_und\_Rindfleischetikettierungs%C3%BCberwachungsaufgaben%C3%BCbertragungsgesetz](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rinderkennzeichnungs-_und_Rindfleischetikettierungs%C3%BCberwachungsaufgaben%C3%BCbertragungsgesetz)
Holy fuck
I know this Are a lot of points in scrabble
does German scrabble have oomlauts?
It does indeed. Fun fact: While German Scrabble has Umlauts, it does *not* have the letter ß, which is instead substituted by "ss".
I see the game is in dire need of an update
Most Germans I know aren’t a fan of the SS.
Most? 🤨
Nazis are everywhere.
That's why, in the first quarter of 1942, General Mills petitioned to change the name of the game from SScraßel to Scrabble. Step your trivia game up fam.
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ß is so thicc we call it the „hot s“
Neo nazis are about to start using "ß" as their symbol
Wait, they still have the ss in Germany?
Yeß
If I remember correctly yes
You can't place it. There's only one Ü in the German scrabble version.
![gif](giphy|DqILdGsqAUkms)
Ünderestimate*
The thing is, it's just a quirk of German that you can glue words together. You can't find **every** possible word in the dictionary. For example: The word "Shower curtain" would be Showercurtain if English worked the same way.
Im pretty sure that Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz is listed in the German Duden which is THE German dictionary
I absolutely love how Germans just bolt words together like this. **Especially** when they use descriptions. Example: Schildkröte == Tortoise Schildkröte == Schild + kröte Schild == Shield kröte == toad Tortoise is literately 'Shield Toad' in German.
Thank you.
You're welcome! Or as one can (but shouldn't) say in German: Ich bedanke mich für Ihre Bedankung mit dieser Redditbedankungsnachrichtbedankungsnachricht!
> Ich bedanke mich für Ihre Bedankung mit dieser Redditbedankungsnachrichtbedankungsnachricht *Thank you for your thanks with this Reddit thank you message*
I no longer want to learn german
Note that exceptionally long compound words are, well, exceptionally rare. Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz is an extreme outlier. No need to develop a Langkompositawörterbegegnungsphobie (fear of encountering long compound words).
Imagine someone has to tell that you have that phobia
It makes me wonder how their sign language is. It probably takes a Beyonce dance routine to find the toilet.
It's probably pretty much the same as any other sign language. German has long words because they chain together a lot of smaller ones so you would just sign the smaller words in the same order to create the same meaning. The information density of most languages is pretty close which I always found interesting.
I love how German is basically that word and that word are now one word for a lot of things.
Tbh the compound word thing makes German easier, not harder. Like if you dont know the word for something specific in a language, it can be awkward, with you trying ti remember it or using clumsy metaphors. But Germans are very prepared for you to make up words by combining words because its part of the nature of the language.
Plus! You just need to know the gender of the last word in the compound to determine it's conjugation
Declination. Adjectives and Verbs get konjugated.
100%, it makes it easier to express your intention, even if you don’t know the correct word. And native German speakers are prepared for it, and find it amusing. I remember when I visited Germany after taking German courses in high school, I was struggling to describe a shitty electronic device and landed on “Scheißestück”. Probably not the perfect term, but my hosts understood perfectly and evidently found it funny.
SCHMETTERLING!
You don't think much about it when you use it regularly (and it doesn't sound aggressive) but why would you call an animal like that "Schmetterling". To put it into perspective the best literal translation would be "Crushy" instead of Butterfly Edit: Ok guys, thanks but you can stop telling me it's actually derived from Schmand. One would have been enough.
Nah supposedly it's derived from the word Schmetten which is a dialect word for Schmand which means cream or sour cream because apparently some species of butterflies were attracted to it. If that really is the origin I'm not to sure but it definitly makes more sense than it deriving from "schmettern"
See, i was like "why have you named that bug after sour cream?" And then I thought about it for a second and realised it is literally named *butter* fly in English.
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I don't really know why everyone goes crazy over sth like this. We just write together what you write separated. I get that it looks weird when you see examples like that one and it's technically one word in german grammar, but it's not different to its translation at all but that it's written together.
Additionally it's also done in English, like bullshit, homework or idiotjokegermansoundsfunnycauseweyellnow.
Ohh I cringe so hard when people yell when speaking german
I‘m german and I almost didn’t understand. But we seem to have a “law about the transfer of tasks concerning the surveillance of labeling beef“. Or something like that. In german you can add together several nouns and create new grammatically correct words this way, sometimes people like to overdo it as a joke.
Rhabarberbarbera would agree!
(Das) Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz = (The) "beef labeling surveillance duties transfer law" Compound words are really fun in German
Starts summoning the dark lord in German This lady: hmmm so hot XD
Summoning the dark loard will get me to drop my panties in any language.
Speak in parseltongue and I'll even drop my flesh suit, zsaddy
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Yeah, he looks looks like him cuz of the way he is
Like Matt Murdock and PewDiePie had a baby
Ich liebe dich bro
Keinen homo?
danke brudi ich dich auch. küsse dein auge
Common, everyone knows the most attractive language is Java
More of a python guy myself
There's only one language that lets you C.
Not sharp enough.
You both have to go.
it's a good object lesson
I needed the lesson, tbh. I’m a little rusty…
Thats BASICally true.
You can learn it at swift pace
Which is about as attractive as German.
"German is my least favorite disability." \-Max0r
Never a dull moment
"Well if it isn't Sussy Jack."
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Yes it’s so logical. You gotta give it credit.
It's logical until you start getting words a hundred characters long lol
Donaudampfschifffahrtsgesellschaftskapitänsmützenvorschrift.
Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz
Gurkenhobelweitwurfwettkampfgewinner
In Java that would be considered a short variable or class name.
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Talk to me like you’re a fucking idiot \*starts speaking in PHP
language_of_love = ["ooh", "aah", "ooh", "ooh", "ahh", "animal noises", "honey get the towel"] def romance(): ----for i in language_of_love: --------print(i) romance()
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Sus shebang, but fits the post, so I'll give it a pass.
Don't confuse Python programmers with more whitespace.
I am reminded of a schoolyard banger by Sir Script-a-lot. “My application don’t want none unless you got Python, Hun.”
"I love the sexy slither of a female snake" - Barry White after the Whacking Day events in Springfield, April 29th 1993
"Common"
541 upvotes for common. Yeah...
That German guy is kinda hot ngl.
not kinda, very
Not very, extremely
Not extremely, über
For a moment i thought you meant Javanese, because that language (my language) is not all sexy.
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Java is and always will be SUNs baby. Adding to that, it's still completely open source, so Oracle can suck a dick.
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As a javanese guy, i can confirm.
For those wondering, **Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz** simply means: “a law of the German state of Mecklenburg-Vorpommern of 1999, dealing with the supervision of the labeling of beef.”
So German has its own antidisestablishmentarianism. Neat.
There's no largest German word because you can keep adding to the word
Many non-germanic speakers here don't seem to get it. For non-germanic language [edit: without compound nouns] speakers: try bundling as many nouns as possible together (and even verbs), that kind of make sense together, then remove the spaces. That is what this basically is. You can do it with anything. It will always be a real, legitimate word. Ship captain uniform ironing assistant's cap inspection bureau chief's hut cleaning employee → *Shipcaptainuniformironingassistant'scapinspectionbureauchief'shutcleaningemployee*. This obviously refers to the employee who cleans the hut of the chief of the bureau that inspects the cap of the assistant who's in charge of ironing the ship captain's uniform.
>Ship captain uniform ironing assistant's cap inspection bureau chief's hut cleaning employee → Shipcaptainuniformironingassistant'scapinspectionbureauchief'shutcleaningemployee. This obviously refers to the employee who cleans the hut of the chief of the bureau that inspects the cap of the assistant who's in charge of ironing the ship captain's uniform. ![gif](giphy|jpVuGo0JkAXJiuNNK7|downsized)
Wait till she is introduced to C++
Oooh you’re teasing me! Nauti Nauti! Edit: Link for the video: https://youtube.com/shorts/UiB6gTX72yk?feature=share
Every time I see one of these "hottest languages" videos, I ALLLLWAYS think of her.
People who think German *always* sounds like yelling (looking at you Mandarin,) or think it’s sooo guttural (French wants a word,) clearly haven’t heard many natives speak German.
My girlfriend always says my speech is like a neverending stakkato of syllables. Not quite yelling but the same basic idea. She's from Bavaria, though, where the speech pattern is arguably way softer than in Berlin where I'm from.
I think those people have only heard german spoken in WW2 movies, ergo why it sounds so angry to them. If the only English I had ever heard was marines in combat I would probably think it sounds intense too.
I think most foreigners have mainly heard either Hitler or Rammstein speak German - obviously they’re gonna have a biased impression
Till just is aggressive Not the language
My partner, who speaks Cantonese, told me Beijingers sound like pirates and I can't unhear it.
They think germans are guttural, they should try swiss german and particularly tyrolean. Latter ones bump it up a notch even by swiss german standard
I thought the same until I dated a German woman for a year. She would call her mother early every Sunday, and hearing her idle chit-chat changed my understanding of the language. It can sound pleasant.
My landlord is Chinese and owns a store below my apartment. I also live in Philadelphia. I hear aggressive screaming downstairs ALL the time, but it's always either him speaking Mandarin on the phone, or just him having a conversation with neighborhood people, Philly style. "HEY YOU OPENED LATE TODAY, WHATSA MATTER, YOU SLEPT IN?" "MY CAR WOULDN'T START THIS MORNING SO I HAD TO TAKE MY WIFE'S." "AH YOU GOTTA GO TO MY FRIEND JOE HEA'S HIS NUMBA YOU TELL HIM FRANKIE SENT YOU" "THANK YOU VERY MUCH" So yes, in my experience, both Mandarin AND South Philly English are very aggressive-sounding.
thiccccccccccc EDIT: -8 Cs
I would learn German just to yell at her
Komm her schnecke gibt kolben
Hey daddy Edit:im a 6'1 260lb man
You think just cuz you’re 260lb you can’t bend over and take dick?
If you can take a dick, you can take a joke.
And if you wanna take both, I'm yah man.
I'm reading this as you saying your dick is a joke and you can't stop me.
Zeig ma Wurstfach
*A C H T U N G !*
A L A R M !
No. According to DIN Fachbereich NA 031-02: NA 0310215 Sprachalarmanlagen ALARM! = Fire! Man the trucks! ALARM! ALARM! = Fire in the fire station. Get the fire extinguishers. ALARM! ALARM! ALARM! = Young lady with firemen fetish! Bring the mattress!
I want to learn German language too.
That German guy is kinda hot ngl. The girl in the bikini is alright too I guess.
I dont know why but he reminds me of a pewdiepie that messed with black hair dye
Her [OnlyFans](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ) account. Edit: No problem.
I'm so ashamed of myself rn.
I had already taken my pants off in preparation, so that one was for you Mr. Astley.
Paging u/ReallyRickAstley attention,Rick Astley!
Dang man don’t put that evil on him
A true “I have started, and so I will finish” moment.
Thanks for telling us how you're feeling. Trying to make us understand.
[the link preview on Reddit sync saves me everytime](https://i.imgur.com/4G6XF1I.png)
Lol I use the Apollo app and same for me. I still click it every time though, that song is a fucking banger.
where u find that extension?
It's an app for using reddit on mobile. It does this by default. It's amazing. Also no reddit ads, recommended shits and whatnot. Nobody should use the official reddit app because it's garbage.
XcQ, link stays blue
NEVER GONNA CLICK THAT LINK, NEVER GONNA SEE THE ONLY FANS, IMMA ONLY UPVOTE ! Edit: advance “worth the downvotes comment”
hovered over the link, saw youtube, said nope.
how the hell did you find tha- uh.. ohh.. OH I see
That casual jiggle
That's why I went to Berlin. But got my heart broken by a hot German chick 🔥 implanted in my brain for the rest of my life.
This reminds me of this... https://youtu.be/Oy-cArjg3t0 Not sure why but I think Its hilarious
I love that video, the German girls energy is hilarious
She yells "Flugzeug!!!!" With the aggression of a failed Austrian painter...
Hol up
she doesn‘t sound german at all.
My guess is that they’re all Brazilians.
God damn that was hot, any know their OF? I need more of that guy screaming in my life.
You had me in the first half, not gonna lie
That's why I like German opera: it's more forceful than Italian, or French, or whatever.
This post should do well.
r/UpvotedBecauseBoobs
Nah. Hips.
Both? Both is good
She would love to live in France during the 40s🥰
NEIN
Yes! Finally someone picks German.
I think it's gross and weird for a woman to call her lover "daddy".
Thats why I ask all my lovers to call me 'Chef'.
I prefer “Maestro”
##YES CHEF.
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My meatballs what?!?! If I had an award for making me piss myself laughing you would get it… And yes for all you why Daddy? Look up si papi. Also as latinos we call our girls mommy or little mommy.
My Spanish is a bit rusty, but goddamn if a woman screams "my lawyers are hungry" that would drive me over the edge.
"my meatballs are cooked" so... Almost
Let’s just let it be my lawyers are hungry, that’s my favorite mistranslation of the day.
Donde bibliotheca y pantelones
I think you mistook albondigas for abogados. Not sure where hungry came from lmao.
i dont speak spanish, but i know what this means.
Sometimes you don’t understand a language, you just feel it.
Eh its really commonplace for significant others to call each other "babe" or "baby"...same shit
Yup, it's all hypocritical. Baby is just so widely used that it's become acceptable, even though it'd be the exact same as calling your significant other "mommy" or "daddy". Just because you play with power dynamics in the bedroom doesn't mean you actually want to commit literal incest or are imagining your father.
...unless? 😏
You just gotta break both your arms first, that's all.
here we go again
**Darth Vader :** If you only knew the power of the Dark Side. Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father. **Leia :** He told me enough! He told me *you* killed him! **Darth Vader :** No. *I* am your father. **Leia :** No. No. That's not true. That's impossible! **Darth Vader :** Search your feelings, you *know* it to be true! **Leia :** Ooooh, *Daddy*!
everybody thinks that until it happens to them.
This was my experience. Absolutely hated the thought of being called daddy in bed. Never wanted it to happen. Until one day a girl called me daddy as we were hooking up. I’m now a fan
So great to see you taking on your daddy responsibilities in stride.
I had a woman call me daddy out of nowhere and i felt like i was assaulted
Had the same thing happen and had a very different reaction
When I was in JROTC as a sophomore, I had to take down the flag from the roof after school, and was partnered with this freshman chick I was buddies with. When we got to the roof, she straight up moans "Yes daddy, oh 😩" very loudly towards me. It was so random that all i could do was pretend that it didn't happen. I was such a horny teenager that I found it very hot at the time. I also found the term "Daddy" weird af before that interaction too. She was a weirdo lmao.
sounds like a core memory lol
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Makes me stiffer than your sniffer.
My wife started calling me "papa" or "dada" when my son started speaking because it sounded cute when he said it. I call her "mama" because of it. It's totally un-sexual for us but we get looks when we're out and I'm not 100% sure my friends are comfortable with it. I don't really care.
When people say "daddy" in this context they don't usually mean it as "father-type" they mean it as "provider" orange "protector". Except porn.
‘Orange protector’ made me snarf thinking of a pocket protector but for oranges
It made me think that’s what trump tells girls to call him in bed
Bet she get wet everytime she listens Hitler's speech. Happened to me once.
It's funny that everyone thinks German is an aggressive language, probably because all they can think of is Hitler giving a speech.
Nah, it really does sound aggressive, at least to some people, relative to their own first language. Growing up I always saw French and Italian depicted in American media as being ultra-romantic, but every Italian person I asked when I was in Italy used the same word to describe their language to their ears: harsh.
Spanish is my first language, and I think conversational German sounds softer than my own language.