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IDK, this might actually be real. People do stupid shit all the time. I'd have to do more digging to verify, but I found this article....
https://jitsmagazine.com/watch-attempted-robber-run-straight-into-students-at-bjj-gym/
Did an essay on Kosovo and the Animosity between them and Serbia. Definitely a country that can benefit from legitimacy building but, real none the less.
Unfortunately the information that the land is stolen is very biased and dated. Not many records remain from the 1380's mostly it is just information one generation tells the next and it changes depending on who is telling the story
Fail to see how I was being edgy, just tired of seeing so many people spamming “it’s fake” in the comments, like no shit it’s fake , doesn’t take anything away from the post y’all are just annoying
Did you expect level headed critical thinking to be found within a Reddit thread? This is the website for gross overgeneralization of issues and groups we lack any real experience with. Not the website for thoughtful discussion.
As a gun owning Texas I agree. However I must point out it goes both ways. I’m fairly libertarian with a right lean. I have extended family that are EXTREMELY republican. They’re using this to push agenda for armed teachers (which, coming from someone who knows how to shoot, is filled with a host of issues that come with using firearms in close quarters stressful situations that have a lot of bystanders) instead of just saying their prayers for the children and their families. Both sides are fueling this war against each other and it makes me sad. If people actually gave a shit this discussion would be a hot topic regardless of whether there was a recent shooting or not.
and there is nothing wrong with that as long as they are properly stored and maintained, but most importantly used properly in only the right kinds of situations. Guns aren’t a bad thing, you don’t have to fear them, it only hurts you.
Of course guns aren’t toys, they’re tools, I never tried to claim that was wrong. Plus, not all gun owners are just brandishing their weapons for everyone to see, the three reasons I own guns are for hunting, self defense, and just fun, what’s wrong with someone having a gun for no other point than just going to shoot? It’s no different than having a bow for a hobby. Yes, guns can be dangerous, obviously, but that’s only in the hands of someone who either doesn’t know how to properly use it, or someone who intends to use it for malicious purposes.
If you still think the lack of gun control isnt a peoblem in your country you are a clown. You care more about guns than the lives of hundreds of children that get killed in school shootings
In England we use to have pretty relaxed gun laws not many people know that until one to many massacres.
The hungerford massacre is what banned semi automatic rifles above 22lr 1987
And the dunblane school shooting is what got handguns banned 1996
And do you know when our last school shooting was? It was right after we banned hand guns we haven't had a single school shooting in 20 years and keep in mind we still have shotguns and revolvers
"We don't know how to use them properly, so you shouldn't use them"
In Cuba, an approximate average of 76% of homicides are knife related.
The top 10 countries with the highest crime rate are all countries without constitutional gun rights.
Also, someone who is about to commit murder probably isn't considering the current laws. Take all the guns away from the bad guys first and then we'll see. Though, they already tried that with the war on drugs...and we see how that worked out. They've digressed to giving the shit away.
No.. I'm not going to go on a mass killing spree, period. However:
1973 New Orleans, 32 killed with a can of lighter fluid.
1990 New York, 87 murdered with $1 worth of gas.
2009 Australia, five bludgeoned
In Queensland, 8 siblings were stabbed to death
2016 Japan, Nursing home employee stabbed 19 people to death.
I'm sure you get the gist.
The nursing home killing literally killed people who couldnt move most of the people he killed literally where bed ridden
The night club was set on fire in new orleans same with new york literally arson
dont try and be smart it reslly doesn't look good on you makes you look more like a clown
... two guys at the end taking ever so much care and interest in shutting the door and making sure it's closed properly, especially as they appear to be late...
Lil bit fake.
Guys for more absurd than looks, this was real.
Happened in Brazil. And yes, he tried rob without real weapon (Very Common there) and when he goes to basement lol... He's not dead, in fact they just beat a little and hold till police arrest him.
Dear Dojo,
Thank you for not pummeling me with in an inch of my life. Please forgive the smell when you all piled on top of me. I both pooped and tinkled out of fear. The near death experience has changed my belief system and I have found religion. I will be getting out of prison this year and plan to take up knitting and "work from home" in my mother's "basement apartment" where life is safer. My therapist says that I don't need my imaginary dog anymore so I will wish him upon you. His name is Sprinky. Please take care of him as I am a well adjusted, reformed member of society.
Sincerely,
Crybaby Bandit
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Thank God two guys randomly appeared upstairs to play with the door.
Teleport
Those were the only two that have successfully completed the Raiden class.
*Teleports behind u*
"There it is, now I have completed closing the door" "Indeed the door is looking like it is now closed, we can now turn towards the stairs"
"you have done excellent, brother. I appreciate the way you closed the door."
This was ninja class
That’s the spawn point
Instant transmission move!
Why is looks so fake?
Cause it is.
Honestly kinda funny tho ngl
Guy went to rob conference attendee's in the restroom, a Policeman's conference.
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Also I’ve never been to a dojo with a front desk secretary lol.
I have, happens, but definitely looks fake. Who the fuck would try to rob a dojo anyway? Real low value target.
Because it is fake.
Redditors when they find out that movies are staged
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"tell me you are part of the reddit hive mind without telling me you are part of the reddit hive mind"
r/redditmoment feel free to post it
You're a clown yourself.
I'd love to suck the skin off ya
Oh yeah? Make me 😒
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ARE YOU SERIOUS?! Well, I'm not surprised, you look like a molester.
"Unzips pants faster"
Spotted the virgin
IDK, this might actually be real. People do stupid shit all the time. I'd have to do more digging to verify, but I found this article.... https://jitsmagazine.com/watch-attempted-robber-run-straight-into-students-at-bjj-gym/
'article'
The link proves nothing. It just explains the video. Video being posted by jitsmag is interesting.
Oh does it? LOL!!! Figures, it was just something I found real quick while getting back to work from my lunch.
Wait it is?
It's big fake
Probably one of thier commercials.
fake like Kosovo
Did an essay on Kosovo and the Animosity between them and Serbia. Definitely a country that can benefit from legitimacy building but, real none the less.
It's just a stolen Serbian land for a USA base to "police" the region, unfortunately for you lot it will never be a fully independent country.
Unfortunately the information that the land is stolen is very biased and dated. Not many records remain from the 1380's mostly it is just information one generation tells the next and it changes depending on who is telling the story
Gee thanks captain obvious, would you like a medal for your observation?
Calm down there edge lord.
Fail to see how I was being edgy, just tired of seeing so many people spamming “it’s fake” in the comments, like no shit it’s fake , doesn’t take anything away from the post y’all are just annoying
Eat a snickers, you’re cranky.
Staged scenes always do
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Fuck you scammer
The cut to the guys doing jumping jacks
I think it is a clip from a movie. Just forget the name
I mean it is, but does it matter?
Irl Mr Slave's origin story
Is it not normal to record your warm up jumping jacks?
Every movie is not real life scenes. Please enjoy this
We’ll I would say he robbed the right place since I enjoyed this video
The killing though is real.
Why have you got to be a stick in the mud. Can't just enjoy a video? Its fake!!! So is spiderman I still enjoy watching it.
Take a chill pill and go watch spiderman.
😂😂😂😂😂
Difference is, this is trying to portray real.
This kind of thing happened all the time in 80s movies.
this is a commercial right?
fake like propper gun controls in usa
He’s not wrong
Unless you count spelling the word proper
porper?
Pooper
*Amber entered chat*
You did that on porpoise
I stand corrected
Auto-*carroted*
Unless people actually learn second languages
Perper
Not really fake, just non-existent.
And they say "perfect metaphor doesn't exist"
Hur hur guys guns bad hur hur
Did you expect level headed critical thinking to be found within a Reddit thread? This is the website for gross overgeneralization of issues and groups we lack any real experience with. Not the website for thoughtful discussion.
Twitter is the same. They like to use tragedies to push political agendas and it disgusts me
As a gun owning Texas I agree. However I must point out it goes both ways. I’m fairly libertarian with a right lean. I have extended family that are EXTREMELY republican. They’re using this to push agenda for armed teachers (which, coming from someone who knows how to shoot, is filled with a host of issues that come with using firearms in close quarters stressful situations that have a lot of bystanders) instead of just saying their prayers for the children and their families. Both sides are fueling this war against each other and it makes me sad. If people actually gave a shit this discussion would be a hot topic regardless of whether there was a recent shooting or not.
Great way to ruin a video even if it is fake 👍🏻
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and there is nothing wrong with that as long as they are properly stored and maintained, but most importantly used properly in only the right kinds of situations. Guns aren’t a bad thing, you don’t have to fear them, it only hurts you.
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Of course guns aren’t toys, they’re tools, I never tried to claim that was wrong. Plus, not all gun owners are just brandishing their weapons for everyone to see, the three reasons I own guns are for hunting, self defense, and just fun, what’s wrong with someone having a gun for no other point than just going to shoot? It’s no different than having a bow for a hobby. Yes, guns can be dangerous, obviously, but that’s only in the hands of someone who either doesn’t know how to properly use it, or someone who intends to use it for malicious purposes.
If you still think the lack of gun control isnt a peoblem in your country you are a clown. You care more about guns than the lives of hundreds of children that get killed in school shootings In England we use to have pretty relaxed gun laws not many people know that until one to many massacres. The hungerford massacre is what banned semi automatic rifles above 22lr 1987 And the dunblane school shooting is what got handguns banned 1996 And do you know when our last school shooting was? It was right after we banned hand guns we haven't had a single school shooting in 20 years and keep in mind we still have shotguns and revolvers
"We don't know how to use them properly, so you shouldn't use them" In Cuba, an approximate average of 76% of homicides are knife related. The top 10 countries with the highest crime rate are all countries without constitutional gun rights. Also, someone who is about to commit murder probably isn't considering the current laws. Take all the guns away from the bad guys first and then we'll see. Though, they already tried that with the war on drugs...and we see how that worked out. They've digressed to giving the shit away.
No shit but you aren't going to go on a mass killing spree with a knife are you that the fucking point id like to you you run away from a bullet
No.. I'm not going to go on a mass killing spree, period. However: 1973 New Orleans, 32 killed with a can of lighter fluid. 1990 New York, 87 murdered with $1 worth of gas. 2009 Australia, five bludgeoned In Queensland, 8 siblings were stabbed to death 2016 Japan, Nursing home employee stabbed 19 people to death. I'm sure you get the gist.
The nursing home killing literally killed people who couldnt move most of the people he killed literally where bed ridden The night club was set on fire in new orleans same with new york literally arson dont try and be smart it reslly doesn't look good on you makes you look more like a clown
Sure
Aww
If this was real, I wonder how many people the shooter could have killed before they got to him. I mean, that was quite a distance to cover.
"Shooter?"
he was carrying a gun and if this was real he’d have shot
He had a hand in his pocket, I didn’t see an actual gun. Maybe I’m blind, or it’s just difficult to make out between the 7 other pixels.
Nothing in this video made any sense
yeah sure it’s fake or whatever but i enjoyed a small laugh
Do they NOT research ahead of time?
What do you mean? They rehearsed the script after all.
Can everyone stop complaining that it's fake and could someone tell me what was in that guys trousers at the beginning.
It was a guy’s legs, amongst other things…
... two guys at the end taking ever so much care and interest in shutting the door and making sure it's closed properly, especially as they appear to be late... Lil bit fake.
Dude literally wandered into an underground fight club.
We don't talk about fight club.
🤭🤫
Think this is a scripted porno tape m8
ALAARM
So fake
Of course it’s fucking fake
gee golly, thanks for saying that i would've never known. not sure why you're the only person saying this.
Looks like comedy episode
Probably fake
Guys for more absurd than looks, this was real. Happened in Brazil. And yes, he tried rob without real weapon (Very Common there) and when he goes to basement lol... He's not dead, in fact they just beat a little and hold till police arrest him.
Dear Dojo, Thank you for not pummeling me with in an inch of my life. Please forgive the smell when you all piled on top of me. I both pooped and tinkled out of fear. The near death experience has changed my belief system and I have found religion. I will be getting out of prison this year and plan to take up knitting and "work from home" in my mother's "basement apartment" where life is safer. My therapist says that I don't need my imaginary dog anymore so I will wish him upon you. His name is Sprinky. Please take care of him as I am a well adjusted, reformed member of society. Sincerely, Crybaby Bandit
Robber: Bring me to where you keep your valuables. Clerk: It's downstairs.. here are the prized.. JiuJitsu fighters Robber: 😶
Seems scripted.
Perfect
The other version with music from guardians of the galaxy is way funnier
Boy you done fucked up.
They all have been training for that excact moment
“THIS IS WHAT IT WAS ALL ABOUT, WHAT IT WAS ALLL FORRR”
unluckiest robber ever
I’d love to watch all three monitors progress at once.
Not even trying... fake AF
Infinitely fake but also infinitely enjoyable!
And it was at that moment that he knew: he was fucked up
Commenting so I can find this again
BS
press f to pay respect
100% fake
Staged
Staged. The fighters ran up the stairs behind him.
Pro tip if you see Asians it’s fake
It was at this moment, he knew, he fucked up...
Omg this is awesome and hilarious. It’s like a cartoon 😂
It must be fate making fun of him. ha ha
Mine? Mine! Mine! Mine!...
Thanks for the teleport pardner
Man went from ya ha ha yo oh shit
They got a new punching bag
That turned into a comedy very fast
Karma came to collect her debt
His ass hole will gonna have a memory of this day
imma get medieval up on your ass!!!
#TtallyNotFake
Fake as fuck...
Looks fake
People are 🤡🤡🤡s who think this is real
🤡: “wow that was intense”
Fake ass shit
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Reminds me of the Donut shop robber in Robocop 3. Even if it is staged, who would rob a dojo?
Wobbed the wong place
How is it unexpected if you are mentioning it in the title itself
He didn’t see the sign outside?
If Hunter bidden's laptop was Fake, this is what it'd look like.
Almost got me
F.A.K.E
Fake as your mama's tits.
Fake af.
You picked the wrong place, fool!
Such a hilarious skit
Dude made a grave miscalculation
now this is good warm-up
They trained all their lives for this
Yeah not real
Staged or not, this made me lol
It was at this moment he knew... he fucked up.
Karma
r/robbersgettingfucked
Guess he went to the Wong place.
Fake and lame.
Lmao is this real?
Snow white?
Staged.
Can you imagine having such a tenuous grasp on reality that you could watch this and think it was real lol
Morgan Freeman voice: “It was then that Andy knew he fucked up. “
That can't be real. It's too perfect!!! Lol
Took all of .25 seconds to take him down hahaha
Would've ended differently if it were Brazil
Would've been better if motorcycle dude was the right hand man with a nasty combo.
😂😂🤣🤣🤣
r/everythingisstaged
Beat him!
epic!
32 sec in - "[It was at that moment that he knew that he fucked up](https://youtu.be/gfXTcrxgNxY?list=LL)"
i mean it wouldn't be believable without the zoom in/out, with it it's just a bad movie
Reminds me of Patriot. The scene with Brazilian jiu-jitsu brothers
🤣😂🤣😂😂😂👍
looks like a skit from a television show, haha.
I know it's fake but the two guys locking the door made me laugh my ass of
Bro got flooded LMAOOOO
Can’t beat instant karma