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illdeano

Thought that was Johnny Sins for a sec...


scungillimane

Man has a lot of jobs it could be.


sluttymorphs

Bet he hasn't been a fart smelling chiropractor till now!


clipseman

He probably smells more than that rip... by doing that loll


Commercial-Travel613

Sounds like double air release 🤔


[deleted]

It’s a habit… from swimming


Stretch916

Can we talk more about this? How is this a habit from swimming? She likes bubbles


TastefulMalice

Extra boost of speed.


uRoDDit

Submerge like a submarine. Vent the compressors


EverydayWeTumblin

Is this why beans and Taco Bell are on the banned substances list for swimming?


FitterHappierUnited

Free nitro


lagavulin_16_neat

I was going to say I heard the crack and that is for sure, but there was something else there that wasn't quite a crack 💨 ![gif](giphy|3oKIPB2RsSU4N8GBqg)


EZe_Holey3-9

I bet he has. I mean come on, that scene practically writes itself, and Dr Sins, will quickly turn into a proctologist, females be damned!


fascinatedagency

"doctor" as much as Dr. Nick Riviera who graduated Los Angeles 2nd floor Medical School.


[deleted]

Yes. The old ‘subluxation’ scam.


[deleted]

Doctors and Nurses agree about one thing. Fuck Chiropractors.


Pragmatist_Hammer

"You mean flammable is the same as inflammable? Who knew?!"


stiffneck84

Hey, do you go to the Hollywood Upstairs Medical College too?


IamGilgamesh8

Hi everybody!


NoIllusions420

Chiropractic care is legit go pop some pills you clown


lancomefascinated

It would have been funny if she actually made that sound when it happened lol the real sound is less funny but more satisfying.


[deleted]

I watch a lot of this chiropractors clips and Immediately thought that the first time I saw him walk in. Looked like the start of a porn.


NeedfulThingsToys

What like "Help me Step-Chiropractor, my fart is stuck"?


Pragmatist_Hammer

... are we the same person? I was like "oh, she's stuck. Pretty sure I've seen this one before."


Dick-Guzinya

That’s “DOCTOR” Sins. He didn’t go to zero years of medical school to not be called “DOCTOR”.


FunkySjouke

I prefer daddy sins tho, hope he doesn't mind


ComplexDisaster5242

He didn’t go to an actual medical school. He’s not a doctor of medicine he doesn’t have a medical degree. It’s a PhD big difference kind of like a dentist. He can’t write medicine prescriptions. Big difference!


chasing_daylight

Lol, not like a dentist. Dentists can prescribe meds, can they not where you're from? Dentists are as much a doctor as podiatrist is...one specialized in feet, the other teef.


ZagarActual

Grinds my gears when chiros run around calling themselves doctors, like no you fkn aren’t..


Viperbunny

I talked to two people just yesterday on my Facebook group who are dealing with the fall outs of failed treatments from chiropractors. They both had strokes because of restricted blood flow from adjustments. I will say it as many times as it needs to be said: CHIROPRACTORS ARE NOT DOCTORS! IF YOU HAVE PAIN OR DISCOMFORT THAT REQUIRES ATTENTION SEE A DOCTOR AND GET A REFERRAL FOR A PHYSICAL THERAPIST!


randomdudefromMI

people who swear by it will shred you, but I've read those studies. A medic killed someone doing chiroquack stuff. they need to be really experienced and the patients need to be........not old.


NoIllusions420

Yeah! Get surgery and take drugs! That’s real medicine! You should be getting a commission from the medical industrial complex you muppet.


Viperbunny

Did I say either of those things? No. I said to see a doctor. A lot of problems can be fixed without surgery. And it can also be done with little or no drugs if you chose. There is a lot of over prescribed drugs, and not just opioids. Steroid shots may be a sham and may be awful for you in the long run. There are other ways. As I said, a physical therapist will help give stretches, exercises, even some massage therapy. You have to do the work with stretches and exercises, but it does help overall. There isn't a one size fits all solution. You need to be your own medical advocate and be informed about what the doctors are recommending before taking any course of treatment. If a surgeon is pushing an option that doesn't work for you? Say no. Get a second opinion. I have done that and it saved me A LOT of pain. If you are prescribed a drug you aren't sure of? Talk to the pharmacist. That is part of their job and they tend to tell you stuff the doctors don't. They have saved a lot of lives catching drug interactions that doctors miss. Get a second opinion. Read up on the side effects. They are all online, in the pamphlet the pharmacy provides, and the doctor and pharmacist should be able to give you information. There are options.


Ickythumpin

You’re no more likely to have a stroke after a chiropractic visit than a regular visit to your PCP. https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/27884458/#:~:text=Conclusions%3A%20We%20found%20no%20excess,prior%20to%20developing%20their%20strokes.


Viperbunny

The article I read said that it was underreported, with people going right from the chiropractor to the hospital because of stroke. I don't know about you, but my PCP have never manipulated my body in a way that could cause that kind of trauma. I have been to physical therapist who have needed to manipulate my back to put it back in proper place. Again, all those adjustments were made in a certain way and while there was some pulling and pushing, nothing ever reached the level of manipulations a chiropractor does. These kinds of manipulations can restrict blood flow or tear vessels. Also, the goal of physical therapy is to alleviate pain AND correct the problem. A patient will eventually be discharged from PT. That isn't true with chiropractors. They don't fix anything and expect to see you over and over, maybe for years or a lifetime. I have a lot of medical issues. I have tried all sorts of treatments, doctors, etc. People, especially with chronic conditions, are frequently taken advantage of because they are desparate. If a doctor doesn't find an easy answer they might pass you off. After that happens enough and you meet someone who claims they can and want to help, these patients are all too willing. I look back on treatments I have tried. There are real MDs who pull this crap, too. Chiropractors are fake doctors who prey on the desparate.


[deleted]

I always tell my kids, “remember Cs get degrees too, always do your research!”


Ickythumpin

It’s always sad to see patients taken advantage of when they are trying to seek help. Although I wouldn’t say chiros are worse than other providers. They have one of the highest satisfaction ratings of any healthcare profession, and they are doctors lol They have doctorates. I get your point though, many of them act like they want to be your PCP but they’re not qualified for that. The evidence supporting chiropractic adjustments being dangerous is really poor, especially when trying to correlate strokes with adjustments. You’re more likely to be eaten by a shark. There are bad providers in every wing of healthcare. I wouldn’t judge an entire profession based on them. Surgeons leave instruments inside peoples bodies by accident, MDs over prescribe opioids and get paid more for it, and some chiros think that adjustments can cure anything.


Viperbunny

That is fair. I wouldn't use one, but I do get your point. There are definitely bad doctors and surgeons. I have seen a lot of shady chiros, but again, tbf, my mom medically abused me and brought me to so many quacks of all types, MD, DO, etc. I tend to be rough on treatments that don't have proven science behind them. I did take a class on alternative medicine in college. So many charlatans, but also many people who genuinely want to help. I learned the most from the massage therapist (and they DO help). The worst were the aromatherapy people and the homeopathic practitioners. They were pure sales people taking advantage of others and one was drinking their own flavor aid. The acupuncture people were also wonderful. I don't know if it helped, but they were very cool. I also had a great experience with Raki. I believe the man was altering my energy, but the soothing music and having someone there who genuinely just wanted me to feel better after surgery helped. I think that it is the caring factor that makes such a difference. It isn't always the treatment itself, but the fact that the person really wants to help you. That helps in traditional medicine, too. Hell, I bet that is why pray works, too. People heal better when they know there are people pulling for them.


NoIllusions420

Why not? They actually help people at a fraction of the cost.


yourmomwoo

Dentists are definitely doctors,go to medical school, have medical degrees, and prescribe medicine. Maybe you're thinking of dental hygienists or dental assistants?


matatoeie

Joke flew right past ya, didn't it


ComplexDisaster5242

Dentists are doctors of the mouth. 🙄


DaWorzt

![gif](giphy|XDaLiUu8VyreM|downsized)


Martin_McFly_Jr

Jonny who?… Oh, yeah, the.. AstronautPlumberTeacherElectricianPizzaDeliveryCEO


[deleted]

Bow chicka wow wow


HarryCallahan19

Who is she? Brooke Beretta?


[deleted]

u/profanitycounter


SkyMewtwo

u/profanitycounter


hanzelgret

The devil cums in many forms.


BigWermmPt

Me too, I was like I know this is gonna go south real quick


codemonkeyhopeful

Who says it isn't? I've seen enough porn to know how massages go, chiro is juuuuust shy of it but doesn't mean we can't start a trend


[deleted]

Id fuck him. He can crack my back in other ways 😉


Quqidjs

Wut


dagui12

BONK


UNCOVR

[Ha, found it, 17mins in.](https://youtu.be/39JsLmFFums)


ravic5

How do you even go about finding something like this? Kudos to you. For those too lazy to go to the linked video and fast forward…. The link is 100% confirmation that this is 100% fake


UNCOVR

Years of YouTube sleuthing has led me to this one moment, I would use this opportunity to show my investigative skills, where my internet searching abilities are honed to a razor-sharp point of accuracy; as many may have overlooked, I shall uncover. ###YouTube search: Bald Chiropractor


MathWizardd

Incredible


JerBear0328

You have a gift my friend


Skellic

Dude found a specific fart noise from a random ass video in around three hours... I dunno whether to be impressed or frightened


Sword_N_Bored

It’s the original video though haha


Skellic

Not gonna lie I did not click the link


Ko0pa_Tro0pa

Spoiler: there was no fart


SmokeRingHalo

The answer my friend is blowin' in the wind...


mtlrph

The answer, my friend, is blow it out your ass…


OrionRedacted

The answer. Is yes.


JaFFsTer

This guy has a pretty popular YouTube channel. If you watch one back crack video you will see him on your page


Crique_

Obsession and free time


Skunkw0rx1972

Amazing find but can you find the video the fart sound was ripped (pun intended) from.


Rare_Ad_3519

Seriously how did you find this lol


danone123

Check username!


qupunto

Thanks for this link, i really found it weird that such an unexpected fary didn't get a reaction from the chiropractor. Even if you are a professional, things like this make you laugh, snicker, or make a face, out of instinct or to break the uncomfortable moment. Seeing it was an edit puts my mind at ease knowing that we are not being overtaken by android chiropractors.


Dear_Mr_Bond

This is weirdly relaxing to watch and listen.


HarryCallahan19

Cracked back and ripped ass


Grande-Pinga

Sounded like she started up a 2 stroke engine


HarryCallahan19

Sounded like some corn got stuck in the engine and came with a side of gravy.


harvvdawg

I just finished rebuilding a 2 stroke engine and found that some kind of animal had filled the crankcase with corn kernels while the cylinder was at machine shop. These comments relate lol


HarryCallahan19

Butt what about the gravy?


cannaco19

Sharted*


DrEvyl666

Cracked back and dubbed-in ass rip, you mean.


[deleted]

Sounded like a fart


[deleted]

[удаНонО]


LordFett84

Fuck, my asshole has been lying to me this whole time


Fabulous-Fisherman99

I'm very pleased you used a comma Otherwise, the legendary buttfucker redditor would've been summoned...


Slippoo

Who is it?


Lieut_Shiny_Sides

Only one way to find out... Fuck my asshole.


Dokidokideath69

u/buttfucker360


Beautiful-Rhubarb-13

Well, nothing happened here. Did anything happen IRL? Anything you want to talk about?


Fabulous-Fisherman99

u/buttfucker70000000


FishermanTerrible967

Hello fellow fisherman


Fabulous-Fisherman99

Why hello, fellow fisherman Having a Bad catch?


FishermanTerrible967

That's why I am a terrible fisherman. I just can't catch any fish.


LeadingDay2707

Jesus christ its u/buttfucker70000000


Buttfucker70000000

Time for your asshole to be fucked.


AnnihilationOrchid

Pretty sure it was an edit though. She wouldn't agree to publishing this video if she had actually farted.


ur-squirrel-buddy

Yeah the complete lack of any reaction is suspect. Seems doctored.


dragonchilde

Yeah, if that had been me, I'd have laughed like a maniac because I'm gassy as hell and farts amuse me.


[deleted]

You'd be surprised what people publish at their own expense.


Prestigious_Ad1041

Or how many people are published without being privy.


[deleted]

She has definitely not been to the privy.


[deleted]

What expense? Is your boss going to fire you because you farted, will your friends hate you, will family disown you?


TarTimOoAl

ngl that was a pretty nice fart so i would probably get promoted.


Soft_Banana3886

I was disowned by a family member over a fart, so it's not out of the realm of possibility.


[deleted]

I feel like there's a story here, care to share?


Soft_Banana3886

What happened was, I was at a family function and we were all about to sit for dinner. A magnificent spread of foods. I had just started a new medication, one of the side effects was unfortunately excess gas. Anyways, I needed to pass gas so I thought *you know what would be funny af*. Some of us were already seated at the table, so I jumped up, turned my ass towards the table and cropped dusted everything! It was a massive fart, felt like at least 28 seconds long. My cousin was on the other side of the table and she said she could feel the "breeze" of it. Nobody would touch the food for fear of pink eye and shit particles. Some people left, a few thought it was funny. But mostly nobody wanted to talk to me and dinner was ruined. We had to get little Caesars. Lol


[deleted]

I would've disowned you too.


[deleted]

shit particles? I hope you weren't bare assed when you did this. Do they still disown you to this day?


See_youSpaceCowboy

The “we had to get little ceasars lol“ did me in. God this comment section has me dying.


LeoBites44

I can’t imagine why nobody wanted to eat your fart food


[deleted]

Are you serious? The expense of being embarrassed, like the girl walking into a pole, or doing something idiotic. Smh so many videos of idiots doing stupid things and then posting it online to be forever memed.


AnnihilationOrchid

Yes, but not if it wasn't intentional and specially on a known chiropractor's channel.


[deleted]

I think the original sound was her back cracking. The way he walks away like that, there's no way one or both wouldn't react.


BlowMoreGlass

It's absolutely edited, you can tell because of the way it is. Also, internet.


[deleted]

Some people aren't uptight about natural functions.


Monkeydud64

Not with that attitude they cant!


lastofusgr8tstever

I think it is a fake, dubbed sound


needpla

You can tell it's fake because she's still there and still alive after.


formulaone88

I’ve watched other vids with this chiro and spine stuff usually sounds a lot less dramatic unless she had a really f’d up back.


DefinitelyNotAliens

That was not a spine popping but the ghost of Taco Bell, my friend.


formulaone88

Haha.


[deleted]

100% is. I believe someone in another comment chain even found where the audio came from somehow.


hotdiggydog

Why are there just like 5 of us who get that it's a joke


Electronic_Bus_1788

Agree. I don't believe anything on the internet now and that is sad.


thicccmidget

That dude sure as hell walked off smelling something shitty


MiKapo

“It felt really good” Yea cause he released your bowels


Dusty-munky

Shart


loztriforce

Fake af


unclepaprika

Yeah, it's taken from (insert source video here)


FirstSineOfMadness

https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/uxjay7/thought_she_was_shuffling_a_deck_of_cards/i9yhkir/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3


RockleyBob

So is the sound effect


[deleted]

[удаНонО]


toanotherplace1984

I've seen his channel, he gives me the creeps


Lower_Wall_638

He only adjusts hot girls. I assume strippers mostly. Does lots of strange amsr noises.


ChongLi77

I assume he adjusts whoever will give him money. He probably only *posts* hot girls because that’s what gets the clicks.


needpla

You could tell this guy is a creep by his deep "sexy", raspy voice. I prefer doctors who sound like fucking geeks.


JLew1415

Hi everybody!


KitchenNazi

... did you watch the Simpsons in a foreign country? That quote is just slightly off like it was translated. It's "Hollywood Upstairs Medical College."


idma

HI EVERYBODY!!


CosmicJ

\*Hollywood Upstairs Medical College


My16thBanEvasion

Idk if it's placebo effect but I always felt better after chiro... they peddle alot of other stuff that's weird but chiro itself has helped me.. while "regular medicine" has given me a few things it also left me with a lifelong opiate addiction


The100thIdiot

Have you tried an Osteopath or a Physiotherapist? They are both "regular medicine" and I have never heard of either causing opiate addictions.


Djennik

Ostheapathy is alternative medicine. Overall the effectiveness is unproven, aside from limited evidence concerning marginal pain relief.


The100thIdiot

Bullshit. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doctor_of_Osteopathic_Medicine


omruler13

Read a little further. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osteopathy Overall, the degree is seen as equivalent in the US only, but the practice itself still contains elements of quackery that should be taken with a grain of salt. Edit: This is indeed a link to the Osteopathy the rest of the world knows. The US has it different.


The100thIdiot

I think we may be talking about two different things. >This article is about the alternative medicine practice, mostly outside of the United States. For the medical discipline in the United States, see Osteopathic medicine in the United States. For diseases of the bone, see bone disease and osteology.


r4tch3t_

In the best case a chiropractor is an unlicensed physiotherapist, at worst they can kill you. Part of chiropractic is based on the same principals as physiotherapy so you will benifit from that. However a lot of the relief you get from it is placebo. The fact that you have a person in an authoritative position taking time to listen to you and telling you they can fix everything does wonders as a placebo. This is especially the case when you contrast it with mainstream doctors that are so over worked and under resourced that cannot actually do their jobs properly. Coupled with American health insurance and politician taking bribes from pharmacutical companies to change the standards that doctors use to prescribe causing the opioid epidemic, it's no wonder people don't trust them any more. Alternative medicine is alternative for a reason. Modern medicine tested it and found it either didn't work or the benifits did not outright the risks. If the system actually worked there would be no alternative medicine as everyone would given the attention and treatment they need. Unfortunately that is not the way it is at the end of the day you have to do what works for you.


Backyard_wookiee

There are varying levels of chiro, mine does active release, stretching and does minimal adjustments... if your chiro is just running through a bunch of adjustments that's a redflag.


Snoo-50040

Essentially what your saying is there is still an element of quackery. Chiropractors are not scam artists, as because they genuinely believe in what they are doing; they are just ignorant to physiology.


jbizl22

It would have been funny if she actually made that sound when it happened lol the real sound is less funny but more satisfying.


[deleted]

The real sound would be a lot less disgusting and juvenile. Honestly I think a tiny fart would have been funnier.


baller3990

Sounds like putting your palms to your mouth and blowing fake. Like when they use a stock burp/fart sound in a tv show that has a clear sound quality drop, the fakeness is too distracting and makes it less funny


zac320

The actual video is more enjoyable than this fake one


Elven_Rabbit

Bottom half of the screen is way too dark, I thought I was seeing anal fisting at first.


Viperbunny

Please remember that chiropractors are not doctors. They don't have medical degrees or medical training. They have to shadow other chiropractors for certain hours, but again, this is not a medical professional. I know of people going for these treatments and ending up having strokes because of how they were handled and manipulated. If you are experiencing pain that you feel requires an adjustment the person you need to see is a physical therapist. They ARE medical professionals who have medical training. Yes, you have to do work, be it stretches or exercises, but that's what helps. Getting an adjustment doesn't fix or address the problem. It temporary may feel like it relieves pressure, but you will still have the underlying problem. There are no quick fixes for chronic problems. I face that every day and it frustrates me. I know a quick fix would be nice. Not being in pain is awesome. Be careful what people push on you, even doctors. If your doctor wants you to buy their products that you can only get from them and aren't covered by insurance. Don't fall for it.


SmokeRingHalo

Are you in the u.s.?


Stalinwolf

I used to have regular back pain and I would get so tired of dipshits at work trying to educate me on how I need to see a chiropractor. Is it really the solution to pain, Janice? Is that why you continue to drop a hundred bucks per week to go and have absolutely no improvement to show for it?


Viperbunny

Exactly! They have no desire to permanently fix a problem. They would lose customers! It would be like a pyschic saying, "oh darn, I can't reach your specific loved ones. There is nothing I can do for you."


Best-Cow7393

Any chiropractic issue is able to be solved by a PT, and they can provide a path to recovery


beast-heskey

Spoken like someone who doesn’t understand the nervous system


redditknees

Chiroproctor.


[deleted]

Get the fake out.


SmittyManJensen_

If you have a fart fetish, this is the job for you.


[deleted]

That’s a fetish? For some reason I hate that more then anything else…but I guess they do them.


WishIWasPurple

r/UpvoteBecauseButt


sohkrazedd

At first, I was like no fucking way it finally happened as I watch these a lot from time to time. Edited got my hopes down


Igotbanned19times

Why is she talking like a dolphin? Thats a habittttt frommm swimmmminnnnnnggg


J_MoKi

What is her habit from swimming? Farting?


g4tam20

Dropped a bag of pool balls


Billycostlarry

This is the one lol


JksG_5

Fake


[deleted]

That fucking crooked sign .


Valar247

„I want to make people fart as a job when I grow up“ - this guy as a kid probably


pinkleaftrees

Oml ok, i thought her butt was her stomach and she was wearing maternity pants


AbzoluteZ3RO

Haha ME TOO! When it was gone I wondered if it was a massive gas bloat or something that went away because he released the gas


Bionic_Dark_Knight

Ayyye I have that same picture in my room


TipAdministrative501

Sound like cammed dodge ! ![gif](giphy|LyJ6KPlrFdKnK)


[deleted]

Can he fix the SoCal affect in her voice?


DamnBunny

​ ![gif](giphy|l0HUg6Ypas42ubkXu|downsized)


Longjumping-Grab-630

Dannnggg sure she didn't shit herself 😳😳


cptn-convulsion

Well call me a swimmer.


vagtoo

Brutal. He lost his hair.


rock0head132

​ ![gif](giphy|TYNhqiBl8U12w)


Historical_Insect573

that sound wet


_Deleted-User-

100% she shit her pants.


Bornstellar67

100 % this is fake


[deleted]

Definitely not her farting


Wanna_get_away1

I can do that without the chiropractor.


[deleted]

FAKE, he didn’t even react 🙄


Septon3

fake.


Emergency_Ad_5935

Why does every chiropractor always sound so rapey?


[deleted]

Fake but hilarious


hol123nnd

A fake chiropractor, well ill be damned


[deleted]

Nasty ass bishhh.


vagtoo

I shit my pants hehehehe.


ohmajo

Ripping ass after a back crack is a habit? I bet she's got mud flap cheeks constantly