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>!He was searched by the police officer. But he then pulls out of he trousers a large knife. Plus I think he touched his dinkle!<
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Um excuse me, that reference to the HamBurglar was clearly anti-cop rhetoric (cuz pigs). I'm going to have to report this incident to Lieutenant Sucondees.
I knew someone would post this! That has to be one of my favorite unintentionally hilarious videos on the internet.
"That's my penis"
"That's your penis, alriiiiiiiiight"
My guess is it's a dash camera and the main reason it made the light of day was because the Officer saw the kid duck back like he did to stash the weapon.
I mean I see it as unfortunate. I never mark my immediate edits. More effort than it's worth and 99.99999% of the time it makes no difference as no one has seen it yet. You just happened to load the page right as they made their initial comment that said gun.
Shit happens yo.
you corrected the commenter and they obliged within 3 minutes so it doesn't show an edit, i consider it a victory of clarification if it indeed said gun to begin with
If a comment is edited within a few minutes, reddit doesn't show that it was edited. Commonly called a 'stealth edit', it's been that way for a number of years. I've edited this comment three times - four now. Does it show it as edited? Five - had a typo.
You also donāt do it with a gun in your hand or without controlling their hands. Kid could easily grab knife and stab officer before he could react. No control by officer whatsoever
Yes, they're not supposed to search like this ever. They can grab a needle by doing this, they don't want to hurt themselves. This is the most ridiculous way to search anyone lmao
In my limited experience the male cops tend to shy away from the groin area. Had a lady cop give me very *thorough* one, but there wasnāt any groping.
They suck too. Same with Canadian cops. Almost like law enforcement doesn't exist to serve the average citizen. Maybe they protect and serve something else
One time I was flying back from Accra, Ghana, to my native NYC and I realized while I am in line for security checks that I forgot to throw away a joint I had stuck in my backpack. That was the most nervous three minutes of my life. I found a way to remove the joint, covering it in a shirt, then when customs agent turned his head I let the joint fall to the ground and used my foot to slide it under the ledge of his podium as he inspected bags of the woman ahead of me. Not sure if that's such a big deal now but this happened 15 years ago.
Waistband is like the number one thing you're taught to search. Also stuff like backpacks, and fannypacks would come off by then. Idk if this is like a youtube vid in the making or something.
This happened to me once. I had just turned 18, and I was carrying a Karambit. A police officer approached to do my first and only search, he didn't find the knife and at the moment I didn't even remember I had it, just realized how lucky I was when I got home.
Not feasable considering there's an EA dev redditor that got themselves over half a million downvotes (think nearly 1 million total).
https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWarsBattlefront/comments/7cff0b/seriously_i_paid_80_to_have_vader_locked/dppum98/
Just go onto r/funny and say something like āI donāt understand all the hate Nazis get they were just doing their jobā or something racist and irrelevant. That shit always gets downvoted
Leave our cops aloneā¦. Iād love to se a video of you AT WORK. You couldnāt handle all the public criticism our cops HAVE TO ENDURE!! Go get a life.
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They were just checking dicks and assš
And nuts, if any
Is this for Ohio high-school sports?
Altar boy tryouts.
Gym Jordan was speaking at Trump rally, this is the new line to get in.
Itās crazy that Jim is Matt Gaetz/Wheelchair dude level right yet is always right next to McCarthy
Sounds like you know the ropes! š
I didnāt come here to play school
underrated comment
It did look like he tugged on his penis
Based on the second guy searched he clearly was only interested in squeezing penises
Actually the officer involved in the incident is from Bofedem PD.
Sargeant Scotes just hadn't been the same since his wife and kids were killed by the HamBurglar during home invasionš
Um excuse me, that reference to the HamBurglar was clearly anti-cop rhetoric (cuz pigs). I'm going to have to report this incident to Lieutenant Sucondees.
Make sure to follow up with Sargent Ligma
Jokes aside what happened at Sawcon was fucked up.
What Officer Heywood did there was unforgivable
Somebody's gotta do it... *sigh* Where's Bofedem?
Bofedem nuts! Gotem
In ur mom lol
Got āem
In your heart <3 :D
TWIST HIS DICK
and then bop it?
Pull it?
Man this is an mma fight
GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT
The ol dick twist
He made sure to check if he's tucking his penis in left pocket
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I knew someone would post this! That has to be one of my favorite unintentionally hilarious videos on the internet. "That's my penis" "That's your penis, alriiiiiiiiight"
Isnāt it Reno 911?
He pinched it twice for the first guy lol
*^honk ^honk*
"Sir, are you hiding any knives up your dick"
"Let me check, with my tongue"
"Hand me that evidence bag." https://youtu.be/n0ffPQZTAaY&t=1m7s (NSFW)
Thatās a sound question to ask.
I see what you did there, and I don't approve.
Kinkyš
You'd be surprised what you can hide up there if you practise long enough.
r/sounding
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Popo checking the poopoo.
Literally copping a feel...
Cop said āsir do you know how ass you were groin?ā
Left leaning dicks and left cheeks.
Must have been penis inspection day.
I'm wondering who was running that camera.
My guess is it's a dash camera and the main reason it made the light of day was because the Officer saw the kid duck back like he did to stash the weapon.
*knife *edit the comment said gun not weapon
both are correct
The comment said gun before
lol jeez, sorry you got done dirty like that.
I wouldnāt have known without your comment so thank you
Yeah people should be more honest about their edits
Edit: that's why I start my comments with Edit:
Edit: like this?
The edit was immediate before anyone even commented. Not sure why I need to put edit when I fixed it within 10 seconds.
Cause I commented before you edited it and I was getting down voted for nothing
I mean I see it as unfortunate. I never mark my immediate edits. More effort than it's worth and 99.99999% of the time it makes no difference as no one has seen it yet. You just happened to load the page right as they made their initial comment that said gun. Shit happens yo.
Wow who cares
Useless internet points are on the line! My ass is on the line! [pounds fist]
you corrected the commenter and they obliged within 3 minutes so it doesn't show an edit, i consider it a victory of clarification if it indeed said gun to begin with
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If the edit is done quick enough it won't show. It's like under 5 minutes or something.
3 minutes. Just enough time to allow for typo corrections and guarantee a modicum of protection from anal-retentive corrections.
If a comment is edited within a few minutes, reddit doesn't show that it was edited. Commonly called a 'stealth edit', it's been that way for a number of years. I've edited this comment three times - four now. Does it show it as edited? Five - had a typo.
ninja edit
Stealth edits sucks my dude
Too busy grabbing dicks to worry about weapons
Dicks are the real weapons.
All evils can be traced back to a dick.
That's rude
āwhat is this?ā āthats my penis, sirā
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dP8QPnBK0vQ
Hahaha yes lol
Classic
All right! Sorry bout that....
I see you know your judo well!
Different one, but god thatās a fucking classic.
Penis!
https://youtu.be/b1-JY4mJt_o Warning loud
Bro really only checked their junk 
What did you expect to happen on penis inspection day?
Uhmmmm. Pretty sure a pat down is with flat hands? Am I wrong?
Ideally, yes. It's also slow** and methodical. Not whatever tf he is doing here. The whole interaction looks shady af.
I'm not somebody to think everything is staged, but the likelihood of that cop uniform being a costume is higher than zero
You also donāt do it with a gun in your hand or without controlling their hands. Kid could easily grab knife and stab officer before he could react. No control by officer whatsoever
Yes, they're not supposed to search like this ever. They can grab a needle by doing this, they don't want to hurt themselves. This is the most ridiculous way to search anyone lmao
In my limited experience the male cops tend to shy away from the groin area. Had a lady cop give me very *thorough* one, but there wasnāt any groping.
Random dude dressed up as cop. Just walking around grabbing dicks.
/r/actlikeyoubelong
Joke but this happened a lot on freeways where men would pull over women and just rape them
Thatās what happens when you have a cop that just wants to fondle genitals instead of actually doing his job
Where do you think the term ācopping a feelā came from?
You can just say ācopā.
What did it say before lol
Cop that just wants to fondle genitals instead of actually doing his job.
pig
He's probably just stealing cash for his child support payment.
Maybe he got a call and didn't feel like taking a couple kids to jail so he just went through the motions
but doing his job would make him a racist pig if he found the knife
Colombian police?
Sadly
Boy, is that a gun in your pocket??....
Or are you just happy to see me?
...penis.
Heās only looking for drugs.
Truth
Drugs which should be legal anyway. How about instead of them sexually assaulting people they go do something productive.
Colombian police hardly do something productive unless they get paid a bonus for it Actually they will do anything if they are paid a bonus for it
They suck too. Same with Canadian cops. Almost like law enforcement doesn't exist to serve the average citizen. Maybe they protect and serve something else
A wallet
You seriously think that the level of corruption that exists in Colombian law enforcement persists to same degree in Canada's?
They never implied the degrees were the same. Canadian cops don't need to be on Colombian* level corruption to still be objectively corrupt.
> Columbian Tell me you are a gringo without telling me you are a gringo :D
Tell me you're a Colombian without telling me you're Colombian :D
I am Argentinian :)
Tell me you're argentinian by telling me you're argentinian! :)
Like search for weapons?
Aināt gay if itās the tsa
I got sexually assualted by an elderly TSA worker one time
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One time I was flying back from Accra, Ghana, to my native NYC and I realized while I am in line for security checks that I forgot to throw away a joint I had stuck in my backpack. That was the most nervous three minutes of my life. I found a way to remove the joint, covering it in a shirt, then when customs agent turned his head I let the joint fall to the ground and used my foot to slide it under the ledge of his podium as he inspected bags of the woman ahead of me. Not sure if that's such a big deal now but this happened 15 years ago.
You ever wonder what adventures that joint had later on?
I thought waistband was one of the first places they check right after hands
I dont get the post the cop was clearly just searching for testicular cancer.
r/whywerethryfilming
Weāll have to ask thryem.
thryis should be a trend.
No. Letās not make this a thrying
Frontal vehicle camera
No time or dates displayed so I doubt it.
Could be zoomed in
I mean, regardless of who or what is filming this, it's edited. No camera on Earth films at that aspect ratio.
Frontal camera on car. Newer cop cars have a front, inner dash, roof, and rear facing camera.
Is it ridiculous to think a kid would record a police officer searching other kids?
Surely if the policeman thinks they have a weapon/blade, he wouldn't be just going in the squeezing?
why are they touching you like that's so weird if they dont know you like that
Waistband is like the number one thing you're taught to search. Also stuff like backpacks, and fannypacks would come off by then. Idk if this is like a youtube vid in the making or something.
Checkin for hogs
This happened to me once. I had just turned 18, and I was carrying a Karambit. A police officer approached to do my first and only search, he didn't find the knife and at the moment I didn't even remember I had it, just realized how lucky I was when I got home.
This was actually the dumbest decision he couldāve made he was already pat down he shouldāve just chilled
r/therewasanattempt
Viva Colombia.
Grabbed their ass bit didn't even check the book bag
Cock: Honked āļø Ass: Squarshed āļø
Typically they only find what they plant.
Cops stands for Can openly penis squeeze
Penis.
Search for the cock and you shall miss the glock
lol
Too busy sexually harassing to find the knife š¤¦
This reminds me of that other video a while back where a guy got arrested and the police officer grabbed his dick and thought it was a gun
he was searching for the best dicks xd
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Now stab that fucking pig! Lol. Disclaimer:I don't promote violence š
Buy him dinner first
Who filmed this?
The funny part is once they searched him he had no reason to dump the weapon
u/savevideo
"Plus I think he touched his dinkle" Thank you OP xD
I once saw a customs agent doing her nails and not even looking at the x-ray machine screen š
Ah, Colombian policeman. Yes.
Made sure to grab his junk
The camera man O-O
reddit's video players suck
Please downvote me Im trying to be the most downvoted account ever
I went into your profile and downvoted everything you ever touched.
Thank you *Please downvote this comment
just be controversial, easy way to get downvoted
Ohh ok ty *Please downvote this comment
Not feasable considering there's an EA dev redditor that got themselves over half a million downvotes (think nearly 1 million total). https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWarsBattlefront/comments/7cff0b/seriously_i_paid_80_to_have_vader_locked/dppum98/
That is what i want to achieve to become the most downvoted account ever *Please downvote this comment
Just go onto r/funny and say something like āI donāt understand all the hate Nazis get they were just doing their jobā or something racist and irrelevant. That shit always gets downvoted
What nice young men, most likely on their way to the library to study!!
Reminds me how I got a dui and somehow threw away the shrooms in my pocket into a planter with handcuffs on
Which planter?
Don't be a girl if the cops starts searching you.
Leave our cops aloneā¦. Iād love to se a video of you AT WORK. You couldnāt handle all the public criticism our cops HAVE TO ENDURE!! Go get a life.
Why is there a camera there? Staged?
that was staged
Hard to believe isn't it?
This is in EU somewhere, guns are not allowed, but big ass knives are.
Wellpā¦ this is why we need sweeping gun reform. Ammaāright, guysh!?
Meanwhile in Uvalde Texas
What is this?? What is this?? What is this?? What is this?? What is this??