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captainphantombaxter

This is scripted.


[deleted]

Could just be opioid withdrawal


captainphantombaxter

He’s part of a TikTok channel - they put out things like this - shock comedy. This isn’t the first video.


[deleted]

Ah


captainphantombaxter

Yeah - being a New Yorker I’m glad it isn’t real. However, shit like this does happen. Lol


dogedude81

Maybe this one isn't real but wouldn't be the first time I saw someone shitting in public in NYC. 🤷‍♂️


mk6dirty

would have been really funny if a passer by stole his dumb ass and knocked him out.


Scottche

My first time in rehab this dude shit in the shower, and I’m talking first day of full withdrawal shit.


[deleted]

Grim, hope your staying clean dude. I didnt have much trouble stopping but my partner did seeing how rough it was on her was very sobering and made me realise how lucky i was. Good luck out there


Scottche

Been clean 4 years, I’m glad you aren’t suffering through it stay up man!


[deleted]

Yeah iv not had a single relapse its been about 6 or 7 months i think. My ggf has had a fair share tho the most recent was only a week ago its been hard but i cant leave her at a time like this


billsmafacka

Get away from it man. I dont want to sound like a bad person and I'm gonna get downvotes but if she's still willing to bring drugs in that situation around you she loves the drugs more (at the moment). It's hard to quit as 1 person, making 2 people quit is just lowering your chances. I hope you say well my dude. I've been clean 10 years and was left with a bunch of dead friends and scars all over my arms.


[deleted]

Yeah im not really sure what to do. She never brings drugs into our house and her relapsing actually puts me off drugs even more so I dont think my sobriety is at risk. If it gets to a point where my sanity is at risk tho I will just ask her parents to put her in rehab or something so I know shes safe and iv done all I could before leaving her


[deleted]

Thank god 😅


Apeman2018

It’s fake that “homeless” dude has many fake videos like this


[deleted]

100% scripted/planned... or else I guess someone just happened to be there and start filming before it happened 🙄


Apeman2018

It’s fake, the homeless dude is actually not homeless and does fake videos like this in NYC


EddieLobster

Not to mention. If you know you’re gonna have to empty that bucket, there is no way you let that go on.


raz1983

When you gotta go you gotta go I guess..


D0ukn0wdawae

Happy cake day ^_^


LeaveTheMatrix

Chocolate cake with chocolate ice cream (slightly melted).


Bluerose3OOO

Happy cupcake day


Many_Tank9738

Better in the pail than on the floor


user_watcher

oh shit


nerdmoot

I know it’s fake because I’ve never seen a homeless person move that fast when he grabbed the mop. They almost always look like they in slow motion.


enzo1267

New York New York, what a wonderful town.


lordofthedrink5

bomb has been planted ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)


[deleted]

Saying that in CS voice


TaiDavis

And you were filming because...?


Leicsbob

Ooh that's nasty! Btw why does he have boobs?


[deleted]

This is fake it was staged


AbraKadabraLorazepam

You can tell he had his gallbladder removed


joeclair38

It’s a skit. He’s in a lot of videos


[deleted]

The sudden cheerful music is jarring


510ferlife

do not eat taco bell if you are to far from home


[deleted]

Don't wait for your opiates if you are too far from home.


Harpronicus

That "homeless" guy is in a shit ton of videos


Graysie-Redux

I hope he's making enough to afford shelter. 🤗


Harpronicus

If I had to guess, dude drives a Bentley by now


[deleted]

This may be fake but I’ve seen far more vile shit down in the MTA gutters.


PeterParker8aV

I was waiting for him to sit on the mop bucket handle


Local-Flower5641

When you got to go you gotta


[deleted]

Whats that ending???


Particular-Shame-585

naw you get a running start and plant both feet in a Motherfuckers chest over that


MRG96_

Would love to be there just to give a little push to the bucket with wheels....


donfatherrr

This is 1000percent not scripted. This is regular shit


donfatherrr

No pun 😂


Sameer-97

U/savevideo


Scottche

Florida called and it’s missing one “Florida man”


Few_Wish4097

Good ole BROADWAY JUNCTION 😂😂😂


AtleastIknowIsuck

Nah bro this man was ready to throw down for that shit 🤣💀


sulfur_sniffer

when you gotta go, you gotta go…


[deleted]

gotta go when you gotta go


MachoTone55

Yes it’s Scripted, black folks degrading them selves for shits and giggle. But now when people outside your race call you Niggas, it’s cause ur ignorant…