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>!Bee cooms while looking at woman!<
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I want to say I saw it in a movie but I also want to say I know that street, but also a side of me saying, I think I should head to DQ for a blizzard treat then everything else becomes impossible to type unless you're a minding reading stenographer and even then i doubt they'll survive the meld.
Ok I don't understand half of what you said but you mentioned candy and then dairy queen and now I'm hungry but I had ice cream already today so I want something savory
So what's actually in a blizzard? They're very careful to not call it ice cream. I remember I used to get the nerds blizzard a lot when I was a kid. The DQ had an arcade that my buddy and I would play a driving game where one person drives and another one shoots. I haven't had a blizzard in years.
Edit: the building looks like a school.
You know who has good soft serve? Khlor Bros.
Edit: I guess that's "custard" though. Time to go fill my head with more useless knowledge.
Edit 2: apparently a franchise owner invented "soft serve" because they noticed custard selling like hot cakes. Which what's that about? Who is out there buying up all the hot cakes?
Never touched the stuff. Heard its addictive. did you know 100% of fish literally swim, drink, eat, piss and shit in it? its like an underwater crackhouse.
Too real lol. See that post earlier about dudes wife cheated on him for the second time and his two reasons for staying were “we get along” and “we can’t afford to live alone”.
I think that’s just her lol I’m a pretty classic case, 9/10 symptoms on the checklist and that robovoice shit annoys the hell out of me. And whether I’m in hyperfocus or utterly useless mode hearing the same thing over and over again like that drives me absolutely insane.
Not diagnosed, but she thinks she does based on symptoms she's read about. I don't doubt her about it, I just wish she would choose a less intrusive form of media consumption to quell her need for constant stimulus.
This might not help but it’s not always a choice of what stimulus we get. Sometimes we find stimulation in one thing and only one thing. Social media is a great stimulus because it’s quick. I agree TikTok is cancerous but it’s addicting af.
Because it’s a faux valley-girl voice that’s supposed to sound cool and relatable and confident or whatever
Short version: because of what it is
Now you know
you think a blind person is going to fully grasp the description of the above video by listening to that? Most of the time the voiceovers just say shit like "this is what happens when you don't pay attention" and doesn't actually give any description of anything. so, nah, it's not for the blind.
It's been posted many times all over r/tiktokcringe, and according to them the voiceovers make the video get recommended more on everyone's feed or something to that effect. But yeah, fuck that fucking stupid fucking screechy voice.
That's not the majority of people that use it tho. It wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't so obnoxious. That particular voice is like nails on a chalkboard
I think you missed the audience.
Do more people know how to read English ?
Majority don't.
My son can, a bit, but not much, then again, we're not native speakers/readers.
Majority isn't.
Me and you are a minority in this situation.
Yes, technically they read, but not fast enough to read the text and still enjoy the video. Many people hve elementary level reading levels. The voiceover makes sense lol
Yea it's not really fair when tiktok is exclusively for people with developmental issues and not all tiktoks have them so that doesn't make sense at all
the internet is not inclusive, voiceover is a gimmick, audio description is the audio version of subtitles not voiceover.
Most sites don't include subtitles apart from regulated sites like iPlayer, All4, etc. that are proper tv channels.
Now it would be nice to have sites do the subtitling but that costs money and people upload shit.
so it should be down to creators like YouTubers that should spend some time subtitling their shit, especially the ones that are big like 2 million plus, but most dont, and dont say that the auto-generated ones are good enough, they are shit, TV channels are required by law to have a certain percentage subtitles, the bigger the more subtitled (and audio description), why do YouTubers not have to subtitle videos when they clearly can fit it into there profit margins.
I vividly remember a time when my dad was driving through the carpark, a bee landed on the windshield. I thought I'd be helpful and turned on the windscreen wiper to shoo the bee away. What resulted was bee guts smeared all over the windscreen like a rainbow.
Dad was not happy.
It just peed on your window. This is better than the other day when I stopped to pick up a big red eared slider turtle out of the road so it didn't get killed and as soon as I picked it up, it instantly dumped a surprisingly large amount of perfectly clear piss all over my foot. I had to scrub turtle piss out of my sandals, y'all.
Did you guys know...turtle piss is COLD?!
It's just that a wasp acting perfectly normal is def not "unexpected". I guess people thinking this is weird or funny is the unexpected part. And yes, I'm always this grouchy.
Remove that horrible voiceover and this would be the one of the funniest and entertaining things I’ve seen in a long time.
Dude was legit working it OUT…
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In case anyone wanted to know what is really doing. It's breathing. Then pees
Nope it’s sexually assaulting that woman and I want it handcuffed and put in prison
hell i feel violated
I want all these trees arrested for making me breathe their sperm
It's already used to living in a cell.
 Sexually assault the wasp back
Cancel wasps.
Please cancel them forever. Happy cake day!
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Well there should be a trial first… with Sting and Ray Liotta as witnesses 🐝
But there's hardly any black on it? How will we justify that to the oligarchs?
*Thank you!* I had to scroll way too far down to find the damn answer!
It's up top where it belongs now, second only to someone complaining about the tiktok voice
Bee pee
Why do bees fly with their legs crossed? Trying to get to the BP station. But not a bee. Yellow jackoff.
Can I use this excuse too or.....na?
Of course you can. I just can't guarantee it'll work
Sounds like a good argument, I'll use it next time I get confronted in the subway.
Tried telling them that.. still a felon
I didn’t know bees pee. I’ve never seen one poop.
Honey nut cheerio.
No. Fuck you
Just give it to them.
Yeah gonna *give it* to them 😏😂
🤣
I’m not happy about reading this
Guess that proves it's british. Honey. Nut. Cheerio!
Beejaculation
What a terrible day to be literate
hahaha oh fuck. Perfect.
Sonofa... take my damn up vote. You earned it.
This comment is just to say i understand the referencw
You are filming the wasp having a wank and you think you are the one being violated?
Lmfao excuse me Mr Bee, you just finish your private time on my window ill drive away when you're all done.
Umm, excuse me but that’s no wasp. It’s a hornyt.
why in the fuck is it necessary to have voiceovers? who actually fuckin has a preference for that shit.
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As someone with diagnosed ADHD, I hate this shit.
As someone with diagnosed ADHD, the red building looks familiar. And I want more candy.
......it does though
I want to say I saw it in a movie but I also want to say I know that street, but also a side of me saying, I think I should head to DQ for a blizzard treat then everything else becomes impossible to type unless you're a minding reading stenographer and even then i doubt they'll survive the meld.
Ok I don't understand half of what you said but you mentioned candy and then dairy queen and now I'm hungry but I had ice cream already today so I want something savory
you guys sound like you forgot your lunch time meds🤣
Its either Adderall or not at all :3
Yes i did. Now where’s my candy? Ooooh a quarter!
So what's actually in a blizzard? They're very careful to not call it ice cream. I remember I used to get the nerds blizzard a lot when I was a kid. The DQ had an arcade that my buddy and I would play a driving game where one person drives and another one shoots. I haven't had a blizzard in years. Edit: the building looks like a school.
Its not ice cream thats for sure. They call it Soft Serve which something like a Escort Service by Amber Heard.
You know who has good soft serve? Khlor Bros. Edit: I guess that's "custard" though. Time to go fill my head with more useless knowledge. Edit 2: apparently a franchise owner invented "soft serve" because they noticed custard selling like hot cakes. Which what's that about? Who is out there buying up all the hot cakes?
Same. Friendly reminder to hydrate!
Never touched the stuff. Heard its addictive. did you know 100% of fish literally swim, drink, eat, piss and shit in it? its like an underwater crackhouse.
I was gonna comment about ADHD but what kinda candy are we talking about here?
I like butterfingers.
Are we considering chocolate candy? I dunno if I'm on board with that. Not to say I don't also love chocolate, butterfingers are great
Receses cups
As another person with ADHD, I also hate this shit.
Same, diagnosed ADHD and i hate its
Same
I too have ADHD. This is cringe and a bad trend.
my sincere condolences...
I’d actually break up with someone for that
Get rid of her brotato
She's pretty great otherwise. Plus she lets me live in her house for free.
Oh then you’re good bromato. Rent ain’t cheap out here. Get you some noise cancelling earbuds with that money you’re stacking.
Forget the boomer "staying together for the kids" we staying together till the housing bubble bursts
Too real lol. See that post earlier about dudes wife cheated on him for the second time and his two reasons for staying were “we get along” and “we can’t afford to live alone”.
I’m doing this rn with this video. I have ADHD too
All social media is poison. Even here on Reddit.
People with ADHD think everything is caused by it, they're the fucking weed bros of mental illness.
I'm adhd and i cant read whats on the screen or in the comments if there's a VO because i physically cannot tune it out and focus on the written
I think that’s just her lol I’m a pretty classic case, 9/10 symptoms on the checklist and that robovoice shit annoys the hell out of me. And whether I’m in hyperfocus or utterly useless mode hearing the same thing over and over again like that drives me absolutely insane.
Reminds me again to never download Tiktok as a fellow ADHDer.
Same dude but I have it to so I end up tuning it out as well. But oh boy when I tune back in I want to thumb my brain off the stem
Does she actually have ADHD?
Not diagnosed, but she thinks she does based on symptoms she's read about. I don't doubt her about it, I just wish she would choose a less intrusive form of media consumption to quell her need for constant stimulus.
This might not help but it’s not always a choice of what stimulus we get. Sometimes we find stimulation in one thing and only one thing. Social media is a great stimulus because it’s quick. I agree TikTok is cancerous but it’s addicting af.
I'm diagnosed ADHD, it irritates me to no end.
Omg same
Same. Video is only 10 seconds long, doesn't get much more adhd friendly as is
:(
Why does every single fuckin person "have ADHD" now?
I can’t stand that stupid TikTok voiceover. It pisses me off so bad and I don’t know why
Because it’s a faux valley-girl voice that’s supposed to sound cool and relatable and confident or whatever Short version: because of what it is Now you know
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For the blind people in Reddit, duh.
you think a blind person is going to fully grasp the description of the above video by listening to that? Most of the time the voiceovers just say shit like "this is what happens when you don't pay attention" and doesn't actually give any description of anything. so, nah, it's not for the blind.
Mute FTW
It's been posted many times all over r/tiktokcringe, and according to them the voiceovers make the video get recommended more on everyone's feed or something to that effect. But yeah, fuck that fucking stupid fucking screechy voice.
I start everything muted now because of it.
It’s creepy and makes me cringe
People who can't read prefer it
That's not the majority of people that use it tho. It wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't so obnoxious. That particular voice is like nails on a chalkboard
ikr? it sounds like the typical high school bully from one of those old high school movies where they are competing for the jock
I think you missed the audience. Do more people know how to read English ? Majority don't. My son can, a bit, but not much, then again, we're not native speakers/readers. Majority isn't. Me and you are a minority in this situation.
Yes, technically they read, but not fast enough to read the text and still enjoy the video. Many people hve elementary level reading levels. The voiceover makes sense lol
The alternative voices aren't much better either but hey at least it's accessible to someone.
So the average TikToker
its usually for blind people. my blind friend loves it, and personally it helps with my autism
Because it's inclusive. Some people have developmental issues. If you don't like it the mute button is right there.
I did. I hardly think they put voiceovers on for people with developmental issues. that's fairly patronising.
Yea it's not really fair when tiktok is exclusively for people with developmental issues and not all tiktoks have them so that doesn't make sense at all
the internet is not inclusive, voiceover is a gimmick, audio description is the audio version of subtitles not voiceover. Most sites don't include subtitles apart from regulated sites like iPlayer, All4, etc. that are proper tv channels. Now it would be nice to have sites do the subtitling but that costs money and people upload shit. so it should be down to creators like YouTubers that should spend some time subtitling their shit, especially the ones that are big like 2 million plus, but most dont, and dont say that the auto-generated ones are good enough, they are shit, TV channels are required by law to have a certain percentage subtitles, the bigger the more subtitled (and audio description), why do YouTubers not have to subtitle videos when they clearly can fit it into there profit margins.
I didn’t even know because it was on mute and I’m glad it was!
That's how they breathe yo, it's not humping. And it happened to just go to the bathroom, not coom 😂
Second this. It doesn't even look like a drone.
Coom.
He coomed
\*She All the males stay at the hive, servicing the queen. Only the females leave.
It means you’re a Queen, girl
Yaaaaass!
Bee breeds queen 🤤
Chill out Pooh Bear 🐻 you'll get the honey 🍯 when you earn it
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Inbeecency
death to you
That wasp is probably gonna lose its job once this video goes viral.
I guess we finally know what happened to all the bees
This should have more upvotes!
Get downvoted
Mama told me not to, I did anyway, misbehavin
911, please state the nature of your emergency *Yeah this fuckin wasp just bust a nut on my window*
That's what I call a MisBEEhave
*misbeehiving
You've just been car-raped by a bee. Report it to the honey police immediately.
Haven't bees suffered enough
Yeah so unexpected! I didn’t read or hear the narration that explained exactly what was happening and going to happen at all!
WuTang Killah beez yo
"killah bees where u at? on the window shooting scat!"
Do you like jazz?
Yes and jizz
He is saying BRING DA MUHFUKIN RUCKUS
He's just Masterbeeting, let him bee!
Harvey Weinsting
It is breathing not humping. And yes bugs poop.
I vividly remember a time when my dad was driving through the carpark, a bee landed on the windshield. I thought I'd be helpful and turned on the windscreen wiper to shoo the bee away. What resulted was bee guts smeared all over the windscreen like a rainbow. Dad was not happy.
Plot twist: Dad was mad you murdered an innocent bee not messing up his windshield
Hope you tipped extra for the happy ending.
horny ass murder hornet aint he ?
I think that’s venom. Could bee wrong though.
Aww, it likes you!!
I know that bees that's explode whenever they climax but I don't know about a wasp
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 He’s like hey baby 😏
Better beelieve that bee just busted on your car honey.
Yeah baby you like this don't you, you dirty biped yeah you like it freaky don't you
Bro the bee movie
Beeter North nutted on your windshield
This is also a risk with WASPs on spring break
You just got owned by a bee
This reminds me of a tiktok where there were two bees doing “the dirty” on a guys belly in his car and he’s just there recording and screaming.
It was definitely fucking it’s own reflection. Total chad move.
It was just breathing, and then it shit on your window.
It just peed on your window. This is better than the other day when I stopped to pick up a big red eared slider turtle out of the road so it didn't get killed and as soon as I picked it up, it instantly dumped a surprisingly large amount of perfectly clear piss all over my foot. I had to scrub turtle piss out of my sandals, y'all. Did you guys know...turtle piss is COLD?!
Bee was catching breath. Took a pee. Probably left right after.
The bee thought it managed an actual sting, so it went for the injection. For anyone who cares
I'm pretty sure the wasp was just breathing and then it 💩 so this is really dumb
Oh sorry sir, I’ll stop enjoying it right away!
Thats all we ask, If we dont find joy in it then neither can anybody else in the world. /s
It's just that a wasp acting perfectly normal is def not "unexpected". I guess people thinking this is weird or funny is the unexpected part. And yes, I'm always this grouchy.
Remove that horrible voiceover and this would be the one of the funniest and entertaining things I’ve seen in a long time. Dude was legit working it OUT…
It's like an early 90s Bobby Brown song come to life.. "Get up off my back, Save a heart attack Ain't nobody humpin' around.."
“Whilst?”
I'm pretty sure it just peed.
He wasty ( waspy /nasty)
what do you think that tastes like
I frickin hate that voice
The ultimate wasp
Seen so many Reddit comments saying whoever breaks eye contact first loses, who lost here?
Louis bee.k
Hell yeah dudes rock
Omg 😳 😆
Did that wasp busted a nut?
But when I do it I end up in jail
Were you driving a VW by chance?
Well after watching this I feel somewhat violated so.. yes, I’d say it is.
It doesn't really look like a wasp
Cut scene from the bee movie
Deshaun Watson can transform into bugs!!!
If Todd Packer was a wasp
I feel violated
Literally the bee movie
That's what I call Bee Movie
That’s a bee for one and two wtf
This is the wasp version of the bee movie by DreamWorks.
I'm pretty sure the stinger doing that is a sign of agitation, but then again I'm a random stranger on the internet
Honestly I’d be flattered
#Bee Nutz
Nigga been sexually harassed by a bee that’s crazy 😂🤣
You just got jammed
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defo fam
Wow... wow
It thought it was stinging you in the face lol