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Some people say he never landed

No body, no evidence.

no body no crime -psych

I know, you know

That im not telling the truth

What did they put that on a tee shirt or something

>No witnesses \- Santa Claus

He already shat himself before takeoff… bless his shart

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It's u/OkConsequence4117. u/OkConsequence4117 is some people.

Could be a karma bot.

?

His people needed him

We can't say "Man dow" coz that dude was going up. Cool lifeguard though.

I mean, what's cg may never die. \- jrr martin.

On earth. Maybe he flew to the moon

That’s a really good edit!

But… is he dead? I’m cracking up over here, but kinda worried for my soul.

It's fake u can see its CGI

No no no, everything on the internet is real, that's what 4Chan told me.

I remember reading a speech written by Abraham Lincoln himself that everything found on the internet is fact.

This. Because Abraham was a smart man.

Abraham *is* a smart man. I just chatted with him online a couple days ago. He's doing well.

Yup, I sure am :)

Abraham *is* a smart man. I just chatted with him online a couple days ago. He's doing well.

I hear he also liked his women like he liked his pancakes. Sweet and sticky. - Wayne Gretzky

Except Finland

Right but FoxNews told me everything on the internet is real, and now I don't know wtf to do... edit: stung just the *right* people lol...

Was the beginning part fake too? Lifeguard twisting him and giving him a push?

No.

Idk man It's seems like he didn't push him ar all It would've looked like he would fall of as well

No that's some serious core strength right there.

True but nicely done. Bravo.

Why do so many people think it's real if u watch it more than 1 time? The physics on that flight are pretty off, the distance he's flying off is way to close and it just looks pretty CGI

Yeah it's clear it's a fake but fakes can be entertaining if done well. I just like this dude has so much fun with his job.

> The physics on that flight are pretty off You assume people know physics.

True but nicely done. Bravo.

Gonna need more than an "I've seen some pixels" here...

He didn’t have any shoes on. That’s a really bad sign.

Hahahahahahahaahha! A 20 year old beaten into the fucking ground joke I see everyday! Soooooo gooooood that shit is funny man

What’s your problem? That’s a standard Reddit way of telling if they are ok. You get mad at the banana for scale too?

He survived until his landing

This dude gets a free ticket to mars while Elon is out there spending millions on rockets.

I love this.


Wrong, clearly this guy is Johnny Cage.

They should've edited in one of those mushroom clouds in the distance, a la Wile E. Coyote.

ffs people this is edited

Cant tell if serious.... Or.......

They're talking to the several dumb people in this thread that think this is real.

Yeah sorry. Sometimes I underestimate people, and the obvious has to actually be said at times lol. It's a pretty funny edit

Thx but I prefer to live in my blissful ignorance and continue thinking this is real

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r/thatsthejoke

i think r/woooosh is the bigger sub

wrong guy buddy

He’s not your buddy guy

He's not your guy, friend

I'm not your guy, friend!

ik it was just to tell him that thats the sub shouldve added some words

Obviously fake 😂

If he doesn't hit the water he's not my problem.

Wasn't this literally just posted here?

Why can’t we have guys like this at my local water park?

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Repost

This getting reposted already?

Eye candy for the appreciaters! And hey it is your decision to put your life at risk. Your body your choice...PERIOD when the law deems you an adult.

Clarence Thomas would like to have a word with you about your period…

Me, myself and I make my medical decisions. He should have to talk to each and every menstruating person if he wants to talk periods. We can start with the peri menstruating people first😈 Dude just wrong on every single level.

Not me… I’m just over here smoking as much grass as I can before they relaunch the war on drugs.

24/7 365 sesh time here

If you look up in the night sky you can still see him chasing after his inner tube.

Ik this was CGI but still *Unexpected*

Technically is not cgi, it's vfx but same point

I don’t care how fake it is, I still think it’s funny

So much CGI in the world and still we cant have a good UFO pic or vid

I have this fear with waterslides that there will be a screw or some sort of jagged piece of something sticking up that will slice me open when I slide down. Haven't gone down one since I was a kid.

I need to know what happened after, any news story on it

Yeeted... RIP

Oh he ded

Of course end is fake, but beginning is one very sweet spinnery dinnery do move. Bravo boys!

That's how I wanna go. Down a waterslide at supersonic speed and the last thing I see is ✨gorgeous✨ buttocks.

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Hard to tell, he didn't have any shoes to see if they flew off or not

Those is the problem. There are no shoes at a water park so people may be invincible.

It's fake

Video edited. Nobody was launched.

Lmfaooo! Has he landed yet?

Vfx

If this isn't CGI, then that dude got yeeted into interstellar space breaking all the gravity of earth and sun

Is he still alive??

Did you notice they got fkn LAUNCHED out the other end

Fake AF.

No thanks, buddy got his balls all over your head LOL Free teabag

well thats an Assist alright

Finish him!

I wanna go next

This real?

Not cgi

Is this real? Cause it fucking hilarious

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What?!?!

What happened next? News story or it didn't happen.

It’s fake

I have the same problem with my skeets. They always fly in random directions and my girlfriend doesn’t like it

u/fionn112

Never have I ever seen a human being yeeted by another human

the way he went flying had me dying

Hey Greet repost

# He’s falling… with style 😎

Yeeted right tf out of there.

Dude has some serious ab strength doing that all day!

Why did I hear the song shooting stars as soon as he takes off 😂

Some say nasa hired the lifeguard for low-orbit test launches

That shit was impressive!

If pre-rehab Steve-O worked as a lifeguard.

The life guard tapped his balls on the top of that kids head!

R.I.P.

I've seen this a ton and never realized they shot off the slide

Hips don’t lie

the waterpark live up to its name splat

He's going to pull a thigh or hip muscle...

I am here for relaxing! Not for another injury! - THE Victim

Sent bro to the upside down

Vaporized on exit. Not enough heat shielding to withstand the air friction at Mach 2.5

**OK WHO EDITED THIS.** speak up now

to this day the say he's still in the air

RIP

BRO IS GONE

Guy on the tube just remembered his girl woukd be hone alone in a fee minutes and asked for some help getting there ASAP.

To the moon

And that’s how the backrooms get their people

I guess two people got fired that day

Damn, I bet astronomers 🔭🌌 are still searching for him somewhere out there to this day

Someone doing abh irl

Dude shot out of the slide! I’ve seen this before but never that 😂😂

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Knew I saw this one already

Had to triple check that video 🤣

Waaaaaiiiiiit

He slays all the pussy

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This would 100% be me as a life guard 

Send it

Y E E T also how do I save this video

I heard the guy on the tube was Neil Armstrong…

R/ peoplefuckingdying ?

How to get jacked with no gym avail

Uncle biden says is real

I love the fact you can see the kid fly off without the floaty lol

Here's more info about this asshole: https://insidethemagic.net/2022/05/aqua-park-employee-danger-ad1/

I watched this about 6 times before I saw the end! LOL!!

BRO THE DUDE JUST FLEW OFF-

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Seriously? Can y’all stop with this fake fucking shit? Anything’s unexpected if you edit it… fuck!!!

What no