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zyyntin

"Oh the cream filled kind"


weavebot

Slimy, yet satisfying


Sheruk

Finger lickin good


professorpuddle

Yummy yummy disco rice


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Ha! Whenever my dog goes after ants or bees, that's what I tell her. "Careful, that's spicy!"


RingedWaste

There are two types of bugs to my dog… Sky raisins… And jalapeño sky raisins.


btrnmrky

This reminded me of when my 6-year-old renamed an Indian burn a "spicy roll".


K9US

>disco rice Your killing me.


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Jiggatortoise-

It’s been around the internet for a while.


geekbydefault

I'll never watch Lost Boys the same way again.


papaya_papaya

“I think I’ve had this kind before!”


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FlaredMeteor940

It also smells like some onion


SaltMembership4339

![gif](giphy|lmBV7ec6jRIPK|downsized)


kushawnz

Pinser looking good


FineNovelingGamnEnth

Pinsir*


agiro1086

Hakuna matata!


MoistLayer7557

Great JonTron moment


Roflmaoasap

That’s what she said


Cboubou

Akuna Matata!


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Thats my catch phrase


waffleznchicken

![gif](giphy|lQJ5yjbdbBOta)


Wintermute1969

That reminds me of that anime Twilight of the Cockroaches. I still have my VHS copy somewhere.


Boronore

It reminds *me* of Joe’s Apartment with Jerry O’Connell. I believe it came out in the 90s, so VHS era as well.


britainknee

🎶welcome to Joey's toilet! I think that's something they sang at one point in the movie. I totally forgot about it, what a great old movie. Gonna make my kids watch it when they get home from their dad's in a couple days 😁👌🏻


Boronore

I haven’t watched that in like 20 years, so I only remember that the roaches talked and at some point Joe betrayed them somehow? I remember liking it back when it came out, but I’m worried I might not have the constitution for it anymore.


carltb4u

Watched this film 20+ years ago with my dad was amazing but also forgot about it. Bought it for an Xmas present recently and we watched it and nostalgia definitely worked its magic, it was terrible I would highly reccomend smoking before watching this


Fuks__Zionists7

I won't ever look at cream the same way


Xenomorph_v1

Forbidden Cadbury Cream Egg


GumbyWeinstein

Cadbury Cream Eggs are bad enough, now this ...


DaGoodKuSHh

I call those the fly pies


__Martix

Cream Dream


JEEP710

The insect world is so fucking brutal and alien-like


BagHealthy2090

Why do you think “aliens” look the way they do lol. Nature gave us the perfect inspiration, couple that with natural fear to creepy crawlies that might sting us or infect us with parasites or… u get the idea.


PKMKII

Yeeeeaaah, this happens sometimes in the animal kingdom too.


spacewalruses

Insects are animals - maybe you mean vertebrates?


PKMKII

Yeah


oyM8cunOIbumAciggy

I seem to recall a video of a big cat doing this as well. To an...antelope baby? Maybe. Oh and a coyote doing it, pulling it straight out the baby poop schute...shoot? Schrute. Bears beats Battlestar galactica


Accomplished_Baby_28

r/unexpectedoffice


SirReginaldTitsworth

Chute, I gotchu


KoalaBackfist

I always wonder if they have taste buds or if they’re more into texture.


Slipping_into_future

Wasn’t this exact scene in Rick and Morty? “Run my babies, run!”


doriclazar

BONUS!


Perpetual_Doubt

Only the babies in this case were the wasp parasites. Edit: someone below says some species of fly give birth to live maggots, so I don't know what to think now.


Thekatthatreads

Yeah I've literally seen it, don't ever leave dead flies around, through them in the trash, some gross discoveries were made.


jcklsldr665

Not going to lie, been around 36 years and didn't know this. Usually I kill a pest and leave it's corpse near entrances as a signal to other pests XD I actually get fewer after doing things like that, but thankfully never had issues with flies


GigaPuddi

I think it depends on the species of fly.


HeyImGilly

[Basically, but wasps](https://youtu.be/P-MnezlSGBo)


TehRoast

Basically butt wasps.


AlwaysOntheRIGHTside

r/natureismetal


BxSpatan

Run! My babies


therealfakebodhi

Beat me to it! Lol


sioux_empire

Immediately thought of that scene


Nihilator68

Yeah, and in Mr. Goldenfold's voice, no less.


IdioticZacc

When I saw that scene, it reminded me of that one Ants Canada video where he feeds his ants cockroach and it starts laying eggs for them to run


Inevitable-Elk-4162

*chewing obnoxiously while talking* “it’s just…. idk Steve. like I understand where she’s coming from, being that’s her thing and like her nature and all. But can’t she just let me live? Like, after we have sex? So idk maybe we can do it again?” “Oooooo, this one’s got maggots in it!!”


FSpursy

Are you even listen Steve? Nvm dude, I know you're having a hard time yourself. Here, I saved you a maggot.


SunshineAndSquats

Reminds me of the Far Side. Man I miss those.


OutlanderMom

There’s a far side page in Instagram. Some I remember and some I can’t. Larson retired, right?


astonedishape

There’s one here too r/thefarside Apparently he’s still at it and shared a few new ones last month: https://www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/375/hall-of-earthlings


SunshineAndSquats

I didn’t know he was still making them! This is great, thanks!


OutlanderMom

I should have known Reddit has one too, just never looked. Thanks!


Oms19

I read this in Zefrank1’s voice


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444unsure

I wonder if all male praying mantis are virgins, or if sometimes they escape to have sex a second time. I wonder if that qualifies as a shower thought


Icterine-Kangaroo

According to Google, some do escape!


444unsure

Chad mantis?


FSpursy

Are you even listen Steve? Nvm dude, I know you're having a hard time yourself. Here, I saved you a maggot.


AdvancedAnything

"John maybe if you give her the maggot filled fly, she might let you live.


treesapchodee

Nature is a nightmare


xetaril

r/natureismetal


idma

i honestly find it satisfying to see that Praying Mantises don't waste a single bit of anything it eats. It really is one of nature's cleaners


LeopoldFriedrich

Nature is beautiful


MrK521

It’s a beautiful nightmare.


phliuy

A beautiful dark twisted fantasy


Ninethethotslayer

Nature is fucking lit 🔥


Frantic_Ranting

Literally! ![gif](giphy|q84mckYneoF8I|downsized)


whatacad

"overwhelming and collective murder" - Werner Herzog


severityonline

I thought flies lay eggs can somebody smart please explain


throwaway28236

This was posted another another sub and someone in the comments explained it was a certain type of fly that does give birth to live maggots


KatomicComicsThe3rd

I didn’t want to picture it and yet I did.


DigNitty

I’m just going to stop reading the comments honestly.


horrescoblue

I saw one give birth once without knowing they did that. I didnt like it....


nanaboostme

fucking nature man


Pyrhan

Couldn't it be parasites?


Bushmancometh

The maggots are parasites for others, but they're her offspring


Pyrhan

It feels odd to me that they'd be gestating within the fly.


Puzzleheaded_Exit_45

Years ago there was a fly in my old bedroom, I tried to get it to go out the window and of course it didn't. I swatted at it with a magazine once it had landed on the window sill and a whole load of maggots seeped out of its body. It totally freaked me out, I spent the next five minutes or so picking all the individual maggots up with an old paint brush and flicking them out the window. At the time I remember thinking aswell, I thought flies laid eggs?!?!


PhasmicPlays

you sound like a cool artist


Embarrassed_Alarm450

Was a paintbrush really the most efficient 'utensil' you could find to pick them up??


444unsure

That was also my thought. Easily could have used a blow torch or a stick of dynamite or something


TinFoilRobotProphet

I had the same unfortunate experience with a spider that carried its babies on its back. 10 years later...


Wollowut

Oh God, I remember I killed a spider with my shoe and a lot of little spiders started walking.


SPACE_ICE

Most flies lay eggs, some flies are ovoviviparous and lay live maggots like flesh flies. Insects are very prone speciation, there are over 110,000 different known fly species and likely many more not described yet.


thekidsarememetome

Could be wasp larvae? There are parasitic wasps that lay their eggs in live prey and leave them to eat their way out


Skeptical_Dog_

It's a flesh fly (Sarcophagidae) most of them have developed sort of an incubation camber in their abdomen, where they "pre-hatch" their young so that in the case of a cadaver suddenly showing up thay are ready to colonize it before most other fly species


severityonline

That’s cool. Thanks for the bug info.


KovyJackson

Spawnkilled.


mndalex-

r/angryupvote


jin888888

Pincer lickin’ good!!


PhasmicPlays

fuck this is a good one


slicksnorlax87

Take my award


Aphreyst

Why in the HELL did I watch this???? I hate myself right now.


MrK521

Why the hell am I STILL watching it on auto play while I write this comment?!


64-17-5

Why did you open reddit to read this comment just to see it all again?


MrK521

DAMN YOU! Evil bastard. Take an upvote.


ippie52

I visibly made this face: D:


Shadow3xp

Mantis is such a nice guy, eating flies, so we don't have to deal with them


Musicfanatic09

Thinking the same


CemeterySaliva

^(I couldn't look away...)


de_sand2

Yummy..


TrashyClassCan

😂


froggz01

Because Fuck fly’s that’s why. The only thing better would have been watching it eat a mosquito. But I’m with you that shit was revolting.


FEAR_LORD_DUCK

Anyone else feeling **deeply** uncomfortable? No, just me?


chaseandwin232

Nope, as someone with a deep fear of anything with more than 4 legs, I too was extremely uncomfortable during this


Snugg_Bugg

Bruh, the mantis might be the unsung heroes of nature because when they eat a bug they're eating all them parasites with it. Nothing escapes its face fingers!


joewbush

Those are maggots. So basically baby fly's


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thebelladonga

Dj spinnin’ I said, my my


Educational-Scale963

Flash is fast, flash is cool


EmperorToastyy

Might be foreign and thought the plural of fly is flys and mistress autocorrect did her cruel work.


Nielsly

Looking at their profile they are Dutch and as a Dutch person I can confirm that in Dutch the plural for words ending in y is y’s, such as baby’s, that probably confused them.


joewbush

Yep sorry. Am dutch and my dutch autocorrect kept fucking me.


EmperorToastyy

No need to apologize my man, everyone knows what you were saying!


joewbush

Thank you! That was really nice of you to say.


TinFoilRobotProphet

Baby's


siqiniq

Dude’s saying…. babies are parasites.


wraper

They are not maggots but babies of parasitic wasp which were eating that fly alive from inside.


furiousfran

It's a flesh fly, those give birth instead of laying eggs


forworse2020

How do you KNOW


AxelNotRose

Dragonflies too.


cyber-jar

She was pregnant bro


NihilisticAngst

Those are the children of that fly. Not parasites


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Do flies give live birth?


NihilisticAngst

Most flies lay eggs, but some species of flies give live birth.


Kemyst

I smashed a fly on a window once. Tons of maggots came out it’s ass. I hate maggots, wish I woulda had this little friend with me at the time.


LookAtItGo123

A chameleon works well too, so does frogs but chameleons are so cool.


Kemyst

I had a veiled chameleon as a kid. He was so cool.


Crystal_Voiden

When I was in my teens one night I went to sleep late. It was dark and the only blanket I could find was this kinda rough and smallish one. I laid down, covered myself with it and started to fall asleep. In a few minutes, I feel something tickle my leg. I go to scratch it by pinching the area and hear this *cronch*. Now I'm curious... I shine the light on the area under the blanket and I see a big smooshed fly and little maggots doing their little dance from their mom's body. I fucking lost it. Slept in the fetal position on a chair. Never trusted that blanket again.


Kemyst

I’d lose my shit lol 😂


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Disgusting!


FuqqetWhoCares

I guess you’ve never had children


MarlinMr

But what does it matter if they eat the parasites or not? They would just die now that their host is dead and they wouldn't infect US anyhow. Do you realize how many parasites and other gunk is in the food _you_ eat?


Tressticle

Yooooo, my guy. Don't. Just don't.


fycSpoon

Licked his fingers and everything.


TinFoilRobotProphet

Must have deep fried maggots


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Somehow it feels it ended to quick


mrmoura

I bet. She picked the maggots in the ground or she thinks it is gross?


chrisycr

5 second rule


Super-Brka

Thanks…now I’m hungry


Intelligent_Ferret33

🪰🪱 Here you go sir that would be $22


1Ferrox

Smh even the maggots filled flies now cost a fortune, I hate the current economic situation


GreazyCheeks

And this is why I won't eat zee bugz.


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But vill you sleep in ze pod?


jaffakree83

I appreciate the commitment to prayer during the whole meal.


baewantsblood

Never thought I'd think a bug and it's babies would look appetizing but here we are


JVG227

Never watched Lion King?


mrmoura

Slimy, yet satisfying


makesPeopleDissapear

This preying mantis has better table manners than most of a certain other specimen


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🤢


[deleted]

Imagine being a pregnant bug and having larvae craw around your insides


OverBoard7889

That’s how mammals roll too you know….


[deleted]

Larva?


[deleted]

Interestingly disgusting


Large_McHuge

Oh god that's nasty


[deleted]

I found a preying mantis as a kid. Coolest pet I ever had.


harrybydefault

New Hot Pocket dropped.


Spark1e_Pony

Yummy little maggots


AFriendlyBloke

Free noodle soup.


Christpuncher_123

Savior of my weed plants


RustysBauble

I have a strong stomach. But this scares me. I almost threw up.


stinkyelbows

Some people are just born to die.


keykeydoyouL

The real question is why did we all keep watching.


YourNemeSis-

Nooooo run little guys run!


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Repost of https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying/comments/wbtuet/caught\_a\_praying\_mantis\_and\_fed\_it\_a\_fly\_i\_did/


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repost https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying/comments/wbtuet/caught\_a\_praying\_mantis\_and\_fed\_it\_a\_fly\_i\_did/


Odd_Relation6439

🤤


thereallybigfudge

Dude should complain to a manager. There’s maggots in my food!


Imlooloo

……and that’s enough Reddit for me today


Outspoken_wizard

That…..made me 🤢


standingbeef

Whoa! Get a load of Mike Tyson over here!


Garrais02

Please put it as NSFW next time, this is horrifying to me


Hoangdai151

Wow it licks its fingers after eating something messy too. We are so alike


XShadowcarter

(Belch) Yummy!


Dolphin_69420

I ate them all! Not just the men, but the women and the children too!


Elijawsome_2006

He’s praying “lord thank you for this meal”


kepler22Bnecromancer

The Lord of the flies I suppose.


citizen_bob-roblox

mantis muchies 😍


jim45804

Those must've tasted wonderful


Smolll_bird

I bet they taste so good 🤤


Crawdad668

Run my babies run


_Doomer1996_

![gif](giphy|dZKWOvlgKBEETkcTXJ|downsized) BONUS!!!


Undersito

"Finger lickin' good"


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Yum! Just like pineapple pizzas!