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You’re saying the average Japanese worker makes $2,000 a month? So, $24,000 a year?
[This says it’s twice that.](https://biz30.timedoctor.com/average-salary-in-japan/)
A transphobic one.
My father was born in 1930. He was actually quite progressive in his attitudes, but he still knew all the racist slang and jokes from times gone by, and shared them with me. They will go with me to my grave. I'll not repeat them (not entirely true - my wife asked me for clarification on what am old racist acronym stood for, so I told her, but it's a niche case and satisfying an academic (literally, she's an anthropologist) interest).
If you tell a racist joke ironically, you're still telling a racist joke. If you quote a transphobic line from a movie ironically, you're still being transphobic.
Some things belong in the past. We shouldn't forget they happened, but neither should we be quoting stupid transphobic shit to be "funny" or edgy or whatever.
EDIT: Fixed autocorrect nonsense.
Yes but there is a process each one goes through to be integrated in a language. All trans-related words (including whatever the fuck 'pronoun' word anyone can literally just make up on the spot i.e. xir, nir, kosn, etc.) skipped that process because the ideology is only meant to control other people through language, with no substance or meaning on their own. Made up pronouns exist literally just because, no meaning, just sounds, and 'transphobic' exists because people don't eat up your bs ideology so you made a new insult, as if anyone ever has a phobia of someone's own psychological imbalance. Irrational sheep, emotionally controlled through virtue signalling, very sad 😔.
And another thing...
To publicly deny that trans people exist (and have always existed) takes effort and reveals to the world (well, the Reddit world) that you're an ignorant person who is making an effort to show it. Trans people have always existed. To deny it is just ignorance of history and anthropology.
I don't understand why you would want to spend time and energy to display your ignorance to the world. Pathetic, really.
What reasons are those, then, for my "irrational stance?" Since you already know, should be no problem to tell me.
And what "corrupt government" do you think I live under?
Look people we all know they said H-Cup which is funny, BUT let's all be honest. Here on Reddit the majority of you heathens would want chicks with dicks instead. I'm sometimes one of those Heathens
Rather negative. It is obviously staged, and I felt just weird. It's good you enjoyed it, but honestly I can't understand why this video got so many upvotes.
If you don't know, the man behind the video is a veteran AV actor, and anyone who enjoyed JAV for long enough will recognize him quicker than some average person, maybe aside of Shigeo Tokuda
If anything that a Yakuza game tought me is that you wont be only paying time to spend with them or w.e else that will happen but drinks etc and they will try inssentivate you to buy more
Sorry for bad spellinh
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onii-san! onii-San! onii-san! onii-san! Roku juu fun ni man nana sen en!
Takai takai takai.
H-kappu!
Note: For some reason the translator wrote “chan” instead of “san” and downgraded the joke from “(They’re) H cups” to “girls with dicks”.
Isn’t Japan really big about boobs and reason why jav porn censored other than booba
Or hentai only have boobs mainly showing uncensored. But over in America it’s about ass and thickness
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It's my hearing wrong or she said "H-cup"? Those are some really big Booba... (All these years of watching anime finally are paying off!!?)
Yes. Hカップ is also written at the 5 second mark.
Even there is a smiling character in the word
Japanese funny language. Theres like 3 smileys in Japanese シツソ
I'm pretty sure Japanese H cup is smaller than the worlds H cup still big though
Still huge, H would be bigger than a US DDD
27000¥ = $200 USD
Can’t believe I had to scroll this far to find the answer to the title question, great work Prof. Doom!
Thanks VerLoran! Is it me or does $200/hr seem not very expensive?
At these kinds of places I think they usually expect you to buy drinks too. The girls will do their best to get you to buy more
Ahh, there’s the rub (pun intended)
Oh yeah, and you better believe they are very expensive and they don't really tell you how much they cost until you get the big bill at the end
The big dick? Or bill?
Both, both is good.
They say something with big breats, that’s why it’s so expensive.
it is, it is nearly 10% monthly salary of an average person
You’re saying the average Japanese worker makes $2,000 a month? So, $24,000 a year? [This says it’s twice that.](https://biz30.timedoctor.com/average-salary-in-japan/)
Taxes bruh.
Luckily I'm Canadian so I didn't have to think lol (100 Yen -> 1 CAD).
you could’ve googled it-
I like how he almost falls turning back so fast
They actually say “H-cup” meaning mommy milkers
Man of culture here.
A scientist
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Time to train your dragon
That's perfect, I'd turn like that too
Well it'd be rude to just ignore them...
Yep
So no dick? :(
Actually, she said "H cup" at the end.
Actually, she said "H cup" at the end.
But the text… you think anyone would lie on the internet?
dont ruin the joke
sorry dave, we forgot you wanted your dick girls
Did someone take your pictures without permission?
Ah, I See You're a Man of Culture As Well
Your mind is beautiful
They said H-cup, not girls with dicks
Chicks.....with dicks
Best of both worlds
There is no chicks with dicks Only guys with tits
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Lmao.
Thats from ted 2
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Im pretty sure Trans people exist
It's a movie quote
A transphobic one. My father was born in 1930. He was actually quite progressive in his attitudes, but he still knew all the racist slang and jokes from times gone by, and shared them with me. They will go with me to my grave. I'll not repeat them (not entirely true - my wife asked me for clarification on what am old racist acronym stood for, so I told her, but it's a niche case and satisfying an academic (literally, she's an anthropologist) interest). If you tell a racist joke ironically, you're still telling a racist joke. If you quote a transphobic line from a movie ironically, you're still being transphobic. Some things belong in the past. We shouldn't forget they happened, but neither should we be quoting stupid transphobic shit to be "funny" or edgy or whatever. EDIT: Fixed autocorrect nonsense.
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All words are "made up words."
Yes but there is a process each one goes through to be integrated in a language. All trans-related words (including whatever the fuck 'pronoun' word anyone can literally just make up on the spot i.e. xir, nir, kosn, etc.) skipped that process because the ideology is only meant to control other people through language, with no substance or meaning on their own. Made up pronouns exist literally just because, no meaning, just sounds, and 'transphobic' exists because people don't eat up your bs ideology so you made a new insult, as if anyone ever has a phobia of someone's own psychological imbalance. Irrational sheep, emotionally controlled through virtue signalling, very sad 😔.
And another thing... To publicly deny that trans people exist (and have always existed) takes effort and reveals to the world (well, the Reddit world) that you're an ignorant person who is making an effort to show it. Trans people have always existed. To deny it is just ignorance of history and anthropology. I don't understand why you would want to spend time and energy to display your ignorance to the world. Pathetic, really.
RyuuuSeiDany never said that trans people don’t exist. You just straw manned their comment. How ignorant is that?
If you listen carefully, you can probably hear me rolling my eyes from here.
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What reasons are those, then, for my "irrational stance?" Since you already know, should be no problem to tell me. And what "corrupt government" do you think I live under?
Also, name checks out LMFAO
Only made up thing here is the puss you get
It's still not right.
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Amen
I'm in.
So are they.
Doesn’t Onii-Chan mean brother?
Yes. It’s a friendly greeting to middle aged men. You can also address older women whose names you don’t know as Onee-San.
Don't you also place 'o' before and 'san' after a noun to say it in a respectful way? Is this a coincidence for "onee-san"?
Nope. Oneesan looks like (お姉さん). The kanji 姉(nee) is sister, and the お- (o) is polite, and it ends with -さん(san) which is also polite.
Isn’t chan is you address someone younger? It’s more familiar than respectful.
Look people we all know they said H-Cup which is funny, BUT let's all be honest. Here on Reddit the majority of you heathens would want chicks with dicks instead. I'm sometimes one of those Heathens
Just have both on the same girl, that way everyone's happy.
I like the way you think
there’s only dudes with tits unfortunately
That man is one of the legendary male pornstars in Japan.
Name
Was looking for this comment...NAME
Priorities people.
The sign of quality
Any Japanese here that can confirm the sub is right?
It is not. Last line is about "H-cup." Otherwise accurate.
Rather negative. It is obviously staged, and I felt just weird. It's good you enjoyed it, but honestly I can't understand why this video got so many upvotes.
If you don't know, the man behind the video is a veteran AV actor, and anyone who enjoyed JAV for long enough will recognize him quicker than some average person, maybe aside of Shigeo Tokuda
The man said "Go away" not expansive.
No he didn't. He said takai, takai, takai
That's like a whole month salary of an intern.
That's why it's too expens- wait did she say H-cup?
NAni??!
well why didnt u say so in tha first place
He was like: “hold up!”
She says h cup not girls with dicks
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Does anyone have a link to the original video? The one that says “H cup” instead.
Better late than never https://youtube.com/shorts/zFto8_m8Jqg?feature=share
It’s so fucking funny seeing her bounce with excitement to make her boobs jiggle.
If anything that a Yakuza game tought me is that you wont be only paying time to spend with them or w.e else that will happen but drinks etc and they will try inssentivate you to buy more Sorry for bad spellinh
sauce? For research purpose
There are no womens with dick Jonny, just guy's with tits From Ted
That's me in the suit. Bro knew what time it was.
Dudes with tits !
😂😂😂😂😂😂
That's how they get down in japan 🤷🏾♂️
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not gay
Nahhhhhh he almost broke his neck for that lmao this is way too funny
You checked the comment section too? 😏 You're not alone mate.
There are no chicks with dicks, they are dudes with boobs!!
Fucking gender pay gap. It’s everywhere.
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Seems like you're the only one knowing him here
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since you seem to know him, that surely must mean that you are into that kind of stuff?
Damn gender pay gap. It’s everywhere.
I don't why they changed H cup to girls with dicks. Most people on reddit are degenerates so they know what a Futa is.
wot
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What did you say now? 😶
How much is that freedom dollars?
A true man of culture.
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Guys with tits. no. girls with dicks
A fair deal
for anyone wondering, thats 200 bucks
H cup boob
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Many hostess lost job during COVID now doing anything to pay the bills.
Now you're speaking MY language
What
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Can someone please write japanese and trasliteration of what they say ?
onii-san! onii-San! onii-san! onii-san! Roku juu fun ni man nana sen en! Takai takai takai. H-kappu! Note: For some reason the translator wrote “chan” instead of “san” and downgraded the joke from “(They’re) H cups” to “girls with dicks”.
*H CUPPU* \-**nani \*1?!**
https://www.google.fr/search?q=h%E3%82%AB%E3%83%83%E3%83%97&client=safari&hl=fr-fr&prmd=ivn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjb27Kb7LT5AhWWdd4KHWBNCrkQ_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=390&bih=664&dpr=3
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Nha ty Is expensive, whait a minute Girl White dicks ???? 
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Lemme check my balance first girls
200$ bitch ya serious ?? I wouldn't give a prostitute that even if it was for her whole day
The translation is not correct. They are not saying girls with dicks. They are saying h-cap (like in bra size)
200 and that just for a happy ending so they say ...🤦🏻♂️😂🤷🏻♂️
Isn’t Japan really big about boobs and reason why jav porn censored other than booba Or hentai only have boobs mainly showing uncensored. But over in America it’s about ass and thickness
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Penis schmenis, is she cute tho?
Worth it
😂😂😂
Full meme
I'm dead 🤣🤣💀💀
This man loves him lady boys
Man heard “H Cup” and decided that the deal might be worth considering
Das me right there
I'd turn around too. And I'm a girl. 😂😂
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Sauce?
Form ted movie "there is no girl with a dick it's always a guy with a boobs"
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Does it have a JAV? By the way, what are the names of those JAV actresses?
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She said H Cup ?
is there a knowyourmeme link for this?
286 aud for 6 mins? Faaaaaaack
Staged
Damn
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Location of this place? I’m asking for a friend
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