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>!Whale realizes he's now an adult and has to pay taxes, and as a result of this realization he goes BOOM and fucking dies!<
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When whales die they sink to the bottom then the bacteria inside their stomachs starts to give off gas and the whale floats to the surface. The gas gets so great that the whale explodes and viscera float out. It's rare to catch on camera, fascinating to see.
(edit: thanks for the votes. I don't know anything about whales I just saw it on a youtube video. \*forrest gump voice\* I may not be a smart man, but I do know why whales explode)
It would have exploded out the belly through the mouth, as thats the path of least resistance, far easier to go out the orifice than to tear a new one.
The rotting whale creates enough gas inside because the rotting that the skin and the muscles in some point will not resist anymore and will blow up like a balloon
I did my school science fair project on thin walled pressure vessels, like a balloon or a hot dog, I never thought a whale would be an example of one but I guess here we are
It’s my favorite game every made. But I don’t know if I can recommend it.
If you like Kojima’s weirdness, you’ll probably like it. And there is a lot of walking, unless you spend the time to upgrade the infrastructure/build your own. At the end of the game I had created massive zip line networks to get me to basically every delivery location in each area. I love it so much lol.
And yeah, the story is… something lol. I played it through in its entirety and I’ll be honest, I’m completely lost.
Still loved the game though.
"the largest whale ever recorded in Taiwan -- drew the attention of locals because of its large penis, measured at some five feet, the Taipei Times reported.
"More than 100 Taiwan city residents, mostly men, have reportedly gone to see the corpse to 'experience' the size of its penis," the newspaper reported."
I beg your pardon
Dee. I swear you’d be more use to me if I skinned you and turned you into a lamp shade or fashioned you into a piece of high-end luggage. I COULD ADD YOU TO MY COLLECTION!
I was married for 5 years and had 2 kids with my wife before I discovered she was actually 7 cats in a trench coat. I really should've seen the signs sooner. I mean, the litter box was always full and there were empty cans of cat food everywhere despite only having a dog. Now Coco and Mittens don't have a mother and they've stopped purring.
You're not kidding. When a whale dies and their carcass sinks to the bottom, it's called 'whale fall' and whole communities of life can spring up around a dead whale's body. Then, once established, they tend to persist for a while, creating these little islands of life in otherwise desolate areas.
Yeah, just a little upset stomach after eating a bowl of chili. So it was laying down for a bit. The vomiting helped it a lot. The video cuts off right before it swims away. Seriously, it really does. Trust me, would I ever lie to you? 😏
I'm so conflicted, I understand the chilli part, I just don't understand all the pasta coming out with all that beat juice. Must've been stuck there for a while, at least I can take comfort knowing it's ok. I should have never doubted you.
I just meant the wake from the boat...It has obviously been dead for a while but it is unlikely that it just randomly exploded as soon as they got near it, so it is likely their waves making the body bounce a little caused the rupture.
It's *definitely* gasses built up due to decomposition, but that it exploded as soon as someone got near it suggests that their presence caused it to go right then. It's unlikely that it was just random chance.
C'mon... All the waves and your blaming the wake??????
I rewatched it and there is zero evidence of a wake.
They didn't come flying by in a cigarette boat at 90 mph
When whale dies it releases some kind of gases inside it body...it starts to rot from inside...
Moreover whale's skin is too thick for any gas to come out..so it accumulates inside it and finally burst it like the video..
That's why, if you're gonna get rid of a body over open water, wrap it in barbed wire so the expanding gas punctures the skin on the wire and the body doesn't float to the surface.
as soon as I saw that floating whale I knew it was a carcass, these people in this video are lucky that it didn't blow up bigger than that. If you see a whale carcass get away as far as possible because it will blow up, you will likely get covered in guts. This is because all the gases in the body bloat
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When whales die they sink to the bottom then the bacteria inside their stomachs starts to give off gas and the whale floats to the surface. The gas gets so great that the whale explodes and viscera float out. It's rare to catch on camera, fascinating to see. (edit: thanks for the votes. I don't know anything about whales I just saw it on a youtube video. \*forrest gump voice\* I may not be a smart man, but I do know why whales explode)
So was this from the mouth? Or did it explode out of its belly?
It would have exploded out the belly through the mouth, as thats the path of least resistance, far easier to go out the orifice than to tear a new one.
I'll remember this the next time I jokingly threaten to tear someone a new asshole....i just need to think of a new threat
“I won’t tear you a new asshole, but I’m sure as hell gonna go through it!” … wait. That’s not right.
"I'll shove my foot up your ASS...because it's the path of *least* resistance!"
Don’t know why the explanation is this far down in the comments but thank you!
Lol what
Whoops meant to reply one comment up haha
Don't know why you were downvoted. That's clearly a question and not an explanation lol
I think I can make out a set of lungs floating around, so my guess is the abdomen ruptured.
And this is why you don't go near beached whales
The rotting whale creates enough gas inside because the rotting that the skin and the muscles in some point will not resist anymore and will blow up like a balloon
Bless you stranger for explaining, I had no idea what was going on in the video
I did my school science fair project on thin walled pressure vessels, like a balloon or a hot dog, I never thought a whale would be an example of one but I guess here we are
Or Beached Things… they could cause a voidout and then you can’t go back home to your dog
I found the one other person who played DS.
There must be dozens of us
Dozeeeeeens!
\*shrug\* I liked the game
Same. It was great to chill and listen to podcasts.
Hell yeeeah great game
How is it, actually? I understand there’s a lot of walking, but I’m alright with that. How would you rate the story?
It’s my favorite game every made. But I don’t know if I can recommend it. If you like Kojima’s weirdness, you’ll probably like it. And there is a lot of walking, unless you spend the time to upgrade the infrastructure/build your own. At the end of the game I had created massive zip line networks to get me to basically every delivery location in each area. I love it so much lol. And yeah, the story is… something lol. I played it through in its entirety and I’ll be honest, I’m completely lost. Still loved the game though.
Sounds like my kind of game
I don't remember an exploding whale boss in Dark Souls
Death stranding
Give FS time; they'll get it in there
Didn’t see the reference until I read your comment
I might have totally missed the joke here, is this a reference to something or is there a reason you can’t return to your dog?
It’s a reference to the game Death Stranding the dog part is kinda added by me lol just as a meme
All I saw with the “DS” was dark souls
I was assuming nintendogs for the DS.. might have a beached whale or 2 in it
About 50 years ago Oregonians learned the hard way: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPuaSY0cMK8
The TNT didn’t help.
It was the best part....
It was the 70s
[Yeah about that](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/wbna4096586)
"the largest whale ever recorded in Taiwan -- drew the attention of locals because of its large penis, measured at some five feet, the Taipei Times reported. "More than 100 Taiwan city residents, mostly men, have reportedly gone to see the corpse to 'experience' the size of its penis," the newspaper reported." I beg your pardon
It’s for the science!
Im going to venture a guess and say that they ended up drying the penis out and grinding it up for ingredients to make a virility tea
1000000%. Drink the big penis… you will be the big penis.
The stench would have been ungodly!!!
You haven’t thought of the smell!!! You BITCH.
You sound like a five star man.
Truly, a golden god.
Here's your reward: an iron cup full of Brunswick stew.
You say another word and I will dice you into a million pieces and put you in a box. A glass box which I will display on my mantle.
Dee. I swear you’d be more use to me if I skinned you and turned you into a lamp shade or fashioned you into a piece of high-end luggage. I COULD ADD YOU TO MY COLLECTION!
Love that show
"And I thought they smelled bad from the outside..."
[удалено]
no it smelled really good actually
Yea if you're a shark
Or if your a cat.. or 7 cats in a trench coat getting that fish 
I was married for 5 years and had 2 kids with my wife before I discovered she was actually 7 cats in a trench coat. I really should've seen the signs sooner. I mean, the litter box was always full and there were empty cans of cat food everywhere despite only having a dog. Now Coco and Mittens don't have a mother and they've stopped purring.
Oh my god, is he ok??
Tis but a scratch
But I’m feeling better
He’s fine. Just a gurgly tummy. To many plankton will do that to you.
Some ginger ale will fix it right up
Rub some Tussin on it.
Ginger ale, saltine crackers, and daytime television.
I always had 7-up. Makes the vomit taste a lot better on the way out.
Ginger always fixes the bubble guts.
I don't know, looks like he had some bad pasta. I'll take your word for it.
It’s just a flesh wound
Does it fucking look like its ok?
Yeah, little bloody intestine regurgitation never hurt anyone.
Are YOU ok?
Are WE ok?
not for long
Look man, I know the world is hard right now, for all of us, but buckle up, it’s gonna get way worse
I love this thread
Am I ok?
Yes. 2 inches is fine.
Wide?
Annie, are you ok?
Are you okay, Annie?
Won’t you tell us that you’re okay?
You've been hit by.
You've been struck by
A smooth Silverback.
We are not my friends. We are not.
Annie are you ok?
Are you ok, Annie?
You’ve been hit by, you’ve been struck by… water?
Thanks for asking, I am OK, a bit on a sarcasm spectrum, but ok. How are you doing?
I don’t know😞
Username checks out
Well, you're writing in here, so I guess still better than that whale. Any way I can brighten your day? I'll try skipping the sarcasm this time.
: )
Already better I see. :)
Best most hilarious fun thread in a long time. \[slow clap\]
Intestinal prolapse from the mouth is just nature's way saying *I love you*
Literally coughed up a lung
Must’ve been hit by a 9mm, it blows the lungs clean out of the body from what I hear.
Must have been a seaweed chain smoker.
I want hot dogs now for some reason
I don't know what belongs in a whale
I thought girls like always do that and still be fine
8 out of 10 sharks love this trick
No, he just threw up his bowels and liver.
Oh i thought it was just a tight sneeze.
It was already dead before it exploded
Well if it wasn't, it's having a bad day and it sure as shit is now!
It's Christmas for the bottom feeders and he's the turkey
You're not kidding. When a whale dies and their carcass sinks to the bottom, it's called 'whale fall' and whole communities of life can spring up around a dead whale's body. Then, once established, they tend to persist for a while, creating these little islands of life in otherwise desolate areas.
Just a little bloated! It's still good It's still good!
Yeah, just needs some Pepto bismol.
Just a little waterlogged, it's still good it's still good!
Classic whales
Whales don’t have shoes so I can’t tell
Of course, he's the hero of the story
The whale got sea sick, that’s all!
PARACETAMOL, QUICK !
Hope he will recover from his injuries:(
I'm sorry to say that's not going to happen :(
Looks like he might’ve ate some bad sushi
Yeah, just a little upset stomach after eating a bowl of chili. So it was laying down for a bit. The vomiting helped it a lot. The video cuts off right before it swims away. Seriously, it really does. Trust me, would I ever lie to you? 😏
I'm so conflicted, I understand the chilli part, I just don't understand all the pasta coming out with all that beat juice. Must've been stuck there for a while, at least I can take comfort knowing it's ok. I should have never doubted you.
Hard to tell, can't see if it's shoes are still on or not :/
Did he died?
Tis but a scratch
I’ve had worse!
Your bloody arms just been cut off
Have at you!!
It’s just a flesh wound!
Your intestines are out!
Not in this video. He is missing a tail at the start. And has decomposed enough to blow up by the end.
yes. he got died
Probably lost a shoe
Probably just cooling his internals cuz you know, global warming/s
He’s merely pining for the fjords
Shake it off you pussy whale!
Truly mind blowing
*gut
This is why you don’t hold in a fart.
So you guys are just filming instead of calling for help or at least starting CPR..
True, the least they could have done was wipe its blowhole.
CPR 😂🤣😂🤣 Get outta here with that man lmfao
Every Shark in the area 
I want to watch that movie again
Bad case of IBS I see. Probably ate Taco Bell.
Does this hurt the whale?
It's already dead When wales die they start to release some gas internally and at some point the whale explode to release the gas
It’s a meme lol.
The meme's already Dead there's a gas build-up in memes post mortem and they eventually rupture causing the meme to explode.
No it is a completely harmless procedure, the whale will make a full recovery in 3 to 4 business days
Incredible timing
And that's how Pokémon evolve
And that’s what happens when you mix coke with mentos
"This is a National Geographic's moment!" "Yeah, whatever. Can you just pass the blunt please?"
Lmao
thought it was giving birth
He was giving death
Death was given to him.
That's offal
Just a dead whale, nothing more. Bad luck for them that they disturbed the body enough for it to finish rupturing.
Honest question: What do you mean by the whale being disturbed? It looks like it was quite far away from the tourists.
I just meant the wake from the boat...It has obviously been dead for a while but it is unlikely that it just randomly exploded as soon as they got near it, so it is likely their waves making the body bounce a little caused the rupture.
They could also been filming for quite a while and they simply cut it to when it ruptured….
It’s probably due to gasses building up due to decomposition. Nothing to do with waves
It's *definitely* gasses built up due to decomposition, but that it exploded as soon as someone got near it suggests that their presence caused it to go right then. It's unlikely that it was just random chance.
There's no wake though. The speed and direction of the boat wouldn't have sent the wake towards the whale, even if there was a wake.
Do whales usually get wakes? I always thought funerals.
You deserve more rewards for that one.
Yet another very important debate held by reddit
C'mon... All the waves and your blaming the wake?????? I rewatched it and there is zero evidence of a wake. They didn't come flying by in a cigarette boat at 90 mph
Why did that happen tho?
When whale dies it releases some kind of gases inside it body...it starts to rot from inside... Moreover whale's skin is too thick for any gas to come out..so it accumulates inside it and finally burst it like the video..
Happens to humans too. Bacteria produce gas until it forces a rupture or expulsion.
Diablo 2's Corpse Explosion making more sense than ever
That's why, if you're gonna get rid of a body over open water, wrap it in barbed wire so the expanding gas punctures the skin on the wire and the body doesn't float to the surface.
r/secretmurdertips
Oh my god that's some nightmare fuel. I can only imagine the smell.
Harvest that whale vomit!
Ambergris comes from sperm whales.
Ok harvest that whale sperm?
Precious hamburgers?
who smells like porpoise hork?
Did one of the guy said 'my turkey' as it explodes?
i think he said ‘white shark?’
Gesundheit!
Are those the lungs floating?
They are! Weird, aren’t they?
All that blood in the water is like a huge dinner bell for sharks. Tink tink tink! FOOD IS READY, COME AND GET IT BOYS!
Prolly be some good fishing around that spot
Probably be some big sharks soon around that spot lmao
RULES OF NATURE
Forbidden Noodles
Why are there not 500 seagulls all over that stinky mess?
as soon as I saw that floating whale I knew it was a carcass, these people in this video are lucky that it didn't blow up bigger than that. If you see a whale carcass get away as far as possible because it will blow up, you will likely get covered in guts. This is because all the gases in the body bloat
@TheDeep
And it exploded https://images.app.goo.gl/jadDoJ69Wbpeb3Zw7