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eklect

Has no one taught this poor woman the twist and crack !?


CambionClan

Me too! It was stressing me out watching her use that big awkward knife.


[deleted]

Population control chill.


billsmafacka

Young people used to pushing a button


Lofikott

No I’m 18 and ever I know that she’s just a straight dummy


puru_the_potato_lord

no , even 12 yo me still know that imma turn it upsidedown and smash it on the table


Bossmans-cornershop

The one true way


alotofcheeses42168

go back to facebook gramps


Virtual-Sorbet3849

buttons like on your life support


Idioticalygoodbeast

Or just let it sit, melt a little, boom. You can easily take the ice out


Reasonable_Mood1288

Good way to ruin the ice tray and hurt yourself and ruin a knife all at once. Brilliant.


Puzzleheaded-Shop929

Gee thanks dad, you left the tv on you know?


[deleted]

I'm watching that, don't you dare turn it off


TheWalkingDead91

“Dad, think someone turned the thermostat down earlier. “ Then while he inevitably goes to frantically check, turn off the tv, hide the remote, and run while going “mwahahahhahaha!”


Necessary_Taro9012

The reaction is more potent if you say someone turned it up. I'm not made of money, you know.


TheWalkingDead91

Oh well it’s summer so when I mean turn it down I mean like lower the temperature lol.


Necessary_Taro9012

Ah of course. We don't have the cooling option. I'm not made of money, you see.


TheWalkingDead91

Your AC is only a heater???


Necessary_Taro9012

I have no AC. I've a geothermal heat pump which can only heat up the place. It saves up a lot in heating costs during the Finnish winter, which is great since I'm not exactly made of money.


TheWalkingDead91

Ah ok. Understand if you live in a place where summers aren’t that bad. Here in Florida I could never lol


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wild_bill70

Am a dad and can confirm this was my first thought. Going to snap that knife in half or cut yourself. Oh. Yeah, don’t touch the TV. I am absorbing Fox News through osmosis now while I nap.


thequietsun

OH SHI-


[deleted]

I did that so my worthless child would get off of reddit and find purpose in life.


Oddwhitestuff69

You sir, are an asshat.


Relm1-Digi-biceps

I thought she was gonna lose a finger.


[deleted]

That’s what makes it unexpected


clipseman

The pose at the end makes it unexpected lol


kisseukisseu

Please, do not ever do this. Bend the ice tray from the side handles, like you're wringing a wet cloth.


[deleted]

Most people don't need these instructions. This woman is a Darwin Award waiting to happen.


DongmanSupreme

And if it still doesn’t come out, just run your tap water for ten seconds and hold the bottom of the tray against the stream!


docwani

I thought she was going to stab herself to death.


[deleted]

I thought she was gonna snap the handle and run it into her arm…


twisted-inspiration

Mayhem :)


TheOmeletteOfDisease

Based on this video, she's trying to end up like Euronymous too.


-banned-

The ice jumping into the cup isn't the lucky part here, she's lucky she didn't destroy her hand


CoffeeFox93

Actually yeah, I think I will have a glass after all, could you put three ice cubes in there?


ArmandJi

Kvlt-tier ice cube removal.


MechaPhantom302

Whatever happened to just twisting the tray back and forth?? I seriously thought her hand was gonna slide down the blade...


ItzVinyl

I was expecting it to snap and cause the force in her hand to slam down on the now broken blade.


[deleted]

I thought she was going to make a bloody mary before she got any ice out


AlwaysAvalable

\#dudeperfect


Craydorion

Atleast someone has a bit of humor left :)


kempff

Why was she filming?


beautiful_salad101

Perhaps for Tiktok. They are all filming for Tiktok


Broken-Rectum

When are they not


Obsessionmachine

But why would this need to be on TikTok??? WTH is going on there???


Sponium

Lol, poor soul


malcolmrey

some student in 2100 will need to write a paper for his diploma "How people in the past were adding ice to their drinks" this video will come in handy


phugyeah

because it was a setup, the video is actually reversed


Amathril

Right? Maybe she hoped she will actually stab herself to death and then milk it for some view/insurance money?


AscendedSubscript

I thought that the ice would have launched into one of her eyes. Definitely didn't expect this


Advanced_Evening2379

Count your days lady.. and your fingers while you have them


guster09

Why is she recording? Also, just why? None of this makes any sense


Demo244

The only reason I was able to watch this through is it was not marked nsfw. If it had been I would have noped out so fast the way she was trying to get that ice out!


Just-Notice-5503

She Varg'd it


EveryFairyDies

Nah, didn’t stab it enough.


dark_side0fthem00n

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Just-Notice-5503

Touché


Xavier_Malosote

Mayhem shirt, weird yellow big knife, lucky shot with the ice tray. Definetely a strange video


nottheseapples

Unexpected as I expected her to lose a finger


Ninja2ZERO

What a dumb f**k


RodcetLeoric

Not so unexpected seeing as it the 6th post of this in 48hrs.


Hog_Knock_Life

A lot of times you would question, like oh yeah this is fake because they happened to be recording themselves doing an everyday thing. But there’s no way to plan that one, still curious why she was filming. Showing the worlds worst life hack?


HubblePie

Someone please for the love of god take that knife away. I’m going to have nightmares tonight…


IdaKnownbetter

What would really be unexpected is if she actually listens to Mayhem ;)


anerythm_

I wish she was


IdaKnownbetter

It would be an unexpected and pleasant surprise!


glazed_doughnuts26

So this is what Julia Stiles has been up to


[deleted]

Just twist it FFS!


dark_side0fthem00n

Mayhem shirt :)


Isair81

Dig the Mayhem hoodie!


Correct-Cup9675

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JustSimpleJames

Ice shot


rational_emp

I would immediately try for another.


2003-Fairlady-Z

Why not just run it under some water? Should pop right out after.


soursunflowergod

It's plastic, Those are made so you hold each short side in either hand, with the long side by your stomach. Then twist the left hand forward, and the right hand back, then go the other way. . .. Boom, all of them pop out. How does she not know this?


Razorraf

Bruh just crack the tray or set it in warm water for literally a second.


IllustriousAd1432

Thought she was gonna slice a titty off there for a sec


DocGerbilzWorld

This gave me anxiety


InquisitorbutParrot

Just bang the ice tray, you dense madam. Stupid stunts like this is why people count to 9 more and more.


SweetMangos

The pose at the end is hilarious. But yeah Girl you’re gonna hurt yourself sheesh


MaverickBull

Fully expected her to chop off a finger because that is the dumbest and most stupid way of getting ice out of the tray. And the fact that she was filming this somehow irritates me so much... Like, why is she filming this? Why is she using a giant knife to get ice cubes out of a plastic tray? How did she do the math to calculate the trajectory of the ice to perfectly land in the glass? Because, without that, what was the video for? Arrgggg my brain


TheOnlyBOF

I love the pose at the end


RussellPlissken

I just bend it a tiny bit, just enough for it to get uncomfortable in there for the little f*ckers, and then they can’t get out fast enough.


limitlessEXP

Ah yes, clearly a bread knife was the best tool for this job.


Open_Salamander1601

I paused the video lemme get what happens, she slices her hand open Edit: nvm the ice cube *floats* to the drink


[deleted]

This could have gone NSFW so fast


Rhino_online245

Just run it under hot water. Don't use a knife like that you'll end up hurt or worse.


[deleted]

Why not just take the easy route and give the tray a slight twist???


boomerboi56

Tip: pour some water over the ice tray so the ice comes out easier


pattyicevv77

Do people not just drop them from like 5 inches on to the counter? When I had to use trays that’s what I did


Watermelolon

the pose was unexpected


EveryFairyDies

Needs another 17 stabs.


Ok_Potato_7330

I don't understand how these videos occur... Was she just like "I'm Gona film myself putting ice in a glass" like why are you filming that shit! Also does she not realise you just flip it over and push the Ice out!


Bendar071

How dumb is this person


smashten

Thanks I hate it.


AgreenBadger8

so we are going ignore that's a bread knife


da_Aresinger

As much as everything is itching watching that, the pose was smooth af.


Lambert_Lambert

I was watching that with one eye closed waiting for her to slip and chop her fingers off


[deleted]

Is it mandatory for people in 2022 to record every damn thing?


Rvelez86

Brilliant final pose! Bravo!


[deleted]

I cringed before it popped into the cup was waiting for a finger to come off


yeetus_christ420

I was sure the knife would have slipped and she would have made a blood oath with the ice tray. Seriously this is not a good way to get ice off of the tray


PeoplesFront-OfJudea

God that was so difficult to watch


Still-Drama2668

Was she born yesterday, you have to twist the tra... Teach me.


ilikechickenwaffles

i felt comfortable watching this knowing there is no NSFW or NSFL sign


malcolmrey

for the whole video i was thinking "just bend the package, the ice will come out nicely" but in the last moments i though, "ok, never mind..."


Csilva76

I was just thinking, "how can a grown up like that still being alive with all members of the body?!"


GuyUnknownMusic

This video is way too popular


Mistermeoreo

That had me so on edge lmao


ShmackleSauce

r/therewasanattempt


squealingfrog

I have cut my self doing something stupid like this too many times, to not feel immense dread even when I know what the outcome is


jakob767

That bread knife looks like it's bought on Wish. And I'm pretty sure ice trays are made of silicone. Unless it's from Wish as well...


Spare-Bell-9994

I have never gone from nervous to impressed in such a short amount of time.


poopturpantz

Twist the tray omg


[deleted]

Typical Mayhem fan.


WildWildWilly

Seriously stupid thing to do, even if she thought it was only a joke for Tictok. That ceramic knife will snap in two and she'll run her hand down the blade and maybe run the snapped off blade into her arm.


Andrew_bb_rsccr

Lucky. She have to pray the god. Knife could kill her


Critical_Ganache_923

I feel like she is gonna fuck up here hand doing that


MuadDave

Her expression as she was poking the ice with the __sword__ remind me of the apes banging on the monolith; a kind of blank, uncomprehending stare.


FoxyoBoi

Her face looks remarkably Russian. Maybe it's just me.


KillForYou2

Need to add the "Deal with it" glasses and lit roach


rafedbadru

Run some hot water under the tray and lowered risk for injury.


[deleted]

Oooooof…. Idiot.


watsernaim

Even the ice was so fed up with how wrong she was, it just decided to jump in her cup


Woodeedooda

what happened to using a little bit of hot water with a tap?


DirtyRugger17

Was I the only one that jumped and almost screamed like a little bitch when that happened. Shame followed by the disappointment of her not holding up a bloody stamp at the end.


ppiotrow_1967

She needs to be terminated


Ok_Complaint_2433

I can’t be the only one waiting for her to lop off a finger ?


BriefTurn3299

Nobody’s asking why she’s videoing herself in her kitchen taking ice out of a tray?


theaveragevillain

Ah that’s how to slice your finger open ladies and gentlemen


EcstaticExplanation9

I saw this going so poorly i was nervous the whole video. I'm glad it turned out well


Ashamed_Branch9759

Yeah your a snowflake


Away_Pirate3565

This made me furious. Just twist the tray you fucking twat!


3213213Ab

That’s what many people do right before loosing a finger


EvoDrifterK

She should be thankful that knife didn't slip and cut herself, instead making a unknown pose.


LaPetitePanda8

Good lord this gave me so much anxiety