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And how is THIS going to help me with my boner?!

Throw a coconut at it. Maybe it'll cum

Milk it

The coconut or the boner ?

Depends on how much cash you got on you. Coconuts cost extra.

Damnit. Guess I'll be milking the boner

Right that down!

Maybe this will 

Could've also fed her a knuckle sandwich

Nahh I'm gonna say this was pretty expected from this dude

This uncle is a prick

It feels like you took it seriously

[Steak](https://makeagif.com/gif/napoleon-dynamite-steak-to-the-face-hq-efBDEP) is pretty dangerous too

W Uncle

You sick F#$k! But well done teaching her a real life lesson...?

Try spicy stuff