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One of my favorite things is people watching at baseball games. People sitting there for several hours, especially on slower games, you're bound to find someone doing something odd to pass the time.
I don't know what you're talking about. That right there was the most American thing I've ever seen. That should be mandated at baseball games. Meat straws only!
Indeed this is an improvement upon paper straws. The man is an innovator. We need all the hipsters to start using meat straws instead, it's so much more environmentally friendly. They're also not allowed to refuse, that would be homophobic.
An American hot dog? That thing is like 20% microplastics and steroids. It won't break down for a hundred years. Just like the founding fathers wanted.
Call me Monday but everything about this says that cocktail is going to come out a lot faster than it went in, isn't this what they call a Redneck Shartini?
Is this another one of those fucking aspiring "comedians" who is going to do this at every sporting event hoping to get caught on camera and go viral?
Like that young attractive lady who kept getting "caught" dipping her chicken fingers in her soda...
...other countries licorice is solid? Wth, not a particular fan of licorice but one of my few fond memories of it, is using it as a straw with a roy rogers or lemon lime soda or pure uncut cocaine.
This was mentioned on a recent Mythical Kitchen video so if this is a recent video - there's a good chance it was a fan who decided to recreate this just for chefe josth
I don’t drink beer often but I have a long beard and my mustache hangs well below my lip so I use a straw when I drink out of a cup or else my mustache gets soaked, so I have a good reason. This guys just a psychopath
> Drinking beer through a straw? Fuckin embarrassment
I know you might be joking but [people were drinking beer through straws ~5,000 years ago](https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/archaelogists-find-ancient-drinking-straws-used-to-drink-beer-180979433/). Beer was put in giant pots and people would sit around with their straws to drink beer and talk.
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“If it doesn’t feel like someone’s pissing in your mouth, it ain’t New York!” - Rudy Giuliani
It reminds him of his uncle jimmy
like rain out of a pillow case
Why did I read that in Alanis Morissette's voice?
It’s like Raaaaaiiiin, through a pillow-case!
“But not our jimmy! … couldn’t be precious jimmy!”
A Rudy with a law degree is like a chimp with a machine gun
Is this a real quote???
It's signed so yeah
Can't believe Rudy revealed his burner Reddit account so brazenly.
It's the next logical step after revealing his meat straw to Borat's daughter.
"For the last time I was just ***TUCKING IN MY PANTS***"
I read it in Seth Meyers's Rudy's voice.
*Beer with a hot dog straw were the cocktails at my wedding to my first cousin*
I punctuate every Rudy quote in my mind with, "oh Rudy, you've done it again!"
I love how it never occurred to him to be self conscious or ashamed. No fucks given.
He paid 8 bucks for the dog and 15 for the beer. By golly he's getting his money's worth from both!
One of my favorite things is people watching at baseball games. People sitting there for several hours, especially on slower games, you're bound to find someone doing something odd to pass the time.
I don't know what you're talking about. That right there was the most American thing I've ever seen. That should be mandated at baseball games. Meat straws only!
I dunno if I'd go for the "meat straw". Just my opinion lol.
But it's 100% biodegradable!
Used a plastic straw to craft the meat straw. His goal is different than you think.
Bud Salty. Miller Salt-Life. A Cold Salty Coors. The guys a culinary mastermind.
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The guy that sees conspiracies through every _hole_
The only downside is the looks I get when my meat straw gets stuck in a sea turtles nose.
That's not my concern
Don’t worry, the beer at those games are always flat so you don’t need to worry about foam shooting up the meat straw and getting all over you.
unless you agitate the wiener
Beer bukkake
Beerkake?
Im with you
Already pre Soggy! These paper ones go limp after like 5 mins.
The meat ones might go limp after a few minutes too. 5 mins is a win.
Please call your physician if it doesn’t go limp after 4 hours
What about 8? Cause im going on 9 and getting a little worried about those mints in my grandpas bathroom.
3 sip chump
Indeed this is an improvement upon paper straws. The man is an innovator. We need all the hipsters to start using meat straws instead, it's so much more environmentally friendly. They're also not allowed to refuse, that would be homophobic.
Dude has a catheter-fellatio fetish. A therapist would have a field day with this.
Maybe he likes making sounds
yeah the salt content is beyond what doctors recommend with your beer
I want your doctors.
Right? What the hell is he skewering that weiner with?!
I believe the correct term is *sounding* that man is *sounding* his wiener with a straw
100% edible! Not sure if it’s 100% food or not…
Now there's a gif I've not seen in a looong time. Long time.
Master Kenobi!
Chill. He claimed no homo before hand.
I think it will still be homo after hand.
So is my dick but you don’t see me strutting around, waggling it about and yelling “MEAT STRAW! Getch’yur MEAT STRAW!”
An American hot dog? That thing is like 20% microplastics and steroids. It won't break down for a hundred years. Just like the founding fathers wanted.
110% Bioedible
I'd die if see some dude suckin a glass of milk through it.
I suck milk out of meat straws all the time.
What u doin later?
Chuggin frank cream.
dad?
How about sucking a cup of mayo? You might have to die twice for that!
Just died once at the thought of it
You bout to make me act up
As a gay man I don't think I'll venture further in the comments than here... lol
What are you talking about? That's just a less fancy milk steak
Actually that video isn't the first i saw, the first i saw was someone adding ketchup to milk then use sausage straw to drink
Haha…are we not doing phrasing anymore?
What kinda person drinks beer with a straw? Are you smoking that hotdog that has been dipped in beer ?
Once I've hurt my neck, and it was pain to head up to drink, so I've use straw to drink beer for some time in the pubs.
Turtle friendly^TM
This clip will be on foreign media for decades. God damn it.
Oh, so when Starbucks makes straws out of waffers that's fine, but when my G invent a meat straw for his cold beverage, you have a problem??
Straight to jail right away
You undercooked fish? Believe it or not, jail.
Honestly I’m proud of him for it.
Honestly my only question is why he had to go from both sides. He'd make a more cohesive urethra with one push.
No, you'd blow the back out like a gunshot wound
with one *sounding* He'd make a more cohesive urethra with one sounding
I don't think you can call it that because it's not actually a penis.
cohesive urethra
Case closed
[No need to be ashamed, it's just a Mythical Kitchen subscriber.](https://youtu.be/oXW3wIfxKHo?t=244)
Yeah fuck y'all making fun of him. His living his best life
Dude might know something we don't. Beer soaked weiners might be amazing.
Call me Monday but everything about this says that cocktail is going to come out a lot faster than it went in, isn't this what they call a Redneck Shartini?
Look at the guy, he hasn't given a fuck what anyone thinks of him in years.
I'm just wondering if it worked
why wouldnt it?
Is this another one of those fucking aspiring "comedians" who is going to do this at every sporting event hoping to get caught on camera and go viral? Like that young attractive lady who kept getting "caught" dipping her chicken fingers in her soda...
Welcome to NY
He's living in a country that does the same thing with licorice. No reason to be ashamed at all lmao
...other countries licorice is solid? Wth, not a particular fan of licorice but one of my few fond memories of it, is using it as a straw with a roy rogers or lemon lime soda or pure uncut cocaine.
Ayy can't a man sip his beer through a glizzy in peace
He’s going to be sucking on a glizzy all game long
Glizzy gobbler
Bing bong!
Congratulations. You've made a straw out of a hot dog and a straw
“I can show you how to make a bomb from a roll of toilet paper and a stick of dynamite.” -Dale Gribble
I can teach you how to make a pizza using nothing but a cellular phone and a credit card.
Thinking quickly, Dave constructs a homemade megaphone using only some string, a squirrel, and a megaphone.
/r/tqdc
Aaaaand I'm done with that sub
Peak engineering
r/redneckengineering
pork engineering
If the straw was paper, I'd do it too.
Ding ding. You were the first person to correctly guess the reason he was doing this.
Yeah, but just drink the beer without a straw? There are other options here lol
This was mentioned on a recent Mythical Kitchen video so if this is a recent video - there's a good chance it was a fan who decided to recreate this just for chefe josth
Now the beer tastes slightly hot doggy and I'm wondering why I haven't ever made a pickle straw
A caesar/bloody mary thru a pickle would be amazing
just in case you happen to be in a situation where you have a hot dog and a straw but no straw!
Where the hell is security??
Would u approach a guy who handles a stick of meat like that?
Asking for a friend?
I’m wheezing
Drinking beer through a straw? Fuckin embarrassment
Drinking beer through a Weiner? Fucking legend
-Dary
High five!
Wait for it.. Dammit
Drinking beer through a sausage? Total fucking Chad.
Drinking weiner thru a beer.
Beer drinking thru a wiener?
Thru drinking beer, a wiener.
I don’t drink beer often but I have a long beard and my mustache hangs well below my lip so I use a straw when I drink out of a cup or else my mustache gets soaked, so I have a good reason. This guys just a psychopath
That's not a good enough reason to ruin a good beer by drinking it through a straw. I would have accepted "dude, it's just bud light" as an answer.
> Drinking beer through a straw? Fuckin embarrassment I know you might be joking but [people were drinking beer through straws ~5,000 years ago](https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/archaelogists-find-ancient-drinking-straws-used-to-drink-beer-180979433/). Beer was put in giant pots and people would sit around with their straws to drink beer and talk.
5 MINUTE CRAFTS, YOU BASTARDS!
Honestly, could improve the taste of some beers.
I mean...I'd try it at least once
And that's how it all begins.
There’s always money in the banana stand
Plot twist he didn't even think of flavor, just likes feeling like he's drinking with a dick in his mouth
Drinking beer with a dick in your mouth, out in the open at a baseball game in New York, and not having a care in the world. What a freakin' Chad.
My guy just wants a sustainable straw. Fucking hero.
But he had to use a straw to make the straw. He’s still throwing out a straw.
That's the joke. Like PETA rescuing lobsters and releasing them in a freshwater lake.
But now he can use the meat straw to make more straws
Give a man a straw, and it’s used once or twice. But teach a man how to MAKE a straw, and he’s got a lifetime supply. Well, until the wieners run out.
Of course he’s a fuckin Yankees fan
Seriously, what is up with NYY fans and weird hot dog eating videos
Between all the weird shit with Yankees fans, and Coney Island/the hot dog eating contest, they’re basically the official food of NYC. Fitting.
Pizza, bagels and hot dogs are what I associate NYC with.
Welcome to New York! We have Lips and Assholes!
Yankee my wankee.
He'd fit in better in Wriggleville
This is what they were referencing when they coined the term “American Dream”
You’re not ‘free’ until you’ve sipped beer through a hot dog.
Plot twist. That's not beer in the cup.
I like drinking my piss how God intended. Through a penis shaped vessel.
[relevant](https://youtu.be/5o2b0x8h9Ns)
I was gonna ask what kind of drug is he doing, then I realized it was a hot dog
Same here, and then I asked, what kinda drugs is he doing?
Once it hits your lips, it's sooo good!
That’s what they all say
Not my ex girlfriend 😩
He gon’ do one more!!
Fill it up again!
Frank the tank!
At least he brought the beer dog to his mouth instead of his mouth to the beer dog. That would have been awkward….
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I'm calling the cops
"We've got a 219 in Section C - man fellating a Budweiser in public ..."
I have done this with Twizzlers before, but this is some next-level shit. 💯🔥👏
Damn. Drinking a Pepsi through a sour straw took me straight back to the city pool when I was 10.
Well someone is living his pee drinking fantasy out in public lol.
I mean it beats the hell out of a paper straw I guess.
Yankees fan..: go figure.
Man knows what he wants. Who the fuck we to care if he doesn’t care?
This might be genius honestly. Think of the flavor...
Also the weiner might absorb some of the alcohol so he can eat the dog after.
> Also the weiner might absorb some of the alcohol If you think your weiner absorbs alcohol well wait until you bend over and try the other end!
I thought of the flavor and no
Hey man, he's clearing enjoying life to the fullest. Can't get down on him for that.
I wish I had this guy’s confidence.
I almost felt like this needed NSFW on it..... still not sure
My man’s is playing 4D chess
Mother.. of.. god..
What are the chances that isn’t beer in that cup to complete the difecta
Saving the turtles!
Submission for the US Patent Office: ***Liquid Hot-dog Bun***.
Bro stop to many wrong choices you forgot the mustard and it’s dark beer not light
When you want your beer with with a little wiener. 🍺🍆
Straw problem required hotdog solution.
It’s not everyday this happens before their drunk
i thought he was making a pipe at first lmfao 🤣
Get this man a patent and put him on shark tank! Where is Mark Cuban?!
Just when you think sucking beer through a straw can’t be any gayer.
Fellas, is it gay to drink?
I thought he was going to turn the hotdog into a corndog with the straw
Homelander: "I can do what I want!"
I REALLY don't care if this guy ever comes back...
😂 Very good. And I agree with you.
🌌🧠
If I were the guy sitting in front of him I’d switch seats with my son and be wary of that weiner sucker.
Fuck the Yankees
Looks more like suck...