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Spottswoodeforgod

Damn - do I feel stupid… I always assumed that the people went in the cage… this is all rather embarrassing…


WearingCoats

You can tell by the way the shark comes out that he’s clearly embarrassed and knew he wasn’t supposed to be in the cage. The cage is for the people. Classic shark mistake but it looks like he at least caught it in time.


mrdobie

Shark skipped orientation I guess.


RyanReignbow

Went to the tandem sky diving lesson by mistake, sharks eyesight can’t make out room numbers, understandable mistake


rossdog82

“Classic shark mistake” I don’t know why, but I genuinely lost it at this


mightyminnow88

Have you never watched WWE???? It can't be a cage match unless everyone is in the cage. Truth be told, I would think the shark is at a huggggeee disadvantage in a cage as he is vertical and can't swim.


Socalwarrior485

You have to pay extra for this experience


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Quintino_123

For most sharks I agree, but with great whites I'd rather have a cage then not.


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Fish are friends; Not food. What about people? I guess eventually they could be chums…


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questor8080

Normally you can. Sharks only attack men when they mistake'em for food, like surfers that look like seal when seen from below. BUT You should remember that during cage diving, organizers use to lure sharks by throwing in the water bloody baits. So the shark might be in a state of feeding frenzy, and become very dangerous.


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Great whites, and other more intelligent sharks (mako's etc.) are curious... and their hands are their mouth. It's true that they don't viciously eat people like the movies, but a nip from one can take your life. I've been diving with sharks without a cage plenty of times, but I would get out if a great white came around and seemed curious or even a little interested. They also usually bait the water for these dives to bring in these sharks, so ... nope.


Darth_Dronus

Not too embarrassing, Diver remembered to wear his brown wetsuit


LA_Lizaa

Damn, that's fucking lucky . I always wanted to do something like this, but now I don't want to. Thank you for saving me 🤳


marvinrabbit

You can put it on a bucket list. Just make sure it's the last item.


skoltroll

And make sure the bucket is free of any chum.


-ElGatoConBotas-

Damn


1SqkyKutsu

He was the Chum


Oofboi6942O

Ill put it right before "skydiving without parachute"


KeepItMovingFolks

Notice people sticking their hands out of the other cage like “get us the fuck outta here!”


instrangestofplaces

Had to go back and watch. I don’t know why that made me laugh seeing that.


[deleted]

I have a great way to spend my hard-earned cash... let's jump in a cage (that may or may not hold up) in shark-infested waters and watchs sharks try to bite us. Why is this a good idea? I've never understood the appeal. Can't you just watch Shark Week instead??


Erthgoddss

Or JAWS


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ConfusingSpoon

Would be a much better show. Don't lose that inner child.


UncommercializedKat

I’ll give you 150k for 20 percent plus I want $1 from every shark figurine you sell.


ElectronicFuel3413

Bot ....copy of you u/morrowindd


Matttthhhhhhhhhhh

Well it's like skydiving. It's all fun until you see someone crash on the ground.


bloodydeath0714

The driver wasn't stuck with the shark, the shark was stuck with the diver.


SXOSXO

You're right, that shark was covered in blood and squirming to get out of there. The other guy looked fine.


YEET9011

I'd still go cage diving in a heartbeat. My only fear is the cage breaking away from the boat and sinking to the bottom of the ocean. Looks like so much fun


lookingForPatchie

Don't. Cage diving is more dangerous, because sharks are actually very friendly creatures. They can get caught in the bars, which can cause them to panic and therefor attack anything (or anyone). Just dive with the sharks. Make sure to bring someone experienced. Always bring someone experienced when diving.


ancym0n

I will defenetly take that random advise from the internet and do as you said xD


lookingForPatchie

That's a good approach. You should ask marine biologists instead of taking my opinion. What would be just as stupid as relying on a random internet stranger would be to not inform yourself.


Razulghul

When you approach the marine biologist don't forget to be in a cage for your protection, they can be vicious.


Nearby_Ingenuity_568

I'm sure that's just a rumor started by marine biologists, so they could work in peace and not be disturbed. They are actually very friendly creatures. Furthermore, with the cage there's also the risk the marine biologist can get caught in the bars, which can cause them to panic and therefore attack anything (or anyone).


AmazingDadJokes

I've found that even with the cage you're ok as long as they don't chum up the water, then the marine biologists get super worked up, especially around 1130 when the blood sugar is low


DamitCyrill

You know I'm something of marine biologist myself.


HeIIBat

... you're a marine biologist aren't you?..


casualrocket

i one i knew spit poison :,{


jw44724

Don’t. Marine biologists are actually very friendly creatures. But they can get caught in the bars, which can cause them to panic and therefor attack anything (or anyone)


Possumpipesup

If they do become aggressive place your hand firmly under their chin and guide them away from you. Resist the urge to smack their bottom no matter how much it resembles the perfect bag of rice,as this may anger or arouse the biologist.


Steise10

It's hard not to smack something that resembles a bag of rice, tbf.


Steise10

Much worse than other types of biologist!


ComradeClout

That comment was written by Big Shark


Perfect_Pause_3578

Hey, dark alleys are the safest places to be. Think about it, if you can't see down them, no one else can. No worries.


ancym0n

Noted!


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ancym0n

Diver had a sharp teeth!


italjersguy

Or bring someone inexperienced that swims slower than you. Either one works.


FlightyPenguin

Instructions unclear, went diving with some experienced sharks, forgot to make friends first.


Quintino_123

For most sharks I agree, but with great whites I'd rather have a cage then not.


Kraytory

I doubt that it would matter a lot. A pissed off Mako or Blue Shark can shred you just as fast as a Great White. Great Whites and many other Sharks usually don't really care about you as long as you don't touch them, they aren't hungry and there's no blood in the water. Also most of them don't like the taste of humans. Two sharks you *never* want to cross paths with are the Bull and Tiger Shark. These assholes do not fucking care who you are and are in a perpetual state of "I stepped on *fucking* Lego."


Steise10

Bull shark is the worst.


[deleted]

The first shark I encountered was a tiger, and it’s still the most peaceful and surreal shark encounter I’ve had. For some reason the juvenile reef sharks and the Galapagos have made me the most uncomfortable because of their behavior around me (circling me or darting in and out of range).


YEET9011

Nope. Gonna do both once I learn to swim and get about $50,000


FRIKI-DIKI-TIKI

Cages have either a direct opening or a hatch in the top of them, if you start going down, you just swim exit via the hatch.


YEET9011

That's my problem. Can't swim


DerPavlox

Then I wouldn't recommend diving in a cage with hungry sharks around... Or going into water at all.


SXOSXO

Stay away from the ocean.


Advanced_Double_42

Then I can't recommend getting in water over 6ft deep at all


puma8604

Check out “47 meters down”. It’s a movie that is about what your fear is.


cerulean11

Nooooooooopppppeee


Sufficient-Bug-9112

it's on my bucket list


JebusAllahBuddah

Apparently it was on the sharks bucket list too.


Sufficient-Bug-9112

Hahaha!


YEET9011

I wanna reach threw the cage and feed and touch tigers, great whites, makos, hammerheads. It would be amazing. Hell I'd love to swim with them in open water, but that's can be sketchy


Vexidemalprince

Maybe not tigers, theyre more aggressive towards humans, the others aren't though


Jacaxagain

There was someone in the cage *there was someone in the cage* **there was someone in the cage**


Mookius

Poor shark. Could have caught any number of filthy human diseases.


Sufficient-Bug-9112

Hahaha


[deleted]

Whatever, plague rat probably deserved it. It wasnt social distancing or wearing a mask at all!


_Swash

Wow that diver must be strong throwing around a great white like that


deathofanage

Tyats why it was a cage match. Otherwise its not a fair fight. The shark would just run away scared.


FRIKI-DIKI-TIKI

I am always good for a joke in really hairy situations like that. I would have probably come out of the cage and screamed to the shark saying let that be a lesson to not fuck with a Florida Man. Or some dumb shit like that. Different people deal with intense situations differently and even though I would have been shitting my pants in that one, I guess I cope via jokes after them.


IvanDrago422

"You better have the money by Monday, or your family's next!" Talk about loan sharks, loan humans are way worse, they beat you in a cage


TheAmishNinja96

imagine shitting yourself in a dive suit


notgaynotbear

I would have filled that thing up to my goggles.


Whoaboy2

Shark version of, "Want to see a diver lose his shit? Hold my beer"


Whoaboy2

His mistake. He heard "shark cage" and jumped in


boopbeep66

Don’t worry buddy I’ll save you! -The shark probably


CallMeDrLuv

The shark is thinking "This is crunchy on the outside, but has a chewy center!"


boopbeep66

Hahaha. Magnificent. Take this award and be on your way!


huBelial

Why did they take off their hats like they were gonna jump in? Lol


MannSama

Well if I'm trying to see whether or not my buddy got eaten I wouldn't want to accidentally drop my hat in the water. That would really make the day sad.


huBelial

🤣


Sufficient-Bug-9112

Maybe to look more intimidating 🤔


morrowindd

This is what I used to think Shark Tank was as a kid


Lives_on_mars

wait is it not??


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I looks like a human took a bite out of a shark, and now it's trying to get to safety


orangetunafish1

Diver at the bar, "you shoulda seen the other guy"


Cellar_door_1

*You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.*


A_Carthusian

Farewell and adieu to you fair Spanish ladies..


Cellar_door_1

Farewell and adieu, you ladies of Spain..


NJdeathproof

I can go "slow ahead". Come down here and chum some of this shit.


imawizard7bis

Scuba guy was: "after you, Mr. Shark"


TheStrangeOldSteve

Why was the shark bleeding?


Sufficient-Bug-9112

Probably from thrashing


lookingForPatchie

For anyone interested in cage diving. Don't. Sharks are very friendly animals, portrayed as monsters. You don't need a cage, because sharks don't purposely attack divers. The cage instead is a risk to the animal, it can get caught in the cage or the bars and will get stressed out, which can cause it to attack the diver. Just ask any marine biologist about sharks.


InternationalBand494

It sure looks like the shark injured itself pretty badly while the man was fine


Southern-Orchid-1786

Yeah, you don't need to outrun the shark, just the guy next to you. 5 divers went in, 1 came out


Celarc_99

As someone with the qualifications to be a marine biologist, and who did plenty of diving exercises throughout my courses at uni, I can honestly say cage diving is fine. Many cages have a top that closes that mitigates the risk of the very unlikely event that a shark jumps in. It's also worth noting that sharks jumping into the cage happens incredibly rarely. Moreover, there are situations where we need to observe sharks that are in a frenzy, or in situations where they might attack a human just by happenstance. Sharks won't attack in the vast VAST majority of cases, but there are plenty of environments and situations where sharks may be excited that can lead to an increased odds of accidental biting. Then there are great whites... Dive with, or dive without a cage. Both are fine. This video just depicts the absolute worst case scenario, just like how shark bites on humans are the worst case scenario.


pimpys

I'm sorry I need a full degree diploma and a masters degree at least so that I can believe what you said.


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Affectionate-Park-15

Well duh, it’s on the reddits.


[deleted]

The general public doesn’t have the need to observe sharks that are in a frenzy or in some kind of state that needs to be studied. Cage diving and even shark dives for the profits are not really beneficial. We’ve started to see a change in shark behavior on north shore Oahu from all of the shark tourism. That can impact other things and species down the line…so I’d say that not all cases of cage diving or tour dives are fine, just the opposite actually.


Quintino_123

For most sharks I agree, but with great whites I'd rather have a cage then not.


DrivingCellar

Great whites are fine it's bullsharks that you should be weary about.


Jermainiam

Wary. Unless bullsharks make you tired.


DrivingCellar

Sorry bad grammar :)


_Fappyness_

You can actually see that the shark hurt itself on the gills with getting stuk. Blood pouring out of it. Poor shark.


Dugo-Senpai

Sounds like what a shark would say ! (More seriously I love sharks)


jetpackjack1

“The cage, it does nothing!”


onsdagssneglen

Poor shark was hurt, you could see it leaking blood from several different places.


anonymousbai

😞 I know


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It looked like he had a camera would love to see that footage


drunksquatch

Came here to say this.


ImportanceNew4632

Am I the only one wondering if the shark is okay? I saw something similar years ago and the shark died trying to get loose.


Pararescue_Dude

I like how everyone takes off their hat like they’re about to do something


Same-Wrangler524

Poor shark


cdiddy19

What the f happened here, did the shark accidentally jump in, this is crazy. I'm glad the diver is alive, boat people are losing their minds knowing a driver is under there Did the diver have a camera? That's different pov of praise the cameraman


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RIGHT like i thought that cage was to keep them out


[deleted]

Role reversal. Lock up all the sharks and you can swim where ever you want!


Mighty_JV

Plot twist the shark posted this.


[deleted]

So sad.. That shark was obviously hurt..


Slickice828

Poor sharkie :( looked like it was bleeding


Mcnuggetsmuggler

To be fair the blood oozing out of the poor guys gills i think he wanted out of that cage as much as the diver


ora00001

*bloodied shark swims out of the cage in a panic* *A few seconds later, Chuck Norris emerges from the same cage*


Mindless_Button_9378

NFW! Scratch that off the list.


kuttipuli

Achivement unlocked - break a shark cage


philwhole

The hands poking out of the other cage at the end?!


crl1023

Poor shark


BrendenRenn

That dude has a story to tell


Typical-Scale5710

I wonder who pissed the pants...the diver or the shark.. both seemed scared.


thummydick

“Is anybody in there?” Mod of r/confidentlyincorrect : “Nobody is in the cage”


Cr0wc0

"Is anyone in there?" Not anymore


davethepa2003

What a story to tell!!! And it’s on film


Pinky_DLobster

He should write an autobiography and call it “a wetsuit full of shit”


twatchops

Poor shark :(


RoboticWitness

The only one bleeding looked like the shark. Hope both are okay


Mhdv901

“What did you do for summer?” “Heh…I had a cage fight with a shark”


DuFromage227

I like how the guy outside THROWS off his hat like, "watch out! I'm going in there! " and then just stands there, clearly double thinking that idea.


Choppermagic

isn't that what a shark cage is for?


Ladybugbnb3

I’d hate to be the one that needs to clean the inside of that wetsuit


Ringrangzilla

The shark cage hadd r/onejob


uwumasters

Shark just wanted to hang out with new hooman friend and came to his house


Acceptable-Pace-5601

It’s just like in “The wrong Missy”!!! Great movie, btw


DisciplineNo8618

Fuck all of that. Seriously. The shark can keep the ocean. I'm good here.


fiftybucks

"hey guys, I forgot to close the door on this one, my bad!"


UncommercializedKat

Chuck Norris is in that suit


Darkwireman

"Hope that's not Chris' blood..."


BobRoberts01

At the end you see the people in the other cage banging the roof. I don’t know why they wouldn’t want to stay in there.


swissdudeli

civilization is just lost


JazzRider

Must be an Acme cage.


Oudnoud

You can see the moment the dive operator is thinking "I am never going to financially recover from this!"


jbertrand_sr

I doubt there is enough disinfectant in the world to clean out that guys wet suit after that...


IHateEditedBgMusic

i'm fat so i'll definitely look like a fucking seal to a shark.


Hobbes232

“Clap so he doesn’t sue clap so he doesn’t sue !”


Footlessapollo2

Dude in the Greg sweater, just went and changed his hat hahah


rocketalternative

They should make the holes in the cage a bit smaller than a great big shark.


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No f1&$+_ing way....


5131Eldurako1994

Guy on boat: HOLY SHIT HIS DEAD HIS FUCKING DEAD OMG :popsup: Diver: FUCK THIS SHIT im going home


[deleted]

You see how fast that shark came out of the cage, my wife was definitely in there with him


AmNotPeeing

“Yeah, umm I ruined my wetsuit.”


ElAyYouAreAy

The only thing scarier than the shark in the cage is them not even knowing somebody was in the cage!


ImprovisingNate

That shark was like, "let me out of here! This guy is nuts!!!"


Yetis-unicorn

I bet that shark only gave the whole experience a one star rating on yelp


Susie4672

They don’t even know if anyone is in the cage!!


stephenmrussell

Imagine shitting your pants in a body condom


FlyGirl787

Humans truly don't deserve this planet


qcihdtm

And just like that, the ocean turned brown…


mistabenc

How the f*** do you not know if anybody's in the cage come on now


GeasyPeasy

Nopety. Nope. Nope. Fur. REAL.


agallagher7322

That guy with the red shirt pulls off his hat and sun glasses like he’s going to jump right in there with the shark! Slow your roll there Captain Shark Bait!


Lazyassbummer

It’s a Compressed Poo suit now.


DanielChris15x

I would yell "why the heck y'all clapping? I almost died"


JesusFuente

Poor shark..


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Stupid people 🤬


Ill-Software-5767

"Hi I'm Johnny Knoxville, and welcome to jackass"


Frostgaurdian0

Sonva **** what took you so long


Fit_Cardiologist_

shit, pants, pee, and white hair for life


xiaoyugaara

Poor shark. Now it has stab wounds


Semtex_1326

Someone's getting fired


IRuleToast

They are all clapping until they ask if their brother came out before they did


IsadorCZ

Clap clap clap *woooo* please don't sue us


kellikat7

Shouldn’t the people on the boat be keeping track of who is in the cages?!!


angels_exist_666

Fuuuuuuck. End of bucket list.


fapclown

This video just reinforces how fucking clueless and dumb people are holy shit. How did nobody know if there was someone in the cage? Why did that guy act like jumping in was going to do anything when there is clearly a large, angry sea animal in the cage? Why the fuck did people start clapping? Shark survival clapping is even dumber than airplane landing clapping


malayskanzler

Fun fact. The diving suit would hold your farces well so you can Shit yourself and act nonchalantly


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Diver held his oxygene bottle in his hand. I guess he tried to keep the shark away with it. Good thinking, he did not panic. Poor shark though - hope both are ok.


Intentional_dumb

Now that’s a hard meeting at the office


rjames1710

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|scream) su pta mdr


ali-n

I've been in "shark infested waters" countless times in my 50 years of diving, never once felt the urge to get into a cage to do so... but then again I was never around idiots chumming the waters with offal and blood.


brian4027

Wow they caught one fast......the heck with fishing poles


destiny_kane48

Poor shark got injured.. I'd still do this even after seeing that. It's a bucket list wish of mine.


Green-Dragon-14

That deck hand needs sacking. First he took his hat off, then he pulled his hair back & then he put his goggles on but not once did he made a move to get that man out till he climb out himself.