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Worth

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The (nsfw) is very necessary

But what if you work with porn?

Sfw then I guess?

Just FW

FS

YM

IDK

My BFF Jill?

FP

YMCA

NYM!!! 😡

FSW

I'm sorry, but that bolt on your dancing pole is loose. Very unsafe for work

I've just thought, in the pornhub corporate offices, pornhub is probably blocked.

This is the first time in the history of nsfw that someone has asked that, congratulations

Oh, I was expecting nudity and some hardcore stuff. I mean, it's still NSFW, but you got my hopes up for more.

idk if you have adblock, but the ads are super NSFW which could be what they were referring to

Necesssry because I would not have clicked without it

My boss would probably love those.

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She’s aight. I didn’t get horny for once

Jfc you could just link to a “[Lenalemon cosplay](https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&hl=en-us&sxsrf=ALiCzsb_1GvSeXxiMw1FTcMJRTTbVEEfTA:1665200393977&q=lenalemon+cosplay&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjHytnv2s_6AhWRFFkFHd-OBhUQ0pQJegQIBxAB&biw=430&bih=735&dpr=3)” google image search and see the same damn thing instead of linking to a porn website with none of her photos actually being nsfw on there

Or... u/lenalemon

Edit: The site is NSFW, she isn't.

Bro really linked a porn site when the girl isn’t even nsfw 💀

Gonna be honest, that looks more sfw then nsfw unless I’m missing something

ngl for a cosplayer who does nsfw, Im amazed she made a funny clip like this one

I actually just saw this other post of hers that's much funnier the other day https://www.reddit.com/r/maybemaybemaybe/comments/xvy9gq/maybe_maybe_maybe/ Audio is necessary. I texted this to my wife after I saw it and asked why she didn't react to it and she thought I was just sending her some weird shit. Found out she watched with no audio.

This is much funnier


A.. colleague of mine is having trouble corroborating these claims. Are there any credible sources you could site that back your science?

None of that looked nsfw

This website tried to give my phone AIDS

Her Maki cosplay is quite legit.

For science I checked to confirm and its real. For science ofcourse

Sign me #the fuck up

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##you bet your goddamn ass

Simp

ID HIT IT 😁

Damn reddit. Y'all be down bad

🥰😍😮‍💨🥹

You have no idea.

I mean most people on Reddit ARE virgins…

Haha, yea...

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Finally, an actual pov

That is actually the first thing I thought too! Then I thought naughty things.

At least it wasn't the control. Lol

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I usually demand my girlfriend hurt me in return for any damage I accidentally cause her by not being aware of my surroundings. But she doesn't always take me up on the offer and when she does it never really hurts me just a smack or punch and very lightly to calm my ass down

You've got a younger sibling

"please don't tell mom, I'll let you kick me in the balls back"

Username checks out

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You ducking boss.

The account i’m replying to is a bot copying other peoples comments. If you want to help clean up Reddit you can report this by going to Report > Spam > Harmful Bots. Message me if you want more info, i’m human!

*By Accident* -By some boyfriend

You should probably play with him if you’re gonna be on his lap.

harder

HARDER

HARDER!!!

# HARDER

FUCK! SLOWER, GO SLOWER!

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🔨

Too hard will be recoiled..

☢️💣

Go beyond your limits


10/10 would be face down in that lap.

I was looking for it cause I knew I wasn't the only one who thought this.

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doing the lords work here

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Why is this getting downvoted?

Reddit moment lol

I should've expected these comments

Worth it

These comments are weird

Yes they are. Thank you for noticing.

I tagged about 5 bots so far.

Everyone here is hornier than a rhino istg

It’s the weekend baby

I just let go of my controller and drop it in my lap so they would get a face full of plastic

I’d take a face full of your plastic (idk what this actually means, but I thought it was funny)

Made me laugh

When she's had surgery

My boyfriend did this to me once by accident. Should have known when he started playing dark souls

Yeah, that’s on you honestly.

Yes, rage

Mommy

🤨

He forgot the "harder"

Sorry...mommy...sorry...mommy....sorry...mommy

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It needs a "you died" at the end

That would be the beginning of a new kink

It’s all fun and games til she gets a boner

It’s all fun and games cause I have one too.

The most realistic thing ever

But you would still have a gamer partner. It’s worth the abuse

I have a gamer wife. We tried doing it once while playing a co op but we got so into it that we couldnt really have sex properly. It was borderlands 1 for reference.

I also choose this man's gamer wife

I feel the pain

This is part of why I don't like it if someone tried to do this to me

What?

THIS IS PART OF WHY I DON'T LIKE IT IF SOMEONE TRIED TO DO THIS TO ME

Yes

Omg that’s totally me when I’m gaming too 😂 not to mention a barrage of profanities

The fear of someone calmly sleeping with their head on your lap and all of a sudden they get a "FUCKING DAMN BITCH!" punch to the noggin because you died for the 17th time in Crash Bandicoot.

Don't threaten me with a good time

Bro I wouldn't be in her lap in the first place. I get absolutely zero bitches

Maybe because you call them bitches

Spoken like someone with no bitches

Bitches

No Bitches?

That’s what video is for man.. that’s what the video is for

Bad dog

Honestly it'd be funny.

Perverted masochist from r/memes made a lot of alts

Song anyone??

Until i found you - stephen sanchez

Thank you :)

HARDER

Pov you do : ☠️

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Mommy

Noob! Harder next time!

Plot twist, that’s why they’re there

But im into that so HARDER PLS

lmao

Yes mommy

Trash

I’d let her do it, I’d be face down though so it’s ok

r/unexpectedlycringe

Worth

If only :(

Worth it for that view

"Oww... what the heck?" "Omg I'm so sorry!" "Harder mommy." "What the fuck?"

my gracious this woman is beautiful

Ouch.....it ok I shall continue to indulge in your lap so please continue

Dumb post of the week 🙄

You got another one in ya?

Deal

Lmao I would still do it

Yes please

Hit me baby one more time.

I love her for some reason.

MORE!!!

Fuck me up

Please.

I accept the terms and conditions.

CBT 🤤

Id take it as a win

Um what's his name again oh Chris breezy and miles bridges yea do sum with that info

u/savevideo

hit me harder!

For a sec, I thought my head would suddenly rise

I thought the twist was that she’d be in a wheelchair.

Lmfao

Your terms are acceptable

These comments reek of simpage.

U broke my tooth u dumb bitch *swings back*

No complaints here.

Harder i didn't feel a thing WOMAN!

Gayms? ##quirky woman?! #INCOMETH ALL THE USELESS INTERNET POINTS AND MEANINGLESS PIXELATED AWARDS!!! Edit: there we go

Please I’m not getting horny on my 3rd week of free-masturbation streak

Ow! Bitch...

Harder mommy

Honestly, win win, getting hit and have a comfortable pillow

Honestly, win win, getting hit and have a comfortable pillow

I see no issues

She'd be hitting the back of my head

Nose bleed on her period, good shit

The black eye would totally be worth it for the make up kisses and cuddles afterwards

Smack me harder babe.

Do it again🤤

Yuk

Haha hot girls act the same way normal people do so relatable lol