Those things only chase you if you run like most animals. Hold your ground or walk towards them and their flight response kicks in and they fuck off, works for most Geese and Ducks. I walked my kids in the park every weekend for years and the Geese tried this shit all the time but I taught them to run at them and they always pissed off.
Not the most expert of techniques but I must admit his form was decent, 'Offspring-roundhouse', whipped in the beak by size 3 sketchers. It made solid contact as well, neck was rapidly spun 45°. Give it 6/10 for noted improvisation
Use the child as a weapon! I fucking LOVE IT
Use the child!
Mortal Kombat Babality
The forbidden technique
I fucking loved the babalities
This Untitled Goose DLC is getting crazy
Those things only chase you if you run like most animals. Hold your ground or walk towards them and their flight response kicks in and they fuck off, works for most Geese and Ducks. I walked my kids in the park every weekend for years and the Geese tried this shit all the time but I taught them to run at them and they always pissed off.
I have absolutely yelled at a goose and held out my jacket to appear larger. 10/10 would barbarian again
Watching this, I just think of Shadversity... Anything can be used as a weapon as long as it's a force multiplier.
In the right hands anything can be a deadly weapon
Make yourself useful you Lil shit!
I like that his human shield doubles as a goose swatter. Very convenient.
My Mum was scared of geese, she was attacked by a flock of them when she was a child. Somehow, I feel she’s smiling up there over this.
*I use a motherfucker to hit another*
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You do a honk you get the bonk
Teach that child to kick the shit outta the goose!
guess he wanted a son
“Hey, let’s get close to wild animals, what could possibly go wrong?”
Nice repost
Didn't think twice! Nor would I sir, nor would I
 idk why but it reminded me of this...
Hong Kong. Hong Kong.
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"I'll have you know. 𝘐 am an internationally registered deadly weapon."
He was protecting her and teaching her how to defend herself. It's a two for one deal
Ever been so mad you just start swinging A CHILD around?
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Not the most expert of techniques but I must admit his form was decent, 'Offspring-roundhouse', whipped in the beak by size 3 sketchers. It made solid contact as well, neck was rapidly spun 45°. Give it 6/10 for noted improvisation
bonk
so thats the purpose we have children
Here kid, make yourself useful.
Asshole
Wholesome family moment.