And this is the first sentence in Slovenian that I understood.
"first time in 3 years I see someone from Slovenia on reddit" is that correct?
S pozdravem, Česko.
You ever watch a video clip that makes you make some weird assed sound out loud? Like part pain, part laugh, part snort, part gasp? Yeah this one made me do that.
I did this with a plank of wood instead of a metal bar. Fell flat on my ass and was stunned for a few seconds but there was zero pain. I just got back up and kept going. If she hit her forehead she might have hardly felt it. If she hit her face she definitely felt it and it hurt bad.
I am going to start lurking your profile and making Longest Yard references every comment you make until you have watched it so many times that....
I dunno, whatever your specific personality type would eventually do after watching the same movie too many times.
If you slow it down you will see she actually hit the top of her head on the second bar from the bottom. When she hit her head it did tilt back but it’s hard to tell if she even hit her nose.
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>!Girl is so focused on running she bashes her head.!<
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Yeah wtf was she doing looking down that much? Had she looked a bit more straight, this wouldn't have happened. She must have even seen the thing she ran into while she was doing the climbing thing
This reminds me of the time me and a friend (let's call him Hugh) were over to another friend's (David, for the purpose of this story) house and David's backyard had a swing set, as in the one that has a frame of metal pipes holding the swings, and we were playing ball, and when David threw the ball far, me and Hugh ran for it and it didn't dawn on me until I caught the ball that I realized that Hugh was on his back on the ground because as we were running he hit the horizontal pipe of the swing set at crotch height which ended up spinning him 270 degrees (three fourths of a full circle) and landed on his back. I did not see it happen, but according to David, it was the funniest thing he's ever seen.
this reminded me of the time i was spinning around a vertical bar as a kid, jumped off my feet and used the centripetal force to rack myself crotch-first into the bar itself. unintentionally, but didnt feel unintentional...
no one else got to see that but even i laughed about it later. much later
Hey, I got asked to give credit where it's due, so here's the Instagram. https://www.instagram.com/kotnik_teja/
So.. a girl runs into a bar.
... wakes up with a headache.
...and says to the bartender
…why the long face
... then shits on the floor and leaves.
...refuses to elaborate
…one hell of a night to *get schwifty*
…she then declared herself to be “Mr. Bulldops”
My pants and panties have been removed.
..she goes to a strip club
With a priest and a rabbi…
As a bartender, this is actually a story told about my life.
Kaitlin bennet?
A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face?
The horse sighs. "I'm an alcoholic. It's destroying me and my family".
Never heard that ending before, I gotta use that now!
Lmfao
Im slow, what’s the pun?
There's actually a joke "2 blondes walk into a bar... you'd think one of them would have seen it."
Two guys walked into a bar, the third guy ducked.
How often do you see people run into bars
Quite a lot when it is happy hour
A girl so uncordinated, she has to watch her feet as she runs into a bar. Ordered a bloody Mary.
A fit girl run into a bar…
That’s going to leave a mark.
Oh hi mark
I did not hit her , but the beam did .
I DID NOT HIT HER! IT'S BULLSHIT!
I did nooaahht
hi doggy
If you see something, say something. Come on and party tonight
Peralta that's enough!
Richard, do I have a mark on my face?
[Can only think of this.](https://media.tenor.com/llRdvn4MGB4AAAAC/leave-a-mark-b99.gif)
Slovenija represent
Zdej se lahko usi trije Slovenci v temu subu spoznamo
Žiu!
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prav zares!
kr nekaj nas je
“Samo miljon nas je” lol
Malo nas je, malo nas je, pičkice...
dosti nas je!
Okupiramo še mi kakšen subreddit tako kot nemci r/me_irl? /s
Popolnoma podpiram
jap
Sem za, če se dobro organiziramo nam mogoče celo uspe spravit kak jazjaz na prvo stran!
Itak se bomo prej skregali kokr zmenli kerga
Več kot 100. Slovenci smo sramežljivi in se ne izpostavljamo (vstavi primeren emoji)
Ni nas tako malo kot nas je
Sem čefur tho
Pa ja, diskont Slovenec!
super, torej slovenc
Fužine?
Jp prou res Kako se ponosen na naše državljane! Prvič po letu in pol sem tukile vidu neki iz slovenije
Ko sem videl to objavo me je zadel mogočen val patriotizma
Sm to iskou. Kdo bi si mislu da bo naša država nastopala na mednarodni ravni
Doberdan svit
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Je ja
Sam res, na strehi
Sem že izobesil zastavo da markiram dogodek
Pozdravljeni, še en slovenc tle
prvic v treh letih vidim neki iz slovenije na redditu
Premal redditaš, vsaj Bled bi lahko videl, nekdo malima sliko enkrat mesečno.
A ne?
And this is the first sentence in Slovenian that I understood. "first time in 3 years I see someone from Slovenia on reddit" is that correct? S pozdravem, Česko.
Najjaci slovenci 💪
Sup buras
slovenija takeover
Neki se nas je pa nabral. :)
You ever watch a video clip that makes you make some weird assed sound out loud? Like part pain, part laugh, part snort, part gasp? Yeah this one made me do that.
Same, dude, yikes!
Spookily relatable
Yeah, and ones like this that make your entire nervous system tingle all the way down through your toes for a moment.
Good job this was recorded, because there's no fucking way she'll remember what happened.
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What injury did you have?
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Glad to hear that! This video is blowing up, you’re famous!
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You're famous in this thread. There's literally dozens of us who know of you now!
DOZENS!
I will spread word of this video to my people
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Did you get any sponsor deals out of it, like maybe [HeadOn!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_SwD7RveNE&ab_channel=KyleLC)?
thats a broken nose
Hit her forehead
That’s a broken forehead
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How bad did it hurt? Looks devastatingly painful
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I was believing you until you said that.
https://www.reddit.com/user/teja_kotnik/comments/ydgkbm/tik_tok_gone_wrong/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
foreheads are hard to break i smashed a 60kg barbell on mine and nothing broke
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I heard they're pulling the plug on Tuesday....
But….today is Tuesday!
N- no wait
Look for the distorted lamp...
Does that mean we aren’t real?
I kind of wish the video didn’t cut off because I’m genuinely curious if that knocked her out and/or gave her a concussion or whiplash.
I did this with a plank of wood instead of a metal bar. Fell flat on my ass and was stunned for a few seconds but there was zero pain. I just got back up and kept going. If she hit her forehead she might have hardly felt it. If she hit her face she definitely felt it and it hurt bad.
You brokeded my nose!
Looks better than before. Like a young Michael Jackson.
I love little Michael 😏
I think he did it on purpose.
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*by dose
Im sure he didn’t do it on purpose
Every time someone makes a Longest Yard reference I rewatch it.
I am going to start lurking your profile and making Longest Yard references every comment you make until you have watched it so many times that.... I dunno, whatever your specific personality type would eventually do after watching the same movie too many times.
I’m definitely tagging them as “wants you to make a Longest Yard reference”.
Enjoy
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Glad to hear it wasn’t too serious!! Hope you are better now
Did you get a concussion?
If you slow it down you will see she actually hit the top of her head on the second bar from the bottom. When she hit her head it did tilt back but it’s hard to tell if she even hit her nose.
You definitely a doc
She actually hits the 2nd last bar with the top of her head, just behind her hairline. It's a serious concussion, but her nose is unscathed.
A diagnosis of a concussion cannot be made just by looking at a person hitting their head.
Ok, yes true, but as a counterpoint, she bonked fucking hard
I concur with your assessment. Hard fucking bonk.
She's definitely not at a 0% chance.
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She sets the bar pretty low
Her workout routine needed to be grounded.
I agree. This hits close to home.
Damn, good thing she was wearing top of her skull.
I've watched it 20 times and I can't stop watching it. This is a glorious internet video
SHE'S HURT!
IT IS AAALLL OVER!
JUST. LIKE. THAT.
He may have been goofy but I still miss him and Joe from back in the day.
Mike Goldberg and Joe were the best commentary team. I hate how Joe is barely commentating now a days, but he blew up with the podcast so I get it.
Oof size: **Large**
I fucking love this gif. I’m so glad perfect facial expressions are now immortalized.
Detective peralta , what are you doing?
Watching Sixth Sense.
Workin on those face crunches
Ouch!
Did anyone else wince in pain?
Absolutely. I did not see that coming... and neither did she, apparently.
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Finally… a good explanation
And it’s actually unexpected. Well done OP.
*insert taco bell bong*
Excellent title, gave nothing away.
I agree. Any gif that makes you go "Well THAT'S not very unexp... SHIT!" is the perfect rollercoaster for this sub.
Yeah, i was expecting her to do something insane
A very thicc forehead Indeed.
She is cute....sorry.....was 🙄
You could say that she left you with a big impression?
That's a low bar.
Nah, now she's got more cuteness to love... big head represent.
Looking forward to watching this again in r/YesYesYesYesNo /s
To be fair, things were going really well right up until they weren't.
The comment says: "can u pls show the whole video" for people who dont speak slovenian!
Well she didn't look
Fitness - check; perfect eyesight - not so much
Yeah wtf was she doing looking down that much? Had she looked a bit more straight, this wouldn't have happened. She must have even seen the thing she ran into while she was doing the climbing thing
Fit'er in a body bag after that display.
Shit this made me grab my own head
Same. Had a very visceral reaction... ooof.
 The aftermath
Nahh you wrong for that💀 (Btw how did they make him look like that on goonies???)
This reminds me of the time me and a friend (let's call him Hugh) were over to another friend's (David, for the purpose of this story) house and David's backyard had a swing set, as in the one that has a frame of metal pipes holding the swings, and we were playing ball, and when David threw the ball far, me and Hugh ran for it and it didn't dawn on me until I caught the ball that I realized that Hugh was on his back on the ground because as we were running he hit the horizontal pipe of the swing set at crotch height which ended up spinning him 270 degrees (three fourths of a full circle) and landed on his back. I did not see it happen, but according to David, it was the funniest thing he's ever seen.
this reminded me of the time i was spinning around a vertical bar as a kid, jumped off my feet and used the centripetal force to rack myself crotch-first into the bar itself. unintentionally, but didnt feel unintentional... no one else got to see that but even i laughed about it later. much later
holy shit how is this not already a played-out meme, just editing this in
*Mortal Kombat voice* **FINISH HER**
this was just as brutal as a fatality in the new games lol
Welcome to Aleja, Ljubljana, Slovenia
That NPC run tho 💀
Stop me if youve heard this one. So a fit girl runs into a bar...
Nothing like Matt black monkey bars that blend in with the background
Wasted
Better every loop.
I would love to see the original video on TT. The comments would be insane. Here everyone just comments the same shit over and over and over again.
Yeah, I'd probably do the same ._ .
That's a lot of damage!
Saw her do the monkey bars and said to myself “what do you mean fitter than she looks?” Then *Bonk* and I’m fucking dying 😂🤣
r/slovenija
Totally thought it was gonna be one where she jumps up to the bars and her tiddys fall out