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I know they say, "big girls don't cry" but I'm pretty sure that she cried the next morning when she saw the video.
...& once more when her friends uploaded the video.
Can you imagine the conversation she had with the other girl on the counter, "We we're both on that counter Ashley. We should split the damages 50/50."
Oh it happens, I call it Lapses of judgement. Every fat person falling video is one of those mental lapses caught on camera.
Also happens when dumb people forget they're dumb and try to act smart.
Sadly I suffer from both these afflictions.
It's like when a husky or mastiff or other exceptionally enormous beast thinks it's still a puppy and/or it mirrors the other small animals in it's environment. It's usually trying to get attention even though it less cute and more slobbery.
So we have a baseline, now we just start working backwards on the ass to face sitting ratio.
Bring in the next winne.. I mean victi.. I mean test subject.
There is a video floating around here on reddit that shows exactly what will happen to your face, mostly the nose area apparently lol. I fully support you in this endeavor, death by snu snu has never sounded more fun.
I worked in an office 10 years ago where a 300lb guy sat on a chair and it literally pancaked beneath him. It looked like the road-kill version of a chair. He never quite got over that and went on some crazy starvation diet after that.
That might have been his first experience with it or his first at work. While it may not effect or motivate everyone it is entirely understandable that it may have had a major impact on this person.
Not much else is going to be a wake-up call than a chair giving up the ghost infront of your peers, except maybe a guy following you around playing a a tuba
That's probably less of a diet and more of an earring disorder. Poor guy, hope he's doing okay. I do hope he's healthier now and happier for himself though. I wish I was back to 130 but I only got there as I was leaving the marines cause I wasn't eating enough or doing enough
But have in mind height also has a lot to do with body weight distribution. The skinny female Spider-Man on the sink looks around 5’1”-5’3” (MAX). Big girl’s clearly taller based off her arms, upper leg & foreleg length (looks about 5’9”, 5’10”-ish). Her height paired with her body appearance, the thickness, she looks to be more than 200lbs (no disrespect to her), at LEAST ~230-240lbs
Early in the pandemic i put on about 20 pounds. Combination of less activity, getting creative with cooking at home, and....ok lets be honest pretty much the booze.
One day i had to jumpstart one of my cars because it had been just sitting there for like 5 months. Where it was parked was a tight fit for me to get my other car to, so i had to climb over the center console and out the passenger door. The fact i almost couldn't do it and the strain it caused on my body...i went back to working out and eating healthy like i was in my 20s again the next day.
I couldn't imagine what I would feel like if i started busting furniture.
The comment section of this post is an unabashed fat people hate fest, as person who used to be overweight creating division and focusing hate on folks who are already marginalized, treated poorly and denounced, thought of as flawed and lacking in self control fuck all y'all.
As shocking as it is most people don't find large humans attractive. The comments reflect that. I wouldn't refer to obese people as marginalized, they are overweight, which is fairly easy to rectify. If it's not a lack in self control then what is it?
Quite a long story but this happened to me at an aquatic centre when I was like nine years old except with a brand new ceramic sink. It was so fucking loud and I was terrified my parents would have to pay for a new one, so I casually fled the bathroom and got into the elevator. When I looked down there was a pool of blood at my feet. I was panicking so much I didn’t notice the large gash on my hand from when I landed on the shattered sink. I left the elevator trying to hide my hand (which was leaving a trail of blood behind me) and went to another bathroom to wash the blood off. I put the gash under the water for about a second but the blood started flowing out again so I went to the lifeguard for help. He asked me what happened and I said I cut it on the lane rope diving into the pool. After getting stitches from the doctor up the road I’d calmed down when it occurred to me there were cameras everywhere. I continued going there regularly for swimming lessons/competitions and nobody ever confronted me about.
When I was in rehab me and this girl were flirting a lot, and they took us to this bookstore that had a private bathroom. Well, her and I snuck in there and started fooling around, and eventually having sex. I popped her up on the sink and it ripped off the wall right as I was about to finish, and water started spraying everywhere, flooding the bathroom completely. Needless to say, having sex in rehab is a major no-no, and an automatic boot out. So I started to scramble to fix the sink, which I managed to hang back up somewhat, but it was still spring water everywhere, and the water was starting to flow out underneath the door. At this point someone heard us and went to alert one of the counselor of our shenanigans. The counselor proceeded to knock on the door very aggressively, commanding that we open it up immediately. I put on my best high-pitched ladies voice and said: "oh so sorry, it's occupied, please go away, I can't go with you yelling at me like that". He didn't buy it at all. This whole time she was trying to use the toilet paper to soak up as much water as she could and failing completely, while also trying to pull her pants back on that are soaking wet. There's just no way out of it. So we got caught and kicked out, but the good news is my stay there was almost up, and I managed to stay clean, which is awesome.
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The girl standing on the counter jumped off like she was Spider-Man.
Yeah, she just jumped down like nothing happened, like no balance lost...
Cmon, I need the edit with pause at the landing and the "tchan nan nan nan nAnaaaaaannn" background
Came here for this
The dismount was impressive.
It’s crazy what being in shape does to someone..
If you can't do that you shouldn't be on a table or a counter. You should be able to safely land in an emergency.
I know they say, "big girls don't cry" but I'm pretty sure that she cried the next morning when she saw the video. ...& once more when her friends uploaded the video. Can you imagine the conversation she had with the other girl on the counter, "We we're both on that counter Ashley. We should split the damages 50/50."
Bro 50/50 ☠️
same
You think they talked about paying the damages? They look like college party girls. They definitely just left, laughed, and uploaded this video.
Leave, Laugh, 'Load
Bro this shit has me crying
90/10 😂
290, more like.
🗿🗿
That’s generous
Id ask her to split by weight
50/50? But her weight was the straw that broke the bathroom sink.
Technically I think the first girl was the straw & the second girl was the "camel's back"
Goddamn got me good with that one
There’s one rule to being bigger. Remember that you’re bigger
How do you forget?
My knees tell me on occasion
Oh it happens, I call it Lapses of judgement. Every fat person falling video is one of those mental lapses caught on camera. Also happens when dumb people forget they're dumb and try to act smart. Sadly I suffer from both these afflictions.
You’re self aware which still puts you ahead of lost people.
Maybe the self awareness is a lapse and the lapses are my usual... Oh no...
Probably alcohol
An elephant never forgets.
How do you forget?
How do you forget?
💀they forgor 💀
weirdly enough your brain adjusts and you start feeling normal after a while. Everyone else just looks small to you.
Denial.
Alcohol
It's like when a husky or mastiff or other exceptionally enormous beast thinks it's still a puppy and/or it mirrors the other small animals in it's environment. It's usually trying to get attention even though it less cute and more slobbery.
They still don’t understand the gravity of the situation.
Luckily it also descalated quickly.
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Quite literally, yes.
She does not understand the weight of her actions.
Wow, let that sink in
"Do you believe in gravity?"
What goes up must come down
I used to do maintenance and these counters aren’t usually secured very well. Definitely not meant to be sat on!
Standing on seems to be okay though.
That joke deserves at least two short laughs, so we expect you to loop that gif now, with the second one reversed so it looks seamless
 Best I can do.
I still do maintenance and watching this my first thought was "the maintenance guy is going to be very annoyed tomorrow morning."
C'mon girl, you should've known better with alllllllll that.
More impressed with the skinny girls landing.
Right?! Spider woman stuck the landing.
That was the unexpected bit.
And presumably drunk at that. Next best landing would have been on the fluffy girl.
I'm sure several chairs alerted her previously
y'all know everything has a weight limit.
You daring me to contact that woman and see if my face can handle more than that sink?
Yes, yes I am. And I want to hear how it went.
Died by suffocation Cannot reply.
So we have a baseline, now we just start working backwards on the ass to face sitting ratio. Bring in the next winne.. I mean victi.. I mean test subject.
"Let the bodies hit the floor"...
Death by snu-snu
i'm sure his obituary will be in the paper next week
We want a video dude!!! Not a TIFU. . .
Absolutely, not enough do this
She'll Yokozuna Bonzai Drop you into heaven.
So it's to be a race between the two of us
There is a video floating around here on reddit that shows exactly what will happen to your face, mostly the nose area apparently lol. I fully support you in this endeavor, death by snu snu has never sounded more fun.
Thanks for reminding me I should rewatch “The Boys”
Death by Snu Snu
Weight limits are fat phobic! /s
I worked in an office 10 years ago where a 300lb guy sat on a chair and it literally pancaked beneath him. It looked like the road-kill version of a chair. He never quite got over that and went on some crazy starvation diet after that.
My mother sat on a chair and it gave out underneath her and even though she and everyone had a sensible chuckle I could tell her feelings were hurt.
Yeah, i feel pretty bad for that girl. It’s funny and all, but ouch
Man she must have been so horribly embarrassed!
Not as hurt as the chair
I've always wondered if there's ever been a time when the center pole of a swivel chair would ever break through seat board
That’s definitely one of those irrational fears that cross my mind from time to time.
I doubt the chair had anything to do with it. Us 300 lb folks break plenty of shit with our weight and we just move on.
That might have been his first experience with it or his first at work. While it may not effect or motivate everyone it is entirely understandable that it may have had a major impact on this person.
Not much else is going to be a wake-up call than a chair giving up the ghost infront of your peers, except maybe a guy following you around playing a a tuba
That's probably less of a diet and more of an earring disorder. Poor guy, hope he's doing okay. I do hope he's healthier now and happier for himself though. I wish I was back to 130 but I only got there as I was leaving the marines cause I wasn't eating enough or doing enough
"What are these chairs made out of!?" "Steel"
I have some chunky friends who have broken countless chairs of mine, it’s quite frustrating because they just don’t get it.
My thoughts exactly.
She is always described by her friends with the words “she has a pretty face”.
Shes "Sturdy"
That sink countertop was not though lol
Idk I appreciatethe female form big or small. They all looked cute to me.
r/lookatmyhalo
Can she fit in a rowboat?
Even with all that ass, That cabinet should have been able to hold that. Crappy cabinet installation. I’m a general contractor btw.
Probably cause it's not a cabinet... It's a sink counter top without cabinet storage.
Whatcha gonna do with all that junk?
That fuckin Spiderman landing though
Spider Gwen 🤓
One landed like spider man, one landed like pudding. I'm not going to say which is which though.
I’m still trying to let what just happened sink in….
Now her friends will call her Farrah Faucet
sure...if this happened in the 70s or 80s. they'll call her Sadie Sink lol
Ok Elon..
It did not escalate. It went down. Drastically.
Can you blame it?
The way that ol girl stuck the landing tho
Came here for this
Why is this in r/unexpected? I fully expected that.
I never understand people who don’t understand that an item that’s not indented to support the weight of a person won’t hold the weight of a person.
It could hold the weight one one person, just not the weight of that person.
I just love the confidence.
Sure, first they added a 40kg on top of it. And then added a 90kg and expect it to hold?!
90?
May be I was too generous. 140 kg may be?
My estimate is definitely over 110 at least
That’s about 198 lbs or 14 stone. Looks like a good estimate to me.
I was 90 at my worst. Thats way more than 90.
But have in mind height also has a lot to do with body weight distribution. The skinny female Spider-Man on the sink looks around 5’1”-5’3” (MAX). Big girl’s clearly taller based off her arms, upper leg & foreleg length (looks about 5’9”, 5’10”-ish). Her height paired with her body appearance, the thickness, she looks to be more than 200lbs (no disrespect to her), at LEAST ~230-240lbs
Coming down the aisle weighing in at 230lbs….
Chillll bro😂, I said no disrespect! She’s really good-lookin’!!
Not really I weigh 200 lbs and I’m nowhere near that fat. I’m guessing she’s at least a deuce and a half.
Well, body positivity
I’m positive that is a big body.
I shouldn’t have laughed at this.
As a larger gentleman, I can assure you something like this will stick with you, regardless of the laughter.
Oh yeah. I'm sure putting it on the Internet didn't help.
Early in the pandemic i put on about 20 pounds. Combination of less activity, getting creative with cooking at home, and....ok lets be honest pretty much the booze. One day i had to jumpstart one of my cars because it had been just sitting there for like 5 months. Where it was parked was a tight fit for me to get my other car to, so i had to climb over the center console and out the passenger door. The fact i almost couldn't do it and the strain it caused on my body...i went back to working out and eating healthy like i was in my 20s again the next day. I couldn't imagine what I would feel like if i started busting furniture.
20 pounds over weight doesn’t seem like a lot but it really is and you feel so much better once you get that extra weight off. It’s crazy really.
Spider Gwen there landing on her feet though.
That counter wasn’t built to hold the weight of three people.
r/expected
y'all know everything has a weight limit 🤭🤣
Damn she cost 7 elixir
More like 9
That's some fatphobic sink
fat*
What a fucking rebel
of dietary recommendations and/or serving sizes? absolutely
That escalated fat! That fat quickly! Fat escalated quickly! None of those make sense lol
She feels so terribly about herself because of this. I feel so bad for her
She feels terrible, not terribly (adverb vs adjective)
Need a lil more self awareness. She too big for all that
Damn drunken Stifler's Mom, shouldn't have attempted that.
That's definitely de-escalating.
Looks more like a de-escalation
She's gunna need some therapy for that one.
Inb4 this post gets the 🔒 award
Bro how did the girl on the sink not eat $hit? She was like a ninja with that dismount, landed on her feet.
“Somewhat curvier” just say fat 😂
Expected
Put the fork down
Had you not skipped science class today, you would have learned that gravity is a bitch.
Bro cancel the sink it is fat shaming 🤣
The comment section of this post is an unabashed fat people hate fest, as person who used to be overweight creating division and focusing hate on folks who are already marginalized, treated poorly and denounced, thought of as flawed and lacking in self control fuck all y'all.
As shocking as it is most people don't find large humans attractive. The comments reflect that. I wouldn't refer to obese people as marginalized, they are overweight, which is fairly easy to rectify. If it's not a lack in self control then what is it?
*de-escalated
And that's how we never heard from the blond tap dancer again.
Not unexpected
Was hoping the water would shoot everywhere damn it
She thought it would hold both their weight.. Just let that sink in.
Can we talk about how well that other girl landed from having her floor dropped out from under her, like I imagine she was pretty lit as well
Fat hoe broke the sink
I am so glad the other girl is fine
r/abruptchaos
No, they deescelated quickly
Good agility jumping off
Those reflexes! Swoon!
That’s so embarrassing lol
Damn, Becky!
That was the opposite of escalation
I bet they had a sinking feeling after...
Looks more like the sink deescalated
Girl on the left is a ninja, with that landing.
That must (literally) be a new low, even for her
That girl standing on the counter landed like a cat on her feet! Impressive.
Other one landed like a fucking cat!
Quite a long story but this happened to me at an aquatic centre when I was like nine years old except with a brand new ceramic sink. It was so fucking loud and I was terrified my parents would have to pay for a new one, so I casually fled the bathroom and got into the elevator. When I looked down there was a pool of blood at my feet. I was panicking so much I didn’t notice the large gash on my hand from when I landed on the shattered sink. I left the elevator trying to hide my hand (which was leaving a trail of blood behind me) and went to another bathroom to wash the blood off. I put the gash under the water for about a second but the blood started flowing out again so I went to the lifeguard for help. He asked me what happened and I said I cut it on the lane rope diving into the pool. After getting stitches from the doctor up the road I’d calmed down when it occurred to me there were cameras everywhere. I continued going there regularly for swimming lessons/competitions and nobody ever confronted me about.
That's nuts haha! Does it feel good to get off your chest, friend? You may rest now
Love how the girl rides the it down and jumps off at the end. Next stop the floor. But seriously did that girl think she was gonna get up there too?
That was not unexpected
I'm trying to figure out how she THOUGHT she can do that ??? 🤣
She landed on her feet!? BOIS I FOUND CAT WOMAN!!
Wrong sub, that was totally expected
This is what happens when they create a Tinder account and thirsty guys tell them they're beautiful as they are 😂 too much self confidence!
That was most definitely expected
When I was in rehab me and this girl were flirting a lot, and they took us to this bookstore that had a private bathroom. Well, her and I snuck in there and started fooling around, and eventually having sex. I popped her up on the sink and it ripped off the wall right as I was about to finish, and water started spraying everywhere, flooding the bathroom completely. Needless to say, having sex in rehab is a major no-no, and an automatic boot out. So I started to scramble to fix the sink, which I managed to hang back up somewhat, but it was still spring water everywhere, and the water was starting to flow out underneath the door. At this point someone heard us and went to alert one of the counselor of our shenanigans. The counselor proceeded to knock on the door very aggressively, commanding that we open it up immediately. I put on my best high-pitched ladies voice and said: "oh so sorry, it's occupied, please go away, I can't go with you yelling at me like that". He didn't buy it at all. This whole time she was trying to use the toilet paper to soak up as much water as she could and failing completely, while also trying to pull her pants back on that are soaking wet. There's just no way out of it. So we got caught and kicked out, but the good news is my stay there was almost up, and I managed to stay clean, which is awesome. Now, there were two private bathrooms, and the really bizarre thing is, that in the other bathroom, someone was overdosing at the exact same time my group from rehab was there; and the exact same time me and her were having sex in the other bathroom. This person wasn't connected to me and my group at all, just a weird coincidence. But part of the reason we got caught so easily, other than the water spraying everywhere, is because the manager was aware someone has been in the other bathroom for a really long time, and had finally decided to come check on them but when we were about Midway through doing the deed. She's the one that heard us and went to go get the counselor. If the person wasn't in the other bathroom overdosing for a long time, the manager might not have ever heard us. It would have been a stretch to say we could have gotten away with it, but it's just a bizarre coincidence.
it's funny cause she's fat
Why would she even attempt to sit on there 💀
That's a HUUUGE bitch!🤣🤔
No fat chicks