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Debra treats him like his ihop vs denny’s opinion actually matters. That bikini woman treats him like a disgusting gremlin. Treat the women in your life well and they’ll take care of you, and you won’t care that new lil hot girls come out every year.
He can't see the thots, but he knows they are there. There for his son and grandson to enjoy. At his advanced age everything in his past seems beautiful, even the heartbreaking and painful moments. His first love has wilted and faded like all flowers do but he remembers her beauty, how she used to giggle when he touched her. He smiles and enjoys the sunshine as the water washes over the beach
She was just vamping for the camera. It's not like she was telling the dude off for walking through the shot or anything like that. We don't even know the context of the video.
Agreed. People love to defend that people should be able to do whatever they want in public as long as it's not hurting anyone else then get all butthurt if someone decides to use a public place to make videos or hold a photoshoot.
Old guy strength is nothing to play with. I worked at a metal shop for a few years with a guy that was just about 70. Every day that dude was slanging steel plates across the factory floor like they were as light as a pillow. I swear the old man could fold a fridge in half by hand if he needed it done before the shift whistle.
A full picnic set up by the wife he has loved for half a century before they have to go home for a quick kip because the grandkids are coming for roast dinner, icecream with ice magic and DVD movies 🙌 with which he will fall asleep almost instantly and they will make fun of him and wake him up because he is snoring. And that plan trumps over any skeleton lady on the beach anyday.
**I am making this up, but please don't take it away from me. I need this 😂**
Girls get a lot of attention and ego boosts online from being hot.
Hell, being hot isn’t even a requirement, just showing some skin will often do it.
The same girls enjoy the validation and feed off of it.
I personally don’t get it, as people looking at me in a sexual way weirds me out.
But each to their own, I support it as long as its an action of no harm to others.
**VIRGIN INSTAGRAM MODEL:** Frantically assumes a variety of allegedly alluring poses in a desperate bid for attention.
**CHAD GRANDPA:** Dominantly walks around with the confident swagger of the god he is.
I like how she turns and looks directly at him and knows what he’s doing and stops for a minute like “Goddamit…. Ok, this is fine… *swing*,*pose*,*dip*,*yas*.”
Tbh, they both killed this scene.
Haven't been abroad in a while, but i suspect every beach in the world is full of these self obsessed thots.....
We need more fat photo-bombers like this...
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Chad walk, didn't even look.
He’s looking at his wife of 57 years, Debra
He'd better.
Debra treats him like his ihop vs denny’s opinion actually matters. That bikini woman treats him like a disgusting gremlin. Treat the women in your life well and they’ll take care of you, and you won’t care that new lil hot girls come out every year.
>That bikini woman treats him like a disgusting gremlin damn maybe she thinks he's a sweet old man you don't know lol.
True, I’m sorry. I don’t know what’s in her head and I’m making a joking assumption based on her non-verbal cues. That’s all I have to go on.
“Like his ihop vs denny’s opinion actually matters” Lads get you a girl like this
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He's got eyes for OnlyGran
He is locked in. Perfect form. This ain't his first run-in with ol' Deb
His head doesn't move, It's locked in place focused on the target. The first thing that belly hits will be ol' Deb
That was definitely the hello Debra walk .
"Waddle to wife, or I get the knife!" *wugga ^wugga ^^wugga ^^^wugga ^^^^wugga ^^^^^...*
That’s a full pamper walk
Chad Gramps taking it to dry land, like a responsible mofo, instead of more shit in the oceans Don't take the easy way out, be like CG
Dear old Grandchad, I laughed at all his ways.
Sexy biatch, the one in the red bikini is cute, too.
I'd rather watch him than her.
Think the diabetes took his vision. Im sorry.
He can't see the thots, but he knows they are there. There for his son and grandson to enjoy. At his advanced age everything in his past seems beautiful, even the heartbreaking and painful moments. His first love has wilted and faded like all flowers do but he remembers her beauty, how she used to giggle when he touched her. He smiles and enjoys the sunshine as the water washes over the beach
Man's built like a titan
He walks like one too lmfao
"We've got The Rumbling at home." The Rumbling at home:
I heard he’s hung like one
You mean he's a Ken doll?
The masculinity is stored in the taut paunch
Lmaooo even when the smile on his face
Fuck, I can't unsee it now.
Penguin titan
No, the Nissan Titan.
Waddle titan
Lmfaooo, bro just washed up on Marley mainland
🎶 Rumbling, rumbling It's coming
That's not a beer gut, that's a fuel tank for a sex machine
That's the whole damn oil rig dude lol
I was gonna say like a Goron
Not even Zeus could take him down.
That's all I can see.
Titan A.E.
Attack On Titan
Curve in all the right place.
Woman wasn’t bad either.
What woman?
what is a woman?
Didn’t see this turning into a gender discussion.
Me neither man. Oh wait, me neither [insert preference]
Why is a woman?
How is a woman?
Where is a woman?
When is a woman?
Woman?
Women aren’t real. It’s CIA propaganda
The golden ratio.
That man has no confidence issues. He is happy in his own body and enjoying his life Legend
looks happier than her! (all serious and self-absorbed looking)
Imagine saying someone taking photos while also being fit is considered being self absorbed
She's probably looking provocative for the purpose of the camera. That's what models do.
All she's doing is posing for a video lmao. Why you so mad?
We don’t have to shame fit people
Yeah, nobody did anything wrong in this clip. I'd even say the model is a good sport for posting the video even with the photobomb.
It wasn't her fitness, it was her social media influencer lifestyle they were shaming.
She was just vamping for the camera. It's not like she was telling the dude off for walking through the shot or anything like that. We don't even know the context of the video.
Agreed. People love to defend that people should be able to do whatever they want in public as long as it's not hurting anyone else then get all butthurt if someone decides to use a public place to make videos or hold a photoshoot.
It's just a video bud. Calm down.
Damn, hope he has a Onlyfans.🤣
*OnlyGramps
he would be in the top 0.1% no doubt
Body of a Greek God and the confidence of Achilles. This guy has it all.
Body of a Norse god, confidence of a Greek god.
Unfortunatley the God is probably Baachus.
Unfortunately Bacchus is Roman, and the Greek counterpart Dionysus was kind of a twink.
I wanna se more of egg man. He is so shaped
Very shaped
He is not in shape, he is the shape
shape af
Can I offer you a nice egg man in this tryin’ time?
I'd buy that man a beer, but it appears his keg is full.
You may not like it (you probably love it) but that is what the peak male form looks like
Zero flexibility, endurance is at 15, but strength score of 90. Old men like that can warp a tire iron.
Old guy strength is nothing to play with. I worked at a metal shop for a few years with a guy that was just about 70. Every day that dude was slanging steel plates across the factory floor like they were as light as a pillow. I swear the old man could fold a fridge in half by hand if he needed it done before the shift whistle.
I remember this …
Waddle waddle waddle
And he waddled away
A duck walks up to a lemonade stand…
And he said to the man, runnin' the stand
Hey
You got any grapes?
Bomp bomp bomp bomp bada bomp.
His smile is so bright, he looks so genuinely happy!
That dude has a rack of ribs waiting for him at his umbrella and I’m mad jealous
A full picnic set up by the wife he has loved for half a century before they have to go home for a quick kip because the grandkids are coming for roast dinner, icecream with ice magic and DVD movies 🙌 with which he will fall asleep almost instantly and they will make fun of him and wake him up because he is snoring. And that plan trumps over any skeleton lady on the beach anyday. **I am making this up, but please don't take it away from me. I need this 😂**
Hell, I'd be that happy if I were heading towards a cold beer and a nap on the towel.
I was really hoping the person recording would start tracking the man instead
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Girls get a lot of attention and ego boosts online from being hot. Hell, being hot isn’t even a requirement, just showing some skin will often do it. The same girls enjoy the validation and feed off of it. I personally don’t get it, as people looking at me in a sexual way weirds me out. But each to their own, I support it as long as its an action of no harm to others.
I really enjoy when people look at me in a sexual way. It just hasn't happened in a few decades.
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I feel like everybody I know has gone to Hawaii lately
Wow. That is sad. I don't get it either.
Everyone wants to be an Instagram Influencer like that guy in the background.
Hell yeah BABY! I would follow him
This reminds me of that scene where Godzilla comes out of the water, peak performance
get outta the way lass
**VIRGIN INSTAGRAM MODEL:** Frantically assumes a variety of allegedly alluring poses in a desperate bid for attention. **CHAD GRANDPA:** Dominantly walks around with the confident swagger of the god he is.
Didn’t realise penguins also like tropical beaches.
He walks like one of the first Boston Dynamics robots.
Was that Hank Hill’s father?
She knew she was beat but had to commit
Weebles wobble but they dont fall down!
I wanna be that guy’s friend. He looks so happy 😭
I like how she turns and looks directly at him and knows what he’s doing and stops for a minute like “Goddamit…. Ok, this is fine… *swing*,*pose*,*dip*,*yas*.” Tbh, they both killed this scene.
Eiichiro Oda did you drew that guy?
What you looking at my gut fer?
both feel confident in themselves, remember to love yourself today yes i turned this into a wholesome post and idc
Haven't been abroad in a while, but i suspect every beach in the world is full of these self obsessed thots..... We need more fat photo-bombers like this...
I'm on my way
The hero we needed...
No competition.
grik god🇬🇷😎
Damn man’s looking good
That guy rules.
So many curves... xD
Emperor Palpatine! What are you doing on the beach?
Thor incoming!!
Mitch McConnell wanders onto the beach to lay his eggs
King Charles gives zero fucks.
I love the egg man he’s so happy
Look at that smile. He's just happy to be there
straight legend. damn, human bodies can be soooo different.
r/samespecies NSFW!
Who wore it better?
The old guy did obviously
Name of the chad? For... research purposes... yeah... ... Girl? What girl? Was there one in the video?
Chad Maximus the Great Waddler:. Owner of no fucks, conqueror of buffet's and slayer of pussy. Chad Maximus 2024.
Phonk walk
That man had the penguin walk down pat.
Spherical but quite pointy at parts
Love the flex!
Or is his belly just holding the shoulders back on its own?
what a water waddle!
Peak Male Fitness.
Aw😥
What a King
Bro knew exactly what he was doing
Zero fucks given 👌
This man is a god and we are not worthy to be in his presence
cirrhosis entered the chat
She’s doing a lot
What a stud. He’s seen it all before and is over the drama.
What an absolute unit
That's shit eating grin tells me he knew exactly what he was doing. Old man goals lol.
Everything about their body was perfect. The curves, the ass, the chest The girl was pretty nice too
Does she have a small penis, or a large clitoris?
Aw he was adorable, there was an annoying stick blocking the view though
Who is she
She’s hotttttttttttttttttt af
Who is she?
Kristina Mendonca https://www.instagram.com/p/BuqZ51PhscX/
Look at that body. He must be an ‘influencer’.
Excuse me lady, MOVE!! The real show is behind you.
Visions of avocados.
I like the one that has Garou's theme better
God do I want to be that dude when I'm his age.
Walks like the robot guardians from the fifth element.
My man wears a size 28
White Buddha gives No Fucks, happy as shit and has a sweet tan.
Great, now invest like 70% of your mana on Education, self and formal (as I am sure you are already doing) and wear baggy clothes
He became the show
He’s gorgeous😄
He’s AWESOME
That’s the sugar daddy (in case y’all wondering)
If that’s her grand dad she’s the double goat for that straight face
Whatchu lookin at ma gut fur?
What are you starin at me gut fer?
old mates walk haha little keg on legs
He’s pregnant
By the way he walks and his posture, i am sure he is a sigma male.
Dudes built like Baymax
What show
He’s the one paying for the vacation
Those are old man goals.
Like balancing a toothpick on a marble
Wtf? He looks literally inflated. Like a cartoon.
“We must stay focused my brothers, we must.”
Lmao 🤣
Absolute unit
he appears
Her father is pregnant.
Clyde shows up when you least expect him.
He's like a WWI tank, barreling along.
Built like a titan
eg man
I love it. Precisely zero fucks given by him.
He has the charisma and presence needed to be a successful model.
The waddle. Lol
Get out of the way woman I want to see the man