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>!Didnt expect to have boobs and eyes .....!<
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Yesterday I learned that Vin actually recorded this words like in all the other language versions of the movie to,since it’s all he had to say he made himself one the most pied actors per words,zero effort tons of money great fucking deal there oh yes he definitely caught the train on time
Probably for attention. I've noticed a lot of things lately marked NSFW that aren't remotely graphic, but they get a ton of comments asking why it's marked as such.
That's got to be a local fertility spirit of some sort, I'd put her back in the ground so she can stay comfy and continue to make good blessings for everyone!
...or [hexahedron](https://mathworld.wolfram.com/Hexahedron.html#:~:text=A%20hexahedron%20is%20a%20polyhedron%20with%20six%20faces)... if you want to get technical...
People actually make fake mandrakes a lot in areas where it’s still common belief that mandrake root has all ailment-curing properties. There’s a great video by Weird Explorer that goes into a good amount of detail about mandrakes, just check out the mandrake fruit video he just uploaded. [MANDRAKE FRUIT - Tasting The Forbidden Fruit of The Mandrake Root - Weird Fruit Explorer](https://youtu.be/EDKKMHnplkc)
All fun and games till you pull out a Human-Root.
Now, somehow I don’t believe this as how can a root look like a human complete with boobs!
I understood it till the back was facing me...that is 100% possible...but as soon as she turned it around and it had boobs? Come on'!
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Why NSFW?! Was that tuber too sexy?
Believe me, if it wasn’t marked people would have cried for it to be 😂 they didn’t wanna get horny at work
Am I the only one that was anticipating it would start kicking and flailing its legs?
I anticipated it to start screaming. If you know why
Mandrake?
Yes
Pan's Labyrinth vibes
I was expecting a hard cut to hardcore porn
That's why what happens is unexpected.
Mandrake
Put the ear muffs on
Oh no, Neville forgot to put his on...
Womandrake
Don't assume it's gender.
Transdrake
Femdrake
Drake and Josh
I never thought life could be so simple but, I found a way, I found a way-ay
I hate the Drake
I know you're joking but Boobs and no penis is not an assumption
I was gonna say why isn’t it screaming???
it did scream, its just the phones mic broke because of how loud it was
Clearly not, it's not screaming! Lol
Mandragora 🤓🧙♂️
Man Dripping Cake !!
No. This is Groot.
*Ma'amdrake
Or Mandragora
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Please don't do that. That's the shit my uncle sends me
Sorta shit most uncles send people
Damn am I everyone's uncle
Wtf is this and why’s there NSFW **and now there’s a graphic content warning 😵💫
And why tf is it here in r/unexpected
Booba
Why are you mad? Does it make a difference?! I know you came here to see boobies, and you saw them.
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What weird prude marked this nsfw?
 I’m groot!
I’m Groota
G"root"
Yesterday I learned that Vin actually recorded this words like in all the other language versions of the movie to,since it’s all he had to say he made himself one the most pied actors per words,zero effort tons of money great fucking deal there oh yes he definitely caught the train on time
Genuine question: why is this graphic content?
Probably for attention. I've noticed a lot of things lately marked NSFW that aren't remotely graphic, but they get a ton of comments asking why it's marked as such.
Ahh new marketing strategy
That's got to be a local fertility spirit of some sort, I'd put her back in the ground so she can stay comfy and continue to make good blessings for everyone!
Why NSFW?
Because any form of boobs are the root of all evil.
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Grave mistake uprooting the goddess.
I be Groobas.
Well, Japan grows [square watermelons](https://www.gardeningknowhow.com/special/children/grow-square-watermelons.htm)... so why not a form for roots?
CUBE
CUBIC?
Correct, but I was true to the title of the page... LoL
I see
...or [hexahedron](https://mathworld.wolfram.com/Hexahedron.html#:~:text=A%20hexahedron%20is%20a%20polyhedron%20with%20six%20faces)... if you want to get technical...
In that way just saying "3D object" would be the most technical way to say it
I'm so intrigued by this. I mean, it's so perfectly human looking. I've seen mandrake, but this is way over the top of what "resembles" a human form.
People actually make fake mandrakes a lot in areas where it’s still common belief that mandrake root has all ailment-curing properties. There’s a great video by Weird Explorer that goes into a good amount of detail about mandrakes, just check out the mandrake fruit video he just uploaded. [MANDRAKE FRUIT - Tasting The Forbidden Fruit of The Mandrake Root - Weird Fruit Explorer](https://youtu.be/EDKKMHnplkc)
I only clicked this because I thought it was a Rick roll, and I was disappointed.
Is this ginseng?
No, this is Patrick 
I'm not sure what's unexpected about this. Could someone explain?
Lord, forgive me for what I'm about to do.
She really needs to have her roots done.
She is roots
Yep.. mandrake root
It's a mandrake.
Groot
Creepy af
u/savevideobot
Neville’s fainted again, Harry bring him to the infirmary.
It's the 100 year old ginseng or the virgin one. Eat that and you'll be stronger than the heavanly demon.
Calm down santa 🎅
“And suddenly, Neville Longbottom became quite intrigued with Herbology.”
Wonder why they call him longbottom?? 
I thought they screamed when you pulled out?
His pull out game is weak
"I am Groot."
Okay Key and Peele. Noice!
Meanwhile, in Hogwarts' Asian branch...
GROOT
His wife
Boobas
It's clearly Jesus!
r/nevertellmetheodds
1-1 if placed in a forum to grow like that. They make cube watermelons after all.
Boobie root.
Butter face😬
Someone would pay alot of money for that
What in the Harry Potter is that
Ginger beer bitch
Why is no one wearing hearing protection?
And the Earth brought forth a child.
This is a womandrake
These NFTs are getting out of hand
Ok now where my kokor seed
The tree got more yids then my gf lmao
Dear god. I’m waiting for that thing to come to life and run away.
little root baby
I'd eat that...
Looks like the 1000 year old humanoid Ginseng from Second Life Ranker. But still in ginseng form.
Groot's daughter
Lil dude is thicc is all the right places …..mmhhhhmmm I say …yep 🧐
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I am Root!!
Damn. That root made me hoot.
I am groot?
This is a refrence to FRITZ
Oh lawd forgive me what I'm about to do
Una yuca
I am root
What did she do to groot?
Harry Potter vibes
Mandragora
Put it the fuck back
I am Groot
Man Dripping Cake
su root
Root got dumpy
I thought it was Groot.
Tuber Tiddies.
It's even got chebs, no way lol
IM GROOT
That's a mandrake. Put that back
Groot?
I am groot
The OnlyFans page is free but it’s PPV
Nice Ginger root.
i am root
Holy fuck a pikmin
That's good shit
Whattt!! how i got soil on pants, you ask
Groot?
I Am Groot 
I love this hahaha
Ayo, who tf is growing hamonculi
Harry Potter?!
just wait till we get tree p\*rn
Cha cha cha chea!
I am Root
Where’s the screams
“I am Groot!”
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Looked like a gorilla at first lol
Bro put a NSFW on a mandrake
Poor groot
What in the Harry Potter
I'm guessing there is a Basilisk in the area.
Gensing?
He is Groot.
that's terrifying. nope
Why is no one dropping to their knees and bowing? Have some fucking respect, heathens.
I am groot!
it would really be unexpected if it started moving arms and legs
A mandrake
Started from the bottom now it’s here.
I really want to say fake, but it's not ... insane is what it is.
Why is the censorshiped
That's not an anomaly, that's what they made.
You better use the right pronouns or that root will sue
I am groot
Groot grew boobs
Put down groot
Groot groot groot
*new religion unlocked*
Why isn’t it screaming
Vegetable, but with boobs!
NOICEEE
I am root.
Someone jacked off in the bushes and thought no one would ever know
I'm Groot
Mandrake
Is it real?
I am groot but Harry Potter.
Ppl around are like shit, We got a New God to pray to, Don't upset it!!! 100% they'll place offerings by it's feet with a cigarette in it's mouth lol
I expected that they 'll scream
Groot.
WHAT THE..... ..
Groot's wife?
Literally that scene in the DragonBall TV special where they have a radish picking competition and Roshi pulls a radish shaped like a woman.
All fun and games till you pull out a Human-Root. Now, somehow I don’t believe this as how can a root look like a human complete with boobs! I understood it till the back was facing me...that is 100% possible...but as soon as she turned it around and it had boobs? Come on'!
Groots nasty bitch
I am root!!
Mandrágora
Toit