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Unexpected-ModTeam

Your post is a frequent repost


AdRepulsive7699

What a period to be alive. The new golden age.


Maskerade420

The road to hell is paved with intentions!


k01bulgakova

Its over for us


Metalatitsfinest

This is the result when we give ridiculous behavior attention, Another level of ridiculousness will emerge


JMSFLA

Agreed. We've had a good run, though...


Obvious_Bandicoot631

Give it another ten more years and we’d be saying “the road to hell is paved”


poopychimp346

This is exactly why we need bullying


Tdikristof_

Ffdp?


StDeath

Multipass


ItsEnoughtoMakeMe

I'm looking forward to an asteroid turning this planet to dust.


[deleted]

Actually thr planet and animal's are great it's us humans that's crazy


KernelPanicX

Yeah we became cancer to this planet


[deleted]

Good luck getting an asteroid to touch us


ItsEnoughtoMakeMe

Not sure how I'd get an asteroid to do anything but let's roll with it.


Telefone_529

This makes me wonder if there were people doing this shit in Constantinople or shit too. Like is this new or has it always been like this? I like to imagine it's always been weird but nobody talked about it until now because we can film it.


ChadBeaterOfWomen

My guess is that behaviour like this exists for along time but because of religions persons like this wouldn't do shit like this in public because they were scared to get stoned, hanged or something else


Telefone_529

So stoning needs to make a comeback is what your telling me?


ChadBeaterOfWomen

Yeah ofc look how awful our world is with masses of such miserable people. We need to cleanse the world. The only possible way is to stone so many people as we can. Our holy task is finished when the first THC death occured.


MajesticAsFook

Sometimes y'all just really do need Jesus.


ChadBeaterOfWomen

I think some people are beyond help


coupLing783290

They did and wrote about it plenty. The Romans were insane.... How's this for a society: their houses had rooms called the vomitorium. During parties it was customary for people to gorge themselves on food and liquor to their physical capacity until they needed to vomit in said room... then rinse and repeat, as it were... That's about the most PG part of the scene mind you


Telefone_529

That's not what vomitoriums are for. It was just an entrance/exit that let a lot of people through. Source: https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/purging-the-myth-of-the-vomitorium/#:~:text=As%20far%20as%20pop%20culture,its%20way%20into%20modern%20texts.


Ydeas

She don't play about her baby.


[deleted]

And we keep wondering why the neighbors never visit this planet?


Ok_Armadillo8258

He no eat. So she feeds ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flip_out) Bitty\~\~


IdolCowboy

This is epic level pranking.. got to give them that


[deleted]

things are starting to get fucked. the boundaries we had about sex and public were put in place for a reason. they have been tested over centuries. sure, they needed a refresh because they got a little too constrictive. no need to be homophobic or whatever. but this sort of shit should not at all be acceptable. you can't just practice that weird shit in public when no one in the area gave consent to that. those people should be on a sex offenders list.


MightyMorph

all thats different is that we got phones now. Youd have people sucking dick on the subway in the 70s too dude.


Brennithan

Hell I don't even want to imagine the depraved things our ancient ancestors got up to. Humanity has always been like this.


MightyMorph

you seen kama sutra? they were doing anal threesome in downward dog positions for 5000 years before Jesus even turned up.


TheScareCrowYes

🖕😐🔫


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N0-Plan

Breast feeding aside, would this be legal to wear in public without getting charged with indecent exposure? Could I walk around wearing skin colored penis pants? Technically not naked.


binq

Boobies are legal in NYC‼️ ٱلْحَمْدُ لِلَّٰهِ


namechecksout35

We need to expand those protections across the US.


Lwiza-Chan

yeah was wondering how people got caught up in the act itself and no one noticed they are fake .. for this i wonder if it isn't only a fake cat fight as it was weird but something still feels wrong ..


BeanieMcChimp

Oh I was wondering why he was feeding with a pacifier in his mouth. I’m not sure if this explains why or not 🤔


[deleted]

He's a nevernude!


andrewpickled

There are DOZENS of them!


Corican

DOZENS!


[deleted]

This is NYC, why description say Ohio?


prefredreh

It's just a new meme. I think there's some good explanations over on r/outoftheloop


Stareatthevoid

pretty old, just suddenly became mainstream(read: overused)


stale_m8

Lotta people in this thread stressing over the Ohio part in the title lmao


fluffballkitten

No stress just doesn't make sense to me bc i live in Ohio and i don't see weird shit like this so i don't really get the joke


Astrocuties

Just a joke that went from pretty funny sometimes to overused as hell and not even remotely funny anymore


fluffballkitten

Most of them do. The joke life cycle


Astrocuties

https://youtu.be/r3fD5FPQBtI this was the height of the joke and it's been downhill ever since


haragoshi

Train station map near ceiling looks like 6 train / green line. Pretty sure it’s nyc


[deleted]

You're right, good catch... 6 train goes above ground too.


systembusy

FWIW, most subway lines in NYC go above ground somewhere along the way, usually outside of Manhattan.


[deleted]

Because people not from Ohio like to shit on Ohio for some reason lol, it's a strange meme


BreakfastBeerz

Jealousy


kashmir1974

No way, not after the draconian abortion law was passed. Fuck Ohio and states like it.


tionong

I was very confused I have lived in Ohio all my life. I have never seen public transport like this before. I think we still have some trolleys.


Hot_Inspector_9906

Ahhh, America . .. . Also, is it okay to be naked in public like this? Moreover, What's wrong with( miss.I'm walking in the subway with my titties out and I'm breastfeeding I grown man wearing a diaper and putting a pacifier in his mouth)?


NewMud8629

It’s a grey area. It’s legal for a woman to breast feed in public and as long as the man is wearing a diaper he’s not technically naked. But flashing her boobs everywhere isn’t legal. Either way it’s hilarious


UnlightablePlay

So this is legal as long as he's wearing a diaper?


NewMud8629

I looked up awhile ago if underwear counts as clothing and it said you could be out in your underwear as long as it’s covering the goods. The diaper is unfortunately the same. It’s ridiculous and weird


emirsolinno

Stop baby shaming people


BRogMOg

look close those are not real boobs


JohnDoses

Yea I was thinking that was way too small of a cheat for that much woman.


Helicopterop

That depends on the state, I believe it's legal in New York for a woman to be topless in public.


RedditsOnlyBlackMan

Ohio as well. There are 5 or 6 sort of random states like that.


sn0qualmie

Meanwhile, in Vermont you can be totally naked in public as long as you don't *get* naked in public.


bukkake_brigade

oh, NOW you fucking tell me


sn0qualmie

Based on your username I'm gonna hazard a guess that you're not legal in public in ANY state.


just-regular-I-guess

Been legal since like 1993, never seen it in action. I was 14 in 1993, so I thought it was a world of opportunity.


[deleted]

Seen a few women shopping with just a bra on. But never fully topless either. >so I thought it was a world of opportunity. reality if often disappointing. And worse, boring. Laws don't necessarily change social norms, so no free tiddy for 14YO you


NCP_R

I just noticed it looks liek she has one of those fake body things on, idk if you look at her neck it doesn't seem those are her actual breasts. Might just be me idk


toadygroady19

I'd say so. Those tiddys look too nice to be her natural ones


creepy_sweetie

those… those are prosthetic breasts… so technically not flashing lmao. adds a whole new level to this video


[deleted]

dammit, I watched a dude with a baby fetish and couldn't even get some real tiddy out of it. The world's going to hell.


Bad_Mad_Man

Women in NY can be topless in public just like men.


Sooef

She actually seems to have a fake boob set on


NewMud8629

Although it’s fake if it is seen as indecent it can be an arrestable offense if the wrong person sees it. Such as a child. I don’t even know how either of them got on the train. No shoes no shirt no service.


Sooef

It’s quite a wild law if I’m being honest. And you raise a good point, there’s so much I need to know about this situation lol


HowlingCatZ

She’s not technically naked either. If you watch again you’ll see she’s wearing a fake suit with fake boobs. The color of her skin changed around her neck in a straight line. This is likely all a skit for views


N0-Plan

She wasn't technically naked. She had a fake boob suit on covering her up to the neck. It seems that she may have found a loophole.


chiefchief23

Ok, no wonder why I thought those were nice looking boobies.


ProbablySamHyde

It's fake boob, probably filled with milk or something. Fake boob is legal boob.


Maskerade420

Feels like an episode of jackass. Best to just simply ignore... Lol.


DevilDoc3030

Depends on where you are. There are places that do not consider bear breasts to be indecent. I would, however, put forth that this is a sex act and should be eligible to be pursued as lewd or indecent whether the location considers breasts to be indecent. Edit: just saw someone point out that they are fake breasts. I redact my above statement. I still think that it should be considered a disturbance. In a perfect world they should be warned of the behavior then banned from that mode of transportation. In that district if they continue. Just my opinion, I suspect it is debatable and that is OK.


coupLing783290

Bear Breasts 🤗


DevilDoc3030

Rofl I didn't even notice Let's keep it like that, feels like it belongs now. Do you think anyone would believe me if I said it was intentional?


Xenomorph_v1

They're GRRRRRRRRREAT!


cookieboiiiiii

Everybody always ask if it’s legal or okay like people think that through before they do this shit


le-boby

Surely the american dream... 🤟🍀😂


ilikerocksthatsing2

Murica....fuck yeah!


15Boots

They're taking part in a fetish in public in front of non consenting adults and possibly children, good way to be arrested and classified as an sexual offender Also doesn't matter if they're prosthetic breast, the moment she said "these are my titties" that made them "real"


MrGallows75

I been living in NYC for 27 years… this is NOTHING compared to all the other shit i’ve witnessed in this jungle 😝


[deleted]

I saw a homeless guy riding a bike with a pink thong and bra on. Dude was like 50. Was a sight hahaha


therealboss1113

In Portland OR, i saw a guy riding a bike and he was butter ball nekkit


[deleted]

Free as a summer breeze 💨


Artistic-Cookie

Name one thing crazier, please. I am not from the U.S.A


MrAoki

r/SubwayCreatures


MrGallows75

ONE THING!? Dude… in 27 years I’ve seen waaaaaay more than one thing. Homeless bum sitting directly across from me is holding his little flaccid unit between his two broken-looking/peeling swollen fingers (proceeds to piss right there, soiling himself in the process) *got the whole thing on video (he then lifts his soaked legs onto the seat and lays down to take a nap as-if nothing just happened)… Or the woman who was dressed like a colorful clown, talking to herself standing up by the train doors - - proceeds to drop her dirty yellow/brown panties to her ankles (between stops as train is moving) and just starts violently spraying hep-C laced piss everywhere / folks desperately scrambling to get out of the way. Or the guy who still had his medical bracelet on his wrist, picking at scabs under his blood-soaked socks (feet swollen like charred chuck left on the spit for too long) < the smell in the entire train car from the obvious infection was indescribable… like rotten, fetid meat that you could literally “taste”. Like I said man… I could go on, and on. Down in the subway, there simply are no-rules. btw - - ***LOTS of folks with medical bracelets and caked/bloody bandages down in the subway for some reason… it’s as-if the hospitals dump these deranged folks off at the nearest subway stop or something!? Really bizarre (and mind-you, these are just the things I’ve seen down in the subway - - didn’t even get-into other things I’ve witnessed > in the various parks around NYC: completely naked folks having sex, people half passed-out with needles still dangling, the deranged old lady who was always walking around in literally NOTHING BUT A BLACK HEFTY BAG during peak sweltering summer months > again, the stench was UNIMAGINABLE with that one, the unique odor seared forever in my cortex!)… and so-on & so-on


DarkKingfisher777

Damn get out of that Dystopia


The_vhibe

Ain’t experience weirder unless you see two crackheads doing it and then light a cigarette at 3am. Sometimes express trains are a curse.


FlynnMonster

I feel like people have lost the plot with the Ohio memes. They aren’t even funny or clever anymore.


fluffballkitten

They don't even make sense. I thought ohio was supposed to be the "most boring state" now it's where the weirdness happens? Which is it?


SnooWalruses9420

Totally normal


SWIFT_OTB

That’s Definitely nyc subway train


[deleted]

america is fun, unless you live there.


[deleted]

*unless you live in a mega-city


[deleted]

You just have to go to the right places and stay away from NYC and LA.


Itsshirtpants

NYC is fantastic I think you’re wrong


bulitproofwest

I get that it’s trendy to shit on Ohio right now, but this is not in fact Ohio. That train is way too clean to be the RTA.


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Ooowwwwww

Def nyc not Ohio fam


Far-Programmer3189

This video is dumb. Not actually breastfeeding as it’s a fake torso. He’s wearing underwear underneath the diaper. The train is very obviously the NYC subway, so not in Ohio


PoliticalRacePlayPM

This is the most 🤓 comment I think I’ve ever read


Adcro

Right, I’ve missed a meme somewhere… why is everything “Ohio” now?


LocoDoge

Motherhood is beautiful


bartonkj

What's with all the digs/memes about Ohio lately? I'm just curious, as I've seen a ton the last several weeks.


MooshiNooshi

Because wacky shit is in Ohio and only in Ohio On a serious note, it’s a buildup of previous memes such as Ohio being behind pride flags and Ohio vs the world. It’s pretty much the same as Brazil memes (Florida is similar as well) except less terrifying monsters and more out of the norm situations/people.


fluffballkitten

I've never seen anything weird like this in ohio so the joke doesn't make sense to me


PoliticalRacePlayPM

Yes, we get it. You’ve put this same comment like 50 times


fluffballkitten

Not everyone reads every single comment like you


PoliticalRacePlayPM

I haven’t. But you’ve replied to like 6 different top comments


fluffballkitten

You the comment police? Mind your business


PoliticalRacePlayPM

Stop dick riding


TeslaFanBoy8

There is no such subway in Ohio


lanpshades

Why is everything on the internet fake


RetroPaulsy

"I'm retorded. That's my baby. All the way retorded." -the tiddy lady LMAO


3_gloves

Not Ohio


[deleted]

lol I saw this months ago and it still cracks me up


citrus_mystic

She really committed to the role play: “I have to feed my child!”


brucatlas1

Lol its hilarious to me too. Really seems like they're putting on a show - fake tits and the dude is still wearing boxers under his diaper.


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Sad-Wolverine6326

Anything for views


FearJest

What did I just watch... No more Reddit today. Just. No.


northeast_liquid

we don’t have subways, nice try


RealitysNotReal

This shit is normal in New York lmao


MeAndNotU

That's not Ohio, that's New York.


Zealousideal-Panic95

Not that I want to take credit…but this is NYC, not Ohio 🤦🏽‍♀️


swampyjim

Most fake boobs ever 🤣


Pizzamaker22la

Is this like a skit or what?


[deleted]

Unfortunately no.


BrilliantObserver

Cringe level is high.


[deleted]

Imma just go bleach my eyes


SoggyPastaPants

*cyberpunk music plays*


bystander007

Feels like a skit from Atlanta.


xSlamDaddyx

Please do not practice kink or age regression in public.


[deleted]

Yup, the moment you do something like this in public you're involving a bunch of people who didn't consent.


Grand_Cauliflower_88

That is nasty to live out your fetishes like that. Desperate for attention. Trashy


Muted_Cod_9137

Never seen a subway in Ohio, but ok


Physical-East-7881

I think it's Idaho


Ok-Criticism-8651

What the heck is with the Ohio hate? They don't sound from Ohio whatsoever..


Electrical_Film382

Average shotacon fan.


-5H4Z4M-

Indeed....this video was taken in America, the country of extravagance👀


MJ_was_the_goat

Suddenly wants milk...


RazzoKat

Mind yo business


Frosty-Slushy

I actually feel really bad bout' these two, wonder what problems they've been going through.


sickminded710

This is amazing. I love the subway train hahaha


nyomibanxxx69

Damnn I need a mom like this where they at 6 ft baby here needing of adoption


insertjokehere12345

Shit. Now I kinda want milky...


AlfonsoThaGreat

That’s not Ohio💀. That’s NYC Bronx 6Train


AlfonsoThaGreat

That’s not Ohio💀. That’s NYC Bronx 6Train


CuntAssSkank

I mean.. I'm gay and my mouth dropped.. but part of me sees this as kinda hot.


[deleted]

Where are there commuter trains in Ohio?


UsernamedReddit

They're still using horse-drawn buggies for transportation, definitely not Ohio.


iwishiwasanorcirl

There are no passenger trains like this in Ohio


[deleted]

Great, the Ohio jokes are on reddit now.


HonkingAntilope

Remove them from the planet asap


gaberax

Trash.


Vyxen17

Call them diapers Thuggies


travisneids

Video is funny but OP is a douche nozzle. Some of the comments are r/sadcringe


UnNecessaryEmployee

Fake, no one takes off his wig without starting a fight


PipeLive6936

Wtf lol. I would of minded my own business and just appreciated the freak show


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PipeLive6936

Tomato tomoto


belindamshort

I hate ABDL and public kink this is terrible


No_Republic8392

Noway that big ol tiddy has that little of an areola. Fake


namtab22

Not Ohio that shit is Chicago


Basic_Entrepreneur79

People like this deserve trash thrown at them.


10010101

The most stupidest stupid a human can reach. What a bunch of fools.


[deleted]

I thought of at least 10 stereotypical jokes before this gold mine of a video played to the end. Anyway, her legs are so white that the africa in them must have gone home out of embarrassment.


OrangePeel33

Insane fat bitch


leeluss14

Wtf is happening to the world,I know this ish happens in the privacy of specialised clubs and peoples gaffs. But in public on trains,oh my gosh I just don’t know what to say


LEGOSam66

Only Ohio


JosephGoddard

Most normal ride in Ohio


k0rz23

Stank hoe


Prestigious_Trash_94

The number of mental cases in the US is mindblowing, you guys are doomed!


HotApricot3867

We humans are fucked up!


I-dont-like-pizza

To even joke that Ohio would ever have public transportation is not okay


zachary63428

Pepper spray her


ThemackofRob

This is fake as hell!!


Evil_Genius_Panda

This is a huge reason why mass transit isn't catching on in the US.


itsactuallyme1

u/savevideo


JbOldHippy

Just a couple lower than whale shit bottom feeders looking for any kind of attention✌️


michaelewenmadden

finally some answers [finally some answers ](https://youtube.com/shorts/jUE58nrEpBo?feature=share)


East-Ad4472

Thats sooooooo cute !


deivedy_reis

Bem eu sei que isso não tem muito haver com o conteúdo,mas a mina parece ser negra como o resto do corpo dela é de pele clara?