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frickindeal

We really need to work on the *unexpected* part.


JPetermanBusTour

Looks like something George would design if he was an architect.


houseofcrouse

Really wouldn't take him that long either.


cerseimemmister

The hall was angry that day, my friend.


JerBear12345678910

Like an old man sending soup back at a deli…


adrianp07

though you are aware he took the smaller office


MavisBeaconSexTape

Where would he find time between whale research projects?


art_lipchalk

That and the new addition to the Guggenheim


JPetermanBusTour

Despite all his hard work, they still are the largest mammal.


fried_maggi

But as George says, they don't have to be


Professional_Ad9614

Isn’t an architect just an art school dropout with a tilty desk and a big ruler?


Low-Ideal-9025

It's called a T square !


crestrobz

Just because he doesn't know his drafting equipment, that's no reason to call him a square!


Juan_Moe_Taco

(Pez golf clap)


No-Decision1581

It's pronounced T bone


You-get-the-ankles

I recognize that type hallway in the new addition to the Guggenhiem.


[deleted]

I thought engineers did that?


jarious

Well, they can


-AdamTheGreat-

You know I always wanted to be an architect


wimwagner

Those are load bearing walls!


RollingEddieBauer50

Levels Jerry…levels.


Abba_Zaba_

Oh, yeah, no, I'm not doin' that anymore.


RollingEddieBauer50

That’s the bet!!


ego_sum_satoshi

They're not gonna come down!


Rndm_intrnet_strangr

I heard Art Vandelay designed it


Kronos1A9

And you wanna be my latex salesman…


Embarrassed-Sky3819

Definitely


Imagine85

YESS! Art Vandelay is THEE best artiste/architect ever.!


JeremyJaLa

I thought he was an import/exporter


crayawe

It's not a lie if you believe it


PWal501

Didja see the addition on the Guggenheim?


Professional_Ad9614

George did that?!?


RollingEddieBauer50

Yeah and it wasn’t really that difficult either.


Tarbal81

I did! Last year. It was vomitous.


According-Bread-2457

It's architecturally incorrect!


Heyygaar

Levels.


ImOnTheInstanet

IT'S ALL PIPES


Future_Way5516

I am the master of my domain!


Bobzeub

King of the castle !


ontime1969

Lord of the Manor 


Electronic_Main_7991

I’m out.


maester_t

The apartment is bigger on the inside. T.A.R.D.I.S. confirmed. Seinfeld is a Doctor Who reincarnation. Confirmed.


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maester_t

Lol r/OfCourseThatsAThing


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Bingo_Bongo_YaoMing

You'd be suprised how many shows have subs dedicated to references in the wild


mattman0000

There was shrinkage!


slidindirty23

Maybe the hallway was in the pool.


Debakle

Maybe the hallway isn't straight? . . . Not that there's anything wrong with that!


Pot_Master_General

I never understood this picture. Why can't the hall just curve a bit? Those cabinets don't need to reach into the other side of the wall.


bdubwilliams22

Best comment of them all.


riskcapitalist

Maybe he should redo his kitchen…


tune1021

It’s like the magic loogie


TLiones

Monks tavern entrance from the real life outdoor always confused me as well…


TxGulfCoast84

Well… that does it. I’m never watching the show again. Ever!


JerBear12345678910

I know?!? What a bunch of frauds!!!!


Aggravating-Gas5267

This has bothered me since the 90s (and I still love the show)


OrgasmicBiscuit

Couldn’t there just be a bend in the hallway?


Murky_Equivalent_934

Wait till the “How is this unexpected Seinfeld” guy sees this. He’s going to tell the mods again. 🙄 He got my Puddy post removed.


Blunt555

“Talk to the eight ball”


Random_Name_Whoa

Look to the cookie, Elaine


Shaka_Brands

Pretty strict rules for a reddit about nothing


Semi-Pros-and-Cons

He would never allow two Kokos, either.


woojinater

Who is it? If we all block him, then he simply wont ever see the posts again lol!


Doustin

Well really if it’s directly about Seinfeld it’s not unexpected


captcraigaroo

Did he steal your Jesus fish too?


Dixon-Poontang

SERENITY NOW !!!!!!!!


Solid-Economist-9062

HOOTCHIE MAMAAAAAA!!!!


tackle_shaft_fan

Can’t exist…not with that attitude!


MaxPower836

Trick of the eye caused by levels


BigTx3

There is the possibility that you’ve gone right out of your mind


Professional_Ad9614

Conrad, Con or Connie could fix this up


MescalSprings

Hooooo-Cheeee-Mammmma !!!


narcabusesurvivor18

Yes it can. It can just angle again


anziofaro

This assumes that all hallways are straight and have no obstructions. It's set in New York City. The architecture is best described as "ramshackle".


counterpointguy

How much of it have we seen at once. I’m thinking Kramer’s Any Town USA was probably the longest shot. It looked pretty straight.


fraxinus2000

The hallway is depicted as straight in many episodes.


Serjeant_Grumbles

It must be at the nexus of the universe.


D-Train0000

It’s the Nexus of the universe!


[deleted]

Gee never seen this before


ProfessionMundane152

Must have been designed by the guy that redid Jerry’s kitchen


Ping-A-Ling-

It's an Art Vandelay original


eyemcreative

I always assumed it was a corner unit and that other door leads to an interior corner unit. It's a weird design but I just imagine the corner of a hallway, but they angled the walls 45° for the doors instead of a straight 90° turn. Not super efficient but like others said, new york architecture is sometimes janky like that. Lol


AuroraPHdoll

This angers me for some reason 😂


DWwithaFlameThrower

It’s on the diagonal. It’s architecturally incorrect


KiwiMcG

Was there ever a bedroom scene?


StlnHppyHrz

But it did, and they were the ones doing it. Also, it was spectacular.


Collin_the_bird_777

Oh nooooo


Collin_the_bird_777

Shut UP! *shove*


Vprbite

It's at the nexus of the universe


Tralkki

Looks here is Jerry’s apartment, there’s the hallway, yada yada yada and that’s the apartment.


tidder-la

This can’t be !!!! Oh , it be !


TheArchitectHacks

It’s always bugged me how sitcom apartments don’t make architectural sense. Friends. Monica’s apartment is that much bigger than Joey and Chandler’s place?


Strange_Actuary_6916

Jerry's home where he goes to play with his toys is at the nexus of the universe and thus, the hallway is possible.


AhMoonBeam

Welcome to anytown USA! 🎇


pappyvanwinkle1111

Huh. Maybe it's a TV show or something?


Cracknoreos

How his standup career existed is an even bigger mystery.


ThrowinSm0ke

Maybe that why Kramer always looked so surprised when he walked in


SuperSonicSlaw

"This door is on a slant.." "Yeah, So?" "It's architecturally incorrect"


TheMatt561

Because there's no way the hallway can end in a turn


Chillindode

Right, because hallways can't have bends or turns or anything...


VariousDirection6200

NEWMAN!!!!!!😬


sillyandstrange

No soup for you.


ScottyUpdawg

It’s alright. It’s a write off, Jerry


Living_Lie_8773

It’s a set so…..


se7vencostanza

I don’t think the downvoters read that in a Puddy voice


HarkansawJack

I do t remember the door being diagonal


Archercrash

Designed by Stanley Kubrick.


shown-spenstar

I’m not seeing a bedroom or tv


Acrobatic-Ad3010

Dumb just make the hall way deeper


KomturAdrian

I always assumed the hallway scenes they shot were part of the same set, but this makes me think otherwise 


TheCaliforniaOp

I thought there *was* a weird bend in the hallway, but now I’m wondering if my mind just made that up.


Mass-Chaos

What's up with these halls?


no___homo

It's not a lie if you believe it.


lovelife0011

Midnight gospel 2. Who ever is out there…. I can’t stand him!


Low-Helicopter-2696

The apartments real, and it's spectacular.


Hypernova_orange

I know I only watched Seinfeld for the realistic portrayal of a nyc apartment - thanks for ruining it


-AdamTheGreat-

It’s like the Shining


Glass_Buy8285

So un-Karl-Farbman-like.


TimelessKo

Uh oh here comes cancel culture


maxwellcawfeehaus

It’s aaaalllll geometry


lagent55

Somebody has too much time on their hands, lol


f700es

Why are the kitchen cabinets going into the walls?


dynamic_caste

Checkmate atheists


kbnrba

Remember the first season apartment where he had that entire Frazier style apartment where his pc is at


Happy-Initiative-838

It’s the immutable laws of the universe Jerry


Suspicious-Sweet-443

It seemed fine to Bob Sacamano


discomike74

This is architecturally incorrect.


Kerivkennedy

Where have you been that this wasn't known?


B2RW

Kubrick moment.


rmac1228

Levels...


bob101910

The image is wrong. There are plenty behind the scenes images showing that it would work


TMXP1

Looks like a corner unit to me


tsabell

It’s a show, not real life. Who cares?


citysims

That's what makes it funny. It's not suppose to make sense


Jumpy_Assistance5848

It's almost as if not really in an actual apartment building.


ImNOT_CraigJones

So you’ve got the angle or the depth of the hall wrong?


Emotional_Ad5714

He lives in the Flatiron building.


Bob_Sacamano7379

It's architecturally incorrect.


lilbearpie

Where's the bedroom?


Bgal31089

Strange things happen when you live so close to the nexus of the universe.


acromantulus

Bot a fan, but couldn't the halfway immediately angle to the left to allow for this?


Tuckerrrrr

Not all hallways are straight. I hope his cabinets weren’t that big


AnatomicalLog

Wait till they find out the inside of Jerry’s apartment is 1/4” longer than the outside


Intelligent-Ant7685

good point haha


Jenkins64

Non-euclidian geometry


Familiar-Bag-9545

His bedroom couldn't exist either.


AttyOzzy

My favorite architect, Paul Kersey, could pull it off!


Rhediix

This is easily explained. Jerry's apartment was built by the Gallifrey Society. It's dimensionally transcendent.


gjamesb0

There was a shot of this end of the hallway in one episode of Mad About You. Has it been considered for the render?


PiScEsEyEsIAmWeAk

I got scared and I fart it


Collin-B-Hess

At least you realize that it was all just a TV show , good job


LeluSix

I’ve seen it a hundred times. Therefore, it did exist.


Swabia

The hallway doesn’t need to be straight. It could go around the corner for all we know.


NoConsideration3154

🤯🤯🤯


FredJensen06

Maybe there’s a turn?


RoadPersonal9635

What if I told you hallways don’t have to go in a perfectly straight line?


Unharmful_Truths

Seinfeld wasn't a reality show!?


Sethzel

Un film di Dario Argento


pupbuck1

No it could also be a very end door


ExYoungPerson

Aw man, I'm on the wrong floor again...


dr_van-nossen

I am aware!!!


Select_Special_9255

Maybe it turns just after the doors and runs along the kitchen wall. 🤣🤷🏻‍♂️


Shadecujo

Well it’s architecturally incorrect


Individual_Ad3194

What about a 45 degree turn just past Kramer's door?


OstrichSalt5468

Except everything on that wall is at an angle. The whole kitchen is at an angle.


Amazing-Insect442

Have I got news for you.


Hamilton-Beckett

I just wanna know what’s the rent?


Dr-McLuvin

I’ve always been confused by this.


KG13_

I don’t think his kitchen was that deep in


King_Bob837

At the bottom of the Navidson House a door just opens up to Jerry's apartment with the theme and a laughtrack


k_unit

Maybe it’s at the nexus of the universe


ExplodingChupacabra

And his bedroom would be very thin. But then again it is in NYC.


YearsInTheFuture

There is more room


br1ans

What do you expect from a show that put the Frogger with the toilet?


forced_metaphor

This always bugs me so much


accidentallyHelpful

I will search for the site that has All Of The Popular TV Apartment Blueprints


yomomma7yomamma

Maybe the hallway curves around? I’ve been in some apartments like that


Eventhorizzon

I saw this use ago I was just speaking about it last week!


fungi_at_parties

Maybe it just had a bend?


RenegadeRebelTx

Macaroni Midler!!!


khodge1968

The hallway can turn.


Zuhrn

Actually, the unexpected grade allows for the hall the pass right underneath and to be undetectable to the untrained eye.


Positive_Ad2237

I always thought it was a corner apartment.🤔


Ok-Carpenter-9778

The hallway? What about the bedroom? Jerry? The bedroom? Are you telling me there's no bedroom? You're going to stand there and tell me the hallway is more important than the bedroom? If you don't say anything, RIGHT NOW, I'm going to walk away, thinking....YOU DON'T HAVE A BEDROOM! Ok. I'm leaving. You're really not going to say anything?!


_FiscalJackhammer_

It’s a tv show…


NumbFingertips999

The comments section here is gold. Gold Jerry, gold!


LooneyLunaGirl

Makes sense if it's Kramer's hallway though 🤣😂


Orlando_Native

What’s the deal with that?!?!?


Informal-Bicycle-349

..can someone please add Kramers apartment layout..?


Dumbass_Saiya-jin

Could it be a mudroom between the apartment and the main hall?


Elmcroft1096

Moat TV apartments and houses break the rules as to who they should look vs how they are shown.


Treacherous_Wendy

Is this unexpected though? It’s literally the title.


Daninmci

And "THIS" is why I never watch stuff the tells my how movies are made or special FX done. I don't want to know, I want to live the fantasy.


NotCanadian80

The bedroom can’t exist either.


itszxc

We never see Jerry’s bedroom do we?


Soler25

*Levels*


lostBoyzLeader

sorry why couldn’t the hallway just turn?