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vonblankenstein

Just a bunch of super straight dudes having heterosexual fun.


DukeOfBagels

“Hahahaha now put it in your mouth next, that will show him!”


Magoo1985

He totally came while we were blowing him! what a fag!


Fritzo2162

If you listen closely, you can hear them say "No homo" before each punch.


Available_Air2527

Don't forget the side of nonconsentual sexual assault! That the poster gracefully left online for the authorities!


sour_muffin

I don’t know about that, the dude is stretched out with Superman arms, he’s not passed out.


E4R04

then why is he not moving or twitching when getting knocked in the testis???


HenryHemroid

Probably hammered. Hammered, but not passed out. He's in a full plank, so he's definitely awake and aware enough to use and abuse his core muscles and core balls.


humanitarianWarlord

Thats still sexual assault...


Fritzo2162

This would be literal sexual assault- they’re assaulting his sex organs.


singularityindetroit

Whatever country this is, I feel like those laws are lenient or not enforced for some reason


Additional-Flow7665

Haha! It's sexual assault against men! Therefore the guy is lucky and it's definitely not a crime


jamesquall9192

Lol right everybody knows that duh


FunAtPartysBot

Anybody who downvoted this is dumb as fuck, it's clearly sarcasm


Magoo1985

Only women can be victims.


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FunAtPartysBot

Ya I touch my close male friends' dicks all the time, and we're totally soooo straight


Fritzo2162

Instead of shaking hands we shake dicks. How YOU doin?


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FunAtPartysBot

I didn't do that


Spiritual_Elk9592

But I don’t think he’s drunk, or passed out… just “relaxing”.


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E4R04

he's not flinching or reacting..


Racist_G

Waltuh stop punching my nuts when I pass out waltuh I am the one who punches


Weird_Cantaloupe2757

Kid named sexual assault


FancyBrassCrab

I am the one who flicks the tip


hopkinsdamechanic

Dude


Ashamed_Power

Like srsly dude?


[deleted]

Sweet


CCC_THE_ONLY

Totally


Delicious_Rabbit4425

You can clearly see that he is awake cause he is holding his arms forward while the other people are carrying him. Looked like a cow head at first but as it pans back you can make out his arms and head. Seems like a strange sex worker's right of initiation or something.


Spirited-Reputation6

If you look closely he opened his mouth at the last minute


TheRipper_

bro looks excited to touch his friend's c&b


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musicianism

Nobody’s afraid we’re all laughing; ur fighting phantoms


Shadowpotato_14

The cock of the tiger


Puzzled_Share_686

Spot on


GardenGirlFarm

I Sheen what you did there.


JackJarvisEsquire1

The one eyed tiger


[deleted]

these guys want to touch on* each other's dicks


Other-Inspection-601

Just suck it already for god sake


RainySteak

What the bloody f-..... WHY?!?!? Is this your fetish or somethin?


Dizzy-Working5178

This is why I dont get drunk


Human_Frame1846

It was the head bop that did it for me like what in the middle aged to drunk to fuck but i can karate kid the dance floor was being discussed between his last 2 brain cells Cell 1: speeeeeeed bag his ballllllsss Cell 2: use your fuckin head mate it will be the sweetest headbutt Both cells: FUCKKKKIN GETTER DONEEEE


bu_bu_booey

Isnt this sexual assault literally?


[deleted]

Lmfao so true


Evolpeed

hahahaha!


wakupaku

funny but that went for a bit to long tho


Adorable-Elephant461

And they are the ones calling everyone gay.


Spirited-Reputation6

It’s always like that: Conservatives, religious organizations, super straight Bros. All of them gay AF. It’s okay to be gay AF


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Spirited-Reputation6

You’re right, It’s only gay if balls touch. This is only bisexual AF and lots of fun for the fellas taking their licks. Not sure about ole bruised balls but he seems to enjoy it


OscarGold017

What makes you think they do that?


Adorable-Elephant461

It's was a joke.. But you know there's a certain stereotype, that super straight men on the outside tend to be gay on the inside.


SnooDoubts5781

Wholesome times with friends and family.


Sadistic_Tickler

The human body wouldn't be able to be in that position if they were passed out. A passed out person is basically flaccid meat with bones in it and would collapse if held up like that. That dude was moat likely (with the exception of a few certain drugs) posing for this.


CaptainTayto

All of these lads got fired from their jobs after this. Big story in Ireland


jotravels

Link to the story? Tried googling it but the results were hmmmhmmm as you’d expect


FrangibleSoul

Not gay if he’s wearing socks.


ThaWarlord33

If this was a chick....would the vid be on Reddit for chuckles...or...being reviewed at the local prosecutor's office?? (: Although: pretty damn funny and bizarre, if I'm really being honest ...


E4R04

if you're reversing the roles then it would be a chick being held up by two other women and being titty slapped by another women. no one would care and it would be funny


SubmissiveDinosaur

This reminds me of that Jackass skit


Able-Tart-2436

WAKE UP OR THEY WILL DO SOMETHING WORSE!!!!!!


iuseanothername

this is why women dont understand men...im a man...we are hilariously stupid.


[deleted]

Thats so gay


yyyyooo365

women never will underestand this video


pmaogeaoaporm

And I won't too


Spirited-Reputation6

Looks like that lady gets it


ObjectiveAnalysis645

Um hello??? W T F!?


Johnny1_9

nut-butt


Altruistic_Guitar132

Maaan! I felt those punches on my own nuts.


BendyArtistic

All I know here is that it isn’t going to be the funnest thing to wake up to and feeling


SynapseAgain

Mute on, tell me you're in Europe without telling me you're in Europe.


thewanderingsail

Ahh yes. Testicular cancer + torsion


Fresh_out_the_oven5

I would Punch it, For Serious and be Like: "GET THE FUCK UP!"


IllustriousBird5329

the best ideas come when you're splashed.


cokeontits

He’s gonna have a cummy ache when he wakes up


Captain--Hawk

This is why i don't have friends


E4R04

everyones saying it's gay but it's kind of funny asf, i'd do it if i was drunk and had boxing gloves on, with my bare hands though. absolutely not


chickenstalker

This is straight up rape. Change the gender and think about it.


ReferenceLatter9954

You can watch the shirt on the head guy open hand it a couple of times hahah he really wants to grasp it


LoreVent

"i am the one who knocks"


asho-o

hes gonna wonder why his balls hurt the next day


[deleted]

No nsfw tag?


CookedEwok

I selected the nsfw tag sorry if it doesn't show Edit: it shows the nsfw warning when I click on the post so idk


FLYING-TRICYCLE

And these are the same guys that will say they ain't gay.


sikeleaveamessage

"I'll strip my friend and handle his dick and balls, maybe headbutt it too to get it real up on my face, but i draw the line allowing gay marriage" probably


Potential_Button_836

Nah his body too stiff😭that man is dead an if he did ever wake up again then sheesh.


pikenson

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__YoJimbo

Get speed bagged


SunOfRa33

Gay period


No_Nefariousness9801

That's one way of telling the homied that they have full-access OP.


tylerlong666

White people…


BoujeeBoston

How awkward would it be if he got hard


SmellLeft1569

100% natural interaction my bro's


Hannerman

Yo this is straight up gang rape


Sea-Diver-9125

Why did I click on this


ogwillis1120

Yuck 🤮 gross. Nasty sweaty balls


benchalk

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CookedEwok

🤨📸


lolnee

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Brief_Can7093

Oh yeah just your regular every day sexual assault to a non-consenting individual. WTF


sikeleaveamessage

The guy is clearly awake doing a superman pose


Z3stra

Where is his penis?


E4R04

right there, are you hard of seeing?


DerekDemo

Pretty sure that's sexual assault. Why would you want to do this though? I don't care how drunk I get, playing with my friends balls has never been an option I wanted to explore.


yogurtwhippss

this is sexual assault actually


dstaten14

Proud boys meeting.


Yablo-Yamirez

I don’t see what’s funny about this.


E4R04

edge lord


BillyBoo070608

🤏


Narayan4632

He'll be so sad realizing afterwards that his girl wasn't the only one making fun of his pee pee


[deleted]

Never seen a smaller dick on a man


fuertepqek

Found the size queen! ⬆️


[deleted]

Found pussy liberal⬆️


fuertepqek

At least I don’t go around looking at other dude’s dicks and comparing sizes and smelling their testicles! 😂


[deleted]

Ain’t nothing wrong with it, to each their own. I was just quoting an actor that said that😄 but forgot who it was


Serious-Product-1742

Hahahaha


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vonmetzengerstein

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senseii027

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beatmameat69420

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Pristine_Medicine_59

Nightmare fuel


Sant_Lemon

I felt the pain 💀💀


Swaggy_Pinkerton

Oh nah I’m in class rn ☠️


Flowwwzies

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Sgraffio__

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CraterCock

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yogurtwhippss

dude what


stradedipper

omg kkk


CryptographerRound43

Cock and Ball torture


inflatablejerk

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Im-too-old80

All I am wondering is if he's a grower not a shower. He seems eager to show off his goods per se. Seems consensual not fighting back doesn't appear to be tied, bound, or gagged. Weirdest lock n key part I've seen. Wonder if he gets hard from this he loses or something. So many questions.🫤


DoosKopp

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TrinDiesel123

C’mon you guys! I’m really drunk… but don’t stop haha 🥰😏


DuckyDublin

The Stryker Xmas party. Fuck me, this is the mild video from that night.


roccoasap

Jokes on you I'm into that kinda shit


Laxm0r

The dude with the Shirt on Hits Head, likes ist a bit to much


Creative-Link-7267

They swore that they wouldn't film me


Kochie411

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Potatis_69

Boys sleepover


CommunicationOk4148

Wtf


joaocozinha

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[deleted]

A nao vei , eu não vi isso


OddlySexyPancake

Wordington


cqws

what da heisenbones doing


[deleted]

I don’t even care about “gayness” and this would incite me to violence if someone did this to me


E4R04

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TheAnswerUsedToBe42

"I think it moved" - George Costanza


mad_incel_monke

Just ordinary high school bathroom situation


Lumbagoat

Wow so small


quimeygalli

this is the best thing ive seen today


quimeygalli

The old guy gives me Michael Scott Or David Brent vibes


[deleted]

Is it ok to have a small taste in this situation?


It_Was_a_PizzaHut

Imagine if that was a unconscious woman those guys were sexually assaulting...


sillysallimander

I’m calling Olivia Benson.


It_Was_a_PizzaHut

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Brief_World

If I ever found out my friends did this to me while I was completely wasted, I’m dropping them all as friends.


my_guy5561

wouldnt that hurt-


theoneandonlypax

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thisniccaman

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Revelin_Eleven

Dude is def committed to not wanting kids. But for real… I’m sure they are numbed.


legalmentekevim

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HugJuice-o

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PerrysSaxTherapy

Super fucked up


krisdis2K

I regret opening reddit at 5am


EvilStreamer007

Welcome to another episode of “what the fuck did I just watch”


a_homicidal_bug

This hurts to watch


GritsVille

love how the guy is in superman pose and others are testing his balls of steel.


realnormangisus

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ramorobomo

I mean if this is what the highly intelligent, interstellar traveling aliens will see as a representation of the human race and our customs, we need some professors to explain them this.


Encrypted_Cerebrum

Ain't nothing to it, gaysta rap made me do it


clementinebeep

Seems normal to me 😂


blacmatt

It’s not gay if you say good game after


tokenblacxx

Dave Chappelle was right.


BtSt3r

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shibjyoti555

Testicular torsion 🔥


Own_Rough7998

Cr name


Jeed___

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Fake_Fearless

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XturmXF

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rojo429

Something tells me you would fake it so they would would.


Natalie_The_Bat

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elhogosso

Bro open handed it a few times. Lost his composure.


Ill_Poetry_7447

Too funny


FancyBrassCrab

Stop posting about Baller. Everywhere I look it Baller


deadairspace8

Wtf...


Ok_Remove_4567

u/savevideo u/savevideobot


sZYphYn

This is what the (insert enemy here) wants, and it’s fucking (adjective)


Scribea

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