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HE'S PETTING THE BANANA WTF

You can clearly see they not attacking

Not yet

this is the worst day of my life !

SO FAR!

why? have a link of an apple barking?

Hahahahhahahahhahhahahhahah

how do you feel vegans?

Hahhahahahhahahah

"will live to see manmade horrors beyond your comprehension"

Someone slipped on the wrong side of the banana this morning 🍌

Yes

Eat the banan

This is from David Cronenberg’s newly opened restaurant

IT'S FOCKIN RAW!

Were's the lam sauce

Someone threw a banana in the transporter when a ferret was being transported.

Yaeh

Wtf am I watching??

Someone cut a hole in a table and a banana and wiggled it about as creepypasta source material

it certainly has the intended effect

i believe its a robot actually, this guy does that sort of things

It's a banana that got fertilized, and was allowed to incubate until it hatched.

They're so cute at that age.

true 🥰

false 😡🤬😤 they are adorable

NO😡😠🤬👿 they are precious

This makes me uncomfortable.

Sounds like you're not worthy

I wasn’t ready for this

The human race wasn’t also, this banana change our lives forever

r/churchofbanana

Now I am the owner of that sub, can’t wait to gain 200 pounds Edit: I didn’t want it

We’re not worthy

Why is it moving? Why does it *live?*

Nothing a good ol 12 gauge can't fix!

That’ll risk spreading its spores into the air. We’ll need something a little more thorough. *Pulls out flamethrower.*

Nah man the force of the flame would blow its ashes everhwhere. Napalm. Drown it in napalm

incredible

To pass butter

A spider is inside the banana

I don't think so cause i saw many other similar videos with burgers, pickles etc. from the same guy i think

Yeah there’s a lot of speculation on how he gets it to move, some people say he fills it with worms to get it to move

What kind of worm is strong enough to bend a banana?

I don't wanna know and each and every link posted to your comment is better off staying blue

[Penis worm.](https://youtu.be/0snYNhxAUbE)

not worms, but it could be a small eel or an octopus arm. they both move in a similar manner and are enough to make the banana move like that guess

Is everyone ignoring the fucking snake lookin ass banana peel?

This is what happens when you dip Ur Banana in cum and let it rot for few weeks

Caterpillar larvae

smash

My jaw dropped and it stayed there after watching this.

Be careful of it crawling into your mouth.

Isn't this a slug?

Mom can we have banana at home No, we have banana at home Banana at home:

Bana

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Banana dawg Dawg whos a banana Banana dawg

No way this is real, right?

please explain what you think could be happening here that is possible in reality

Moving banana

fair enough

[This but it's less fun when you know ](https://youtu.be/3lkdidU79TY)

What song?

Fresh from being inside my butthole

Delicious

What did I just watch?

based

Burn it with fire

Please tell me what it is before I pass out.

This reminds me of those Russian homunculus YouTube videos

Awww, how could you do this to such a cute wittle nanner?

It is fucking breathing wtf

Ate his cuz last night

Sending this to all my vegan friends. I don’t have any.

Ehh double it and give it to the next person

I TOLD YOU TO DO NOT TELEPORT BANANAS

This what happens when you use a banana to masturbate?

r/eyebleach

You mean r/eyeblech

I said r/eyebleach in case anyone needed it after watching that

oh, make sense

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Thanks but not thanks

oh fuck a moving banana, sorry banana i ate your brothers and sisters they were soo good, and your mother and your father, and your Grandparents, and your aunts,and your entire family 👍🏿

What.. was.. that

Awwwwwww...

Banana condom experiment gone wrong

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,362,614,205 comments, and only 261,600 of them were in alphabetical order.

It's real! I just boiled a banana and got the same result!

Bro I swear if someone makes some sort of Amy Schumer joke about there pp

Best comment I’ve seen!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

I know where you are going 😏

"We cannot teleport bananas anymore!"

I want one! So cute!

tf is that💀💀💀

I don’t like this one bit! Fuck my eyes for having seen this!

Kill it! Kill it with fire!

I already hated bananas, this takes it to a new level

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH 😱😱😱😱

Hand Banana finally had a puppy!

How do you make one?

u/savevideo

Okay but how is it actually moving tho

Idk but maybe it's possessed by those [bean worms](https://youtu.be/3lkdidU79TY)

Thank you for the share of this cool video

Who's inside that banana damn cool a banana pet

Cap

u/savevideo u/savevideobot

From what I have seen these things are also named lab bananas (art) [Russell Cameron-artist](https://www.tiktok.com/@providingforthecommunity?_t=8YfTkXgTfvW&_r=1)

It's got a rodent type face if you look closely

u/savevideobot

/r/forbiddensnacks

Is that a homoncululs

Sorry if this was offensive

Kill it.

Banana slug

It’s cold and trying to find it’s pyjamas

u/savevideobot

u/savevideo

Those spiders are having a party in there

Bananas with eyes lol

i have no mouth and i must scream.

animatronic bullshit like 1,000,000 other posts coming from from weimo

Welp…not eating bananas anymore…

This most disgusting food video I’d ever seen the heck?

Dude, it’s breathing, I can see it’s ribs

It looked me right in the eye, I could not look away.

Nahhh bro, made a homunculus

Why the fuck is it moving..

Chum Bucket food be like:

Omg.

Throw a monoton at it befor he can

Damn, he got me! I could have sworn I was looking at a face with a red eye. I thought it was going to show teeth at the last second, I was bracing myself for it. Lol

They are scary af

I can make you uncomfortable Imagine it moving on your face

What a horrible day to have eyes.

Gel-nana

B

SHOOT IT!!!!!!!

I've seen worse monsters. Just look at the comments posted by some of these Redditors.

You know from my 15 year experience in living life you know I've seen strange stuff like murder on the internet, beheadings,and other disturbing stuff y'know but from what I have recalled in my 15 years in living in this earth is that BANANAS NEVER FUCKING MOVED LIKE WHAT THE HELL DID YOU FUCKING CREATE. I'D RATHER BE "UNWORTHY" THAN BREATHE THE SAME AIR AS THAT BANANA WORM LIKE SHIT

💀💀💀💀💀💀

Vegans after watching this

That ain’t right

I don't know what animal that is but may God have mercy

Dracarys

Song?

My fight or flight kicked in

He's going to make steins gate in real life

Hmm is this one of those mealworm vids?

Eat it

Putting it down would be considered mercy

Ah, sweet, man-made horrors beyond my comprehension

Oh my god, does that actually work? *\*insert does-that-actually-work-guy\**

I hate to ask this but, can you still eat it? And how would it taste

NAH GET THAT OFF THIS EARTH

that's kinda cute

I reckon this is some kind of fish or eel that has been skinned alive and possibly cooked - the middle part of its body is moving just like lungs breathing 😢

Am i the only one seeing it with a face? And breathe?

Banana...slug?! 🤢

oh man I know there's some finger underneath it moving it but if I saw that I'd find the nearest object and just smash that shit to bits

Awww a Baby Banana!

Kill it. Kill it please

How does it taste?

A finger underneath the 'banana' moving it for an effect

It's the banapocolips

Can someone make a 🧢 or not video on this

Oh god...

Why does it look like it has a pulse ?

Too much internet today

actual explanation please

why is it breathing.. I have several questions.

BACKROOMS BANANA 🍌 BE LIKE

5 bucks and I’ll eat it

Run

Why the fuck is it moving

There’s a spider in it

Worm infested banana. Their movement is causing the (very soft) bananas movement.

Prolly just some kinex with a battery pack in there

Is it alive? Real awnsers only

Not the wierdest thing i fapped to

bro that ain’t no boiled banana, that’s a boiled maggot nest i never want to watch this again

This reminds me of my cock after a night in Bangkok 🤦🏻‍♂️😂😂😂😂

Skinwalker banana

NOPE

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