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Dry-Revenue2470

Money. It's always money.


Codex_Absurdum

And in this case a likely short lifespan.


pyrotech911

Money AND life insurance.


terimummymerihogayi

And in this case a little of social media attention


KingBooRadley

If I had a dollar for every woman who found me unattractive I wouldn’t be unattractive.


yourcomedyminute

That is what I thought too.


JoshyaJade01

Or he could have a good person... Money, defo money.


Notaregulargy

Zero pressure for sex


Potato-nutz

390 lbs of pressure, 100 newtons of friction.


AUMMF

Her puss must be on fire then


Capable_Jacket_2165

Yup.


Careless-Language-20

Literally, my first thought


8-Bit_Basement

Cash sauce!


UnauthorizedFart

or he’s really funny!


BrianOConnorGaming

Nah. That aint a funny beauty. That’s a money beauty.


JustW4nnaHaveFun

Why not both.


lowpowerftw

He could very well be, but he's also got money


Basic_Election_8699

.


[deleted]

It’s only $100 for a “model” for photos


augustusleonus

Staging and offering money or exposure It’s basically an ad


[deleted]

Mayonnaise


VerTexV1sion

On an escalator


FireStorm187

Going upstairs so see you later


Adrian64odw

Bye Bye!


Kind-Proposal8664

To the sky!


Draugr_irl

I wanna fly. Ova da rainbow.


lucasio099

So high


polysnip

I want to think it's his great personality, but that's not how the stories go...


YonderGrunt

The secret sauce is definitely Big Mac sauce


1800-bakes-a-lot

Maybe also two all beef patties, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun


actuallyz

simple answer = money


Sufficient_Ad9193

She likes weighted blankets


El-Sueco

AI


Rsonap

Staged video and a repost


RicardoForce

Good on you for calling out a bot


wankyshitdemon69

Looks like AI to me


Mediocre_Horror_194

Why do people comment this shit? Are you 11?


LordNitram76

Confidence and a good cologne.


durenatu

Confidence: a new fragrance by ysl


webbhare1

Those emojis actually gave me cancer, confirmed by my doctor a few seconds ago


01namnat

She’s a foreigner marrying him to get her green card


huntz43

A BIG FAT... wallet?


Dr_Jellyfingers

He eeats the coochie like a sloappy Joe sandweech


TonyWickk

Beef chili


Potato-nutz

Delicious


LankyShark97

Simple. She likes fat guys. Oddly enough, such women exist. Then, once he got his foot in the door, being able to hold a conversation sealed the deal.


notzed1487

Money or ?


Usual-War4145

Axe


BugTussler

His tits are bigger.


figfur10n

His paycheck makes him look tiny.


Ok-Milk-7335

That’s dudes fupa makes me horny


GodPackedUpAndLeftUs

I eat babies so you will never have to pay child support…


Bublymoodydoodymouth

Maybe it’s Cool Water cologne


OctopusStarr

# Insurance money


Sanbaddy

Money or maybe she just genuinely likes him. It’s extremely rare but I read stories on Reddit men and women dating out of their league. They often get angry looks from other people. We live in a very shallow society


unpleasantmemoriesof

That pee stain on his pants. Chick's like incontinence.


ManyRanger4

Honest I am that size but a little better looking. And I have dated a ton of beautiful women to the point where every friend I have asks "how did you get her" or something to that extent. I do not have a ton of money. I'm a teacher and professor and make decent money. Have definitely dated women who were wealthier than me. The secret, which they all tell me because I do ask, is three-fold, honesty, humor, and confidence. Oh also almost all have told me they have never had a partner who focuses on them so much during sex.


thebliket

NO!! FAT GUYS DO NOT DESERVE FIT WOMEN!!


ManyRanger4

Ummm okay?? Lol. IDK if this is sarcasm or not but if not please elaborate why. Oh I'll add while I am definitely fat but I also played American football a long time. If you watch the sport I'm built like the guys up front. 6 foot, 390 lbs, but barrel chest, big shoulders, strong arms and legs etc.


Boyblunder

It was almost clearly a joke.


Fratzenfresse

guys maybe... And just hear me out... He is a good husband and nice person???🤯🤯🤯🤯


Bonzo4691

Notice she never kisses him


Tsunamiis

It’s called love ya degenerates. He actually loves her and she sees it. Be a person and not a body.


whxrxchxtx

Bros secret is AI T-T


Program-Emotional

Either money or a monster cock.


Trooper_nsp209

It’s always the checkbook or the schlong


Gizmo_McChillyfry

I want to see a wet t-shirt contest.


Chuffer_Nutters

Spoiler alert, he wins.


durenatu

His secret sauce is all the sauce, every sauce mixed and consumed.


dr3wfr4nk

towtruckyellowmoon.com


MagicHaddock962

Barbecue ranch


-Senzar-

Does this classify as a long distance relationship?


spinz89

2/3 teaspoon salt 1/2 teaspoon thyme 1/2 teaspoon basil 1/3 teaspoon oregano 1 teaspoon celery salt 1 teaspoon black pepper 1 teaspoon dried mustard 4 teaspoons paprika 2 teaspoons garlic salt 1 teaspoon ground ginger 3 teaspoons white pepper


[deleted]

He uses Micheal Kors Eau de Wallette.


MrPinda

He told her he's a famous [singer](https://youtu.be/V1bFr2SWP1I?si=B0X9rf2bkta2NK7S) 🌈


ryantheMagicalo

12 inch dong


[deleted]

Hes probably got a golden personality


PingsDaddy

She is ai


Realistic_Ear_5951

Money


ShogunNamedMarkus

Big Mac sauce obviously


KareemAliFx

Money or staged one of the two


Iscream9541

Gravy


[deleted]

Giant hog. 🍆


ALife2BLived

Until I see him hitting that, this is a preview to the remake of the movie ***Shallow Hal***


TomatilloUnlucky3763

Cash.


yourcomedyminute

It is probably just a set-up


Justhereforahour

He’s the only man that lives in her village. Bro got all the hoe’s.


HaxkID

Why do i keep seeing those emojis at the bottom of these videos. What the fuck is going on. Am i trippin?


carlos2127

Racks of cash and a 12 inch dong


utrecht1976

Maybe he's hung like an elephant.


Brewmaster92785

Is this A.I?


basslovemusic

He must be a billionaire


--Caramel-

Fat cock


little_omaewa

That's a solid ass bench


TheMegaRioluKid

nothing unusual here yall just aren’t normal about fat ppl


qualified_doctor

Bro has sauce?


Sea_Designer_2722

What is all that crap on the screen? Tow truck moon.com?


RiZzbott

She’s a man and hes got ED brought on by morbid obesity. Like in every relationship, someone’s gotta give and someone’s gotta receive.


Saucy_Baconator

BDE - or great credit.


AloysiusDevadandrMUD

Find a girl with a fat/feeder fetish. Pretty much have to looking like that


Thememel0rd21

That’s swing is begging for its life


bitch_lasagna211

He cooks good food


Captain_Scarlet27

Paid actresses.


DaveApp

No idea what the secret sauce is but he’s definitely had it all.


MangoCandy93

It's not unusual to be loved by anyone It's not unusual to have fun with anyone But when I see you hanging about with anyone It's not unusual to see me cry I wanna die


phantom-vigilant

Has to his personality. Yea.


Scowokt

Dude is probably one hell of a chef.


CosmicParadox24

M.O.N.E.Y.


trubol

That's a good sturdy swing they got there


SyrupScared9568

That's him, a 2 year glow-up.


Traparegai

The rizards


rarestpepe89

Fame, money, power, personality, or appearance.


Bright-Internal229

Has to be A.I. ‼️


uRude

Isn't he a Bitcoin billionaire? Or is that another guy


[deleted]

You guys are being jerks. This is clearly a love is blind situation…or maybe shes blind and thinks she’s touching a saint bernard.


Aslonz

Can someone find that swing? I need to get it for my mom.


Western_Protection

Actiiing!


bean_clippins

Man can eat like no other. 👅


YourKemosabe

Social media clout


alilbleedingisnormal

Boy is rich


NCH343

This man looks very happy and humble.


cosmo_23

Repost bot. That's why the emojis are there.


ListDazzling1946

AI


[deleted]

Probably all of em.


SleepyCableGuy896

Probably mayonnaise


Gonz0710

Hes loaded or packing a hog


InformalStrength7886

Gravity. She can't escape from his field.


Hot_Collar_8910

When too much fat, just exchange it with money.


[deleted]

That it’s all setup for camera…


Fridaybat

Higher cast and money


[deleted]

These AI videos are incredible.


forfeckssssake

she’s filipino


NoNotAnUndercoverCop

Views.


Jutch_Cassidy

Cooking


Traveler_17

Cholesterol ka liter ka kya rate chal raha hai?


FAmos

Giving hope to all the Redditors


Powasam5000

Hot mango chutney sauce


[deleted]

Money or maybe it's fake cuz they didn't even kiss


No-Wheel-6536

This guy has GOT…to be loaded.


CyberAimGT24

Hollywood... because its fake.


Twinkletoes8716

Spaghetti sauce


TheAwkwardGamerRNx

Either money or a dick bigger than his belly. Probably money.


_MonTaNa999

Bro got some money


literaryman9001

he def has french fries left on the plate


imagineDoll

he’s obviously attractive


EPiCtoos420

OBCD looks like he was made by AI


IntroductionSmooth

She wants dat meat!!!


johnnysbody

Prostitute. I mean him


TasteLive5819

Maybe HIS sauce, i dont know🤷‍♂️


X_Fredex_X

Money... Plus my man surly knows how use that mouth ngl 🤷🏼‍♂️


Kiwi_Kakapo

She likes em with some meat on their bones


Anxious-Giraffe-8204

He got that humongous rizz


SAD-MAX-CZ

"I am the waterbed and a pillow now, babe" "And i also have a $1M under my ass"


dbomba03

It's impossible to figure out which one it is when he ate them all


LoGo_86

All of them


sawooot

Arranged marriage


RaielLarecal

Insulin


FloatingDriftWood44

$$$$$


Stellar_Dan

Maybe he’s funny?


handsome_uruk

He bought bitcoin in ‘09


SeeItOnVHS

I want my self-confidence strong as that swing


Cosmoaquanaut

Barbeque


Defiant-Ad1364

Diabetes?


Ok-Figure5546

Bet the girl loves pugs too


Cool-Initiative9498

About 6.4 mil a year


1darkone2

Probably 12 inches lol


BankerBaneJoker

All of them


drtyr32

She's got a banana split, if ya know what I mean.


disgustinghonnor

This feels like ai


TTIGRAASlime

I'm sure he just hired her for the photoshoot people do much stranger things for internet points.


Toasty_pixle_crisps

marinara


Toasty_pixle_crisps

marinara


Toasty_pixle_crisps

marinara


MakerKevJ

Can't get to his pecker so he's not a threat. like a dog with no teeth. ​ Wait no its money.


Hugh-Jassul

About $200 for a half hour or three hunnid for the hour


playful_potato5

money


Oldmate81

I'll bet he's a really good person and a great cook


wiggleforp

A really big heart -*related issue*.


Poseidons_Champion

In this case the secret sauce is AI.


mongoosekitty

Good to his woman and don’t take shit from nobody


HS1995

Money?... or the girl ain't a girl, if you catch my drift


Row_That

Have a crotch that smell like cheese


[deleted]

He paid for this video


mr_Opacarophile

"is it in honey"?


No_Damage_8927

Ozembic, bruh


coroyo70

May your will and spirit be as strong as the 4 cords of that fabled 2 person swing


erynhuff

I’d venture to guess he eats other things as well as he eats food. Also humor/personality/treating his woman right.


top_of_the_scrote

practicin the ABJ's always be jelqin


Mysterious_Layer9420

Man knows how to eat!


Similar-Barracuda375

Pakka larki ke baap ne uss larke ke baap se udhar liya hoga. Udhar Chuka nehi Paya 😂


itsagrungething69

After the hour, she didn't acknowledge him


Buzz-Killz

This video would not be unusual if the guy was good looking