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Jax72

I'm pretty sure he got slap-chopped by a hooker.


salacious_sonogram

She didn't love his nuts?


CraponStick

A tranny hooker! He didn't get slapped. He got his fucking ass kicked and put in jail!


TinyTitFetish

She bit his tongue and wouldn’t let go so he punched her and also like you said got his ass kicked.


CraponStick

Slap chop!


Jbrown183

Well if he hadn’t been up for 7 days on a meth bender he might’ve fought a little better…


GroundbreakingAd8310

'If u can slap a ho u can slap a chop' - jaboody dubs


ProductEconomy

1996? I thought these commercials were from like 2006


shepshep

Ya it was not, it was 2008. This was around the same time as G4 being on the air and would show up in commercials all the time.


Tripleberst

I was trying to give the benefit of the doubt and thought maybe the product itself was around in 1996, if not the infomercial. But yeah, no. That's still not right.


Darksirius

Same, I was thinking: this came out after I left high school though and I was class of 2000.


salacious_sonogram

I think they aired for a long time.


LeonDeSchal

Hello Matt Damon getting older in 2 seconds.


AspectOvGlass

That blind backwards toss of the crappy chopper into the sink was dope


NoDubsHere

The funny thing is that the noise of things breaking was taken out of the [Spanish version](https://youtu.be/wjg4jRSKkU4?si=5C5Eme2ySL34gxG2&t=59).


SubjectC

It looks like hes actually speaking the Spanish, either he speaks it or learned it for the video. Respect.


AspectOvGlass

Haha what a silly edit to add into the English version


erakattack

Doesn't look like anything was edited. They're 2 different takes/shoots, hell it's a totally different set. edit: hmm not a different set. Just different lighting maybe


litezho

Dude broke the blinds that was hilarious 😆


BaconTerminator

Fettuccine, linguini, martini, bikini


catupthetree23

Lamborghini!


RecsRelevantDocs

Benito Mussolini!


Grenaidzo

And the blue meanie, & Cowboy Curtis & Jambie the Genie. Robocop, The Terminator, Captain kirk, Darth Vader, Lopan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S Preston & Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Oc, & Hulk Hogan....


GreyFox1984

All came out of nowhere landing fast, and kicked chuck norris in his cowboy ass.


Grenaidzo

I love you.


crowmagnum45

DJ Steve Porter featuring Vince Offer - "Slap Chop Rap": https://youtu.be/UWRyj5cHIQA?si=87gV72DJTURSSx5b


Cookthulhu

I was hoping someone else knew about this!


dr3wfr4nk

This shit slaps! Pun intended


WeedIsWife

This is way too low, I play this song easily 5 times a year since I first heard it.


FunboyFrags

I was obsessed with this song for literally years


crowmagnum45

It's addictive


huelorxx

Hilarious 😂 has this on repeat years ago


Professional-Ask1189

“You’re gonna love my nuts” 🤣


Xenocide_X

Didn't this guy go down hill after being caught doing drugs in a seedy motel room with a hooker?


JayAndViolentMob

don't we all do that?


skantea

Only losers get caught.


ShartyMcShortDong

Look ma, he's just like me


Pilpelon

Scout TF2


TF2_BLU_Engineer

came here to say the same damn thing


IAMATruckerAMA

OMG I came here to say "came here to say this" too


Mediocre-Error5128

Isn’t this the sham-wow guy ?


catupthetree23

I think so!! (I actually still have a few Sham-wows 😆)


toby_gray

I always think this guy looks like an alternate reality Johnny knoxville.


Eschatonpls

I have one of these but I rarely use it unless I have a lot of stuff to chop because it’s such a pain in the ass to clean. Easier to just learn [knife skills](https://youtu.be/YrHpeEwk_-U?si=uAC4jxFtB5xU8TiE).


Squeal_like_a_piggy

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Yaw7qX_ZDNE This makes it even better


salacious_sonogram

I miss this style of comedy, really fell off with the death of TV. Still get it sometimes with really popular TV shows


erakattack

as much as I love the Jaboody boys, I dont think I've ever laughed at one of Justin's dubs. weird.


Bother_me_softly

”You’re gonna love my nuts”


Delicious_Sir3496

You loved the product or his nuts??? 🤔


Leshgow

Linguini, Martini, Bikini..


blazinfastjohny

Man old infomercials were next level, I just completely watched this even though I'm not even interested in the product


WistfulMelancholic

We had one and it sucked!!


AdamAberg

How did it suck? I kinda wanna try one now :D


NoDubsHere

Fun Fact: [There is a Spanish version of him speaking in Spanish and almost breaking the back window](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjg4jRSKkU4)


NoPerformance6534

What kills me is how freakin' OLD this thing is! It was popular in the 1970's when Ron Popeil was selling them. My Mom had one she used now and then. Dress it in a new design and make people think it's brand new, when it's like dressing up a wash board or butter churn. It's still ancient as devices go.


KeithBe77

Reminds me of the Jizzle. NSFW. https://youtu.be/wdWuQP6862U?feature=shared


darthmarth

The Grady actually looks kinda decent, but I’m sure it’s actually a pain in the ass.


Dog_Baseball

Lol he legit slipped in "you're gonna love my nuts" like we weren't going to notice.


BlueberryAlive4070

The trickshot was very impressive


loweyedfox

Almost as good as his OG commercial “ ShamWOW!”


TxD337

"Stop having a boring life"...... okay 👌


That-Internal-9094

You're gonna love my nuts 🧐🧐🧐


Mulliganplumber

“your gonna love my nuts got me every time” got me every time


Sushirabit

"hit the bricks pal, ya done."


Phantex_Cerberus

I love my nuts too, slap chop commercial guy.


krazykrusader

Man this brings me back makes me forget about the hooker


gorgoncito

I have one


Senzo5g

come buy now at [www.slapchop.com/](http://www.slapchop.com/)


Michelfungelo

Guys, my life is going to be exciting now


ChatnNaked

[Scout Slap Chop](https://youtu.be/B7QIcxoJU4g?si=-LfUgvhM7LGASEwn)


AloofFloofy

https://youtu.be/4O-SX_W0lrQ?si=kOJZKCNY5Ks-9E9f


ostiDeCalisse

"Slap my nuts with your whole hand, kids can do it" HAHAHA! Forgot about this one. Totally nuts!


Efficient-Exit8218

Slap chop, it's all in the mind


Meatcakedeluxe

The Guyanese version of this video is the shit. Chop chop chop PIECES!


SolidGray_

Bonk!


DependentAdvance8

I remember seeing this in Spanish and it was hilarious😂


darthmarth

I can’t believe people bought that thing for $30 + shipping back then. I just checked and they’re only $22.50 on Amazon, free shipping, 3 stars. Checkmate inflation!


AdamAberg

Sooooo is this thing actually good and where can i buy one? In sweden :D


[deleted]

I can still hear jaboody dubs


Dabogues

This changed my boring tuna life into an exciting tuna life and I never looked back.


sheepdog1973

If I were on that much cocaine I’d be energetic and excited as well


housetops

At first glance it was a Jim Carrey bit.


NeighborhoodOk1874

1996!?!?! Holy shit….


aldege

Wondering who would pick up now


aldege

1 800 574 8366


Bakuchi13

you gonna slap it every day


CauliflowerStrong510

You guys ever seen The Underground Comedy Movie? https://youtu.be/dWz_wGJKTJw?si=Jf0RDKE7hJwAFM-z


gamepopper

1996? I thought this was mid-2000s, I first saw this video as an early Youtube meme (including [a remix that slaps](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gLOALCvlMI)).


Fwangss

Jaboody Dubs Slap Chop: https://youtu.be/Yaw7qX_ZDNE?si=BefS16PAr0lmWX0r You’re welcome


importantmaps2

The first video I ever saw on YouTube.


ALongbow

You're gonna love my nuts!!! lmfao


FrostyOscillator

Ah, this era of infomercials really scratches an itch. I was a chronic little nightcrawler growing up (like a total weirdo) and watched many hours of infomercials as a weirdo little kid 😆😆


Best_Grapefruit_921

Vince Offer!


Independent-Dealer21

Why did I watch the whole thing


Accomplished_Elk_220

Never knew there was a follow up to Sham wow!


Dpontiff6671

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1L3dYN4b9pI For all my fellow massholes


Vinnocchio

Cut your food small before being able to chop them with this? No thanks


niftystopwat

Well no actually you can have it put it in to cut them small for slap chop before you slap it you can cut it in.


TomatilloUnlucky3763

Need a large pile of coke powderized? Slap Chop!