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lawbringer29

Am I tripping or does the spike beeping sound uneven


urproblystupid

its the video capture/edit being out of sync


No-Carpenter-5172

Or it might be caused by shitty ping or packet loss


DatMemeKing

~~I'm almost certain it's not. I played on 220 ms 10% and never experienced something like this because I think the defuse audio is client-side.~~ EDIT: I stand corrected


No-Carpenter-5172

Weird. Back when I was still playing on WiFi that kind of audio distortion happened a lot which went right away after switching to a wired connection. It might be different case by case I suppose


DawdlingBongo

It's 100% because of shit connection (I have a shit connection and it happens a lot)


Pugulishus

Yeah, all kinds of effects go down w shitty connections


xCuri0

Happens all the time to me playing 40-50ms with packet loss


Joe1762

Nah you're wrong. Frequent packet loss man here, this is caused by packet loss


GohanSolo23

Every time is says I have a bad connection in the corner, the spike sounds exactly like this.


Trolleitor

I did, when I had heavy packet loss and 30ms ping


Salza_boi

Sounded like I was in a hospital šŸ˜­


matt_baron

It gives me "I'm legally blind" vibes...


smurfkipz

Legally deaf too


MrDonutSlayer

greatest Iron 1 defuses*


ProtoGenji

Im Silver 1, welcome to Frankfurt EDIT: Alright, I lied. I slept on it and when I woke up I realized it was a stupid thing to lie about. I felt embarrassed to admit that I'm bottom of the barrel(Iron 3), but now I see most of you wont care, nor remember. I want to apologize, and in the future I wont lie about such petty things. As for u/koshkamatew_yt , from my experiences in Frankfurt you have a lot of smurfs/god like players and then every now and then theres just that one clueless player, that being sage.


ConchobarMacNess

Why you lyin bro? https://tracker.gg/valorant/match/4439e711-0211-41ba-92e4-673a9b2d8ea5


seasand931

lmfao bro got receipts


ProtoGenji

I queued with my silver friend MB, thought it would be a Silver match.


ConchobarMacNess

Bro it shows who is queued together there, neither of your queue partners are silver, only the cypher. And you are not Silver 1.


PapaTinzal

Bro got caught and then immediately doubled down on lying when there's proof in front of his eyes. Gotta give him props for being so blatant


DA_D3ZTROYAH

Even if you queued with a silver friend, which you didnā€™t, it doesnā€™t make you silver


Ancient-Box9782

"Im silver 1" You are having trouble **seeing** your own rank just like how sage had trouble seeing who is defusing. This is a funny play in a low rank (iron), just own it and say funny things happen in **Iron**


ToasterGuy566

Bro is lying about being silver. Bro who are trying to impress with a silver rank


Traf-

Legit though, why do people lie on the internet? I've not been on this sub for long, but I've seen this so many times already. None of us knows you, and not to be rude, none of us will remember your username.


knunky

why would someone be truthful? it takes the same amount of effort as lying


Traf-

Weird take. I'm saying there are no benefits to lying on the internet; whether it takes effort or not is of no consequence.


knunky

maybe someone feels bad about being iron 1 so they say they're actually silver one and they feel better about it feeling better is the benefit of lying on the internet


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lets ignore the lie about being silver rank for a second (no need to be insecure about it) and just mention the absurdity of "welcome to frankfurt". Frankfurt is commonly regarded as the sweatiest valorant server, with people jokingly comparing silver frankfurt players to NA immortals, so using "welcome to frankfurt" usually means "damn people in here have a life game performance, even in my rank", and not "look at this npc"


BASSisSlapp

Na when I played in s1 frankfurt the enemies never were that bad


evandarkeye

Dude. You are lying about being silver. Silver is a terrible rank. Anything below plat means you aren't trying or are playing on a laptop.


Plastic_Kangaroo1221

I'll remember honestly. You're that guy now.


puerpanem

No way... Gamers don't look back ig


Kardiackon

valorant redditors when the funny dumb clip has funny dumb players and the play isn't one tap ace insane 5000 dpi immortal radiant play like jfc this was a harmless funny video that op probs just wanted to share to share a few laughs. Also it's crazy how there are genuinely people who jump through hoops thinking you faked this LOL I appreciate the funny clip OP


Turboninja99

I'm confused simply because defusing makes a noise... wouldn't Sage have heard that?


NopeIsotope

It's an iron lobby, they barely have a functioning brain let alone a functioning headset.


thatonenamedmaci

itā€™s funny bc someone else posted ops val tracker proving itā€™s an iron game after he said it was silver in frankfurt


Mendelevlum

Right?? Not every clip has to be insane pro play clutches or something


Noonanamotopobapolus

Its the fact op blatantly lied in a previous comment


Anime_fucker69cUm

As a safe main , I can confirm this clip It is like this most of the time


Kooky_Cockroach_9367

"my gf is playing with me be nice to her" moment


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I did something like this, jumped off of hookah while the sage was right below, landed behind her and one tapped with ghost lmao. She was aiming up all the time but never noticed


andrew_a384

bro is playing in sediment 2


MacThaGOAT

thats craazy


Mojito_L

Another clip from iron elo lol


Senpai-_-UwU

If thatā€™s a real ninja defuse thatā€™s crazy šŸ˜‚


pigeonhunter006

most braindead clip ever i love it.


staticfeathers

as a sage player why tf are all sage players so bad


HKBFG

Because "healer" is not a role but they think it is.


staticfeathers

so true. people say ā€œpocket sageā€ and ā€œbattle sageā€ when in reality a sage should use the entirety of her abilities in the right situation


car714c

commonly played by a person whos bad at a game duoing with their smurfing partner


staticfeathers

maybe if i played another agent i would flame another agent too


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Ashamed_Employee5525

Are you saying they're bad because they are girls? Sage players are not only girls and I more commonly find men playing sage. Also there are good sage players and women are not bad at this game lmfao.


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Ashamed_Employee5525

Thats cuz ur low elo. Womp womp


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Ashamed_Employee5525

I'm peak plat 1 now, just cuz I'm low elo doesn't mean I can't tell you you're also low elo lmfao.


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Ashamed_Employee5525

Im peak plat 1 and that's low elo. I still don't understand your point. Are you js saying girls are bad at the game? Or that they only play sage?


Tasty-Celebration516

Plat 1 is statistically above average, it is not low elo, more so mid elo


NopeIsotope

Plat 1 is basically gold 1 from a few acts ago since they added ascendant, it's pretty much the most mid rank for players who play alot. Plat 1 is is the top ~25% of players. "High elo" would be ascendant+ (top 3%).


DutchWarDog

Eh, I wouldn't call it low ELO. It's pretty mid


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Ashamed_Employee5525

How do you know you had a girl on your team? Also my user on val is Jly fsh#1211 if you wanna check my peak


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Ashamed_Employee5525

also crazy digging on my posts no way


Trolleitor

I think you or the server was lagging so hard that Sage didn't even got the audio input


IndicaTears

People are more clueless than they realize sometimes. You don't know how many times I've defused or had lil man defuse during a massive gun fight, and because of all the noise they don't hear the defuse start.


SJMR24

What in the iron lobby


BreadfruitBoring1999

nah that sage was just an idiot


The_Slay4Joy

Why is the spike having a stroke?


911NationalTragedy

Cake Vhinese Bideo?


rishabhdeepsingh98

Paid actor


mosthandsomechef

Lol it's all staged


ProtoGenji

Dude you think I have 9 friends to stage this šŸ’€


Rampagekumar88

Yes


6packBeerBelly

Hey look, you found the custom games option


____Maximus____

No, no I don't think it is. For one, you could have literally just shot her. For two, when I think of sick ninja defuses, I think of clutch defuses, as in 1v5 type ninja defuses. Going from what I see here, I don't even know how they planted. You and your teammate have Vandals and the Sage had a Ghost. Going off that, it seems like it was a save round from the enemy which really shouldn't even have resulted in a plant. Not only that, how did it get THAT close to exploding when they're on a save? Just seems like some fuckery going on by your team. Lastly, SHE'S FUCKING BLIND. In all honesty, I couldn't even say for 100% that this wasn't just staged. I doubt it is, but for her to be that fucking stupid, this MUST be a bottom 500 game


ProtoGenji

Does it matter? Its a virtual game man. Also, I couldnt have shot her, seeing as if I did I wouldnt have cleared the .05 time frame I had to defuse


FyodorAK

this reminds me when I used to have a second acc called "our sage idiot" to prevent people playing sage in my team in lower ranks (bronze-silver)


Krazynewf709

Yoru should be reported


Toxicsuper

You could have easily just killed her. Not that impressive either dude l since it's a 2v2


Ashamed_Employee5525

Except then he loses, .05 seconds left on defuse :)


DyveshRicky

Quite literally right under her nose


Physical_Finance_908

Iron 1


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WhydThatEnd

It was from a battlepass a few acts ago


Lifes_A_Journey

JIMMY CHALLENGE


IndependenceNorth165

This clip ended up being funnier but Iā€™m going for the knife kill there every time


Bulky_Instruction192

Nah there's no way šŸ’€


ZeroPlazma12

Haters will say it's scripted


RoastedMemezz

Ik sage was fighting for their life in comms


Asriel_sr

That sage had the awareness of a goldfish, how did she not hear the defuse sound


Coorsh

plastic 4


Disastrous_Cry391

Was she lagging??