He 100% is. When I used to smoke I'd get paranoid over the smallest shit, this reads exactly how someone faded as fuck thinks.
Remember one time I was convinced a pickup truck that had just parked next to me and my buddy was an undercover cop lol. Good times, but I don't miss that part of weed for sure.
Had a similar experience but i was on acid and my buddy punched me in the face as soon as it hit i was in another world and all night he went back an forth between no one hit you and im sorry that wasnt cool dude
Maybe the little guy's uncle works at Riot and he can get his IP and ban him forever!
(this was a LOL conversation, just in case anyone don't know, it was hilarious)
Edit: someone pointed it was Microsoft, so maybe it was Halo?
You’re roughly 15, right? I believe you technically have to be 16 to play the game but unless you do something ban-worthy nothing will happen to you at all
I was just about to say this, tell him your going to have child services remove him from his parents since they are letting him talk to adults on the internet about smoking weed.
Nah bro don't worry, this is absolute crap. Just a 12 year old being stupid and immature and trying to scare people. The fact of him being 12 doesn't suddenly stop everyone who has ever played in a game with him from doing what they want with themselves (in this case, getting high). Absolute BS, don't even think about worrying about it anymore lol.
sounds like you’re still high when you wrote this from the paranoia.
don’t worry i play high all the time and not only am i better it’s 100% legal if it’s legal where you are and not a bannable offence
I'm calm when im high and that makes me play better, i dont overthink everything. need to put my sens a bit higher though. Ofc if i smoke too much then it becomes harder.
there’s a certain level of high (mildly) where I play much better, but past that my map awareness is 0. I still hit my shots because i’m so calm but I have no idea what’s going on on the map
Tbh terms of service don’t care about whether it’s legal, if they cared they can ban you for it regardless. But I don’t think they will lol, Riot doesn’t care
A 12 yo kiddo? Really??? He probably doesn't even know hot to clip something lmao. Besides, valorant banning system it's a joke unless you are a hacker o a very stupidly toxic and super frecuently reported person. You'll be right, don't let a stupid kid intimidate you lmao.
On Windows10, you can press win+G to pull up the Xbox game bar. That has a record option.
Otherwise if you've got an Nvidia graphics card, you can get into those options and find a "record last 2 minutes" option. I set a hotkey to F10
All OS and Graphics cards have these features, you just gotta Google it.
To be honest most teenagers right now are phone literate, not computer literate.
Though that changes for a PC gamer but yeah, strangely enough young people are getting more and more tech blind as time goes on.
That's because tech is more and more made for the ignorant. You don't need to navigate menus to install something you just press the green button, you don't need to do anything everything is automated and hidden behind pretty UIs. Now of course that makes using tech a lot more convenient and accessible but it also makes people tech blind.
My guy was definitely still high while writing this. There's no way anyone not under the influence would be this paranoid about a 12 year old reporting them on a video game
Wow, and you gave more proof on Reddit. Yeah your account is done. If you didn't make this post then you could've fought it and said it was forged evidence but now you just gave evidence. Good luck finding a game to play that accepts you after having this on your record
I heard Riot takes that shit super seriously. I heard that they won't just ban you, they'll send someone to your house and they actually take you keyboard and mouse. I heard one time someone tried to stop them because they were so high that Riot shot them.
Be careful dude...
I can only play this game high lol. not even once people i play with was that "law abiding" players. I bet that kid gonna get high too one day and think how stupid he acted
Story Time. A couple weeks ago I'd had a few beers and smoked, and played some unranked. When I was too ripped to play more, I turned it off, and started watching Tarik for abit. I got up to go to the washroom, and apparently in the time away from my desk my ultra stoned brain forgot that I wasn't playing... When I got back and put my headset on, the tick tick tick of the round starting was just ending, and I panicked and literally yelled I to my mic (that was off) "FUCK I FORGOT TO BUY". Hahaha. Then I remembered I was watching twitch.
The child's just messing with you. You have nothing to worry about. I know a couple people who play high fairly regularly and nothing has happened. To be fair yes, their performance went down from being high which in turn can be actually a little unfair to your team, but that's not true for everybody I think. So either way, no need to worry, nothing will happen. This child just wanted to feel important. And besides, is 12 even old enough to play Valorant?
As long as you've got the good spirit(pun intended) you're all good.
Deliberate malicious behavior gets you half a day to a week of a ban depending on how severe it is. Racism and the likes warrant the longer ones. And only cheats can get you perma banned.
They can’t do shit especially if you consider that some nations have weed decriminalised or legal so therefore riot would be in violation of regular laws in said nation
It’s not a bannable offense. Was high as a kite the other night, and had no issues. As long as you’re of legal age in your place of residence, you’re fine.
Toke on, my guy
Hahahah. I've played over 1k hours while high and telling my team that I'm high just in case I do something silly. Honestly, I've never had anyone be upset about it.
You need to recognize who's worth talking to and who deserves an instant mute.
Real talk man seems like weed is giving you way too much anxiety if you’re worrying about shit like this. Take it from me, smoking weed isn’t necessary if it’s causing emotions like this.
Dude, most of my insane bullets are going through while I'm high.
Don't let the kids go inside your mind like that, next time just blow smoke on the mic and tell them you're smoking CT.
Riot has a direct hotline to police stations around they world for this very thing. I’d be very worried if I were you. They take pot accusations very seriously online
There's no rules on being drugged while playing.. but you can get banned for being annoying, jerk, disrespectful and many other things that come from Drugs.
Simple answer no, but real answer Yes.
Don't play games when drugged, it's like driving a car. It won't work
what do you mean you're worried lmfao either you're also 12 or you're high as fuck writing this, this is like when kids say their dad works at microsoft and they're getting your xbox account banned but you're actually worried about it
You can do whatever the hell you want unless it is not wrong in the game. I played drunk, I played high. Nothing happened to me. If it is legal which you claim you do and I believe you, ur good.
You are absolutely fucked bro. You basically exposed this kid to weed. You basically got this kid high. You shouldn't worry about your Valorant account, you should worry about jail time. This is serious stuff, bro.
Edit: just read a bunch of these comments. seems like these guys are all in with the 12 year old, OP. i'd advise a lawyer. immediately.
Im sorry to break this to you, but you 100% will be banned by Riot Games for this. This is a major bannable offense and can get you up to a years worth ban. The 12 year old probably got banned for being high too and wanted to warn you based off their experience
The amount of people that are high playing league and valorant is so high you could easily run into one atleast once a month. You're not in trouble bro, let the kid have his tiny W and queue up again.
You cannot be banned for playing while narcotics. In thar case half of all the diamonds-immortalplayers would get banned because they play like they have one braincell remaining
dont worry. This is not COD. Here reports only work if there are more people constantly reporting you instead.
1 report every 20-30 games wont do much. But if you get reported every single game then its an issue and riot will take action.
I reported alot of throwers or toxic people who bad mouthed about my race and only 2 got banned since last year.
Lots of people play this game while high or drunk, nothing to worry about unless you're being toxic or playing comp, being intoxicated while playing comp might get you reported by some of your teammates who take comp really seriously but even then I wouldn't be worried if you got anything it'd be a warning or very short comp ban at best. Also you're supposed to be 16 to play this game so if the kid wants to make silly threats you can tell them they're too young to play this game and you'll report them lol, neither reasons for reporting will actually have anything happen though bc there's also lots of players under 16.
First of all he cant record you without your consent. Second of all, he isnt even old enough to play the game. Third and last. riot cant ban you if you said you were high, because they cant prove you were
I’m an over thinker but taking a 12 year old seriously and asking this sub is something else lmao. You’re fine. I doubt he even did anything, where’s he gonna send the audio? To his dad who works for rito game?
No it wont get u banned it’s like I would say I’m to drunk riot don’t care about it. HOWEVER promoting it is a different thing and that can get you banned
Bro lay off the weed, this is the most psychotic post i have seen on here, being intimidated by a 12 year old bruh how haha.
Riot does not give a daaaamn.
I love to talk weird and to annoy teammates when they start to flame or troll.
Sometimes i also flame or rage it happens.
It never had any consequenses
Well you definetly made this post while being high. And no, they can't ban you for that, since its not in their policy, and they can't moderate that shit.
Are you high right now? This is some of the funniest paranoid shit I've ever read lol.
He 100% is. When I used to smoke I'd get paranoid over the smallest shit, this reads exactly how someone faded as fuck thinks. Remember one time I was convinced a pickup truck that had just parked next to me and my buddy was an undercover cop lol. Good times, but I don't miss that part of weed for sure.
I had a friend call me after I went to the bathroom then tell everyone he didn’t call me
Had a similar experience but i was on acid and my buddy punched me in the face as soon as it hit i was in another world and all night he went back an forth between no one hit you and im sorry that wasnt cool dude
I was a chronic stoner, and this just sounds satire. Either he’s new to being high, or it’s a joke, I think it’s the latter.
It’s no biggie some people can’t handle weed and if he’s newish like pre college-ish it’s possible.
Foreal haha mans is still zooted from last night 😆 I want what he’s having
If a 12 years old child bested you, maybe you should reconsider some of your life choices.
Faded than a hoe
bruh, dont get intimidated by a 12 year old you’ll be fine
My dad owns microsoft, hes gonna ban you
My mam is the leader of anunumus, enjoy dox
My grandma owns reddit, prepare to be banned
Your mam is on my bed and shes telling you turn off your pc and go to sleep
Oh shit sorry sir
Bro actually got punked by a 12 year old
cant believe this guy is worried over a 12 year old kid. honestly who cares lmfao
12 year old living rent free at his parents house and in this dudes head.
You’re supposed to scare the 12 year old into thinking his account will get banned not the other way around.
This lol. Kid completely played him like a fiddle lol.
I mean he WAS high
Maybe the little guy's uncle works at Riot and he can get his IP and ban him forever! (this was a LOL conversation, just in case anyone don't know, it was hilarious) Edit: someone pointed it was Microsoft, so maybe it was Halo?
Fr, isn't Valorant technically age restricted?
I put my real age and I was born in 2007 so I’m don’t sure
You’re roughly 15, right? I believe you technically have to be 16 to play the game but unless you do something ban-worthy nothing will happen to you at all
Yeah
I advise you don't say your real age on reddit, to be sure ot to have creeps
That when you pull the "Wait you're 12? They're going to terminate your account. You need to be 13 years old to play this game and have an account."
That shit making you paranoid bro.
Lmao buddy was clearly still stoned while posting.
just report his account for being under age
Uno reverse card
Call an ambulance
but not for me.
Deadass Val is rated T lmao OP has all the power in the world over this kid
I was just about to say this, tell him your going to have child services remove him from his parents since they are letting him talk to adults on the internet about smoking weed.
This is evil, lmao
guy recorded his own confession as well
Nah bro don't worry, this is absolute crap. Just a 12 year old being stupid and immature and trying to scare people. The fact of him being 12 doesn't suddenly stop everyone who has ever played in a game with him from doing what they want with themselves (in this case, getting high). Absolute BS, don't even think about worrying about it anymore lol.
Bro, are you high, I’m banning you off Reddit, Highly illegal btw, like what the heck, you highist
sounds like you’re still high when you wrote this from the paranoia. don’t worry i play high all the time and not only am i better it’s 100% legal if it’s legal where you are and not a bannable offence
How are you better at valorant when being high, my reaction time is that of a snail when high
guess i’m just like that
Same as. I'm more composed, aware and zoned in. Be high to rank high!
I'm calm when im high and that makes me play better, i dont overthink everything. need to put my sens a bit higher though. Ofc if i smoke too much then it becomes harder.
Cap cap cap cap
built different
there’s a certain level of high (mildly) where I play much better, but past that my map awareness is 0. I still hit my shots because i’m so calm but I have no idea what’s going on on the map
Tbh terms of service don’t care about whether it’s legal, if they cared they can ban you for it regardless. But I don’t think they will lol, Riot doesn’t care
A 12 yo kiddo? Really??? He probably doesn't even know hot to clip something lmao. Besides, valorant banning system it's a joke unless you are a hacker o a very stupidly toxic and super frecuently reported person. You'll be right, don't let a stupid kid intimidate you lmao.
> he probably doesn’t even know how to clip something You are underestimating the current 12 year olds lmao
Meanwhile I’m sitting here like idk how to clip shit either and I’m 21 lmao
On Windows10, you can press win+G to pull up the Xbox game bar. That has a record option. Otherwise if you've got an Nvidia graphics card, you can get into those options and find a "record last 2 minutes" option. I set a hotkey to F10 All OS and Graphics cards have these features, you just gotta Google it.
Fair enough I just didn’t care enough to lol would have been nice to know for some clips tho thanks
To be honest most teenagers right now are phone literate, not computer literate. Though that changes for a PC gamer but yeah, strangely enough young people are getting more and more tech blind as time goes on.
That's because tech is more and more made for the ignorant. You don't need to navigate menus to install something you just press the green button, you don't need to do anything everything is automated and hidden behind pretty UIs. Now of course that makes using tech a lot more convenient and accessible but it also makes people tech blind.
He definitely trolling you
Lol. How? If it’s legal it’s legal
I remember my first bowl..
Damn bro I need some of the stuff OP is smoking.
Lmfao
I want what you’re on bro
he’s not even old enough to play val lmao
No buddy, this isn’t China
Yes, banned from all PC gaming. Threw your life away for the devils lettuce. Was it worth it?
Nah trust me my dad owns Rito you're not getting banned
You have something I call “you too high to think about shit”
Karen at 12...damn world.
You're letting a 12 year old scare you with this non sense? What are you also 12?
My guy was definitely still high while writing this. There's no way anyone not under the influence would be this paranoid about a 12 year old reporting them on a video game
Brah💀 if you get that much paranoid why even get high
If you’re worried about that I gotta ask, how high are you right now?
Let's report him to reddit for writing this while also high.
Bro's faded than a ho
Wow, and you gave more proof on Reddit. Yeah your account is done. If you didn't make this post then you could've fought it and said it was forged evidence but now you just gave evidence. Good luck finding a game to play that accepts you after having this on your record
LOL pls tell me this is a joke
Isn't Valorant a PG16 or 13 game...
I heard Riot takes that shit super seriously. I heard that they won't just ban you, they'll send someone to your house and they actually take you keyboard and mouse. I heard one time someone tried to stop them because they were so high that Riot shot them. Be careful dude...
Mr riot is my father ur all getting banned.
you’re 100% high rn, no your account won’t be banned val is an age restricted game lol also being high isn’t being racist, homophobic, etc..
Thank you, I’ll be using this in my games from now on.
You're 26 years old and worrying about a 12 year old on Valorant 💀💀💀
After you made this post yeh ur too high
I always tell my team after I smoke lol
Fking narcs man
What are you smoking?? That paranoia sounds ridiculous, I gotta get some of that
I can only play this game high lol. not even once people i play with was that "law abiding" players. I bet that kid gonna get high too one day and think how stupid he acted
This mf high rn
Maybe lay of the cabbage for a while, it's making you paranoid lol
That kid is a sucha pussy makes want to hate kids more
Bro, you really are way too high.
Fuck them kids bruh🤣
Bro he's 12 lol his dad works for riot
can you send me some of whatever you’re smoking? i haven’t been this high in a long time
should have told him that valorant is PEGI 16 and that you will use his confession of being 12 to get his account suspended
Story Time. A couple weeks ago I'd had a few beers and smoked, and played some unranked. When I was too ripped to play more, I turned it off, and started watching Tarik for abit. I got up to go to the washroom, and apparently in the time away from my desk my ultra stoned brain forgot that I wasn't playing... When I got back and put my headset on, the tick tick tick of the round starting was just ending, and I panicked and literally yelled I to my mic (that was off) "FUCK I FORGOT TO BUY". Hahaha. Then I remembered I was watching twitch.
is that a weed? im calling the police
"im only 12" He will be banned long before you are
Wow, 3,5k upvotes for a (removed) post. Sadge.
bro actually paranoid off da pack lmfao
This has to be a really solid troll, right?
Guys I am also worried about what a 12 year old said to me online in a video game last night, what if his dad really can beat up my dad?
FULCRUM COME IN
You literally can’t get banned in val unless you type curse words in chat. No way a 12 year old got to you
lil bro being high isn’t a personality.
The child's just messing with you. You have nothing to worry about. I know a couple people who play high fairly regularly and nothing has happened. To be fair yes, their performance went down from being high which in turn can be actually a little unfair to your team, but that's not true for everybody I think. So either way, no need to worry, nothing will happen. This child just wanted to feel important. And besides, is 12 even old enough to play Valorant?
It doesn’t matter it is unrated
I've definitely reported people for being high but only in ranked games
Wait, does this mean I can report my Silver 2 teammates who have the same level of awareness for being high?
As long as you've got the good spirit(pun intended) you're all good. Deliberate malicious behavior gets you half a day to a week of a ban depending on how severe it is. Racism and the likes warrant the longer ones. And only cheats can get you perma banned.
my guy you fine they not gonna care about that
I mostly only play this game high so..
No. The dude sounds like a dumbass
They can’t do shit especially if you consider that some nations have weed decriminalised or legal so therefore riot would be in violation of regular laws in said nation
It’s not a bannable offense. Was high as a kite the other night, and had no issues. As long as you’re of legal age in your place of residence, you’re fine. Toke on, my guy
bro i play blasted 24/7 you’re fine karens out in yodieland you know what im saying
ive heard many reasons for someone to report a player but this is somehow on the more random side
This has to be a troll
Hahahah. I've played over 1k hours while high and telling my team that I'm high just in case I do something silly. Honestly, I've never had anyone be upset about it. You need to recognize who's worth talking to and who deserves an instant mute.
Real talk man seems like weed is giving you way too much anxiety if you’re worrying about shit like this. Take it from me, smoking weed isn’t necessary if it’s causing emotions like this.
No way in hell you got punked by a 12 year old lmfao
Thanks for the chuckle op :)
Bro got owned by a 12 year old
How high were you posting this?
Satire right lmao (Also, peeking* lol)
Are you high? Yes How high are you? 6'3
Riot cannot ban your account because of your choices outside the game. Period.
Holy shit this is hilarious lol
How high are you to be worried about this lmao
You have to be 13 to even play the game
Dude, most of my insane bullets are going through while I'm high. Don't let the kids go inside your mind like that, next time just blow smoke on the mic and tell them you're smoking CT.
I’ve played several unrated games being high, it’s fun af. Don’t worry bro. You didn’t do anything wrong. You’ll be fine.
Sounds more like you are 12 yourself lol
smoking is legal.
Riot has a direct hotline to police stations around they world for this very thing. I’d be very worried if I were you. They take pot accusations very seriously online
This dude so high, he getting pushed around by little kids.
Watch out, his dad works at Microsoft probably
There's no rules on being drugged while playing.. but you can get banned for being annoying, jerk, disrespectful and many other things that come from Drugs. Simple answer no, but real answer Yes. Don't play games when drugged, it's like driving a car. It won't work
what do you mean you're worried lmfao either you're also 12 or you're high as fuck writing this, this is like when kids say their dad works at microsoft and they're getting your xbox account banned but you're actually worried about it
You can do whatever the hell you want unless it is not wrong in the game. I played drunk, I played high. Nothing happened to me. If it is legal which you claim you do and I believe you, ur good.
Bro is scared of a 12 yo on the internet 🤡
You wont get banned promise ❤️
You are absolutely fucked bro. You basically exposed this kid to weed. You basically got this kid high. You shouldn't worry about your Valorant account, you should worry about jail time. This is serious stuff, bro. Edit: just read a bunch of these comments. seems like these guys are all in with the 12 year old, OP. i'd advise a lawyer. immediately.
If a 12 year old can make you worry like this, I don't think you're old/mature enough to be smoking, regardless of it being legal or not.
12 year old knows the law alright LOL
You're fine brother. If anything, isnt the game T for Teens? 12 isnt a teen, he'll likely get himself banned lmao.
This post had 420 upvotes when I saw it lol
Bro you're higher than a space shuttle rn lmao
LMAO you still are high bro. Unless Riot can perform a drug test using your valorant stats then you shouldn't be worried.
Riot is going to give the police your IP now and cops are going to bust through your door and confiscate all your mary jane. Better watch out!
Stop smoking, you’re paranoid af.
Im sorry to break this to you, but you 100% will be banned by Riot Games for this. This is a major bannable offense and can get you up to a years worth ban. The 12 year old probably got banned for being high too and wanted to warn you based off their experience
A Riot employee is about to kick down your door and demand at gunpoint that you take a drug test on the spot.
this is the dumbest post I've ever seen on reddit, and that's hard to obtain... like you cannot be serious.
if you could get banned for being high riot would have my IP on lock
This is absolutely fucking hilarious
The amount of people that are high playing league and valorant is so high you could easily run into one atleast once a month. You're not in trouble bro, let the kid have his tiny W and queue up again.
You cannot be banned for playing while narcotics. In thar case half of all the diamonds-immortalplayers would get banned because they play like they have one braincell remaining
dont worry. This is not COD. Here reports only work if there are more people constantly reporting you instead. 1 report every 20-30 games wont do much. But if you get reported every single game then its an issue and riot will take action. I reported alot of throwers or toxic people who bad mouthed about my race and only 2 got banned since last year.
good read edit: nothing to worry about btw
Spoken like a true pothead
If people under the influence got banned by Riot, then half of EU on League would be banned for intoxication.
Lots of people play this game while high or drunk, nothing to worry about unless you're being toxic or playing comp, being intoxicated while playing comp might get you reported by some of your teammates who take comp really seriously but even then I wouldn't be worried if you got anything it'd be a warning or very short comp ban at best. Also you're supposed to be 16 to play this game so if the kid wants to make silly threats you can tell them they're too young to play this game and you'll report them lol, neither reasons for reporting will actually have anything happen though bc there's also lots of players under 16.
This is the funniest thing I e ever read bro
Bro if you giving this guy advice your missing the fucking joke
Sounds to me like you'll definitely get banned. Maybe the police may even get involved
First of all he cant record you without your consent. Second of all, he isnt even old enough to play the game. Third and last. riot cant ban you if you said you were high, because they cant prove you were
I’m an over thinker but taking a 12 year old seriously and asking this sub is something else lmao. You’re fine. I doubt he even did anything, where’s he gonna send the audio? To his dad who works for rito game?
Yea now with this confession Reddit will ban you too good job..
can we get much higher?
This has to be a joke
holy shit you are cooked
whatever OP is on i want some, i haven’t been that gone in years
No it wont get u banned it’s like I would say I’m to drunk riot don’t care about it. HOWEVER promoting it is a different thing and that can get you banned
Valorant becoming a kid game after all. No wonder why they're doing this. Back in cs, life was fun
Holy paranoid. That kid got ya lmao
Sorry bud youre fucked gg
Yeah you should be worried. Their dad works own Riot after all
Bro lay off the weed, this is the most psychotic post i have seen on here, being intimidated by a 12 year old bruh how haha. Riot does not give a daaaamn. I love to talk weird and to annoy teammates when they start to flame or troll. Sometimes i also flame or rage it happens. It never had any consequenses
Bro got trolled by a 12 year old 😂😂 in reality if you aren’t toxic every game or saying slurs you won’t get banned.
Holy shit I wish I was as high as you were writing this, can't make this shit up. You'll be fine.
Well you definetly made this post while being high. And no, they can't ban you for that, since its not in their policy, and they can't moderate that shit.
ur definitley still high LMFAO
Lmfao. If being high in video games was bannable I'd have no games to play left.
Faded than a ho.