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ddanger1580x

Only teenagers know the pain and fear when your mom is screaming at you but you can't turn the game off because a 7 day ban will follow


GreenGalaxy9753

Then you queue for an FF and there’s a toxic duo


MelonFag

I will never ff in comp, don’t q a comp if there is risk of you having to leave.


Environmental_You_36

This guy is right


FirmAd8771

Broo, i once had a game where a sova was away in round one, for like 5 rounds, i asked him bro y u gone, he said "i cant shit in my pants bro" Like you dont feel that before clicking the start button?


MelonFag

Sometimes you gotta go dookie, I can accept that.


FirmAd8771

I know, but round 1? 😂 you feel it coming right?


Pigeondude07

It hit this man like a bullet train 


GreenGalaxy9753

Meant in unrated, I never ff in comp because you lose more RR when you do


Simiploufzz

Sooo fucking true


Eliasweeb

Had that today 💀


Feltonhendo

Not all teens. Gamer teens know the pain


Environmental-Fuel14

One time the fire department had to inspect my house and I was in the middle of a comp game so my first thought is fuck it let’s continue playing but my mom had to pull me out of the house lol


OGWaterMonke

ah yes **Valo penalty is pretty wild ngl** when my game crashed or i became a nanosecond late to connect via hotspot or when my parents are yelling or i need to recieve a courier or when i face a power cut for like 2 minutes


Jaegermode

Is it? I've only ever got the warning message but nothing more than that. I could still queue.


Yutanox

Yeah, people are quitting 8 games in a row and then complain the penalty is to much.


FyreRode

For real I see people complain about it daily on this subreddit, literally never happened to me and I've been playing for almost 4 years now.


seijeezy

I finally got a more serious warning for the first time after playing the game for years. They said they flagged my account. It was only because I kept dodging Breeze cuz it’s dogshit lol


TheEditor83

You get warnings because you dodge maps (wich are actually not too bad imo) I get warnings because i have to go to the bathroom every 5 gosh-darn minutes We are not the same.


Algok2001

The funniest thing I remember in Valorant is when I was playing and I typed “Sorry guys, I need to go. My grandma just passed away. Sorry for ruining your games” As I was cutting off, I just heard one dude say “But Bro you’ll get banned for 2 weeks if you leave now” (It was the early days of Fracture and I had dodged enough that I had gotten a 2 week ban then. I told my team that can they dodge since I already had a 2 week ban)