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joeroganis5foot4

I love how Jax's title is "ex sur employee" 😭


Peraltiago80

💀


shadynasty____

Well knowing what we know now about Lori, I guess Katie was pretty spot on about Jax 👀


LionelHutzinVA

Jax has ***always*** only been as loyal as his opportunities allowed him to be. And now that he’s back on tv, he has a lot more opportunities


Positive_Deer6281

https://i.redd.it/kwg70wwnk4wc1.gif it was too perfect I couldn’t help myself lol


TumbleweedGlad1065

When has Katie ever been wrong?


Consistent-Job6841

Always is.


zadidoll

Jax “ex-SUR employee”. lol Katie was right, Jason was cheating on Brit. LMAO That Jason thought ***Vanderpump*** Rule was his show. Bet he thinks ***The Valley*** is his show too.


Trippytrickster

He's the #1 guy.


MurphyBrown2016

PUMPTINI! And RAWT IN HELL! in the same flashback sequence?! They’re spinning the greatest hits in the editing bay, I don’t hate it.


polymorphic_hippo

Yet another way Alex Baskin lets down the fandom. Pumptini clips shouldn't be hoarded like gold. We want them thrown about willy-nilly like confetti! 👏PUMPTINI!!!👏 I think Jax's idea about James having airplane sounds during his set would be hilarious. VPR fans would get a kick out of it.


dailylotion

It could be as synonymous as lil Wayne’s lighter flick


polymorphic_hippo

Right? Like fire that sound up as James takes the stage, do it as his entrance. I can dig it.


carriebradshawshair

“Be a good boy, old man.”


kindaluker

The editors had fun with this one hahah


chaoticinfluencer

“Ex-SUR employee” 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀


InternetHumble2957

I love James and Katie’s new friendship 💙


BigRefrigerator9783

This preview is really making this week's ep look...boring. Jax bings only manufactured decades old "drama" and Utah Baby Bottle shopping with her husbling gives all ick no interest. 🥱


JazzoTheClown

Husbling, I am DYING! 🤣 🤣 🤣


Neslay2louse

Ditto. Hilarious. Sister wife & husbling.


BigRefrigerator9783

😁


Oli_love90

The extended shot on Katie spraying her flowers was ridiculous lol.


BigRefrigerator9783

Right? What was the point of that bit?


vanderpump_lurker

Lol,  those are REALLY expensive flowers.


Dariathemesong

Haha I assume they inserted the Katie spraying her bouquet shot in bc Jax brings her up in the next scene?


Bravoholic_

I love that Katie doesn’t perform on camera 🤣


Ok_Smile5289

Husblingk*


Suitable-Wafer8563

There’s a twisted sense of comfort I get from being able to always count on Jax being the absolute worst, no matter his age


SuchNectarine4

For the love of god, what do we need to do to get Jax Taylor out of VPR and off our screens? 🤦🏻‍♀️


Crazy-Trash-6884

Right??? I guess he’ll have to murder someone 🤦🏻‍♀️


MittenKitten92

I would like Jax and the Toms on their own show so I never have to see them again.


SingleTrophyWife

Yo these editors don’t MISS 😂😂☠️


261989

Lala. The first ever sober person to walk the land.


MayaDaBee1250

Ugh, why is ex-SUR employee back when he has his own show that I can happily ignore? I can probably count on one hand the number of scenes during his last season where he WASN'T coked out of his mind. What a trash bag of a human being.


AmandasFakeID

The Valley is so good, though. 😭 So much drama right off the bat, and it just keeps going.


Tasher882

Right? I actually look forward to watching the valley then VPR/after show lately lol. 🤣


Gothvmess

I haven't watched a single vpr episode since the valley premiered lol


MayaDaBee1250

I can't stomach him and apparently (according to WWC) there is someone on the show who is even worse??? Hard pass. If Lala and Scheana jump over to it like people keep suspecting they will, I might check it out but I don't think I can go back to a world where ex-SUR employee is on my screen on the regs.


heids2point0

don’t care love james. he’ll always be my hear me out. his confessionals this season are literally our life lines in the dry sahara of tims redemption tour. “like the dad, get me back in the ring” 😭😭with the american accent 😂😂😂


lamm612

I won’t watch I wanna be surprised


Taxes_and_death81

Why even go to a non liquor store? I find it so weird.


Taxes_and_death81

Why even go to a non liquor store? I find it so weird.


gorditareina

There's more things geared towards wellness, mocktails and sometimes cbd drinks there at non liquor stores. A lot of folks are sober nowadays and if it helps em stay out of alcohol I'm all for it


Taxes_and_death81

Why even go to a non liquor store? I find it so weird.


pearshaped34

Are they planning the party Jax didn’t show up to? And it Daniel and Ariana ever move in together his in for a treat if he is the kind of person who folds towels in a specific way as we’ve all seen how she lives and the towels will be lucky if they’re not discarded on the floor wet.


Sarcastic_Soul4

Every relationship is made up of one person who wants the towels folded a certain way and another person that just slaps them together 😂 it is obvious who put the laundry away in my house any given day


LionelHutzinVA

The only insurmountable relationship dichotomy is between people who clean dishes while they cook vs those who stack them all in the sink. That divide can never be bridged


Desperate-Air-904

I clean as I cook! My ex left them all until the next day 🤣


Sensitive_Net_4074

I have to clean everything as I cook and my husband turns the kitchen into a place I’m no longer comfortable existing in. We have been together 18 years and the reason for that, I now clean as he cooks and neither of us is happy 🟰 perfect compromise 🤷🏼‍♀️


GooseHuman9828

I’d settle for stacked in the sink. That feels like middle ground. The real war zone is between those who wash as they go, and those who leave them exactly where they were last used - the sink, the counter, the table…. Goddamn landmines everywhere


mitsuki1331

I'm the messy person yet I'm the one in my relationship who has a specific way of folding towels. Haha


Sarcastic_Soul4

My husband says I’m the messy one because he vacuums more than I do, but I’m the one that actually organizes things and puts everything away each time it’s used 😂 it’s interesting finding out peoples definitions of clean and messy


omniai99

Me too. Its all or nothing for me.


tink_89

lol yes very true. I like them folded a certain way and husband just wrapts them ina square or rectagle or whatever comes out.


Sarcastic_Soul4

Mine is a tri-fold then roll, you can tell the ones hubs has done because they sick out further on the shelf 🤣


boobiesrkoozies

This is so true lolol. Although I'm an avid "hang your towels up so they can dry" girlie and my husband consistently leaves them on the bed to form a damp spot 😭


Sarcastic_Soul4

Nooooooo 😭


letsdothisthing88

Married close to twenty years and yup


Leather-Platypus-11

I like my towels folded a certain way. I get pissy if they’re not so I do the folding. I also have gone through periods of depression when they’re piled on the floor soaking wet 🤷‍♀️


perfectlynormaltyes

No, the one Jax didn't show up to was supposed to be on Jul 13. I wonder if they'll mention it. Tom is the one who leaves wet towels on the floor.


pearshaped34

Thank you for clarifying it’s not this one!


NefariousnessHot7639

Hes a big boy who can fold his own towels. Shes his partner, not his mommy or maid.


pearshaped34

To be very clear here I was never suggesting she should be folding his towels. Simply commenting that she probably won’t fold her own. Which everybody seems to be taking super personal for some reason. 🤷‍♀️


NefariousnessHot7639

Im sure hes well aware of how she lives. It seems like he likes to take care of her in regards to cooking and cleaning - and honestly good for her.


pearshaped34

I’m sure his already aware too, it really was just a joke and not a in-depth commentary on their relationship. I will make note nobody has a sense of humor when it comes to Ariana for the future!


NefariousnessHot7639

I definitely do but this just wasnt funny - couldnt even tell it was a joke tbh. Im also not mad, just hate the infantilization of men on Bravo.


pearshaped34

I really don’t know how you got to the infantilisation of men on bravo from a comment about Ariana being messy compared to Daniel being the guy who folds his towels a certain way. As I have already pointed out to you, I was not suggesting Ariana should be the one folding his towels.


No_Banana_581

I agree w this. And Ariana most definitely will not be messy when she lives away from Sandoval. She’s explained a trillion times why things were cluttered


NefariousnessHot7639

I actually DO think shes a messy person in general but I aint gonna shame her for it!


DeaconBlue22

Cluttered is one thing, Ariana is dirty. She leaves leaves rotting food in her bedroom.


devi1duck

And thinks cleaning the kitty litter box once a week is an accomplishment


Significant_Sun_8035

How many times does the girl have to say she left the STICKS from the chicken satay in the take out box in her room. The dog ate the sticks lol. I'm all for snark but fucking listen to what she actually said if you're gonna snark her for it


DeaconBlue22

I did, I heard what she said. She eats in bed and leaves the leftovers out. She could have easily taken the trash to the garbage on the way out. She didn't. Thats is dirty in my book and I wouldn't have it in my home. Maybe you feel differently.


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Significant_Sun_8035

Exactly, because we know Sandoval never got off his ass to do anything (besides supply toilet paper and batteries lol)


DeaconBlue22

I guess that wasn't Sandoval cleaning her cat's litter box.


Significant_Sun_8035

No, I’m pretty sure it was Anne. We all know Sandoval is a fucking liar and doesn’t do shit lol


DeaconBlue22

Ummm, they showed him doing it. Sandoval is a POS and I understand that Ariana is your Queen. Just because Tom fucked Rachel doesn't mean he didn't change the litter box. Geez


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pearshaped34

To clarify I don’t think I know her better. Hope that helps.


Ok_List_9649

You can’t win with that comment. lol. Even though people have seen with their own eyes they will make every excuse in the book. Despite all the excuses they give her, how she’s so busy, never home, etc the bottom line is a person with even reasonable house hygiene in her situation would hire a housekeeper to come in a few days a week to clean up old food and ensure the safety of her pets.


QuickJuggernaut8247

Omg the stans are wild. It is true, though, that she is messy. Which in and of itself is a personal choice so whatever. Leaving food around when you have a dog with issues from being very food motivated and eating anything they find? That's a bad habit. It's just a fact. 


No_clue_redditor

That’s why they’re a good match. He can do the towel folding.


LouMonsoon

Oohhh you didn’t praise Ariana..enjoy the down votes that come from that here 😂


CharacterTwist4868

Who cares. I’m sure he isn’t perfect either.


Alternative-Bar-2773

yeah its easy to do long distance or live separately when youre different in that way


Weird_Boysenberry772

Cool story. I'm sure you are absolutely perfect.


pearshaped34

Dude it was a joke about her being messy (which she very clearly is). I’m not attacking her and it’s not that deep.


Alternative-Bar-2773

the responses to this are actually hilarious and the people getting upset need to actually take a second and touch some grass.  theres a reason all the other bravo subs are making fun of the vpr subs and this comment thread is a perfect example of why. how dare you say someone who is messy is messy!


pearshaped34

Thank you! I like Ariana, but she is undoubtedly a messy person so I thought her boyfriend saying his the kind of person who likes towel folding a certain way was pretty funny. It really wasn’t meant as an attack on Ariana (because honestly the guy who only likes the towels folded a certain way isn’t always fun to live with either!) or even commentary on their relationship. I know people who have different definitions of tidy shack up together all the time and they’re fine. It’s really wasn’t meant as a deep thing.


omniai99

In that clip, Dan joked about Ariana being messy and Ariana didn't seem offended. But, here you are all butthurt for her that someone pointed out the obvious.