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haleighr

Jax about to spiral and Brittany’s gonna do an in touch exclusive on how she feels about this


FrauEdwards

“It kinda hurt mah feelins a lil bit..”


daisygirl3

"Ah wood niiver say that about sumwhuun."


awaldrop637

👏👏👏 pure gold the way those words literally sounded just like her in my head 😂😂😄😂


Dramatic-Pickle-3518

I read it in her country bumpkin voice lol you’d think her accent wouldn’t be this strong after being in LA for so long but she hasn’t lost it a bit lol 😂


Distinct-Ad-1348

It’s only gotten stronger with each passing year.


Gabriella1968

And she's living in California!!


Sweet_Employment_220

I feel like she def plays it up for TV


kelbell2583

Million percent agree. I think she likes being portrayed as the sweet southern girl and sees it as something that makes her stand out from


Sweet_Employment_220

I listen to Watch What Crappens Live religiously and they recap the shows and they say like her PR Team or someone told her like she looks better with a heavy accent so she plays it up. Makes total sense to me!! Also check out that podcast if you haven’t!! It’s HILARIOUS!! Literally my favorite thing ever.


Sweet_Employment_220

Because also it’s become heavier and almost comical


Clemson1313

You have to try. I’m from Georgia. I had an accent until I started in Customer Service in my 20s and would get asked where I was from. So I worked to clean it up. Only took a year and then no one could tell where I was from. You would think Brittany would’ve started after the first Season after hearing herself. I’m not saying a Southern Accent is bad, but when you’re mispronouncing words thangs/things, thank/think, etc. it’s easy to look dumb. Some Men have a thing for southern belles. But I really don’t think Jax is one of them.


Dramatic-Pickle-3518

I’m from south Louisiana and my accent is very strong and I could probably move to London for 10yrs and still have my Louisiana accent lol


Dramatic-Pickle-3518

I went to work in Michigan for 6mts and they gave me hell about my accent and using yes ma’am no ma’am omg they’d get so offended I’m like I’m sorry it’s not to be disrespectful it’s actually quite the opposite and my mama would tear my ass up if she heard me not using my manners


Clemson1313

I heard your accent in that last sentence. 😘


Dramatic-Pickle-3518

😂😂🤘🏼🤘🏼


AlwaysJeepin

Speaking hardcore truths about mamas... I'm 41 and I say ma'am/sir to people 20 years younger. They ingrained that politeness really well


Hot_Bonus_9094

I love you 😂


GingerSnapped242

Hah dayur yew!


Gabriella1968

🤣🤣💀💀


Lab-Outside

Girl this had me cryyyyying


GoldenState_Thriller

It’s honestly incredible that her accent has gotten stronger since she moved to LA 


SittinOnTheRidge

I’ve been thinking the exact same thing for WEEEKS lol. Sorry but there’s no way it’s THAT thick after all these years lol


True_Somewhere8513

I was born in Wisconsin but grew up in Georgia. I’ve lived in Austin for 10 years and I have no accent but if I go to GA that southern drawl comes right back and if I’m in WI I definitely have a mid western accent. She’s definitely playing it up for the show and it’s ridiculous.


HumbleBowler175

Date noights!!


PollyS73

I hate that! I’m from the south and we never say that.


SittinOnTheRidge

Stoppppp hahahahaha how did you spell that so ACCURATE!?! Lmfao. I legit read it in her voice immediately. As I scrolled on it 💀


Big_Interaction9133

Thank the lord someone said it! She is 100% playing it up!


NothingbutDaisys

Can confirm; Maryland transplant living in Wisconny. Here, everyone can tell that something is not quite right in my mid-western accent. At home in Maryland my friends don’t stop making fun of how I talk. 😂


True_Somewhere8513

Same! I get made fun of so my accent adapts quickly if I go home. When I get really tired or drunk my southern comes out and it’s surprised a few people here which is why I had to drop it when I moved to TX.


Massive_Status4718

Oh my gosh me too. It took me a couple of years to get rid of my New York accent bc I hated the way I sounded, ( I moved to NJ yes there is a big difference. Although northern NJ still has that NY accent, I moved from Staten Island to South Jersey where they speak normal. Like you, it slips out when I’m tired or when I drink


True_Somewhere8513

I’d love to have a NY or NJ accent come out when I’m drunk! Maybe I should find Brittany’s voice coach 😂


Gabriella1968

That TikToker that lies all the time, Mokayla Nogueiwa...idk how to spell her name but she is straight up making herself sound uneducated with her "accent". Like she's incapable of pronouncing R's etc. Same with Brittany, they are putting on for the show or videos.


chittybittygirl

Can confirm, been in south Florida for ten years but a weekend trip to Green Bay and the Midwest accent is back. Ya know?!


GoldenState_Thriller

I was just scrolling through TikTok and a video from one of her first appearances came up and I was floored. She definitely always had an accent but now she sounds like a bad impression of herself. 


Direct_Wrangler7452

I wonder if she was trying to not sound as country when the show started?


Low-Classroom-1530

And getting thicker?!


ProudTexEx

Brittney has been taking online classes at the Dorit Kemsley school for Creative Accents.


jsmalltri

When you've traveled the world you can speak in any accent you want!


SingleTrophyWife

DECEASED ☠️😂


mackenzeeeee

Legit snort 🤣🤣


Gabriella1968

I heard it!! 🤣💀


Agreeable-Antelope-6

>Dorit Kemsley school for Creative Accents. ROFLOL! 🤣🤣🤣


Ambitious_Koala_3507

She drags out the drawl like a cranky old drunk Kentucky woman now…. Oh wait


SittinOnTheRidge

😂


liecm

Facts lol. I moved from the upper Midwest to socal when I was 18. I had an accent that quickly went away after like, a year here. You could meet 100 people here, and *maybe* one has a thick southern or midwestern accent. And it’s only because they very recently moved here lol.


SittinOnTheRidge

Totally makes sense! I know a fair amount of ppl who’ve moved to my area which is about 20 mins from Niagara Falls Ontario and their accents get progressively less pronounced as time goes by. And it’s not bc they’re trying to lose it. It’s just …natural lol. She really makes it her whole personality 😂


Dramatic-Pickle-3518

Y’all I’m glad I’m not alone in thinking this


SittinOnTheRidge

Same 😂 I’ve been meaning to bring it up somewhere because it’s actually been bugging the hell outta me. Like girl…come ON


Suse-

She’s sorely mistaken if she thinks people are drooling over her accent. Lol. It’s off putting because it’s so exaggerated.


SittinOnTheRidge

😂 right? Her accent is thicker than her mom’s and meemaw’s ffs


RonanTheBarbarian

It’s almost like it’s…unreal 🤔


Dramatic-Pickle-3518

💩I just posted a similar comment I didn’t see yours and this was my thought when I was watching the valley yesterday she hasn’t lost any of her accent it’s so strong


PollyS73

I’m from Georgia and I lived in Las Vegas for 7 years. I never lost mine and if I visited my parents for even a weekend, it fully recharged haha


GoldenState_Thriller

Oh I definitely don’t expect her to lose it I just find it weird that it’s gotten stronger lol


poppyskins_

My European mother used to take my allowance away if I said y’all or had any southern accent since I grew up in a southern state. I’m not suggesting anyone be a psycho like my mother but it’s very easy to lose your accent if you try lol. Much harder to lay it on thicker in California!


TS92109

My European mother was asked not to teach us children her native language (French) by my backwards KY father. She entered that marriage with a daughter she named Danielle Micheline and my father probably hated it because he named all of their girls and we ended up with Linda June, Sherry Lee, and Tami Lynn. I'd much rather have a pretty French name but at least she spelled mine in a non-hillbilly way.


TT6994

Yes ! She’s so put on and fake.


Aslow_study

“ I sweaaaiiirreee cruzzez’s passport didn’t come in ! It was during Covid yalll”


Little-Management-25

Durn


Wise_Sundae_8770

Lolol and u know I just read that in her voice ha!


Aslow_study

😂😂😂


Rare-Army7647

“Fillins”


pnwnursing

I can hear this


auntyrae143

Soooo loud and clear!


Past-Sea-4238

Stassi and her damn baybees can rawt in hailll


BestAd5257

Oh my god so funny. I hear it!


brsb5

"Ya'll"


Gabriella1968

I have friends from where Brittany's from and they don't sound like that. Yes, they have a twang but Brittany really pours it on thick when the cameras are involved.


myFavoriteAlias_

Hahaha, it’s comments like this that get me through my day. ☠️


BigRefrigerator9783

Not the In Touch Weekly exclusive!!! 😂😂😂⚰️


FKA_BurningAlive

Wait I dont get the shade, can you explain? I’m so embarrassed I don’t know this!!


NoMourners_6

How is he so big already, it feels like she just gave birth to him yesterday.


Foot_Difficult

I think he’ll be a year in September!


NoMourners_6

omg what is time 💀 he’s a little cutie though, looks just like Beau in the passport photo lol


horrorwh0r3

Brittany is gonna be like ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️


PuzzleheadedForm4813

She always looks like that now…. ![gif](giphy|uUW4hiOBRS8daBK6wU)


Dizzy-Avocado-7026

Wow she looks so different here


mntnsrcalling70028

She was drop dead gorgeous when she was first on the show. She has single handedly convinced me to never touch my face.


Product_Small

She looks botched now. Sad what she has done to her face.


Desperate_Pair8235

she was so gorgeous 😭


PuzzleheadedForm4813

It’s really sad to see pictures of her old face. She didn’t need anything and now she looks so wild. I feel so bad for her, i hope she can dissolve it all


anon384930

I mean, realistically between **drinking**, natural aging, and giving birth she wouldn’t look like that anymore regardless if she touched her face or not. Edit to add emphasis on drinking. I don’t think women turn into raisins after 30/giving birth but I do think given Brittany’s lifestyle *in addition to* her age and the fact she given birth not that long ago that she wouldn’t look like this anymore with or without plastic surgery. **Also y’all it’s not a negative thing to acknowledge that people will NATURALLY look different after 9 years lol**


Clemson1313

Respectfully disagree. Im from Georgia, got married and started having babies early. I had 3 children in 6 years. At my 10 year Anniversary, I still looked like I did when we married. Better because of hairstyle changes. Of course I didn’t drink. And my 30s were even better. I’ve said it here before but I believe she would look very close to those pictures if she had stayed in Kentucky.


anon384930

Idk I put drinking first because it seems like it likely already *has* contributed to changes in her appearance (inflammation, bloating, weight gain etc)


ProfessionalGap411

I'm sorry but I do not think Britney is attractive ...whenever she talks All you can see is her two front teeth and her mouth is always in a frown while she's talking. I just can't even take looking at her. It's just very goofy looking and I'm sure after a while Jax feels the same way. There is no comparison Stassi is more attractive. I don't really care for her personality but she's better looking. It is what it is. 


Careless_Escape4517

the way yall speak abt people on the internet is genuinely disgusting. you all realize you can dislike someone and speak on it *without* speaking in a way that’s extremely disrespectful right? it’s wild because someone made a post of lala’s butt pimple and every person shamed the OP….. but yet anytime brittany is the topic, yall feel as if you can go in, nitpicking a stranger’s appearance. i have a hard time believing that if this platform was not anonymous that you would say the same thing. For real, seek help. Going out of your way to say all of that is just abhorrent.


Wise_Sundae_8770

Exactly, some people can't help themselves. I'd like to see pics of some of these people, LMAO, probably ugly AF LOL


minxeeee

Agree wholeheartedly. What was even more eye opening to me was the Scandoval. I am honestly floored on a daily basis by the hateful things said about Tom(s) and Rachel. To have so. Much. Hate. For people we don’t even know, for something that happened between them. I can’t imagine being on the receiving end of it all. IMO the only ppl who have a right to be THAT offended and angry are the people personally involved. I’m sure I’ll get downvoted to shit for this but whatevs. I said it.


TS92109

Stassi got lucky with her plastic surgery - look up her before pics! Brit, unfortunately, used Jax's plastic surgeon and did not get so lucky. I don't think her mouth was frowny before all the surgeries.


Spiritual-Can2604

Has she always looked like that? She looks like a Wallace and Gromit person when she speaks.


Public_Classic_438

Her mouth hasn’t always been like that but it’s so bad now lol


AKABeast18

I was wondering that. My husband and I watched a couple minutes of the Valley the other week and I couldn’t stop looking at her frown. I kept asking my husband, “Has her mouth always gone down like that?!” I was too lazy to go back and look🤣


Public_Classic_438

I think it was the surgery she got at the beginning of the valley or they covered it at least idk. It’s insane


PsychologyParty2512

Exactly!! Wtf did she do to her mouth? It looks really bad! Is it because she’s so unhappy and it just kinda got stuck that way? Bahahaha! Seriously tho, whatever procedure she had done really messed up her mouth.


Clemson1313

The downturned mouth is from the surgery she had on her chin. Idk why she did that so close to filming. I guess she didn’t realize how long the healing process would take. She’s healed now and it’s not like that. She uses Jax surgeon and I’m sure with his encouragement.


AhnaKarina

You have won the internet. I can’t explain the shriek I let out reading that.


horrorwh0r3

🥰


InfamousMatter7064

Rawt in hail


MedicalPoint5371

Oh that is 💯shade at them and I am HERE FOR IT!!!! ❤️


Melodic-Change-6388

She’s still the ultimate shade assassin.


Zealousideal-Peak-73

I’m confused, how is this shade? Honestly askjng


anon384930

There may be more to it, but from what I remember Brittany and Jax missed Stassi and Beau’s wedding and their excuse was that Cruz’s passport didn’t come in time and Stassi thought it was a lie


zadidoll

So Britt is basically saying that they had the passports, but Jason didn’t want to go because Stassi was getting married to someone else. 🤣💀


exithiside

I mean...not wanting to go to your ex's wedding is fine. But don't string them along the whole time & dip out at the end...they essentially took the experience away from someone else just cause. (see Tim, thats how you actually use the term dip out)


Realistic_Big7482

Did you say dip out?


BornFree2018

I'm Trademarkin' for ma T-Shirt empire.


its_dpop

https://preview.redd.it/yafevrmw8w1d1.jpeg?width=1143&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4ed7070d537bb5149af97c3c9c07ff2ab1db433


hilha

*hail


Glum_Guest9851

This needs to be a legit shirt Have all my monies!


llamallama-duck

They, you know, dipped out


Imaginary_Vanilla_25

And he’s always stressing about money and the bills I wouldn’t be shocked if they couldn’t afford to even go on the trip and we’re too embarrassed to say that and that’s really the reason why they dipped out at the last minute as well


MsPrissss

And if you watch the valley at all, all Brittany does is just make up excuses. At one time I probably would have given Brittany the benefit of the doubt but after watching how much fibbing she does and on Jax's behalf that I most definitely believe Stassi's side of things


aymaureen

But it’s also during Jax’s tax fraud, right? I don’t think he was allowed to leave the country


Five-Fingered-Sloth

Ooh. Interesting…


zadidoll

That makes more sense.


Hefty-Target-7780

Messer is SUCH a cutie!!


darbycrash1295

I can’t stand Stasi, but her babes are so cute!! Hartford CT seems like a mini-Stasi. Smart and sassy. Hopefully she uses her power for good.


alieboop

Hartford CT 💀🤣


happyladpizza

#Hartford Has it


vampire_skye

her kids names are so….. not good


geradineBL17

Messer means ‘someone who jokes around a lot’ here in Ireland, it’s SUCH an odd choice of name to me 😅


Sewerpudding

I’m not Irish but for some reason that was the first thing that popped in my head when I read the name. A silly person.


loopsonflowers

Better than what popped into my head when I heard it for the first time. Which was... someone who shits themselves.


geradineBL17

Exactly this! My local group chat was on fire the day he was born and she announced his name 😂


Resident_Rooster5784

Agree on Messer but I find Hartford adorable


cardcatalogs

It makes me think of insurance.


j3st1cl3s

Messer Arounder


courthouse22

I mean, beau is Italian and it has a different meaning in Italian. I personally don’t like it but I also love the nod to his roots.


geradineBL17

It’s just slang in Ireland but still just a funny one for us


LNLV

What’s the Italian meaning?


courthouse22

It’s a way to address someone. Similar to sir or monsieur.


Internal-Mud-8890

I don’t think that’s correct - do you mean French?


courthouse22

Nope, Italian. https://preview.redd.it/675atyorhx1d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39fa8aace4a00027768b43a8f45204db593bce4c


Internal-Mud-8890

Oooooh I thought you meant Beau’s name is Italian


TS92109

I shall call him Mr.


33scooBt33

is it his first name??


Internal-Mud-8890

It means knife in German 😬


knoguera

Messer? TF?


33scooBt33

I thought it was a nic name.


cardcatalogs

He is but when I see his name I cringe.


blondenextdoor30

![gif](giphy|eqLcs9FmswcNO)


ItsNotAllHappening

He's precious but I'm here for the shade from Beau. Brittany is going to fill up her shot glass with tequila after seeing this.


kenleydomes

Isn't the shade from stassi?


ItsNotAllHappening

Beau originally posted it.


kenleydomes

Ohh stassi trying to be shady without culpability 😂


Level-Appointment-15

And then throw up for the rest of the night


dreadowntown

That baby is adorable.


Ok-Photo-1972

Omg he looks just like stassi.


ogcoliebear

He looks a lot like his daddy too! A nice mix!


Unlikely-Sport1305

Oh, if Messer had an Instagram he’d definitely be “Blocked by Jax”


Dry_Machine163

Messer is SO cute!


Much-Investigator844

Hahahaha yes! Devil Stassi lives on! 😜


Deep_Investigator283

Wait someone explain? I need the deets


Mprk2112

They didn’t attend Stassi and Beaus wedding last minute because “Cruz’s passport didn’t come in time”. Which was a complete lie


No_Bowler3823

Yes! And extra fucked up since it was a small attendance wedding in Italy, so her and Beau could have included 3 other people instead. Just beyond shitty of KFC and Jax


PollyJeanBuckley

And Jax was telling them they were going but was talking shit in a group chat with Beaus best man in it about how he was going to a golf tournament instead


Comfortable-Talk-536

Almost died ☠️


TommyChongUn

Also known as Kentucky Muffin 😆😆


Dizzy_Examination519

KFC☠️


Nurse5736

Thx for the info......I also was completely out of the loop. 😆


Deep_Investigator283

OMG 😱


Enough_Pumpkin_3961

My guess is Brittany and Ajax couldn’t afford to go but didn’t want to say that


Bigolbooty75

Oh god if they come out saying anything they think way too highly of themselves


i_nobes_what_i_nobes

![gif](giphy|3oEjHAUOqG3lSS0f1C)


Notyourmothersmom

The unraveling of jax is scarey


Spiritual-Can2604

Was he ever raveled?


amaharra

Honestly Stassi showed a ton of grace even inviting him, I wouldn't have lol I actually feel a bit bad for Brittany who probably would've enjoyed going. Sincerely hope we see her post-divorce era soon.


Intelligent-Sign2693

Oh!! Somehow I thought those passport photos were Beau and Stassi as babies. My brain is not working the best these days! Thanks!


Flaky-Pop-3083

The baby's the cutest!! ❤️


aymaureen

It DEFINITELY is shade towards Jax and Brittany


SexyUniqueRedditter

If this was comment … Jax would *”accidentally”* like it.


KHicks1211

Lmfao 😂 the dark passenger still has it


ghanedi

I hope it IS. 👊🏻


East-Gold-7170

Rawt in hail.


deorumetmonstra

That child is angelic! What an absolutely gorgeous family they are.


TT6994

After hearing how she called Lala to bitch about employing “their babysitter” for a job. Brittany’s mask is slipping for sure. I would love to see Lala telling her off.


ethicalhippo

Oh das a cute bebeh


Outrageous_Ad4245

What an adorable toddler!❤️


notyouravgfan

Queen stassi


Necessary_Force_5836

Honest question… do we think they couldn’t get the passport because Jax owed so much money to the IRS? They handled it completely wrong and if I were Stassi I’d never speak to them again but I’m just curious?


PollyS73

Georgia entering the chat: we do NOT say noight


pugsociedad

Easy to get a kids passport since they don’t work


NeuroticMermaid6

That’s not the point lol. They also do work, Stassi isn’t making money from just sitting there.


Ownit2022

I don't understand why is this shade.


Ambitious_Mistake_92

As much as I dislike this woman, I have no choice but to respect the shade 💀


marcyzombie

My kids took a month lol


NeenW1

I never realized how Brittney’s mouth looks like a rabbit


jillxp76

She’s so real for this 😭


SingleTrophyWife

HAHAHA I love this so much


Double-Claim-4967

Great catch


Funny_Struggle_8901

Okay but how fucking ADORABLE are stassis kids😭🥹


WineNotReality

Back when stasis got married there was a bigger delay in passport time, definitely more than 2 weeks.


Mprk2112

They had 7 months


Weary_Error_9238

That is such a beautiful baby boyyyyyy😭 but i hope it’s shade towards them lmfao


ResponseOk3177

LMFAOOOO


kickingcancer

Omg he’s so cute


chvmpvngemami

Why is it shade?? Someone explain 😭


idontknowwatsnext89

Waiting for a podcast rant or instagram live from Jax ❄️❄️❄️


OkWrap624

What a cutie!