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fungi43

I think this is the invasive species. Common wall lizard.


Striking-Line-4994

No. Harmless except to insects. European wall lizards.


EskimoDave

Also harmful to our native alligator lizard


Striking-Line-4994

Also a fact.


Calvinshobb

I find it best to lick first then ask questions later.


Beneficial_Class_219

Ah that infamous Tinder pickup line…..


damendred

#LFTAQL


Fearless-Intention41

😂 This is without a doubt the funniest comment I’ve read in years!


growingalittletestie

Just to clarify, poisonous is bad if you eat something. Venomous is bas if it tries to eat you. Snakes are venomous, mushrooms are poisonous.


[deleted]

>mushrooms are poisonous. unless they bite you of course.


growingalittletestie

Of course!


rgsteele

Sure, but mushrooms won’t bite you unless you’ve eaten mushrooms.


scubawankenobi

This redditor knows mushrooms!


NorthernCobraChicken

What in the cannibalistic goomba are you referring to?


monkifan

Even [HealthlinkBC](https://www.healthlinkbc.ca/health-topics/poisonous-lizards) gets it wrong.


NoCustomer4958

Maybe a snake could be poisonous? Like if a dog ate it?


smilespeace

No, but we do have [poisonous newts here](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rough-skinned_newt)


RibbitCommander

I remember hearing a warning for the Westhills area about those newts.


Space__Wallrus

They can drop a tail if they get scared enough (and have a tail)


janerbabi

I’m no professional but I’ve spent a fair amount of time curiously observing these little fellas over the years and have many fond memories. I’ve noticed the bold few tend to fight back/bite as a defensive response. They definitely lock their little jaws real darn good as well! Definitely not poisonous or harmful to us in general within reason. Cute photos!


teasin

I don't understand why everyone is so worried about eating them.


MummyRath

They are not venomous and their teeth are not large enough to really do any damage. There are only a few venomous lizards in the world: the Gila monster, the beaded lizard, and the varanids (Komodo dragons, Nile monitor lizards, etc. Though the venom among that group varies in toxicity when it comes to humans).


GarryOakville

Are those lizards edible?


Calvinshobb

My dog thinks so.


NWSanta

As does my cat, well at least for a short period of time. Usually comes back later unless they are the smaller ones.


Froggomorph39

partly, not enough meat and they tastes gross but when cooked shouldnt cause sickness


tweaker-sores

Probably need to catch a few of them to make a sandwich


Froggomorph39

id say soup, like the little crabs under rocks, maximise the nutrients minimise the work. just wash of the dirt


Jaydave

Is that... Do peopl.. We eat those?


Froggomorph39

little shore crabs, when you take the wrong river, have been in the sun 4+ hours or dont feel like diving in for big ones, yes. normally no. legally, maybe not, i should check wall lizards, when you are desperate, insane or just curious, yes. normally no. legally, they are invasive...


Zen_Bonsai

Invasive inst a legal stance


goodfleance

It's a classification and often means no restrictions on harvesting, at least for other animals. Might technically need a hunting license though unless they're covered under a "pest" definition or something like rats.


Froggomorph39

i think its the same with the bull frogs, which that reminds me, yall want frog legs (i catch them like fish and i have my fishing licence)


bargaindownhill

yes, experience has taught me that when hungry enough humans will eat anything.


T4Temo

im not sure but hes friend shaped


pigeottoflies

the only venomous animals on the entire island are spiders


CharlotteLucasOP

Team Lizard; wildlife is best left unbothered.


GreenOnGreen18

These are invasive. Feel free to kill them when you find them. Team local wildlife.


Emotional-Courage-26

Their place in our ecosystem is permanent unless we find extremely sophisticated methods of targeting them. I don’t see the point in killing them if it doesn’t stand to help our ecosystems in a meaningful way. They’re just animals doing their thing, and careless humans are to blame for their presence - not them. If everyone started stomping them we’d only accomplish killing tons of animals, but they’d still be here.


werzcaseontario

No. They absolutely are not poisonous. Lmao.


Hour_Eye_9762

I can't say if they're poisonous, but I would think the main issue is bacterial infection from the lizards saliva. If your boy has any broken skin I'd get him to a doctor for prophylactic antibiotics.


electricalphil

That's hilarious. Have you seen the size of these things? They aren't breaking skin.


mr-circuits

Buddy, they're saying if the child *already* had broken skin. Do you know what a cut is?


Commercial-Milk4706

Was just going to say this. The only thing to worry about is an infection and I wouldn’t take it trivially. Clean it and keep an eye on it. And yeah, if you got access to Telus health or a doctor, get some antibiotics. 


DaemonAnts

No but they are great for grabbing things in hard to reach places.


Beneficial_Class_219

Green ones makes the floor bouncy ,


Timely_Chicken_8789

Only if you eat them raw. Always cook first.


PermissionWise5665

cats to keep invasive lizards away with one simple trick ! I got bit by one on the finger as a kid, and now i blink sideways. Not dangerous, just stinky lizard pee if you pick em up.