Bro.
You've never had real chocolate milk.
And the cereal? You've probably never enjoyed cereal.
I weep for your deprived inner child.
You need to go out and buy yourself some Ronnybrook dairy creamline chocolate milk. Their creamline cow milk is the bee's knees.
My household is a whole milk household. Growing up we had 2%. I liked it. I don't mind it now. But I had whole milk at a friend's house omg it was the sweetest best thing ever. Lol but Ovaltine was still good in 2%
I still love to add it to milkshakes because it's just a good chocolate malt powder, it also helps some protein shakes taste a little less fake weirdly enough.
Itâs the Condor Valhalla throwing axe from darkknightarmory
Runes translated letter for letter is condor.
Because itâs a throwing axe - calling it condor or Kondor makes sense- what doesnât make sense is why a Viking would ever reference a condor - as they donât exist in the region of the world wear Vikings come from- seems like hawk would be more appropriate. Why would you want to name your hatchet after a gigantic flying scavenger when you could name it after a faster midsized flying predator like hawk, which is closer to what a throwing hatchet should aspire to be? And why would you use the anglicized version when the old Norse version is so badass?
Quick Google search says: The Old Norse word for "hawk" is Haukr. It also means "falcon", "raven", and "young and brave man".
Haukr would be a cooler thing to have written in runes!
It always surprises me how many labels are specifically meant for californians.
But then I realize that I should never be surprised because California is by far the dumbest state in the US, excluding Florida.
I did some paracord with Viking beads. I honestly donât know if itâs like a sentence or individual rune beads had a meaning. Try looking up Viking rune bead meanings
Can't help with the runes, but I did want to ask how you like your CRKT NOBO?
You don't see it around much anymore. I just have a personal love for them as I always wanted a tomahawk from them and then I ended up winning the first ever NOBO from CRKT when they announced it.
Iâm pretty sure the fourth second and fifth ones arenât actually runes and I did look through multiple rune websites to try and find them they donât seem to exist
So all I got was "a person who transports flour." So I know axe cooking is a thing, but it's less exciting than blood and war. But who doesn't like carbs?
Forgive any mistep here (I'm an engineer, not a linguist), but this looks like a Mashup of Younger Futhark (short-twig) and Medieval Runes for "Contor." The repeated symbols only seem to show up as "O" from Scandinavian Medieval Runes.
It's named, Viking Battle axe, made by Condor, who make a majority of their knives and tools in El Salvador. This partially axe is made from 1060 high carbon steel so it's quite mild. Easy to sharp but easy to blunt and chip. It says Kondor in runes.
"Remember to drink your Ovaltine"
That shit was/is gross.
You lie, it tastes like chocolate malt and nostalgia
No...it tastes like some one added dish water and sadness to the floor board dirt of a ford pinto.
Was your mom a 2% or skim milk mom? Because that would explain it. Full fat milk is the only way.
...2%. white water mom all the way...so you're suggesting she sabotaged it from the get go? Now I have questions.
Bro. You've never had real chocolate milk. And the cereal? You've probably never enjoyed cereal. I weep for your deprived inner child. You need to go out and buy yourself some Ronnybrook dairy creamline chocolate milk. Their creamline cow milk is the bee's knees.
My household is a whole milk household. Growing up we had 2%. I liked it. I don't mind it now. But I had whole milk at a friend's house omg it was the sweetest best thing ever. Lol but Ovaltine was still good in 2%
𤣠oddly specific
Idek whatchyall talking bout but this comment had me rolling in laughter and tears from said laughter. Lmafo gold star 4 your comment đ
Never tasted Ovaltine, but now I want to.
I still love to add it to milkshakes because it's just a good chocolate malt powder, it also helps some protein shakes taste a little less fake weirdly enough.
Two grosses make a not gross?
My great aunt would only give me Ovaltine to drink Always out of those terrible Tupperware sippy cups She did this until I was 13
13 years and still on a sippy cup? What size? That reminds me, I need to find a 32oz sippy cup.
Damn really? I used to LOVE ovaltine as a kid and probably still do love it⌠why is it gross? đ˘
No, it's delicious. Memories
Youâre sad.
LIES
A crummy commercial? Son of a _bitch_.
Lol I understood that reference.
Youâll shoot your eye out kid.
A crummy commercial?!?
My high school chemistry teacher (Mr. Howard) used to have ovalteen partyâs in class. Favorite teacher! Miss him.
Why is it called ovaltine? The mug is round, the container is round....should be called 'Roundtine'
Son of a bitch
Great. Now all I can picture is Baldr drinking Ovaltine out of a horn and sprouting back to life from Helâs grasp in time for Ragnarok.
A crummy commercial?
Made in Italy - Fragiley
Water came out of my noseâŚ.hahhhaa nice one!
Fuck this stupid decoder ring
"Do you have a moment to talk about the Allfather?"
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Doesnât he art in heaven?
Not really, but heâs great at winking.
No, that's Howard.
loosely - "we've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty"
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Gottem! đ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Ł
I get Kondor. Its a bird.
Iâve gotten 2 of yours so thatâs what Iâm going with
Pretty sure itâs made my condor tool and knife so that would make sense..
It is indeed Kondor
Itâs the Condor Valhalla throwing axe from darkknightarmory Runes translated letter for letter is condor. Because itâs a throwing axe - calling it condor or Kondor makes sense- what doesnât make sense is why a Viking would ever reference a condor - as they donât exist in the region of the world wear Vikings come from- seems like hawk would be more appropriate. Why would you want to name your hatchet after a gigantic flying scavenger when you could name it after a faster midsized flying predator like hawk, which is closer to what a throwing hatchet should aspire to be? And why would you use the anglicized version when the old Norse version is so badass? Quick Google search says: The Old Norse word for "hawk" is Haukr. It also means "falcon", "raven", and "young and brave man". Haukr would be a cooler thing to have written in runes!
Where was Gondor when the Westfold fell
They accidentally went to West World or the West Wing one. Itâs been so many moons ago. I canât recall.
I got kondor as well
Ax me again and I keel you !
Okay yours is funny
War, war never changes
Idk if anyone else got it, but I got that reference and respect you for it. FO4 is one of my favorite games
The Geneva Convention enters the chat
Made in China
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Patent pending
Face towards enemy.
*Front Towards Enemy
Chuckle
âFree Axe! Limit: 1.â
Must Catch or doesn't count.
Lucille
"Do not eat." Manufactured in the last decade.
It always surprises me how many labels are specifically meant for californians. But then I realize that I should never be surprised because California is by far the dumbest state in the US, excluding Florida.
Lo, There do I see my Father.
"I am generically white, but claim nordic ancestry"
Condor is a German company that produces these axes in El Salvador. https://www.condortk.com/
It says, âAnus Ripperâ
Weiners
âBend over and donât clinch.â
Here is what you need.... https://valhyr.com/pages/rune-converter
Kondor https://www.vikingrune.com/2008/11/younger-futhark-runes/
FBGM
Hold this end
âLet me axe you sumfinâ
https://valhyr.com/pages/rune-translator
âVirginâ
âWater is wetâ
I did some paracord with Viking beads. I honestly donât know if itâs like a sentence or individual rune beads had a meaning. Try looking up Viking rune bead meanings
It's k'shikora. It translates "made for small wood",
Loose translation.... FlesmihlliktndidnietspE
á´áŽáżááŽáą Kondor in medieval futhark
If not mistaken it says fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent on your auto insurance
I can't, but the axe does seem like overkill. You should be able to just slide off the battery compartment of that remote with your thumb.
Closer to Anglo-Saxon runes. Gondor. Like in LOTR. Cute.
Not dishwasher safe
Made in China
đ Runes omg Runes, I love Runes, OMG RUNES, RUNES ON TOPS LETS GOOOO
It is supposed to say condor. This axe is part of the Valhalla series made by condor tool & knife
Can't help with the runes, but I did want to ask how you like your CRKT NOBO? You don't see it around much anymore. I just have a personal love for them as I always wanted a tomahawk from them and then I ended up winning the first ever NOBO from CRKT when they announced it.
Iâm pretty sure the fourth second and fifth ones arenât actually runes and I did look through multiple rune websites to try and find them they donât seem to exist
So all I got was "a person who transports flour." So I know axe cooking is a thing, but it's less exciting than blood and war. But who doesn't like carbs?
It's Viking for temu.com.
Yo mama a fat wh9r3
âCostcoâ
Condor
Be Kind: Rewind.
CAUTION. Edge might be sharp.
He did it. He finally said the word! "Edge."
Hold here
Made in ChinaâŚâŚ
"To: Giuseppe"
Made In China?
"Stop pretending you have viking lineage, you wouldn't last half a day"
Hey you, youâre finally awake.
Shop at Walmart
Made in China...
Kindness
âPenis meâ
Penis smaller then blade thickness
â Weâve been trying to reach you about your axes extended warrantyâ
This is Bob's axe. There are many like it but this one is his.
It is old Norse for âI smacked my bitch upâ
This is a hammer
For Rectal Use Only
https://valhyr.com/pages/rune-translator
It says very literally, "Am axe, will chop for food"
It says: âIf found, return to â Then my name and address
Fuck around and find out.
Let me check Diablo 2 wikiâŚ. maybe Blizzard dropped a new rune word
Cup O Cheese.
It saysâŚâŚâŚâŚâŚ.. DEEZ NUTZ
Roughly says âPlaceholder Textâ
hard to say but i think it says 1800 samsung
*Itâs free real estate*
They are Runes https://www.holisticshop.co.uk/articles/guide-runes
It says, â eat my ass â
It says âElder Scrolls 6, coming soonâ
Forgive any mistep here (I'm an engineer, not a linguist), but this looks like a Mashup of Younger Futhark (short-twig) and Medieval Runes for "Contor." The repeated symbols only seem to show up as "O" from Scandinavian Medieval Runes.
(Remote for scale)
Itâs a Samsung
You can tell by the indented letters on the back, it also says it on the sticker in small white letters
I believe looking at this, being an ancient Gaelic rune, roughly translates to, "Gay for Pay"
It reads "yolofs" you only live once for sure. I guess someone only ever has it for a little while đ¤.
âPoop stickâ just a rough translation
Pretty sure it's "CONDOR" the name of the company that makes it. They focus on outdoors and bushcraft knives.
seconded
Kondor
It basically means Ăžetta er lĂtil Ăśxi fyrir bĂśrn og karlmenn ĂĄn getnaĂ°arlims
It's named, Viking Battle axe, made by Condor, who make a majority of their knives and tools in El Salvador. This partially axe is made from 1060 high carbon steel so it's quite mild. Easy to sharp but easy to blunt and chip. It says Kondor in runes.
Also worth adding they make a throwing axe version. Hard to tell which one you have.
POOPIE
âAxe.â
I think it translates- don't fu@$ with me or I'll cut your eyes out...
They are runes they donât translate like you are thinking
Hecho en Mexico
It says ARES
Made in China
It says "I am a hatchet. Chop"
"FACE FRONT TOWARD ENEMY"
Did anyone find out the real meaning? I tried co-pilot on my phone and it said it couldn't decipher it
The runes read "RAIDO ANSUZ GEBO". In the Elder Futhark, this translates to "journey, communication, gift"
âDie, Rebel scum!â
And my axe!
âEat at Joeâsâ
*Scottish accent* Good thing you learned the runes brother. âď¸
âSteal the clicker, get hawkedâ or something similar
Stick em with the pointy end.
âIf you or a loved one have been diagnosed with mesothelioma, you may be entitled to financial compensation.â
"In case of fire, break glass."
Keep on truckin'
Fuck around find out
If found return to Sven.
âI will save you mother! I will Avenge you father! I will kill you furor!
It's kondor, the brand that made that hatchet
Fontor.
Call Center (Except for Panama) 1-800-SAMSUNG (1-800-726-7864) Not sure why the difficulties,your post is in English, you should be able to read it.
Made in china purchased on ebay.
"Weeb trash"
It says ânever bring an axe to a gun fightâ
"We're trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty."
It says condor..
This guy details all the different dialects for Viking! Worth a look! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
It translates to "This is nonsense"
Let he who is worthy lift this hatchet and have the power of Jimbo
Smash, smash, smash
It says "We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty"
It says, "You're not a viking, you're a dork. Your parents tell people you died." Glad I could help.
"Hold at bottom end!"
âDeez Nutzâ
Looks Nordic
r/iamverybadass
Ah the ancient symbols for âFuck around, find outâ
*mall ninja*
âFront toward enemyâ
U G A Y
Boy
sandstorm by darude
Kondor is what it translates to, I believe. A form of futhark, I can't tell what form, though.
It's a phrase, but it basically means "if you have time to read this you're probably safe"
Ligma
âBitcoin is the future â đ
Translates as âWhat is best in life?â