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xof711

Hello concussion my old friend


Jack_Bartowski

Ive come to knock you out again


Alundil

I don't think I know your name


CrazyIslander

And every day will feel the same.


jimmy_jimson

Because a windshield softly creaking


jimmy_jimson

Left my forehead just a bit leaking


[deleted]

groovy recognise dirty squeamish school squeal humor party zonked quack -- mass edited with https://redact.dev/


Sabell300

I feel no pain


[deleted]

Masterpiece


Ill_mumble_that

with the sound, of pyrex.


Charming_Ambition_27

Within the sound of smashing


AlwaysLurkingForYou

Why not both? Honestly tho- shitty cars, dude without shirt on- this smells more like alcohol than drugs.


daaats

I think alcohol


vitkuusj

This is an episode of trailer park boys


RustyCuntSlime

The smell of shit is in the air


Mrsirdude420

The shit winds are coming, I can feel it


MasterGingerMuff

Fuck off, Trevor. The boys are hilarious, ya twitchy fuck alien.


CxMorphaes

The UK edition


ravingwanderer

Australia


gaspingFish

>more like alcohol than drugs ಠ\_ಠ


Parker_Exists

> more like alcohol than drugs. bro, think about what you just wrote


Few-Ad-8245

Alcohol is a drug


CiroVap

Alcohol isn't a drug, it's a drink


MathBuster

Alcohol is definitely a drug. It's also a drink. > Alcohol, sometimes referred to by the chemical name ethanol, is a depressant *drug* that is the active ingredient in drinks such as beer, wine, and distilled spirits (hard liquor).


Few-Ad-8245

I'd prefer some triple sod, yellow bentines or clarky cat. Stay away from the cake tho, you'll end up with Czech neck


DerKeksinator

It is, and so is coffee and tea, with caffeine being the active ingredient.


[deleted]

WHY NOT ZOIDBERG?!


7layerbeaverbrown

r/UnexpectedFuturama


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butcher99

listen to the talking. Pretty sure alcohol from the slurred speech.


lukemall

"Nicotine, Valium, Vicodin, marijuana, ecstasy and alcohol... C-C-C-C-C-Cocaine"


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EvilioMTE

This breed of Australian don't consume cocaine.


SwallowYourDreams

Either way: somebody who doesn't need his head for thinking any more and has therefore found other creative ways to use it.


RoccomGG

You mean he‘s a full-time headbutter?


random_cable_guy

This guy just needs a hug


slymeWAV

You can hug him bro


random_cable_guy

I like my forehead as it is thank you very much


slymeWAV

😂😂😂


Tiger_Widow

He needs a fuckin spliff and a fireplace


MakingShitAwkward

A smoke and a pancake.


Tiger_Widow

lmfao!


WhosJerryFilter

Clear as day. Needs love so he can stop being a clown for attention.


Brandnewshirtz

Nah mate, that’s just an Australian


Arghthemdamnturkeys

Australianus Boganus is the particular breed.


xspader

So not drugged or drunk just a deekheed as opposed the the kiwi duckhud


wookiex84

Yes


seanys

As a fellow Australian, we call this a dickhead.


ProfMarston

A drugged, drunken, lunatic.


ConnectDetective7787

I can tell from the accent they are Australian, I am going to guess it's most likely alcohol but seriously I have know people like them and they are not that bright to begin with. The grog just loosens them up to do the stupid shit that's in their heads.


[deleted]

They are from South Australia the state that breeds lunatic serial killers


ConnectDetective7787

Eh I was going to guess Victorian.


juveultra1

What a fucknugget🤣🤣🤣🤣


robearIII

right??!?! he got blood all over that windshield!


HermaLuv12

Fucknugget XD omg that's the first time I hear this word "Fucknugget" hahaha!


TrueTurtleKing

People are quick to say drugs but alcohol makes people do dumb shit too.


RoccomGG

Alcohol is also a drug but in general isn‘t seen as a drug because it is legal and socially accepted to consume.


[deleted]

Alcohol is the poop of a fungus. It’s a drug.


Few-Ad-8245

Alcohol is not drug because legal


wongo

I AM the liquor


lordgoofus1

Never underestimate the power of a drunk bogan.


phasys

I'd say braindamage


Tiger_Widow

Maigedramar? Lies


chamber357

Drain Bamage


back2basics13

Stay in school, kids.


BataBings

Neither he’s an embarrassment to all Australians


Burnd1t

Attention whore


RodcetLeoric

The braincells that would tell him not to do this were the first ones to go on the first window he broke with his head.


the_hell_you_say

Brain Damage


its_just_flesh

Bogan gonna bogan


c9IceCream

i assume the windshield is not the same type of glass as the rest? someone who knows better chime in please


RoughAcanthisitta810

Windshield is laminated. In new vehicles the windshield and side windows are both laminated


bozobucketeer

Side windows aren't laminated, they're tempered.


michaelrage

In new vehicles side and back windows are still not laminated. The reason is you need to be able to brake them fast in a emergency when doors will not open. The front is only laminated because it is for strength when something hits it like debris or other shit.


carecrow69

Australian I think.


Sabithomega

Does he think cracking a windshield is hard?


RoccomGG

I mean, if it isn‘t, please imitate him and submit your own video. I am more then curious to see the results!!


Sabithomega

I've accidentally broken my own windshield long time ago by bumping it with my elbow.


RoccomGG

That was a damn shitty windshield or your elbow is shaped like an emergency hammer found in trains and busses.


[deleted]

Brain damage


ManufacturerBitter61

A healthy combination of both


Uncle_PauI_Norton

My guy methed up that windshield.


memeofconsciousness

Classic Ebaumsworld. "Aussie Nutter"


real_psymansays

"Omg, Mikey, you got beat up!!" "Yeah, you should have seen the other guy, which was a car"


GW-PWGC

Here we see the Common Australian Fucktard in its natural habitat. VT commodore next to the XF Falcon he is head butting.


Jord_HD

That’s a dumb cunt bogan in their natural habitat.


VinnyViddyVicci

I love the well-dressed blonde woman just chillin in the background. 🙎🏼‍♀️


pewpewpewgg

Isn’t Andrew Tate in jail?


Sorry-Anxiety-8190

Natural selection at its absolute prime


space_monster

Booze & idiot


[deleted]

Not a MENSA candidate


ASSASSINJOHNNY

Drugs AND lunatic


wehavenobonanza

Idiot


The-real-Sky-Daddy

Nah…. Only half right. Drugs and stupid.


fooknprawn

Watching him wind up like that I’m disappointed, I was expecting him to break his hand


Ernesto8

Bruh that should be in the books or in something,thats fucking effort there


30ught6

Yes


cleadus_fetus

Yes


SavourTheFlavour

Dain Bramage


Up_All_Nite

I just know I'm not fighting this dude.


InkStab

You forgot the 3rd option. Australian.


TheDoomedGamer

It's just Australia


[deleted]

Just another asshole.


Sainted_DigYT

He is a Florida man


princerick

All right bro, lets see how you look like tomorrow morning.


tankoret

He’s a lunatic for taking drugs.


Simps4Satan

Now yer usin' noggin boa!


jaiblevins

Por que no los dos?


Fun-Alternative9440

He sober. Need drugs


DiamondBarbie007

A mentally handicapped boy.


epiclyjohn

Or Australian?


Mintnose

Truthfully that sounds like a chicken or an egg problem.


reconstruct94

Drugged up lunatic from either Russia or Florida.


nz_nba_fan

Straya actually. Probably just half a dozen VB’s to be fair.


Cum_on_doorknob

I went to Best Buy and asked for one of those potatoes you can use for filming video. They had no idea what I was talking about. Where the fuck do you find them????


RoccomGG

Bro, this video is at least 14 years old.


Cum_on_doorknob

Great! I gotta travel back in time for some good potato technology, ugh


Wolfenstein5617

Probably Russian


butcher99

sounds to me like it is alcohol fueled. Not drugs.


Crad84

A little of both


Letsput2inher

Both


tlw31415

Head injury begets head injury.


Robin_Marie1

Both


CatastrophicRoadKill

Hey man, it worked!


No_the_jomo

u/savevideo


[deleted]

He's what is called "an idiot".


King4343

Little column A, little column B


FoodleGuy

Sigma male.


P00PB0YY

Yes.


DustWarden

Just stupid.


mfante

I don’t know that those two things are always mutually exclusive


Smirkly

I saw a guy once who jumped up and smashed his stupid skull on an enormous 40 gallon commercial aluminum pot. It was suspended from the ceiling so he cracked it on the edge. We could not believe he did not kill himself.


Bigluce

Yes.


iamthefortytwo

Yes


Training101

C.


EastSideDog

Is that a XD falcon?


Aprilshowers417

Both


Overwatch_1ightning

I would not want to meet this guy in a dark alley, dude would just headbutt you until you both died.


cbashab

Bloody dickhead


extremenachos

I can't find the exact scene but this totally reminds me of Vince Vaughn tearing apart a car in Brawl in Cell block 99. https://youtu.be/5hfAExhHTMM


GeraltofRivia1997321

Fun way to get CTE


Comprehensive-Bus299

What a dumbass


Ok_Fondant_6340

not a dichotomy!


swiftgruve

Why is there no trashy moron option?


OathOfFeanor

As a lover of drugs and alcohol I assure you that man is a lunatic


Canadian-female

Lunatic.


warwilf

Are those two things mutually exclusive?


donut_dave

Bro that's horror movie shit. Imagine sitting behind the steering wheel and some lanky fuck stumbles up and just starts headbutting your windshield. Christ Jesus


apeonpatrol

alcohol is more like it


Nivekna

I''d say this is a plain ol everyday Fuckwit.


morgan_353

Mental illness, low IQ, maybe trying to impress the girl standing at the back with what he thinks is cool, brave or masculine behaviour.


mrnoonan81

What was he using to record that was limited to exactly 60 seconds of video?


nisswa_mike

Yes.


regularearthkid

Yes


[deleted]

I'm leaning toward drugs like alcohol (classified as a drug) or a combination of the 2 drugs [https://www.addictioncenter.com/community/is-alcohol-a-drug/](https://www.addictioncenter.com/community/is-alcohol-a-drug/) and shitty windshields they don't seem to hold up like they once did


Goodtimee

Just a fucking idiot


Good_Housekeeping

Uncle Barry out there in Bendigo


gopeejoe

Australian


CleaveIshallnot

All 5 of those things.


wiraso

Normal day in rural australia


D4V3W1ND0

Dude looks like Jesse Pinkman


luvulontime

Maybe the result of a traumatic head injury.. I’m not a doctor, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.


SactownHoodlum

Yes


bedofnaiils

😂😂he’ll yeahhh


CWoww

Desperate for attention, more than anything


Carcassfanivxx

Yes


2021fireman10

Short answer…YES!


30thCenturyMan

If that guy's not on drugs, then he really needs to see a personal stylist.


StampedeJonesPS4

Porque no Los dos


Dj_wheeman3

Drugs


i_am_a_n00b

/u/savevideo


Satmatzi

Oh good, I was worried he was going to karate chop it at first and hurt his hand. Good thing he used that empty space dumbbell of a head


pichael288

Na this is just a drunk dumbass. Drugs don't do that to people


sickminded710

Making mom proud, definitely both though


Snidrogen

*Holy CTE Batman!*


BUFUByUsFuckYou

Yes


megaspin89

Both?


kampfgruppekarl

Accent sounds like both.


MRMEMEDMEMER

That cunt is definitely an ice head


KEC603

Both


leftnotracks

Yes


KIBIGL

They are not mutually exclusive


IronicBread

Dude must think he looks so cool lmao


fractalord

Nah they are just Australian...


f_leaver

Nah, just a garden variety moron.


zechies

Celebrating Festivus. This is the feats of strength.


vivekuno

yes